冷笑话精选：
[心]@我的追星大号好想回到以前呀，无忧无虑的@冲浪男孩钻钻子好怀念上学的时候呀
[[heart] @ I make track for a star of the large-sized really want to go back ah, carefree @ surfing boy drill drill good miss school ah]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
杨幂：
出发！正式露营～今日份提问：你们出去露营的穿搭ootd是什么？～#花儿与少年#
[Set off! Formal camping ~ today a question do you go camping outfit ootd is what? Flowers and young # ~ #]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
超话社区：
#创作官星档案# 🎨饭制截修大赏之影视合集来啦[羞嗒嗒]一起来明星超话查收更多绝美物料吧[赢牛奶]期待大家在明星超话更多精彩投稿喔[打call]
[Officer star file # # creation 🎨 rice system cut video collection of repairing is great reward come [shame clicking] star super words find more beautiful material together looking forward to you win milk in star super words contribute more wonderful oh [play call]]
ZAKER：
【斯柯达S店月销仅台！会成为下一个讴歌，退出中国吗？】 年的汽车消费市场被注入了新的激情，但斯柯达却是在这股顺风中一位突兀的逆行者 tAaUrHvf
[【 skoda S shop on pin only Taiwan! Will be the next acura, out of China? Years of automobile consumption market is injected new passion, but it is in the wind, an abrupt skoda NiXingZhe tAaUrHvf]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
卢健生：
欧洲要崩盘？@Zodzod_张浩一战封神还是一战成虫？太刺激了。。。
[European collapse? @ Zodzod_ dialectical war god or adult world war I? Too stimulating...]
Z CAM 首席执行官
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【#重庆车展# 探馆：拿铁DHT-PHEV将首发】在重庆车展开幕前，我们拍摄到了魏牌拿铁DHT-PHEV，新车将在车展亮相首发，其WLTC工况纯电续航里程将达km，亏电油耗.Lkm，综合油耗.Lkm。tAaUTok
[# # # # every news [chongqing motor show agent pavilion latte DHT - PHEV will start 】 in chongqing auto show before the opening, we captured wei card - PHEV latte DHT, new car will make its debut in the auto show, the working condition of WLTC pure electric range of km, loss of electricity consumption. Lkm, combined. Lkm. tAaUTok]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#白色强人# 叶晴@胡定欣nancywu 专心搞事业，将双主事进行到底！李文信@陳豪Moses 听说自己即将成为第二个急诊室主管医生，连忙婉言拒绝[求饶]酷酷子看这是明成北要变天的节奏啊[并不简单]#优酷港剧场# 独家热播中，速来追剧！tAayRsSF
[# # white strongman ye qing @ Nancy wu nancywu concentrate on business, will be double master in the end! Wen-xin li @ Moses chan Moses heard their soon to be the second director doctor, emergency room hurriedly politely refuse to [for] cool son see MingChengBei to the rhythm of the bad weather that is [] are not simple in exclusive hit # # youku Hong Kong theatre, speed to chase play! tAayRsSF]
优·爆款制造机·宠粉十级选手·优酷独播四字全网宣传大使·酷 👖爱你ღ( ´·ᴗ·` )
新浪热点：
【硬核科普！海军舰艇命名到底有啥讲究？】#百年前中国土航母也是江南造# 国产航母福建舰正式入列！为什么要叫福建舰？什么级别的舰艇会以省和直辖市命名？人民海军编制序列中，通常将战斗船只称为舰艇，一般排水量大于吨称为“舰”，小于吨称为“艇”；潜艇无论排水量大小都称为“艇”。每艘舰
[The hardcore science! What exactly does a naval vessel named exquisite? # # hundred years ago Chinas soil and jiangnan made the carrier domestic carrier fujian ship officially out! Why do you want to call the fujian ship? What level of ships will be named after the provinces and municipalities directly under the central government? Peoples Marine sequence, usually called combat ships ships, general displacement is greater than the tons of known as the ship is less than t referred to as the boat; Submarine regardless of the size of the displacement are referred to as the boat. Each ship]
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南方都市报：
#广州一路人被掉落椰树树叶砸晕#【广州一路人被掉落的椰子树树叶砸伤仍昏迷！街道称将加强巡查】近日，广州市海珠区华洲街道华盛公园内发生一起大王椰子树树叶砸伤路人的事故。月日，南都记者获悉，事发后伤者被送医救治，街道办称已会同海珠区相关部门加强辖区巡查，排除安全隐患。据知情人士透露
