冷笑话精选：
家长很信任[doge]@表情bot我好害怕，这不是一年后的我吗@我还很能吃马上要去当老师了，看到这个想连夜辞职@房东的猫语提前说没有冒犯的意思，但是第四张真的好像植物大战僵尸里面的倭瓜[苦涩]
[Parents trust [doge] @ expression bot Im afraid that this is not a year later I @ I also very can eat immediately to go to when the teacher, see the want to resign @ the landlords cat language overnight in advance say dont mean to offend, but the inside of the fourth PIC like plants vs zombies squash (bitter)]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪热点：
#深夜大明白#【延时摄影在大理看绝美星河[哇]】云南大理洱源县海西海，摄影师通过延时摄影，记录下繁星璀璨，星河流转的梦幻美景。戳↓↓看#摄影师镜头下的星河有多梦幻#~tAXnhK
[# # the night big understand 【 time-lapse photography in Dali look beautiful millions [wow]] in yunnan Dali eryuan western sea sea, photographer through time-lapse photography, record the bright stars, Milky Way flow of beauty. Stamp left watching # a photographer on the left of the Milky Way how dreams # ~ tAXnhK]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
#深夜大明白#【值得N刷！神十四飞行任务秒全回顾】年月日时分，神舟十四号载人飞船发射取得圆满成功。近一年时间，我们见证了神舟十四号飞船从进场到发射全过程。默默耕耘，是为了成功这一刻最精彩的绽放。#神舟十四号任务#（中国载人航天）tAXnnq
[# # the night big understand 【 worth N brush! God mission seconds the whole review 】 (date) (month) (year), the manned spacecraft shenzhou th launch a complete success. Nearly a year, we have witnessed the shenzhou spacecraft from the approach to the launch process. Silent and cultivated, is the most wonderful bloom in order to succeed at this moment. # # the shenzhou th mission tAXnnq (Chinas manned space)]
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ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 一定要把理想跟孤独挂上钩的话，那孤独赞助了理想。 ——郝蕾
[# late-night ZAKER# must hang the bait ideal with loneliness, the loneliness sponsored the ideal. - the fourth]
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汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 你是哪一年参加高考的？还记得当年的作文题目么？[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]#高考加油#
[# # good night family which year you are to attend the university entrance exam? Remember the title of oral composition? [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] # # the university entrance exam refueling]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
平安北京：
晚安啦同志们[鲜花]
[Good night comrades (flowers)]
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ZAKER：
【“数学还没考完就传出泄题”？教育部考试院已报警】 教育部教育考试院已接到相关的举报，并已向公安机关报案>> tAXmPOC
[【 math havent finish test from leaking questions? Ets has alarm 】 the Ministry of Education, Ministry of Education education ets has received the relevant report, and has set up a report to the public security organ > > tAXmPOC]
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南方都市报：
【#今年数学有多难#？ 考生说#数学难到想趴在地上哭#】月日下午，高考数学科目考试结束，广州市第七中学考生钟同学对记者说，“感觉这次数学考试的难度，是把一模二模所有的难题都放在一张卷子里”，“要不是有摄像头拍着，我就趴在地上哭了。”[抱抱]钟同学还说，虽然数学考试不太理想，但还是要接
[【 how hard is it # # this year math? Candidates said # # math is difficult to want to lie prone on the ground crying 】 June afternoon, the college entrance examination mathematics course exam was over, the seventh middle school students in guangzhou clock classmate told reporters, feel the difficulty of the math test, it is the one module and two mode all problems in a piece of paper, if it were not for the camera, I lie prone on the ground crying. [hug] bell students also said that although the math exam is not ideal, but still want to meet]
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央视新闻：
【送别！#南京大屠杀幸存者余昌祥去世捐赠遗体#】据@侵华日军南京大屠杀遇难同胞纪念馆 ：今天上午，南京大屠杀幸存者余昌祥去世，享年岁。老人捐献遗体用于医学研究，他的生命正以另一种方式在延续。目前，#南京大屠杀在册幸存者仅剩人#。铭记历史，珍爱和平！
