冷笑话精选：
确实@大脑切片没错
[@ the brain slices yes indeed]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#很喜欢文学# 很喜欢六一，有种对六月待播剧充满期待的感觉[抱一抱]#这个六月有哪些影剧综可以看#
晚安，今天的微博就发到这里啦！#唠嗑酷酷子#
[# # like literature like children very much, have a sense of June to play full of expectation [embrace a embrace] # # what are presumably this June ensemble can see < br > < br > good night, todays weibo posted here! # # be cool]
优·爆款制造机·宠粉十级选手·优酷独播四字全网宣传大使·酷 👖爱你ღ( ´·ᴗ·` )
新浪汽车：
热销车型换代的全球首发哦…
[Its world debut model generation of sell like hot cakes...]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
超话社区：
#创作官星档案# 舞台聚光灯点亮✨🎥一起来欣赏精彩的视频作品吧～来明星超话 解锁更多优质创作物料吧💕
[Officer star file # # creation the spotlight lit ✨ 🎥 enjoy fabulous video works together ~ to star super words unlock more high quality creative material 💕]
新浪新闻客户端：
【BLG人员变动】据@BLG电子竞技俱乐部 ：经过与选手的充分沟通及友好协商，BLG ADC选手简自豪（id：#Uzi#）即日起正式离队。
上单选手陈泽彬（id：#Bin#）即日起正式加入BLG，任BLG战队新赛季上单位。 #RNG#
[【 】 to BLG turnover according to @ BLG e-sports club with sufficient communication and friendly negotiation, BLG ADCs Jane pride (id # Uzi#) officially leave from now on. < br > in the single player Chen Zebin (id # Bin#) formally joined the BLG from now on, any unit of BLG team on the new season. # RNG#]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
元气满满新沐瞳：
@叫我姨太好了会员合集！超值！有需要的老板冲冲冲[doge]
[@ call my aunt is too good member collection! A bargain! The boss in need one unit [doge]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
央视新闻：
【夜读丨六月第一天，我就要把一整个月的祝福送给你[心]】 tAXYQaKt
[The night 丨 on the first day of June, I will give you the blessings of a whole month [heart]] tAXYQaKt]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：
哇，@伊利集团 邀大学生共创近千份短视频作品！余所高校参与！位公益宣传大使诞生！这也太壮观了吧！！伊利携手乳协#青年眼中的世界牛奶日#短视频公益征集活动圆满收官，资深专家、高校大学生、媒体联动掀起“为牛奶庆生”热潮，大学生们主动担当“世界牛奶日公益宣传大使”，用漫画视频、微电影
[Wow, @ yili group invited students to create nearly thousand copies of short video works! More colleges and universities to participate in! A public welfare propaganda ambassador was born! Its too spectacular!!!!! Yili milk milk (# of youth in the eyes of the world hand in hand, # short video public solicitation for complete MSC, senior experts, the college students, media linkage birthday celebration for the milk boom, college students take the initiative to act as world milk day public welfare propaganda ambassador, use cartoon video, micro movies]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
元气满满新沐瞳：
六一
[June ]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#地震来了该怎么办？在不同场景下有不同的应对方法……戳视频↓让我们一起了解更多防震减灾知识[心][心]tALKYAb
[# # the night big understand the earthquake to do? Under different scenarios have different ways to deal with... Poke video left let us learn more knowledge of protecting against and mitigating earthquake disasters [heart] [heart] tALKYAb]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 六一儿童节 大家都是怎么过的？[馋嘴][馋嘴][馋嘴]
[# # good night family June childrens day everyone how did you spend? [available] [available] [available]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
ZAKER：
深夜ZAKER# 每个人的童年都有一个严肃的结尾，大约都是突然面对了一个严峻的事实，再不能睡一宿觉就把它忘掉，事后你发现，童年不复存在了。—— 史铁生
[The night ZAKER# everyone at the end of the childhood have a serious, some are suddenly faced with a serious fact, night cant sleep again just forget it, you found that childhood is gone. - shi]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
平安北京：
如图✊，#晚安# 🌛
[As shown in figure ✊. # good night # 🌛]
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