2019年7月31日星期三

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    @大脑切片不是不认真 而是太认真[失望]@阿波罗尼尼 @皆自落“你足够温柔 我便足够可爱。” ​​​
[@ brain biopsy is not not serious but too seriously [disappointed] Nineveh @ @ Apollo all fell you enough gentleness I cute enough. ​​​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

星巴克北京:
    #来自海洋的问候#最近听说了个新词,叫「军训式追剧」。想知道你们都是同时追几部呢?留言告诉本狮吧!记得不管剧有多好看,这个时间我们也要互道晚安啦!#晚安[超话]# ​
[# # greetings from ocean recently heard a new word, called military training after drama. Want to know that you are chasing several at the same time? Leave a message to tell the lion! Remember no matter how good drama, this time we will each other goodnight! # # good night [ultra words]]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

优酷:
    恭喜@ONE柚子珉茶 名用户获得【自热小火锅】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAiYPT
[Congratulations @ ONE grapefruit precious tea in user get 【 self-heating small hot pot 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiYPT]

优酷:
    #上优酷看九州缥缈录#羽然@宋祖儿lareina 被困门外,吹笛子召唤阿苏勒@刘昊然turbo 一定是笛声太优美,才会让两人如此心灵相通。@浙江卫视中国蓝 同步播出。
tAiYPha ​

[# # on youku watch recorded kyushu dimly discernible feather but @ Song Zuer lareina trapped outside, flute called Sue le o @ Liu Haoran turbo must be the flute is too beautiful, can let two people so empathy. @ zhejiang TV China blue broadcast simultaneously. < br > tAiYPha]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    追男爱豆的好处:旁边肯定都是香香的小姐姐[允悲] ​
[Next to make track for the benefits of male love bean sure is sweet sweet little sisterallow sad]

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冷笑话精选:
    收了@云至单词战个痛马@大神说🐴了
[Collected the @ cloud to word war horse @ 🐴 great god said the pain]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安#一位小哥在散步时突然遭遇一群猛兽追击,他呼喊着奔跑着,但还是被追上摔倒在地,然后视频画面戛然而止…网友:过于凶残[怒骂] tAijdDEf ​
[# # mop good night a little elder brother suddenly encountered a group of beast pursuit when walking, running his cry, but was caught up to the ground, and then video images to an abrupt end... Net friend too brutal denounced tAijdDEf]

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优酷:
    瞬间沦陷:羽然@宋祖儿lareina 特地从南淮城带了脆冬枣、芒果脯、凤梨酥糕,都是阿苏勒@刘昊然turbo 爱吃的零食。只要是你喜欢的,千里迢迢跋山涉水,我都愿意为你买。#上优酷看九州缥缈录# @浙江卫视中国蓝 同步播出#夏天才是最好的时光# tAiYvgdd ​
[Instantaneous collapse feather but @ Song Zuer lareina specially from south huai town with crisp dongzao, mango pulp, pineapple cakes, are le Sue o @ Liu Haoran turbo love to eat snacks. As long as you like, the way travelling, I would buy for you. # on youku watch kyushu dimly discernible record # @ zhejiang satellite TV China blue synchronous broadcast # # tAiYvgdd summer is the best time]

但斌:
    @清新自然A宁静,和谐,自然之美。
[@ A quiet pure and fresh nature, the harmony, the beauty of nature.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @宋城价值投资人看一棵树,是看不到树根的,我说的当然不是将其刨根挖起观看。因为它的生长方向是有逆于土层上部的树干与树叶的。它蔓延着,汲取着更深一层土壤的营养,更有力、更扎实的抓牢每一寸土地。大估它知道,根深才能叶茂,唯有自己努力夯实基础,才会有触碰天际的翅膀。[作揖][心]@但斌
[@ songcheng value investors see a tree, the roots are invisible, of course, I say, not searching to dig up to watch it. Because of its growth direction is reverse in the upper soil layer of trunk and leaves. It spread, learn from the deeper layer of soil nutrition, more powerful, more solid grip on every inch of land. Large estimation it know, roots and leafy, only their own efforts to consolidate foundation, will have to touch the sky wings. [bowing] [heart] @ but bin]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@真味为淡这逻辑真奇怪……@真味为淡可是雅诗兰黛吸的全球人民的血。@但斌[赞]@宋城价值投资人我赞同但总这句话,全面才算崛起[贊]
[Reply @ real taste for light this logic is very strange... @ real taste of light but estee lauder to suck the blood of the people around the world. @ but bin [who] @ songcheng value investors I agree with the words, but always rise of comprehensive is [like]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 说说你都因为无聊而做过哪些事情吧?我先来....#人类到底可以有多无聊# ​
[# good night # about your family because of boring and what other things? Ill just... How boring # # to human]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    #深夜大明白#鲸鱼喷水形成的一道道彩虹, 一大一小鲸豚嬉戏的反差萌[憧憬]~这些海上美景不只带给我们好运,更提醒着你我这一切的来之不易.....[心]tRLWdGs ​
[# # the night big understand whales jet formation of the rainbow, the contrast of whale play a large and a small sprout [hope] to the sea scenery not only bring us good luck, more remind you that I all this hard-won... TRLWdGs [heart]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #深夜大明白#【剧透警告 #申公豹版迪士尼后妈#】“人心中的成见是一座大山,任你怎么努力都休想搬动。”申公公也只是恨命运不公,不信命罢了。tAiYvMxK @英国报姐 ​​​​
[# # # the night big understand 【 reveal plot warning ShenGongBao version of Disneys stepmother # 】 a stereotype is a mountain, in the minds of how your efforts wont move. ShenGongGong also hate unfair fate, just dont believe it. TAiYvMxK @ the elder sister]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    
作者:郑敏

我从来没有真正听见声音
像我听见树的声音,
当它悲伤,当它忧郁
当它鼓舞,当它多情
时的一切声音
即使在黑暗的冬夜里,
你走过它也应当像
走过一个失去民族自由的人民
你听不见那封锁在血里的声音吗
当春天来到时
它的每一只强壮的手臂里
埋藏着千百个啼扰的婴儿。

我从来没有真正感...全文: m.weibo ​

[Tree < br > the author zeng < br > < br > Ive never really heard, heard the sound of < br > as I heard the voice of the trees, < br > when it is sad, when it melancholy < br > when it, all the sound when it affectionate < br > < br > even if in a dark winter night, < br > you through it should also be like < br > through the free people of a nation lost < br > you cant hear the sound of the sealed in blood < br > < br > when spring came to it in a strong arms each < br > buried hundreds of the baby. < br > < br > I have never had a real feeling... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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