小米手机:
内个,麻烦来位盆友,帮我给这分组取个名字↓
要求:高端,大气,最重要的是,能让我上班期间忍住不去点开[doge]
[Within a trouble to friends, help me to give this group a name left < br > < br > requirements high-end, the atmosphere, is the most important thing, can let I endure not to the point during open work [doge]]
一面科技,一面艺术。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【五旬男子疑遭男医生性侵:以检查痔疮为名】月日,岁王先生因左下腹处胀痛,到医院消化二科就诊。当晚做完手术后,主管男医生将其带到“专家办公室”,在检查肛门时他称遭到医生性侵↓↓王先生感觉受到羞辱找医生理论,医生这样说,现场录音曝光↓↓目前,医生被带走调查。详情↓↓...全文: m.weibo
[【 Pentecostal man suspected by male doctors abuse to check for hemorrhoids name 】 month day, old Mr. Wang for the left lower quadrant abdominal pain, digestive second division to the hospital. That night after surgery, director of male doctors took it to the experts office, said he was a doctor when checking the anus sexual assault left left Mr Wang feel humiliated the doctor theory, the doctor said, the recording exposure left left now, the doctor was taken. Details left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽:
“社交型内向”,可以说是最惨的一种人了[跪了]
[Social withdrawn, can be said to be one of the most miserable person] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌:
[笑cry]@人海随波上交所今天科创板揭幕仪式结束后,上交所员工高唱《我和我的祖国》,不过感觉《难忘今宵》才是最应景的[汗]
[[laughing cry] @ sea along with the wave of the Shanghai stock exchange today kechuang plate after the unveiling ceremony, Shanghai employees sang I and my motherland, but feel the unforgettable tonight is the most appropriate [Mr Khan]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@水皮转发微博
[@ wellie forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@健康快乐[赞]苦口婆心 都是很多人都听不进去
[@ healthy and happy convinced [who] are a lot of people wont listen]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷:
#这就是街舞# #这街有你了不起# 操控与被操控,灵魂的觉醒与驯服的兽性,究竟谁能笑到最后?@胡浩亮Spark @小海JrTaco @JC俊 带你体验一场惊悚show~[酷]
tAilauYg
[# this is the street dance # # this have you great # and manipulation by manipulation of the street, the awakening of the soul and tame beast, who can have the last laugh? @ Hu Haoliang Spark @ the small JrTaco @ JC jung take you experience a horror show ~ [cool] < br > tAilauYg]
但斌:
@PIGBOY北京愁死了,这些文盲废青,怎么可能不是loser?
[@ PIGBOY Beijing sorrow is dead, the illiteracy waste youth, how may not be a loser?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@PIGBOY北京之所以会从初衷良好的“港人治港”,演变成如今的“港人乱港”、“港人闹港”,就是因为特区政府没有真正地落实“一国两制”中的一国原则,从国安立法到国民教育,都是缺失的,这才造成了软弱无力的“高度自治”不断恶化演变成了乱港祸港的挡箭牌。亡羊补牢、未为晚也! 说得好。
[@ PIGBOY Beijing is from the original good Hong Kong people ruling Hong Kong, evolved into todays Hong Kong Hong Kong people, Hong Kong people make port, because the SAR government has not really in the implementation of one country, two systems principle, a country from the national security legislation to national education, is missing, that caused the autonomy of weak worsening evolved into Hong Kong curse of the shield. Never too old to learn, never too late to! Well said.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@PIGBOY北京港府智商真是堪忧,谴责部分元朗乡民的实质上的自卫或者过度自卫时,为什么不说来龙去脉?那些非元朗人到元朗的目的就是搞破坏,元朗人只是为了制止暴徒在屯门上水沙田做的坏事重演。港府至少应该公平地提醒暴徒停止非法到各区搞事。同样的事情发生在美国,社区保安可以开枪射杀自卫了。
[@ PIGBOY Beijing government intelligence quotient is really worrying, blame some villagers in self-defense, or excessive self-defense, yuen long, why not say the story? To those who are not yuen yuen is the purpose of sabotage, people just to stop rioters in tuen mun, yuen long sheung shui sha tin do bad things again. The Hong Kong government should at least fair to remind the mob to stop illegal to make things all districts. The same thing happening in the United States, community security can shooting self-defense.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端:
#枕边时刻# 你的前任教会了你什么?
[# # pillow moment your former taught you? ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
猫扑:
【#泰国变性人选美冠军#出炉:岁在校学生、身高米】月日,蒂芙尼环球小姐(又称变性人选美大赛)在泰国芭堤雅举行,岁的Ruethaipreeya Nuangle获得本次比赛冠军。这位冠军佳丽身高有厘米,肤白貌美大长腿,目前还是一名在校学生。 tAilRPP
[[# # Thailand transgender beauty champion came age, height, m students] month day, tiffanys miss universe (also known as degenerative beauty contest) was held in pattaya in Thailand, at the age of Ruethaipreeya Nuangle won the contest. The champion beauty with cm tall and skin white beautiful long legs, is still a college student. tAilRPP]
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优酷:
#脑洞OS# 陌上人如玉,君子世无双!今天也是为#罗云熙[超话]#润玉哥哥倾倒的一天~这古装扮相什么时候回顾都觉得啊啊啊啊啊啊我可,看看👇这一幕哥哥这是想说啥?给哥哥P个表情包,转发并在评论区留下你的作品,明天中午点抽一位送优酷vip月卡一张!#夏天才是最好的时光# @微博抽奖平台
[# OS# imagination on the safety of people like jade, the gentleman who one like you! Today also to # Luo Yunxi [ultra words] # embellish elder brother jade dumping day ~ this ancient costume look when both have ohoo... I can review and look at 👇 this scene brother want to say what it is? Forward to brother P a package, and leave your work in the comments section, tomorrow at noon point smoke a send on youku VIP card! Is the best time # @ # summer weibo lucky draw platform]
冷笑话精选:
模仿舔狗说一句话,其他人来回复一下[doge]
[Imitate lick the dog say a word, the others to reply [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
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情侣“刚恋爱”和“恋爱久了”,有哪些区别
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[Couples first love and in love for a long time, what is the difference between the < br > _________________________________]
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