冷笑话精选:
哇哦,这个好看!(虽然我不穿@Robbery奈 锁了@我的追星大号买件好看的泳衣激励我减肥[ok]
[Wow, this looks good! (although I dont wear @ Robbery nai lock @ I make track for a star of the large-sized buy a beautiful swimsuit inspired me to lose weight [ok]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小野妹子学吐槽:
有点想喝哎!!不知道会不会触电!⚡️
[A little bit like ah!! Dont know will get an electric shock! ⚡ ️]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
#美食时刻# 黄磊老师雪碧拌面!好吃到舔碗!配方在这里,拿走不谢![馋嘴]tAiSMav
[# # food moments Huang Lei teacher Sprite pasta! Good to lick the bowl! Formula here, take no thank! [available] tAiSMav]
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汽车之家:
#家家新闻#【有望换标 北京汽车智达X于月日预售】日前,我们从北京汽车官方了解到,旗下全新车型——绅宝智达X将于月日开启预售,并有望更换全新品牌LOGO。新车可以看做是绅宝X的改款车型,其采用了与智行智道相同的前脸设计语言,并成为北京汽车智系列第三款车型。
tAiKOYfg
[# # every news is expected to be in the Beijing automobile intelligence for X in the date of booking 】 recently, we learned from Beijing auto official, its new model - saab knowledge of X will be open to booking, in the month and is expected to replace the new brand LOGO. New car can be seen as saab X change models, it adopted the with chi heng before the face of the same design language, and become the Beijing automotive series the third model. < br > tAiKOYfg]
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新浪新闻客户端:
#美食时刻#【奶酪土豆挞】薯味浓郁,奶酪浓稠[跪了]层层薯角集结成挞,让这本来就很“要命”的美味更惊艳啦!!土豆爱好者必须要了解的拉丝巨挞[色]~tAiaUMK
[# # food moments potato cheese potato tart 】 【 flavour is full-bodied, dense cheese] [kneeling layers of wedges into a tart, it is bad to make the delicious more amazing!! Must understand lovers of potatoes wire drawing huge tart [color] ~ tAiaUMK]
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青年时报:
【#流失海外多年珍稀化石回归后亮相#[心]】昨天,一批流失海外多年的珍稀古生物化石,在辽宁古生物博物馆首次公开亮相。这批珍稀古生物化石,集中了中国地质博物馆等多家博物馆馆藏精选化石标本及模型近件。包括“恐龙蛋窝”、“中华贝贝龙”及块“龙鸟”化石。近年来,我国已成功追索化石多件...全文: m.weibo
[【 overseas after years of rare fossil return at # # loss [heart]] yesterday, a group of lost years of rare fossils, his first public appearance in liaoning paleontology museum. This batch of rare fossils, concentration of China geological museum and museum collection of selected specimens and models. Including dinosaur egg nest, the baby dragon and dragon bird fossil. In recent years, our country has been successfully recourse over fossil... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【乔布斯不幸言中了?外媒曝#苹果设计总监乔纳森离职内幕#:库克不重视产品,很失望[doge]】据《华尔街日报》报道,苹果首席设计官乔纳森·艾维离职是因为库克对产品开发不感兴趣,有些产品甚至是他在苹果发布会后的实际操作区才第一次看到。艾维对此很失望。当苹果从产品转向运营时,艾维就意欲辞职了...全文: m.weibo
[【 jobs right? Unfortunately foreign media exposure design director Jonathan departure insider # # apple cook do not take the product, very disappointed [doge]] according to the Wall Street journal, apples chief design officer Jonathan ivey departure because cook is not interested in the product development, some products even is he in the actual operation area of the apple conference to see for the first time. Ivy is very disappointed. When apple products to run in, ive just wants to quit the job... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#带着爸爸去留学# 林飒@辛芷蕾 和武丹丹@蒋依依 这对cp太甜了[太开心]不仅戏里相爱相杀,戏外还撒糖不断。片场两个人打打闹闹,日常给对方“使绊子”,还一起刷手机太有爱了吧[doge]小优宣布:这对武林cp我锁了[ok]每晚点#上优酷看带着爸爸去留学# ,@浙江卫视中国蓝 同步播出
tAiKNCb
[# # with dad to study abroad Lin Sa @ XinZhiLei Wu Dandan @ yi-yi jiang and the cp too sweet slay [quite happy] not only love scene, scenes, and sugar. Set to beat two people, daily the discovery ambushes to the other side, also with mobile phone too have love [doge] little optimal announced the wulin cp I lock [ok] every night youku on point # # look with dad to go to study abroad, @ zhejiang TV China blue synchronous broadcast < br > tAiKNCb]
冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈哈最后那个表情又拽又可爱[喵喵] tAiKAvP
[Ha ha ha ha ha that last expression was pulled and cute meow tAiKAvP]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
刘彦斌:
今天尺子怎么评论大盘的?他前几天讥讽我满仓操作的!