[# guangzhou a stranger by falling coconut palm leaves hit dizzy # [guangzhou a stranger by falling coconut tree leaves parts is still in a coma! Will strengthen patrol the streets said 】 recently, guangzhou zhuhai already huasheng street park in your majesty coconut tree leaves together parts of passers-by accidents. Month day, SMW reporter learned that, after the incident of the injured were sent to medical treatment, said it had jointly with hai relevant departments to strengthen jurisdiction neighborhood patrol, eliminate safety hidden trouble. According to people familiar with the matter]
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央视新闻：
【#这支让日寇胆战心惊的队伍不足千人#】年月日，日军对香港实施轰炸。驻港英军迅速溃败，天后，港督宣布投降。中国共产党领导的港九大队仍坚持抗战，#他们在香港与日寇血战三年八个月#，孤悬敌后，守护香港。令日寇胆战心惊的这支队伍，不足千人，最小的仅十一二岁。铭记↓致敬！#香江永奔流
[【 # this let the Japanese aggressors funky team less than one thousand # 】 (date) (month) (year), the Japanese bombed in Hong Kong. Hong Kong British crumble, days later, the governor declared surrender. Of still adhere to the Anti-Japanese War, the leadership of the communist party of China (# they in Hong Kong and the Japanese aggressors bloody # months, three years stands alone behind enemy lines, the guardian of Hong Kong. To the Japanese aggressors pepto bismol this team, less than one thousand people, the smallest only his preteens. Remember the left. # script running]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
卢健生：
我现在什么电话都不接，朋友真要打来，会先微信信息问我：「有空通话？」
[What dont answers the phone, I now call a friend, will first WeChat information ask me free call?]
Z CAM 首席执行官
微博时尚：
#今日时尚趋势#
▪️ Tod’s 推出肖战联名胶囊系列。意大利奢侈品牌Tod’s近日推出TOD’S FOR XZ胶囊系列，以大海和木槿花两大元素为灵感，并由品牌创意总监Walter Chiapponi亲自设计。包含T TIMELESS包袋、腰带和T系列鞋履在内的胶囊单品售价在元至元不等，目前已全部售罄。
▪️ Chanel
[# # todays fashion trends < br > < br > forced ️ Tod s shaw war joint capsule series. Italian luxury brand Tod s recently launched Tod s FOR XZ capsule series, two elements of the sea and hibiscus, FOR inspiration, and the creative director Walter Chiapponi personally by brand design. Contain T TIMELESS bags, belts and a series of shoes, capsule item price in yuan yuan, are now all sold out. < br > < br > forced ️ Chanel]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
新浪热点：
【.#要闻daily#上 分！】 今日，天津、广东、湖南、陕西、安徽、黑龙江、广西、云南、吉林、甘肃等地已陆续公布#高考分数线#，更多地区分数线将在近期公布完毕。祝每位考生都取得好成绩，进入理想大学！ tAaURiS
[【. # pounced on daily# points! Today, tianjin, guangdong, hunan, shanxi, anhui, heilongjiang, jilin, guangxi, yunnan, gansu and other places have been released # # the college entrance examination scores, scores more areas will be announced in the near future. I wish every examinee get good grades, into the ideal university! tAaURiS]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
微博汽车：
如果你又不想充电，又想有跟纯电动车一样的体验，那今天这台轩逸·电驱版e-POWER就可以满足你。这次#只加油的纯电驱有点意思# ，在坐的宝友们心动了没~
[If you dont want to charge, and want to have the same experience with pure electric vehicles, that today the sylphy machine, electric drive e - POWER can satisfy you. The # # only come on pure electric drive is a little meaning, in a treasure friends move didnt ~]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
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