冷笑话精选:
那些不需要解释的事情,从你张嘴起就已经输了@繁星盛开蘰言露蕸与人相处这些话很经典[心]
[Those who do not need to explain, since you open mouth has lost the @ stars bloom 蘰 said Lou 蕸 gets along with people is very classic [heart] these words]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
但斌:
可口可乐第二季度净营业收入为亿美元,市场预期为.亿美元,去年同期为.亿美元; 第二季度每股收益为.美元,市场预期为.美元。
可口可乐第二季度归属于公司股东的净利润为.亿美元,市场预期为.亿美元;去年同期为.亿美元。
此外,可口可乐预计财年调整后每股收益下降...全文: m.weibo
[Coca-Cola in the second quarter net operating income of $, market expectations for. $, for the same period last year. $; $. In the second quarter earnings per share, market expectations for. Us dollars. < br > the Coca-Cola in the second quarter net profit attributable to shareholders of a company for. $, market expectations for. $; For the same period last year. $. < br > in addition, the Coca-Cola fiscal year adjusted earnings per share is expected to decline... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报:
欢迎绿城球员加入《青年时报》公益品牌活动“敲门行动”——敲开一扇门,送去一份清凉,坐下聊一聊家常,关爱独居老人!
[Welcome greentown players to join the youth times the activities of public brand knocking - knock on a door, send to a cool and refreshing, sit down and talk about family, take care of old people who live alone!]
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冷笑话精选:
现学现用@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我马!!@石榴拾陆十六哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太可爱了霸
[Practice while learning @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I horse!! @ pomegranate pick up ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so cute lu ba]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪新闻客户端:
#枕边时刻#你觉得当代年轻人的烦恼来源是什么?
[# # bed time do you think of contemporary young people what is the source of trouble? ]
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微博搞笑排行榜:
你遇到最不会聊天的人
说了什么让你吐血的话_________________________________
[You meet the most people wont chat < br > said what let you vomiting blood _________________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
优酷:
#脑洞OS#今天六月廿一大暑,宜泡脚[微风] [微风] [微风],暑假来了《甄嬛传》又该安排上了,快看看娘娘这一幕内心戏是啥?关注@优酷 ,转发并在评论里留下你创作的表情包,明天中午点抽人送优酷vip月卡一张!@微博抽奖平台 #夏天才是最好的时光#
[# imagination OS# today June great heat, appropriate bubble foot [wind] [wind]] [breeze, summer vacation is coming Zhen Huan biography and the arrangement, and look at empress the inner scene is what? Focus @ youku, forwarding and leave you creative expression of package in the comments, point tomorrow noon to take to send on youku VIP card! @ weibo lucky draw platform # # summer is the best time]
汽车之家:
#夜福利# 牧马人 款 .T Sahara 四门电动敞篷版
[Paragraph # # night welfare wrangler. T Sahara four electric convertible]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
但斌:
@白日依山双方都在,带节奏。。黑衣男子,酒后无德,事后剪辑视频,挑动舆论,不是善类。另方,进退有度,后发制人,证据夯实。。黑衣男子行为不端可能性大,,两个母亲一般不会无缘无故带着孩子找事!!
[@ the day mountain with both sides, with the rhythm. Men dressed in black, drunk without virtue, editing video, stirring up public opinion, not better. The other party, tactically, powers, solid evidence. Possibility is big, the man in black misconduct, two mothers generally dont take their children swallowing for no reason at all!!]
