小野妹子学吐槽：
别说那么多了，炫我嘴里！
[Dont say so much, dazzle in my mouth! ]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
#日本男子花万元实现做狗心愿# 近日，日本一男子在社交平台上传了一则穿着狗狗布偶服模仿狗狗动作的视频，引发热议。据悉，该男子一直以来都非常热爱四脚行走的动物，从小就拥有成为动物的梦想，于是花万日元（约万元）下单定制了一套狗狗布偶装，扮演起了狗狗的角色。tAXbGUJ
[# Japanese man spent ten thousand yuan to implement do dogs wish # recently, a Japanese man in a social platform by uploading a dog doll clothing imitate dog motion video, causing heated debate. It is reported that the man has always been very love four feet walking animals, from an early age has a dream of animals and then spend million yen (about ten thousand yuan) order to customize a set of dog puppets, play the role of the dog. tAXbGUJ]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
#云南人的外卖别羡慕死我#
好羡慕可以吃到傣味手抓饭啊 好羡慕好羡慕好羡慕好羡慕好羡慕好羡慕好羡慕好羡慕
#快乐全勤计划# tAXbqQwT
[# # yunnan people takeout dont envy me < br > to have DaiWei hand pilaf envy can envy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy < br > < br > happy # # tAXbqQwT full-time program]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学敲黑板：
【#大家保险个月修丢客户多辆车#】#守护我的消费权益# 据@农民频道 报道近日，河北石家庄，大家保险河北分公司曾因#个月前走保险修车修到现在车没了#被曝光。然而，前几天，又有车主找到记者，称他与之前车主的遭遇惊人的相似。在出事故走大家保险，去指定的奔腾汽车修理厂修理后，自己的爱车也凭空
[【 # everybody insurance months repairing lost customer many car # 】 # protect consumers rights and interests in my # @ farmers channel reported recently, shijiazhuang, hebei province people insurance hebei branch # for months ahead insurance car repair to the car didnt now # was exposed. However, a few days ago, the owners have found a reporter, said he and the owners encounter before striking similarities. In an accident insurance, to specify the pentium car repair shop repair, their car out of thin air]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#部分韦神相关商标已注册成功# 北大数学院院长：网上吵什么，他大概也看不见】月日，北大老师韦神再次登上微博热搜。据中国商标网显示，#韦东奕#商标于年月被上海、河南两家公司申请注册。目前，均已被驳回。另据企查查APP显示，#多个韦神相关商标被抢注#，韦神馒头、韦神部分商标已注册成功
[【 # wei god some relevant trademark has been registered successfully # number of Peking University, dean of the school of online what noisy, he probably cant see 】 month day, Peking University teacher wei god boarded the microblogging hot search again. , according to Chinas trademark network # # WeiDongYi trademark than by Shanghai and henan two companies apply for registration. At present, have been rejected. According to qi, according to check the APP # # multiple wei god related trademark is registered, wei god steamed bread, part of the trademark has been registered successfully]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
猫扑：
【#男子违规捕鱼前妻拍视频炫耀# 被查：其实只捕到只小龙虾】近日，重庆。警方在日常网络巡查中发现，有男子使用网兜、地笼捕鱼，还向围观群众炫耀。随后，警方很快找到视频拍摄和发布者刘某，而视频中捕鱼人系刘某前夫翁某。原来，他们人近期闲得无聊，就用丝网和地笼在老家附近河沟捕点小鱼和小虾
[【 # man is illegal fishing ex-wife shoot video showing off # check actually only caught only small lobster 】 recently, chongqing. Police patrol in daily network found that a man, use a net to steamed fish, also to the crowd to show off. Subsequently, the police quickly found video filming and publishers ryu, and fishing in the video is ryu ex-husband wengsonghua. It turns out that they are carefree get boring recently, with the silk screen and ground cage near the home county to catch some small fish and shrimp]
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南方都市报：
【交友需谨慎！#男子酒后剐蹭遭巨额索赔竟是好友设局#】近日，江苏南京。江宁开发区法院公布一起案件，小管和朋友小王、小陶酒后开车出去玩，路上与另一辆小轿车发生轻微剐蹭，但对方一口咬定小管酒驾，提出要不报警要不赔偿万，在他两个朋友的说和下最后降至万。转账过后，小管觉得金额过高，自己
[【 dating need to be careful! # man met drunken incident ceng, huge claim was friends set # 】 recently, nanjing, jiangsu province. Jiangning development zone court case, tubular wang, xiao tao driving after drinking with friends go out to play, the way and the other a car a little cut, but the other side contended, tubular drunken driving, either the police or claim, in his two friends and finally dropped to under. After the transfer, tubular think amount is too high, yourself]
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微博汽车：
我们总会#被妈妈的话破防了# ，被妈妈的笑容治愈了，加入#妈妈最美笑容大赛#，来分享妈妈的照片和背后的故事吧~还有两位老熟人[偷笑]@元何元 @小希的春夏秋冬
