冷笑话精选:
@表情bot想起了《挑山工》@可爱凯_自己身上无碎银几两 却看不得人家疾苦[泪]@表情bot山顶五六块真的不贵了 最贵的是影院元一瓶的水 不知道怎么卖的出手的
[@ expression bot remembered the workers pick hill @ lovely _ themselves without a few two ground silver kay could see not somebody elses sufferings [] tears @ the top expression bot WuLiuKuai really not expensive cinema yuan is the most expensive bottle of water shots, but dont know how to sell]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
元气满满新沐瞳:
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凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航
元气满满新沐瞳:
转发微博
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凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航
优酷:
#郭京飞杨超越即兴解说抢馅饼# 怎么回事?这才刚刚开始,怎么感觉@郭京飞 @杨超越 这两个大明白就把#极限挑战#的游戏看透了!极挑团争“馅饼”,谁会坐收渔翁之利呢?#上优酷看极限挑战# 酷酷子好期待呀~tAaGa
[# # Guo Jingfei Mr Yang the improvisational commentary rob pie how to return a responsibility? This is just beginning, how feeling @ Guo Jingfei @ Mr Yang is the two big understand the game through the challenge # # limit! Pole pick for pie, who would have conspired against of? # on youku watch ultimate challenge # good looking forward to ah ~ tAaGa cool]
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元气满满新沐瞳:
新生是什么,就是你发现自己,本就无所不能。
[What is new, it is you find yourself, this is omnipotent. ]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航
优酷:
#龚俊水上游戏逆风翻盘# #贾乃亮水上游戏被龚俊逆袭# 本👖已经忍不住跟着@贾乃亮 @龚俊Simon 晃起来了,两人真是连表情都在使劲哈哈哈~这是这期#极限挑战#俊俊子第二次逆风翻盘了吧?快来个人告诉我对不对~#上优酷看极限挑战# tAaGaXxw
[# Gong Jun water games against the wind hit # # # smile water games are Gong Jun inverse attack has couldnt help but follow this 👖 @ smile @ Gong Jun Simon shake up, two people are even the expressions in ha ha ha ~ this is issue # # limit challenge jung toshiko second upwind hit? Come and personal tell me right ~ # youku watch # tAaGaXxw limit challenge]
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小浪同学敲黑板:
#深夜大明白#喵喵教又出新歌啦,请欣赏猫猫乐队带来Sia的《Unstoppable》[打call]
(YouTube Bongo Cat) tAabubbP
[# # the night big understand meow meow teach new song again, please appreciate the Cat Cat band bring Sia Unstoppable [play call] < br > < br > (YouTube Bongo Cat) tAabubbP]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#晚安家人# 你儿时的梦想座驾是什么?现在实现了吗?[思考]
[# good night family # what is your childhood dream car? Realize now? [thinking]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
ZAKER:
#深夜ZAKER# 对于可控的事情,要保持谨慎;对于不可控的事情,要保持乐观。人只能做自己能力范围内的事情,你要接受这个事实,并且以乐观的心,去面对这一切。——爱比克泰德
[# ZAKER# late at night for a controlled things, want to be cautious; For uncontrolled things, keep optimistic. Ability within the scope of the things people can only do yourself, do you want to accept this fact, and optimistic heart to face all this. -- epictetus]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
央视新闻:
【#毒品一日不绝禁毒一刻不停#】过去五年,全国共破获毒品犯罪案件.万起,缴获毒品吨。禁毒斗争背后,是无数隐姓埋名的缉毒英雄;我们能见到真容时,往往是他们在人世间的最后一面。禁毒工作需要公安干警的努力,也需要全社会同向发力。毒品一日不禁,禁毒斗争就一日不能松懈。珍爱生命,远离毒
[【 # drugs on drug control clock # 】 in the past five years, China has solved the drug crime cases. Wan, drug seizures tons. Anti-drug struggle behind, is countless anonymity narcotics hero; We can see face, they are often at the end of the world. Drug control work is the work of public security policemen, a higher power also needs the whole society. Drugs can not help but a day, cannot be lax anti-drug struggle. Cherish life, away from drugs]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号,是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
