2019年7月20日星期六

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冷笑话精选:
    这个跳水我给满分哈哈哈哈哈哈[允悲] tAilJTZCf ​
[The diving I give out ha ha ha ha ha ha tAilJTZCf [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人# 正在为购车纠结的同学们,来这条微博里留下你的购车条件(如:价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等),转发并评论,让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细,越有机会被家家推荐。 ​
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ​]

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平安北京:
    #大型活动出行提示# 月日(周六)晚间,国家体育场将举行文艺演出;月日、日(周六、日),五棵松体育馆将举办主题演出。预计开场前和散场后,场馆周边部分路段将出现车流集中情况。建议观演的市民朋友尽量选择乘坐地铁等公共交通工具步行前往;驾车前往的市民朋友可选择将车辆停放在周边购物...全文: m.weibo ​
[Travel tip # # large activity late June (Saturday), the national stadium will hold a theatrical performances; Month, day (Saturday, Sunday), wukesong stadium will host the theme. Is expected to start before and after the dismissal, traffic concentration sections of the road around venues will be happen. Suggest that the citizens of both friends try to choose walk to subway and other public transport; Drive to the citizens of a friend can choose the vehicle parking in shopping around... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

优酷:
    #我最爱的女人们#“最爱”家庭卫生文明小组来到毛毛家,备受冷落的贾女士实名吐槽儿子@张伦硕 媳妇@钟丽缇Christy 没打扫干净让自己没脸 [怒],更没有像其他三家孩子嘴巴甜会招呼[酸] 嗯,倒数第一是没跑了~其实,老人有时候就喜欢听听好话 [挤眼]
tAilIUeO ​

[# # my favorite women favorite family health civilized group come to home maomao, the unloved Ms. Jia real-name @ golden zhang ridicule son daughter-in-law @ Anderson Christy didnt clean up kicking yourself [anger], more like no other three child mouth sweet hello [acid] well, the worst is no more than the ~ in fact, the old man sometimes just like to listen to good things [eye] < br > tAilIUeO]

南方都市报:
    #任达华被刺# 【#任达华中山出席活动被刺#流血入院 现场目击者:还以为是活动的一个环节】月日上午,任达华在中山参加一个商业活动,突然遭遇一男子近身行刺。据目击者称,任达华立即闪躲,但仍被刺伤,地面有血迹。现场安保人员迅速将行刺男子抓获。“我们还以为是活动中安排的一个环节”,现场目...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # Simon yam was stabbed [Simon yam zhongshan to attend the activity was stabbed # hospital bleeding witnesses thought a segment of the activity is 】 on Wednesday morning, Simon yam in zhongshan to attend a business activities, was suddenly a man close to assassinate. According to witnesses, Simon yam immediately dodge, but still was stabbed, the ground with blood. Site security personnel quickly to assassinate man was arrested. We thought it was arranged in a link, the eye... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【参加活动被袭击 #任达华方回应被刺伤#[话筒]】日,有网友曝光一段演员#任达华被袭击#的视频↓↓据悉,任达华参加广东中山某开业典礼,他正站在台上时,突然有一名穿灰色背心的男子冲上台,视频显示,任达华腹部被袭。目前,#袭击任达华男子已被控制#,#任达华被袭击原因#疑似曝光↓↓...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 participation attacked response was stabbed # # Simon yam party [microphone]], some netizens exposed a actor # # Simon yam being attacked video left left, Simon yam in guangdong zhongshan a opening ceremony, he was standing on the stage, suddenly there was a man who wear gray vest rush on, video display, Simon yam abdominal attack. At present, Simon yam # attack man # was under control, reason # # Simon yam being attacked suspected exposure left left... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    太形象了[笑cry]@大肥不知己哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@手动开瓶器是我!
[Too image [laugh cry] @ exhibited no bosom friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ manual bottle opener is me!!!!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    #任达华被捅#据网友爆料:香港影星任达华在中山居然之家出席商业活动时,被一名陌生男子捅了一刀,腹部受伤。该男子上台后安保以为是粉丝没有阻拦,后来达叔流血才发现,后来该男子被制服。#任达华被袭击# tAilJflS ​​​
[# # Simon yam stabbed netizens fact Hong Kong film star Simon yam in zhongshan was home to attend the commercial activity, was a strange man stabbed a knife, abdominal injury. The man after the power security thought is the fans did not stop, later tertiary bleeding discovered, then the man is uniform. # tAilJflS # Simon yam being attacked]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    #工作人员回应任达华伤情#:华哥清醒,清了伤口!#任达华被袭击#
[# # staff respond to Simon yam injuries China elder brother awake, cleaned the wound! # # Simon yam being attacked]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷:
    #这就是街舞# #这就是街舞总决赛# 容你们尖叫三秒!第一季两位大神@胡浩亮Spark @JawnHa何展成回归助阵!惊艳舞台预警,今晚点一起康康彩虹屁~
tAilJyUU ​

[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance finals let you scream for three seconds! The first quarter of the two great god @ Hu Haoliang Spark @ JawnHa how generative return companion! Amazing stage warning, kangkang rainbow fart points tonight ~ < br > tAilJyUU]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    玩笑的前提是别人觉得好笑,而不是尴尬[ok]
[Joke is the premise of others laugh, but not embarrassing [ok]]

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南方都市报:
    任达华出席活动被捅伤!
[Simon yam to attend the activity be injured!!!]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

刘彦斌:
    我做了四次直播,初步适应了!但我还是直播新手,不知道内容是否适合大家?希望大家提出建议,以便我今后改进!谢谢大家! ​
[I had four live and preliminary to adapt! But I still live a novice, dont know whether the content is suitable for you? Hope everyones recommendation, so that I can improve in future! Thank you all! ​]

优酷:
    #一起乐队吧##郭采洁一起乐队吧#虽然毕业于社工系,但乐团领队@郭采洁 也有执着的音乐梦,喜欢站在舞台上用麦克风“讲故事”的感觉[喵喵]月来优酷,和爱唱歌的郭领队一起乐队吧[憧憬]
tAilIc ​

[# band together # # # guo adopt clean band together although graduated from the department of social work, but the orchestra leader @ guo jie also have persistent music dream, like standing on the stage with a microphone storytelling feeling [meow] months youku, and love to sing a song guo, the manager of the band together [hope] < br > tAilIc]

但斌:
    在广州市天河区合景国际金融广场坐电梯,听到两个工友说他们的一个同事工作很拼,人走了!说再穷也要惜命,不能拼了,最后人没了……我是农民和工人的儿子,也当过一年钳工,深知劳动人民真不容易…… ​
[In guangzhou tianhe international financial plaza of the elevator scene, a colleague of heard two workers said they work very hard, had gone! Said poor again also want to cherish life, cant spell, finally gone... I am the son of farmers and workers, but also as a fitter in one year, it wasnt easy to know that working people... ​]

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