[We always words break the proof # # mom, moms smile cured, add # # contest of mother is the most beautiful smile, to share the mothers photo and the story behind the ~ there are two old acquaintance [laughing] @ yuan yuan @ xiaoxi spring, summer, autumn and winter]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端：
【#五成网民想要逃离网络远离手机# 这届#年轻人为啥开始戒手机#？】为了“戒”手机，马瑶已经努力了三年，但依然没有达成目标。用她自己的话说，“我戒手机就像审讯犯人，软硬兼施，最笨的办法都用了。像马瑶这样想戒手机的年轻人不在少数。相关报告显示，有五成网民想要逃离网络、远离手机。在这种需
[【 # fifty percent Internet users want to flee away from mobile why began to ring phone # # # this young man? Ma Yao have hard in order to quit mobile phone for three years, but still didnt reach the target. In her own words, I ring the phone like torture techniques, carrot and stick, with the most stupid way. Like Ma Yao of young people want to mobile phones. Relevant report shows that fifty percent of Internet users to escape, away from the mobile phone network. In this kind of need]
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ZAKER：
【互联网大佬直播间“再就业”】 为何迈入直播间的互联网大佬变得更多了？ tAXbGQk
[【 Internet bosses studio re-employment 】 why into the studio bosses Internet become more? tAXbGQk]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
MIUI：
小伙伴们，小部件更新啦！[赢牛奶] 新增两款「无名星球·生活」 「宅力暴走」个性套装小部件。明天休息，让我们一起快乐宅在家吧 [哇]
你喜欢出去玩还是宅在家呢 _____？
[Friends, the widget to update! Win [milk] two new unknown planet, life curtilage force outbreak personality suit widget. Rest tomorrow, lets happy together at home (wow) < br > < br > do you like to go out to play or at home _____? ]
触碰想象，感受真实。
ZAKER：
【#男子称可消除健康宝弹窗诈骗被拘#】月日，在北京市新型冠状病毒肺炎疫情防控工作第场新闻发布会上，市公安局副局长、新闻发言人潘绪宏介绍，有不法分子频繁利用电话、短信和网络实施电信诈骗犯罪。
月日，丰台警方接群众举报，有人以“可以消除北京健康宝弹窗”为名实施诈骗。经调查，刘某某
[【 # man said can eliminate health treasure pop-up fraud was detained # 】 month day, in the new type of coronavirus pneumonia epidemic prevention and control work in the first press conference, city public security bureau deputy director, news spokesman Pan Xuhong, with frequent use of telephone, SMS and outlaws network telecom fraud crime. < br > month, fengtai police to the public, some people to window can eliminate Beijing health treasure to play the name of the implementation of fraud. After investigation, Liu Moumou]
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平安北京：
#情况通报# 【黑车揽客违规出京，导致疫情外溢】疫情防控是一场总体战、阻击战，在当前我市严峻的疫情形势下，既要遏制疫情扩散，又要严防风险外溢。
月日，赵某某（男，岁）驾驶无运营资质的车辆进京，拉载人返回山东乐陵。到达乐陵后，赵某某及另一名同车人员任某某被确诊为无症状感染者，且
[Inform the # # 【 black car USES out of Beijing violations, spillover 】 cause outbreak epidemic prevention and control is a total war, war, in the current zhuhai severe epidemic situation, both to curb the spread of disease, and to fight risk spillover. < br > < br > month, zhao mou a (male, age) driving the operation qualification of the vehicle to pull a manned return to shandong LeLing. After arrive LeLing, zhao mou one and another TongCheRen member so-and-so is diagnosed with asymptomatic infections, and]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
【#年全国高考月日至日举行#】记者日从教育部获悉，#年全国高考#将于月日至日举行。教育部日会同有关部门召开全国普通高校招生考试安全工作电视电话会议，分析研判形势，全面动员和部署做好年高考工作。会议强调，要周密制定组考防疫工作方案，严格落实各项防疫措施，完善突发疫情
[【 # # years held the national college entrance examination in day to day 】 day, reporters learned from the Ministry of Education, # # in the national college entrance examination will be held on day to day. The Ministry of Education, held in conjunction with the relevant departments of the national college entrance exam safety work picturephone meeting, and to analyze the situation, fully mobilize and deploy to do a good job in the university entrance exam. The meeting stressed that to carefully formulated set of tests and epidemic prevention work plan, strictly implement the prevention measures, improve the emergency outbreak]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
超话社区：
一人一句很凡尔赛的话，形容下自己的专业吧[吃瓜]_______#凡尔赛学交流协会[超话]#
[A man a very Versailles, described by your own professional [eat the melon]... [ultra words] # # Versailles learn communication association]
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