Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈快闭嘴吧[允悲]@宅男宅女集中营是我了[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha quickly shut up [allow sad] @ otaku women dont go out for a long time it was me [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博搞笑排行榜：
    榜妈快掉出前了啊
大家一起，再帮我顶上去！！🤣👇tAipwBPj ​
[Quick to drop out of the top list of mother ah < br > everybody together, help me to top up again!!!!! 🤣 👇 tAipwBPj]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

优酷：
    有梦想的人都了不起！@王思聪[馋嘴]@all霍霍感觉到了对我的认可，感恩帮助过我的人
[People who have dreams are all bravo! @ sicong [available] felt @ all agains recognition of I, gratitude helped me]

冷笑话精选：
    保护环境保护地球！[作揖]@大神说@为什么要搜索我呢哇！真的很有必要！@oihO_唔@溦禹：如果每个人都为环保出一份力，污染少了，病痛也会少
[To protect the environment protect the earth! [bowing] @ great god said @ why do you want to search my? Wow! Really necessary! @ oihO_ well @ Wei yu if everyone for the environmental protection out of a force, less pollution, the pain will be less]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    #猫扑晚安#世风日下啊[喵喵] tAiOyOU ​
[O # mop good night # however meow tAiOyOU]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，广州市白云区嘉禾望岗偶遇明星刘德华，详细内容请点击 tAiOyCkee ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, encounter at guangzhou baiyun district golden hills, star Andy lau, details please click tAiOyCkee]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo

冷笑话精选：
    以为只有本人发现了@天猫精灵 很爱唠嗑、很热心、而且很聪明，现在才发现这年来，它成功扎根于千万家庭成为贴心好伙伴…用户的贴心祝福实在暖心~ #陪你这两年，唯有AI不变#，朋友们，不能再错过不断长大越来越厉害的天猫精灵噜！tEvDLttE
[Thought only loves conversations, I found @ Tmall elves, very enthusiastic, and very clever, now just found this years, it successfully rooted in thousands of families become intimate partner... Users intimate blessing really warm heart ~ # with you this two years, only AI the same #, friends, cant miss the growing more and more severe Tmall elf lulu! tEvDLttE]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
    爱自己[心]
[Love yourself [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

元气满满新沐瞳：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航 心向往之，行必能至。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    渴望...@赤道少女寻秦记@风吹铃铛响叮叮仙剑奇侠传！！！@五行属二 风云@我和基友的日常 小李飞刀@我与美食的日常 神雕侠侣@碧水东流冬小春 射雕英雄传@我是小糗君 倚天屠龙记
[Eager to... @ the equator girl found qin ji @ the wind bell ring ding-ding xianjian wonder pass!!!!!! @ five lines of two of the @ gay friends and I in giant xiao li fly knife @ my daily with food and daily @ green water flows east winter doing the legend of the condor heroes @ I am a little embarrassing your handheld device maker e-ten slew a dragon to remember]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新摄影网：
    全民健身时间！[吃瓜]
[The national fitness time! [eat the melon]]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

新浪汽车：
    #车圈话题#这造型够不够凶猛！？奔驰全新CLA S官图发布↓↓妥妥的又一个真香系列~~[色] ​
[Topic #.so # the shape its fierce enough! ? Mercedes-benz released new CLA S official figure left left no problem and a real sweet series ~ ~ [color]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
    #晚安家人# 月日起，南京正式对抓拍的非机动车、行人交通违法行为进行处罚，并根据《南京市文明交通信用管理实施细则》，非机动车、行人一年内闯红灯等违法达到次及以上的，认定为一般失信行为，记入个人信用档案。这样的做法，你认为是否适合全国推广呢？ ​
[# good night # family month date, nanjing formally to capture a non-motor vehicle and pedestrian traffic violation penalties, and according to the nanjing civilized traffic credit management rules, non-motor vehicles and pedestrians running red lights and other illegal at times a year or more, as generally faithless behavior, recorded in the personal credit files. Whether such practices, what do you think is suitable for the national promotion? ​]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。

ZAKER：
    #深夜ZAKER# 年龄越大，对友情的要求越来越高。我们也不是喜欢孤独，没人愿意这么高傲着在渐渐往来的岁月里发霉。都因为见识了太多真情假意，有时候就太容易看破一些真的假的朋友。活得越来越清晰，却失去了一些糊里糊涂的快乐。幸或不幸。—— 苏岑 ​​​​
[# late-night ZAKER# age, more and more high to the requirement of friendship. We are not like lonely, no one wants to so proud gradually in the years between mold. All because they have too much truth love false vision, sometimes too easily he who sees through some really friends. Live more and more clear, lost confused some happiness. Good or bad. - Sue cen]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #深夜大明白#剖腹产是怎么一回事？短片展示了剖腹产的术前准备、术中操作和术后恢复，妈妈们真的太伟大了！[心] tAiOwDKPJ ​
[# # the night big understand cesarean section is going on? Short film shows a cesarean section of preoperative preparation, intraoperative and postoperative recovery operation, mothers really too great! TAiOwDKPJ [heart]]

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