[Comment on the market today a ruler? He ridiculed me full operation a few days ago! ]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【太安静有危险?欧盟新规:#新能源汽车必须加装噪音装置#发出轰鸣声】月日起,欧盟国家要求所有新型电动汽车和混动汽车必须加装能发出传统引擎声音的装置!据BBC报道,新能源车因太过安静使得其驶近时,人们听不到任何声音,容易对行人等交通弱势群体产生危险。tAiSpmk
[[too quiet danger? New eu rules # # new energy vehicles must be equipped with noise device hum] month, the European Union countries requires that all new electric cars and hybrid cars must be equipped with conventional engine sound device! According to the BBC, new energy vehicles too quiet makes its approach, people cant hear any sound, easy to disadvantaged groups have dangerous to pedestrians and other traffic. tAiSpmk]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
猫扑:
【男人的快乐被妻子发现 丈夫#偷玩吹风机被妻子发现# 遭死亡凝视[doge]】月日,一段男子玩吸尘器的视频走红,只见他用吹风的机器疯狂吹脸,整张脸都被吹到扭曲。沉浸在吹风无法自拔的他,完全没有注意到门后正“死亡凝视”的老婆。tAiKha
[The mans happiness was wife found her husband was found by his wife # # steal play blower death stare [doge]] month day, a man to play with a vacuum cleaner video, I saw he blowing machine crazy blow face, whole face were blown to the distortion. Immersed in a blowing cannot extricate oneself, he didnt notice the door is completely death stare wife. tAiKha]
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南方都市报:
【硬核大爷身挂“勿需让座”LED牌乘地铁:年轻人不易[心]】近日,辽宁大连地铁上,一名老人因身挂“勿需让座”的LED小牌,引发众多网友点赞。老人名叫刘增盛,今年岁,曾当过兵。他说,坐车时经常有年轻人为他让座:“现在的年轻人不容易,我身体还可以,站着也没问题。”网友:大爷真棒!@燃新闻 ...全文: m.weibo
[[hardcore big ye wearing a no need to let the LED brand by subway young people not easy [heart]] recently, liaoning dalian on the train, an old man because of wearing a no need to let LED a small card, caused many users thumb up. The old man named Liu Zengsheng, years old this year, a former soldier. By car, he said, there are often young people give for him todays young people is not easy, I can also body, standing. Net friend big ye are great! @ combustion news... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报:
【好消息!#九寨沟部分景点预计国庆开放#[憧憬]】自年遭受地震后,九寨沟核心景区生态植被等受损,从此关闭。之后,景区部分景点虽恢复开放过一段时间,却因爆发山洪泥石流再次关闭,至今仍未对外开放。近日,九寨沟旅游集团相关负责人表示,部分景点大概将在今年国庆节对外开放。(中央人民广播电...全文: m.weibo
[【 news! Part # jiuzhaigou scenic spot is expected to open National Day # [hope]] since the year after the earthquake, the core scenic jiuzhaigou ecological vegetation is damaged, such as closed from now on. , part scenic spots is open again for a period of time, but because of the outbreak include mudslides shut down again, has not yet open to the public. Recently, the relevant person in charge of jiuzhaigou tourism group, said some sites probably will be in the National Day this year opening to the outside world. (the central peoples broadcasting electricity... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家:
#家家新闻#【或法兰克福车展发布 奔驰将推A e】日前,我们获得了一组梅赛德斯-奔驰A e的官方路试谍照,据悉该车最快有望在今年月开幕的法兰克福车展上发布。动力方面,新车搭载与A 、A 相同的.升涡轮增压发动机,匹配一块容量为kWh的电池组,纯电模式下可行驶km(WLTP工况标准下...全文: m.weibo
[# # every news release the Frankfurt motor show or Mercedes will push A e 】 recently, we obtain A set of mercedes-benz A e official road test photos, it is understood that the car is the fastest is expected to be released in this months Frankfurt motor show. Motivation, new car carrying the same as the A and A. Liters turbocharged engine, match A capacity for kWh battery pack, pure electric drive mode can be km (WLTP under the condition of standard... The full text m. eibo]
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