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    #这就是街舞# #Franklin 浪漫# 白衣玫瑰，钢琴声声入耳，你的贵气“小王子”@franklinyu余衍林 已登场！这浪漫的玫瑰花和舞蹈，不就是偶像剧的桥段！[抓狂]
tAijpBMg ​
[# this is the street dance # # # Franklin romantic white roses, piano sound into, your expensive gas little prince @ franklinyu Yu Yanlin has come! This romantic roses and dance, idol drama productions! [mad] < br > tAijpBMg]

新浪新闻客户端：
    【#导演回应哪吒敖丙组cp#：没预料到】看过《哪吒之魔童降世》的网友们直呼：“哪吒敖丙锁了！”。对于网友们最近在嗑的“藕饼CP”，导演饺子回应称，起初创作时只是想这两个人物冥冥之中会相互吸引，产生友情。但放映之后观众如何解读是就大家的自由啦！(一手video）#哪吒敖丙锁了#...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # director response which zha cp# AoBing group didnt anticipate 】 seen familiars down of nezha conquers netizens call which zha AoBingSuo! cars only For Internet users using CP lotus root cake recently, the director dumplings responded that initially when writing just want to culminate in the two characters will attract each other, friendship. But after showing the audience what is all free! (video) hand # which zha AoBingSuo #... The full text m. eibo]

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    #青春环游记# 一个深情一个油腻，白宇vs沙溢，哪一款深得你心，给我一首歌的时间，让你笑到花枝乱颤[污]#上优酷看青春# tAijpHjZm ​
[# # youth travel down a deep feeling greasy, Bai Yu vs ShaYi, which is deep of your heart, give me a songs time, let you laughs cuttlefish disorderly fibrillation [pollution] on youku to see # # tAijpHjZm youth]

微博搞笑排行榜：
    新来的朋友，加一下我微信。分配沙雕网友！！！🙋🙋‍♂️ 每周更一次，活好不粘人 ！👉复制公众號 gaoxiao ​
[The new friends, add my WeChat. Distribution of sand net friend!!!!!! 🙋 🙋 ‍ came ️ more once a week, live very clingy! 👉 copy number gaoxiao public]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

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    #这就是街舞##王晨艺为Eleven助跳# 天生舞者王晨艺@晨艺 助阵好友eleven@RMB-Eleven 作品大秀，黑马编舞师一支作品闪耀全场！tAijNnTow ​
[# this is the street # # Wang Chenyi for -elevens help # born dancer Wang Chenyi @ morning art display friends -eleven @ RMB -elevens works with large show, dark horse martino muller a shining works full! tAijNnTow]

青年时报：
    【突发！今天傍晚采荷人家一岁女孩从楼坠楼不幸身亡！[泪]】今天傍晚，杭海路采荷人家，有一岁小女孩坠楼身亡。记者了解到，女孩是因为去了母亲房间的卫生间，爬上了窗户，而窗户没有防盗窗，结果不小心失足坠楼。急诊医生告诉记者，孩子点多送来的时候就已经没有呼吸了，脑部死亡，内脏破裂，他...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 emergency! This evening by Dutch people one year old girl died from the building floor! [tears]] this evening, hangzhou sea mining lotus, has one year old little girl fell to his death. The reporter understands, because girls went to the mother of the room toilet, climbed up the window, and the window is not window, the results accidentally stumble fall. Emergency doctor tells a reporter, more than children points to send was not breathing, brain death, visceral rupture, he... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【男孩#写作业太困将钢针插入下体#】李女士说，现在正是暑假，孩子每天都会写作业、锻炼，日吃完午饭，孩子说他瞌睡，下午点还不肯起床，让他去锻炼身体，拉着出门后，走路特别慢，看起来有些奇怪↓李女士以为是偷懒，所以比较生气。直到晚上点，孩子才说出实情↓↓tAijpQmKN ​
[【 boy # homework too sleepy insert steel needle nakedness # 】 said Ms. Lee, now is the summer holiday, children homework, exercise every day, and day after lunch, the boy said his sleepy, points in the afternoon also is not willing to get up, let him to exercise the body, after pulling out, walk special slow, look a little strange left ms li thought it was a lazy, so more angry. Until the evening, children to tell the truth left left tAijpQmKN]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【粉丝太少又无经济来源 #怀孕女主播靠偷菜维生#】月日，浙江衢州一位岁怀孕女主播小吴因粉丝少又无经济来源，靠偷菜维持生活。民警接到报警后找到小吴，小吴对自己的违法行为供认不讳。民警称，因小吴怀孕个月，已取保候审。tAijNsCZ ​
[The fans too little and have no economy source # # pregnant anchorwoman earned his bread by stealing food 】 month day, zhejiang quzhou a pregnant age anchorwoman xiao wu for fans and have no economic sources, less stealing vegetables for a living. After the police received a report to the police find xiao wu, xiao wu to own pleaded guilty of an illegal act. Police said, because xiao wu months pregnant, had to obtain a guarantor pending trial. tAijNsCZ]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