[【 farewell! Donate body # # the nanjing massacre survivors Yu Chang cheung died 】 according to the nanjing massacre were killed by the Japanese invaders @ the memorial hall this morning, the nanjing massacre survivors Yu Chang cheungs death, he was years old. The old man donated bodies for medical research, his life is in another way at last. At present, the # # on the nanjing massacre survivors remaining people. Remember history, cherish peace! ]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
新浪热点：
【特斯拉大裁员不含中国区？#特斯拉上海工厂仍在招人#，员工：上休，每班小时】近日，特斯拉大裁员一事持续发酵，但位于上海的特斯拉超级工厂却似乎未受影响。月日，特斯拉上海工厂员工的赵明（化名）称，目前工厂未受裁员消息影响，仍在招工。赵明表示，目前工厂施行三班两倒，上四休二，每班约
[【 tesla widening cuts excluding China? # tesla Shanghai factory # are still hiring, employee Hugh, each class hour 】 recently, tesla widening the redundancies continuous fermentation, but teslas factory is located in Shanghai seems to be unaffected. Month, tesla Shanghai factory employees zao Ming (a pseudonym), according to the mills, not affected by the cuts are still in the north-west. Zao Ming, said the factory implementation of class two, two, four, about in each shift]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
唐诗逸发的KTV🎤片段里，刘恋和于文文的贴贴也太[快乐糖]了吧 tAXnmdvj
[In the tang dynasty from the KTV 🎤 fragments of hair, Liu Lian and Yu Wenwen stickers too [happy] sugar tAXnmdvj also]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪热点：
【#高考生肾结石发作挂吊瓶进考场#】月日，广东东莞，距离高考仅剩小时，考生小马腹痛难忍，家长将他送到医院，诊断为肾结石。小马接受治疗后，距开考不到分钟，家长立即报警。接到指令后，指挥部调遣路面警力赶往医院接小马，一路开辟绿色通道，仅用不到分钟就将他送到考场。@西部决策
[【 # # high examinee kidney stone hanging infusion bag or bottle into the examination room] month day, in dongguan, guangdong province, from the university entrance exam only hours, the examinee pony abdominal pain, parents to send him to hospital and diagnosed with kidney stones. Pony, after treatment were held from normal within minutes, the parents immediately report to the police. After receiving instructions, command deploy road police rushed to the hospital after a pony, all the way open green channel, with only minutes to send him to the examination room. @ western decision]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
#完美世界回应被指付费上班#【企业招人做游戏，每人还要倒给元？完美世界回应：系内部教学实验项目，不对外】近期，有媒体报道，完美世界被爆一项收费元的教学实践项目，学员缴费后可在完美世界技术中心参与开发一款无缝大世界多人在线生存类网络游戏。此举引发网友关注，不少声音指责这是招
[# # perfect world response was accused of paid work [companies recruit people play games, also give a yuan per person? Perfect world response department of internal teaching experiment project, not foreign 】 recently, media reports, a perfect world to be a charge for yuan project of teaching practice, students pay cost after can be in a perfect world technology center to participate in the development of a seamless world multiplayer survival class online games. Triggering netizen attention, many voices accused the recruit]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
平安北京：
人生，从来不只一场考试[奋斗]明天继续加油吧！#高考第天#[加油][加油][加油] @新华社 tAXElZAQ
[Life, never more than an exam [for] tomorrow continue refueling!!!! # # the first day of college entrance examination [go] [go] [oil] @ tAXElZAQ Xinhua News Agency]
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ZAKER：
【#山西发现春秋晚期大夫夫人墓葬#】月日，山西省考古研究院对外发布，当地考古人员在山西省襄汾县陶寺北墓地发现一座春秋晚期的女性贵族墓葬。墓主人岁出头，其腹部可见胎儿头骨，胎龄个月。考古人员判断该墓主人身份为大夫的夫人。@中新视频 tAXnwkev
[The doctor found the spring and autumn period and the late Mrs. Burial # # shanxi] month day, archaeological institute released in Shanxi Province, the local archaeological workers in shanxi xiangfen tao temple north cemetery found a late spring and autumn women noble grave. In the abdomen fetal skull, visible MuZhuRen s, gestational age. Archaeological researchers determine the MuZhuRen identity for the doctors wife. @ Singapore video tAXnwkev]
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