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新浪新闻客户端:
#很久以前多家门店被责令停业#【“很久以前羊肉串店”被曝后厨乱象后 多家门店被责令停业】制作冷面时直接上手,炒菜锅内洗抹布……近日,记者暗访在全国开设多家门店的“很久以前羊肉串”,发现后厨各种乱象。月日,北京丰台区市监局工作人员突击检查,“很久以前羊肉串”多家门店被责令停业调查...全文: m.weibo
[# # long ago many stores were ordered to stop business operations for the long ago shish kebab shop was revealed after the kitchen chaos after many stores were ordered to stop business operations for 】 make grim when directly to fit in the cooking pot to wash cloth... Recently, the reporter investigations to open more stores across the country the long ago mutton string, found after hutch of chaos. Month, fengtai district, Beijing city bureau staff raids, long ago shish kebab more stores were ordered to stop business operations for research... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#西安大唐不夜城着火# 目前明火已扑灭】据多名网友爆料,今晚大唐不夜城一建筑灯饰着火,消防已经赶到现场。据@西安交警曲江大队 官微:年月日时分许,曲江新区大唐不夜城步行街街壹洋堂贞观街西口一楼房外立面起火,曲江大队大雁塔中队获悉火情后名备勤警力迅速赶赴现场,疏导交通,设...全文: m.weibo
[[# # xi an datang city that never sleeps on fire the fire has been extinguished 】 according to the number of netizen has, datang city that never sleeps tonight a building lighting on fire, fire has been rushed to the scene. According to micro @ xi an qujiang police brigade officer (date) (month) (year), in qujiang newly developed area datang city that never sleeps one pedestrian street the characteristics of a building fa? Ade fire tong dynasty street, qujiang great wild goose pagoda squadron has learned that after the fire name BeiQin police to the scene rapidly, traffic jams, set... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
新东方财年,净收入同比增长.%至.亿美元,运营利润同比增长.%至.亿美元,非GAAP运营利润同比增长.%至.亿美元。此刻大涨.%,创出历史新高[心][鲜花]
[New Orientals fiscal year, net revenue growth. % to. $, operating profit year-on-year growth. % to. $, not GAAP operating profit year-on-year growth. % to. $. Hitting a record high in at the moment. %, [heart] [flowers]]
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南方都市报:
【监控记录感人秒!深圳一家口安全岛被撞,路人合力抬车抢救】月日下午,深圳福田区红荔西路与农轩路路段,一辆小型轿车倒车时冲上安全岛,张先生和王女士带着岁的女儿被小车撞倒在地,其中一人被压车底。事故发生后,周围路人赶忙上前救人,短短秒,众人紧凑地围在黑色小车旁合力抬起车辆,...全文: m.weibo
[The monitoring record moving seconds! Go shenzhen a safety island was hit, passers-by force lift car rescue 】 June afternoon, the shenzhen futian district red li west road and agricultural xuan road sections, when a small car back on the island, Mr Zhang and wang with old daughter knocked down by car to the ground and one of them by car. Passers-by stopped to save around after the accident, within seconds, the compact ground surrounded together to lift the vehicle at the black car,... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【该!男子万#买林肯新车仪表台蹦玻璃渣# S店倒赔万!】年月,江苏扬州的嵇先生花了万在扬州天旭达林肯S店买了一辆林肯越野车。可是拿到车后发现这不仅是一辆存放了个月的库存车,在仪表盘的缝隙和引擎盖下还有大量玻璃渣。与s店多次协商无果后,嵇先生将S店告上了法庭。经司法鉴定...全文: m.weibo
[【 the! # man than to buy new car instrument desk Lincoln and glass # S shop to sustain loss in trade wan!] Years, jiangsu yangzhou Ji spent all day in yangzhou, Mr Xu da Lincoln S store bought a Lincoln suvs. But to get the car and found it is not only a car for the months of inventory, and under the hood and a large number of cracks in the dashboard of the glass. Negotiate with s shop many times after an inconclusive, Mr Ji will s shops to court. The judicial authentication... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
发表了博文《转载:段国圣:中国资产管理业基础与结构发展的趋势》段国圣:中国资产管理业基础与结构发展的趋势中国保险资产管理业协会今天近日,“中国资产管理年会”在上海召开,本次年会的主题为“金融供tAilkhHE
[Published the post reprinted Duan Guosheng trends in the development of Chinese asset management foundation and structure Duan Guosheng China asset management foundation and structure is the trend of the development of Chinas insurance industry association today recently, the Chinese asset management conference held in Shanghai, the theme of this annual meeting is financial for tAilkhHE]
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