冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈@大脑切片好可爱哇@Chiki小丸子爱喝雪碧养乐多哈哈哈so cute[抱一抱]@狗狗乘舟哈哈哈哈😂
[Ha ha ha ha ha @ brain slice good lovely oh @ Chiki small meatball love drink Sprite raise happy much ha ha ha so express [embrace a embrace] @ dog ha ha ha ha 😂 boat]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：
【儿童失踪应立即报警！#姐弟走失父母以为小时才能报警#】#姐弟走失父母寻找小时后才报警#年月日，广东东莞，一名父亲因岁的女儿闹情绪不想上学，冲动之下扇了女儿一巴掌，女儿转身跑掉，岁的弟弟因担心姐姐，翻墙离开学校去寻找，结果双双失踪。父母以为儿童失踪小时才能报警，寻找
[【 missing children should immediately report to the police! # lost sister and parents think hours to alarm # 】 # lost sister and parents looking for hours after the alarm # (date) (month) (year), and in dongguan, guangdong province, a father because of old daughter repeatedly dont want to go to school, an impulse her daughter a slap, daughter turned and ran away, for fear of the elder sister, brother, over the wall to leave school to look for, the results are missing. Parents think children missing hours to call the police, to find]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白# 像这样的“躲猫猫”游戏，真的是太无聊了……[酸]我一点都不羡慕！[单身狗] tAJZmxJe
[# # understood in the middle of the night like this hide-and-seek game, really is too boring... [acid] I dont envy! [single dog] tAJZmxJe]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白# 狗勾：主人，你看我长得像不像海豹？tAJYMNH
[# # the night big understand dog hook master, you dont think I look like a seal? tAJYMNH]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家：
#元旦假期最后一天# 这个小假期你过得充实吗？[挤眼][挤眼][挤眼] #晚安家人#
[# # New Years day holiday on the last day of the little you have a full holiday? [eye] [eye] [eye] # # good night family]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
平安北京：
【收藏！年节日日历】今天是#元旦假期最后一天#。这个假期，你过得充实吗？元旦过后，年还有这些法定节假日、中国传统节日、国际纪念日…年节日日历↓↓ 请查收@人民日报 晚安[可爱] 养足精神 迎接工作日的到来
[【 collection! Year holiday calendar today is the last day of the # # on New Years holiday. This holiday season, you have a full? After the New Years day, and in these legal holidays, traditional Chinese festivals, the international day... Year holiday calendar left left please find @ the Peoples Daily good nightlovely up spirit for the coming days]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 山有峰顶，海有彼岸，漫漫长途，终有回转，余味苦涩，终有回甘。——《一切都是最好的安排》
[# the night ZAKER# mountain peak, the sea is the other shore, long journey, eventually have rotary, aftertaste bitter and the sweet there. Everything is the best arrangement]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
但斌：
回复@茶杯里的雀巢咖啡[作揖][心]@茶杯里的雀巢咖啡老人家虽然经历时局动荡，人生曲曲折折历经磨难，可贵的是仍然选择善良助人坚强，视金钱如小丑。受人尊敬的老人[鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]
[Reply @ the nestle coffee in the cup [bowing] [heart] @ the nestle coffee in the cup old man though the situation was turbulent, life all hardships, valuable is still choose good help others strong, treat money as a clown. Respected old man [flowers] [flowers] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@Eagle_Basin_[作揖]@Eagle_Basin_鼻子街：篦子街；原来乐山大佛进山门那条街。真实记录了以前乐山的交通出行：摆渡，大路小路方向等；同时印证了府河铜河说法，很多地名都还存在：如老肖顶等，
[Reply @ Eagle_Basin_ [bowing] @ Eagle_Basin_ nose street perforated strainer street; Originally the leshan giant Buddha gate in the street. Real records the former leshan transportation ferry, the road road direction, etc.; And confirm the FuHe copper river, many places are still exist such as LaoXiao roof,]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
ZAKER：
【西安#警方通报男子因馒头涨价发表不当言论#：拘留日】据@华商网 报道：月日，我局接群众举报：一网民在某微信群内发表不当言论。经查，年月日，秦某（男，岁）在“户县馍店”微信群内讨论上涨馒头价格一事，因他人不同意涨价，为发泄不满情绪，使用侮辱性语言发表不当言论。年月日
[The increase of xi an # notified the police man for steamed bread making inappropriate comments # detention day 】 @ Chinese net reported month day, I pick up the masses to report a netizen improper comments within a WeChat group. As, (date) (month) (year), Qin Mou (male, age) in the shop was being bun WeChat within group discuss the rising steamed bread prices, because of a rise in others dont agree with, to vent frustration, inappropriate comments to use abusive language. (date) (month) (year)]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪新闻客户端：
【#张桂梅在华坪女高外号张七喊# [可爱]】#张桂梅有个不离手的小喇叭#，反常的时候会响起垃圾车上会放的音乐，把所有人都逗乐了。一天七个重要时刻，起床、洗漱、吃饭、午休、睡觉和晚安，张桂梅和小喇叭都陪伴着学生。华坪女高每届学生都有着不同的回忆，但是大家对于这个小喇叭的回忆是一样的[心]
[【 # gui-mei zhang in guozi hill of huping since nickname seven called # [lovely]] have a hand small horn # # gui-mei zhang, abnormal will ring when garbage trucks will put music, make everyone laugh. Seven important moment in one day, get up, wash gargle, eating, sleeping, and good night, lunch break, gui-mei zhang and small speakers have accompanied the students. Guozi hill of huping since each year, students have different memories, but all memories of the little horn is the same [heart]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：
[心]@龙泉甲士非常不一般，普通人的文字更真实，鲜活而生动，激励后人[good][good]@但斌爸爸写日记的时候是在年，他写道“所以我教育我的小孩，你富了不要忘记过穷日子的时候。”年我还在开封化肥厂供水车间当钳工，那时的我也没有想到我会从事投资这个行业！
[[heart] @ longquan military is very unusual, ordinary people more real, vivid and lively, inspire future generations [good] [good] @ but bin father writing diary is in years, he wrote, so I education my child, you rich dont forget that a poor day. Years when I was still in kaifeng chemical fertilizer plant water supply workshop fitter, at that time I also didnt think Ill engaged in investment in the industry!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
谢谢！[作揖][心]@海上花ZM但总父亲也是个有思想有深度的人，想必对但总教诲颇多，看行文，读故事，感受人生沧桑，大时代的小人物，悲欢离合，认真走过就好。
[Thank you very much! [bowing] [heart] take ZM @ sea but father was also a thoughtful man with deep, presumably for teaching but always, see writing, read the story and feel the vicissitudes of life, the era of big a worm, Maya angelou, through carefully.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@双羽记写得真好，那个年代普通人的生活娓娓道来。
[@ double feather JiXie well, that s ordinary life.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[心]@长余量化投资-买在牛股主升前我读完了。读这一段，但总一定想起了父亲的音容笑貌
[[heart] @ more than quantitative investment - buy long before its main l I finished reading. Read this paragraph, but always thought of his fathers voice]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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