2022年5月11日星期三

Love and food are past their expiration date

一个人住,家里最多的是过期食物。

每次打开冰箱,总会有新发现。这包芝士去年已经到期,那包冷面两年前已经到期,香肠半年前已过期。在蔬果格里,竟然发现两棵上个月买的西兰花,还有一个不知什么时候买回来的,已经腐烂了的,可以拿去制苹果醋的苹果。

一天深夜,肚子饿得不得了,想起冰箱里好像有面包、香肠、冰淇淋,跑去打开冰箱,发现每一样能吃的东西都已经过期,连瓶装柠檬汁也过了期。打开储物柜,所有即食面也都过期。

一个女人,在深夜里,抱着一大堆过期食物,是很伤感的,不知道什么时候轮到自己过期。

食物可以有标签,说明“请在此日期前食用”,女人却不能在自己身上印上一个标签,提示男人“请在此日期前使用”,我们唯一可以发出的信息是“逾时不候”。女人不是食物,女人有两条腿,会为期限着急,青春是有期限的,忍耐也是有期限的,请在期限期满之前爱她,好好照顾她,她是逾时不候的,等无可等,就会另作打算。

没有一个女人可以忍受自己过期,为了把期限延长,为了保持鲜活,我们花了许多金钱和时间,到了最后却发现,爱情原来也是会过期的,而且总是在不知不觉间过期。

有一天,我们把它拿出来,才知道它在六个月前已经过期,它最鲜活的日子已经永远过去。

Living alone, most of the food in the house is out of date. Every time I open the fridge, I find something new. This bag of cheese expired last year, that bag of cold noodles expired two years ago, and the sage expired six months ago. In the fruit and vegetable grid, actually found two last month to buy broccoli, and I do not know when to buy back, has been rotten, can be used to make apple vinegar apple. Late one night, hungry as hell, I remembered that there seemed to be bread, sages, and ice cream in the refrigerator. I went to open it and found that everything edible was out of date, even the lemonade bottles. Open the locker, all the Ramen's expired. A woman in the middle of the night with a bunch of expired food is sad and doesn't know when it's her turn to expire. Food can have labels that say "please eat before this date," but women can not put a label on themselves that says "please use before this date." The only message we can send is "no waiting.". A woman is not food, a woman has two legs, she will be anxious for the time limit, youth has a time limit, patience also has a time limit, please love her before the time limit expires, take good care of her, she is overdue, wait for nothing more, they'll think of something else. No woman can bear to be past her expiration date, we spend a lot of money and time trying to keep it fresh, only to find that love turns out to be past its expiration date, too, and it's always expired before you know it. One day, we took it out and realized that it had expired six months ago and that its best days were behind us forever.

标题: 爱情和食物都过期了
作者: 张小娴
字数: 505
简介: 一个人住,家里最多的是过期食物。 每次打开冰箱,总会有新发现。这包芝士去年已经到期,那包冷面两年前已经到期,香肠半年前已过期。在蔬果格里,竟

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