优酷:
#龚俊把好人有好报进行到底# #龚俊从头到尾没给任何人投票# 这一轮俊子@龚俊Simon 的智商直线上升,但好像又一举选中了做同盟[偷笑],迅哥@演员王迅 内心巴适的很呐~#极限挑战#开播就是大戏!要得要得!!#上优酷看极限挑战#
tAaGazwi
[# Gong Jun deserved the good man through # # Gong Jun from beginning to end didnt give anyone vote toshiko @ # this round Gong Jun Simon IQ has soared, but like every selected do alliance [laughing], fast elder brother @ actor Wang Xun inner ba shi is shout ~ # # limit challenge started drama! Want want!!!!! # # on youku watch ultimate challenge < br > tAaGazwi]
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新浪热点:
【#岁男孩牵着岁男童向警察求助#[心]】近日,在浙江金华,一名岁男孩带着一名岁男童来到派出所报警,称自己“捡到一个小孩”。了解情况后,@兰溪公安 民警和男孩一同帮男童找到了家人。第二天,民警来到男孩所在的学校“送奖上门”,对他的行为予以表扬。民警称赞道,小小年纪就这么有责任心,很
[【 # # years old boy took the boy to the police for help [heart]] recently, in zhejiang jinhua, a boy with a boy who came to the police station alarm, said he found a child. Know the situation after the @ lanxi security forces and to help the boy with the boy found a family. The next day, the police came to the boys school award door, be praised for his actions. Police said, at an early age so a sense of responsibility, very]
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优酷:
#幸福到万家# 去吃幸福@赵丽颖 的喜宴怎么能不随份子呢[doge]酷酷子要悄悄努力然后惊艳咱们娘家人[酷]全国+城市万+块屏!包括但不限于地铁公交、机场、高铁、候车亭、商圈商超LED屏、城市社区门禁屏、城市丰巢快递柜等等...持续上线中[酷]这都是酷酷子给咱幸福的排面~月日优酷独播,大家都来热
[# happiness to eat m # @ the reception of li-ying zhao how can not transmit elements [doge] cool to efforts and then quietly stunning lets family [cool] + cities in China than + screen! Including but not limited to the subway bus, airports, high-speed rail, shelters, business circle, the LED screen, urban community entrance guard screen, city feng nest express ark, etc... Continuous on-line [cool] this is cool son give me a happy face ~ youku alone on February nd, everyone to heat]
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小浪同学敲黑板:
#宋丹丹向李雪琴道歉#
宋丹丹和李雪琴在桃花坞因为一些事情产生不同意见,虽然当时的氛围有些严肃,但现在都已经解释清楚啦,两人的性格不同,但都是心思细腻的人啊~tAaGAc
[# # eternal song dan-dan famous apologize to xue-qin li < br > eternal song dan-dan famous and xue-qin li in the yellow house because some things have different opinions, there are some serious atmosphere at that time, but now I have to make it clear, two peoples personality is different, but people are toughing ~ tAaGAc]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪热点:
【#南极冰层米下的秘密被揭开#】一个前所未见的生态系统正潜伏在南极洲冰面之下的一条地下河流中。研究人员最近揭开了这个“隐秘世界”的面纱,他们在一个黑暗且呈锯齿状的洞穴中,发现了成群的微小虾状生物。正是因为之前还不知道冰层下面是否有生命,所以这个新发现显得更加重要。研究人员还担心
[【 # m under the Antarctic ice sheet secrets be revealed # 】 an unprecedented ecosystems are lurking beneath the Antarctic ice an underground rivers. Researchers recently uncovered the veil of the secret world, they are in a dark and jagged cave, discovered the swarms of tiny shrimp-like creatures. Because dont know whether there is life under ice before, so the new findings appear more important. The researchers also worry about it]
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