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    #笑傲江湖# 门门小见是怎样的存在，为何在一起，老郭深表同意，毒舌点评辣耳朵[嘻嘻]#看喜剧上优酷# 越看越爱看[吃瓜]tAijpjL ​
[# # to thrive they were small see how, why, guo was agreed, poison tongue hot ears (hee hee) # watch a comedy on the youku # watched the [eat the melon] tAijpjL]

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    #少年威计划#今晚威神V的晚安vlog福利解锁又升级了！ @威神V_TEN_李永钦 在线飞吻说晚安，谁能不心动呢[求关注][求关注] 哥哥还顺便透露了拍摄团综的第一天大家就在片场频频爆笑？？[笑cry]@少年威计划 #夏天才是最好的时光#
tAijpqNuE ​
[V # # young wei plans tonight wei god good night vlog welfare unlock upgrade again! @ wei god V_TEN_ Li Yongqin online said good night kiss, who can not move attention [o] attention [o] brother also revealed the shooting on the first day of the regiment in everybody is on the set of frequent joke?? [laughing cry] # @ young wei plan in the summer is the best time # < br > tAijpqNuE]

猫扑：
    【#两车相撞司机互相安慰#[心]】“闺女，你没事吧，快点下车，别再把你伤了。”“阿姨，你没事吧，你哪不舒服吗？我带你去医院。”月日，沈阳街头，两车相撞，两位女司机下车后，没有先看自己的损失，更没有相互指责，而是第一时间抚慰对方。据了解，司机徐女士今年岁，佟女士今年岁。等到交警...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # # the car driver comfort each other [heart]] girl, are you ok, hurry up to get off, dont hurt you again. Aunt, are you ok, whats the matter with you? I take you to the hospital. Month day, the streets of shenyang, two cars crashed into each other, the two women drivers to get off, did not look at their losses, more not blame each other, but the first time to comfort each other. It is understood that the driver ms xu years old this year, ms tong years old this year. Wait until the traffic police... The full text m. eibo]

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    #这就是街舞四强# #这就是街舞# 全国四强@franklinyu余衍林 @WaackerAC雷曦 @David叶音_WiiiiK @超级霹雳k 正式诞生！总决赛上半场完美落幕，让我们下周一起见证冠军诞生之夜！ ​
[# this is # # # this is the last four of street dance street dance across the country last four @ franklinyu Yu Yanlin @ WaackerAC LeiXi @ David Ye Yin _WiiiiK @ super blue k formally birth! Perfect ending the finals the first half, let us together witness champion next week night! ​]

星巴克北京：
    #来自海洋的问候# 今天有和朋友聚会吗？海洋小伙伴的派对可是正在进行中，今天累了就先休息，明天继续party time！#晚安[超话]# ​
[# # greetings from ocean have with friends today? Marine friends party is underway, however, tired to rest today, tomorrow continue to party time! # # good night [ultra words]]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

冷笑话精选：
    分享一下你的手机壁纸吧[心] ​
[Share your cell phone wallpaper [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

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    #脑洞OS# 生活不易，必哥自闭！#易烊千玺[超话]#话都说不清楚，要怎么明了，心疼被误会的必哥，今天就由大家来帮必哥p出他的委屈吧～关注@优酷 并转发，在评论留下你p出的委屈屈，明天中午点抽人送出优酷VIP月卡张~@微博抽奖平台 ​
[# imagination OS# life is not easy, will be autistic. # # Jackson] [ultra words words all say not clear, how to clear, the heart be misunderstanding of the elder brother, today you are to help brother will p his grievance ~ focus @ youku and forwarding, commenting on the left you p out of injustice, tomorrow at noon points to take out youku KaZhang ~ @ VIP month weibo lucky draw platform]