Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    亲爹无误@大头和他的朋友们哈哈哈@Tiger公子啊哈哈机智@资深观众韩梅梅太坏了[笑cry]@别是个沙雕吧哈哈哈哈哈机智@他只是个孩子啊果然是亲爹哈哈哈哈哈哈@温温LHH宝宝：我真的心里苦啊
[Father and correct @ big head son and his friends ha ha ha @ Tiger mew ahaha wit @ senior audience han meimeis too bad [laugh cry] @! Ha ha ha ha ha dont is a sand wit @ he is just a child, father did ha ha ha ha ha ha @ [LHH baby I really heart bitter ah]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

青年时报：
    【夫妻高速上为回哪边过年吵架，老婆被气昏[允悲]】 月日下午，江苏宿迁一对夫妻为了初一去娘家还是去婆家而产生分歧，两人在高速行车中发生了争吵，妻子一着急，昏了过去，丈夫看到妻子因生气昏厥，这才将车停在了应急车道上，幸亏被巡逻交警及时发现，马上用警车将妻子护送到附近的睢宁县庆安镇医...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 couples highway which side to back to New Years day fight, the wife be gas faint [allow sad]] month days afternoon, jiangsu suqian a couple to the first go to the brides family or go to husbands family and disagreement, two people quarrel happened in high speed driving, wife worry, fainted, husband see a wife fainted with anger, this just pulled up in the emergency lane, thanks to be patrolling police found in time, immediately with a police car will be escorted to a nearby wife suining county town of keian d... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车：
    #汽车趣闻# 真刺激！咱们今年的春晚上是不是也表演过这个节目？[思考] tEcJxkwY ​
[# # the car anecdotes really exciting! Lets this years spring evening also performed this program? [thinking] tEcJxkwY]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选：
    生活不易，多才多艺[允悲]@资深观众韩梅梅哈哈哈哈哈哈快进来看你的沙雕爱豆！！@瓜组情报员这都是些什么宝藏爱豆啊[允悲]@吃瓜少女芒果酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈第二弹居然这么快就来了！！笑死我了
[Life is not easy, versatile [allow sad] @ han meimei senior audience love ha ha ha ha ha ha come in to see your sand bean!! @ the melon group agent this is all some what treasure love bean ah [allow sad] @ the melon girl mango paste ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a second bomb was coming so soon!! Laugh die me]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    扑通扑通的青春# 每逢佳节胖三斤，面对一顿又一顿饕餮盛宴，试问过年该如何不长胖？酷酷为大家总结的知识点都在这里了[并不简单]快拿小本本记一下~ ​​​
[Plop plop # when fat three catties of youth, in the face of a meal and a gluttonous feast, ask how the Chinese New Year is not long fat? Cool for everyone here summarize the knowledge [] are not simple quick take small laptop remember once ~]

星巴克中国：
    情人节特饮上市啦~全新的#浓郁巧艺摩卡#和#香醇巧心摩卡#居然自带多彩“滤镜”。你喜欢甜蜜的浪漫还是热恋的梦幻？离情人节还有一个礼拜，赶快先打卡起来~希望大家都桃花旺旺，顺利找到你的“蓝”朋友和小仙“紫”~ ​
[Valentines day special drink listed ~ # new rich artistic skill mocha mocha # # and # sweet heart actually bring colorful filter. Do you like sweet romance or love fantasy? Leave you one day and one week, to punch up first ~ hope everybody peach blossom want want, find your blue friends and little fairy purple ~]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

但斌：
    回复@令吉吉期待健康的湖人，精彩的季后赛！@令吉吉隆多是被严重低估的，组织一流，关键时候大心脏，冠军队必备球员，看看去年的鹈鹕就知道了。缺点就是个性强，国内熟称情商低[允悲]@但斌@但斌回复@goujian[笑cry]
[Reply @ make gigi forward to health of the lakers, the playoffs! @ ringgit Kuala Lumpur is grossly undervalued, more first-class organization, key when big heart, champion player, necessary look at last years pelican. Weakness is strong personality, known as domestic low eq [allow sad] @ but bin @ reply but bin @ goujian [laugh cry]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    回复@公路游侠Diego🐂@公路游侠Diego我等了三年，就是要等一个机会，我要争一口气，不是想证明我了不起，我只是要告诉人家，我失去的东西一定要拿回来。——《英雄本色》
[回复@公路游侠Diego🐂@公路游侠Diego我等了三年，就是要等一个机会，我要争一口气，不是想证明我了不起，我只是要告诉人家，我失去的东西一定要拿回来。 - the hero]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
    #美食时刻#饺子的种包法，花样过新年！tEchTDGt ​
[# # food moments dumplings package method, designs the New Year! tEchTDGt]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    #乡村爱情#李银萍不顾校长劝阻，辞去老师工作的决心很坚定！看来在双双小姐姐的影响下，李老师也要尝试走出舒适区，去闯出自己的一片天地啦~外面的世界很精彩，冲鸭！tEcJLyuL ​
[# # country love yin-ping li regardless of the principal, as the teacher work determination is firm! Looks like under the influence of both small sister, miss li also want to try to get out of the comfort zone, to rushes out their own piece of heaven and earth ~ of the outside world is wonderful, duck! tEcJLyuL]

优酷：
    #神秘博士# 新年好，猪福到！十三姨对中国网友拜年啦！#看英剧上优酷#
tEcyMp ​
[# # Dr. Happy New Year, happy pigs! Thirteen aunt for Chinese net friend happy New Year! # # to see the play on youku < br > tEcyMp]

汽车之家：
    #家人帮家人# @买房卖房找小彭 这位朋友的购车需求如下，亲爱的家人们给他一些好的建议或者推荐吧！ ​
[# @ # family help family to buy a house sell to find small peng Friends car demand as follows, dear family to give him some good advice or recommendations! ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑：
    #猫届恐怖片# 喵：外面的世界好可怕 tEcJMVQ ​(via阿粪青) ​
[# # the cat horror movie meow the outside world awful tEcJMVQ (via fecal green)]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【过去四年史上最热，未来五年可能更热】多家权威机构日确认，年至年是自多年前有气温记录以来最热的四年，其中年是#史上第四热年#。世界气象组织日发布报告说，无论在陆地还是海洋，过去四年的变暖程度都非同寻常。“这是持续长期气候变化的一个明显迹象，而持续长期气候变化与创纪...全文： m.weibo ​
[The hottest, in the history of the past four years in the next five years may be more hot 】 several authorities confirmed Saturday, year to year was the warmest since many years ago have temperature records for four years, which is the first SiRe years history of # #. The world meteorological organization, said in a report, whether on land or sea, the degree of warming over the past four years are unusual. This is an obvious sign of sustained long-term climate change, and sustainable long-term climate change and the chong ji... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

南方都市报：
    #南都陪你过年#【新华国际时评：我们为什么需要科幻】也许有人会回答“激发想象力”或者“激励人类探索未知”。的确，在这些方面，科幻的作用堪称显赫。但科幻的作用又不仅如此。好的科幻作品，仍然聚焦于“人”。《纽约时报》在一篇文章中写道，电影《流浪地球》改编自刘慈欣的小说，讲述一个“拯救人...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # SMW accompany you New Years day xinhua international commentators why do we need science fiction maybe someone will answer inspire imagination or incentive human exploration of the unknown. Indeed, in these aspects, the role of science fiction is prominent. But the role of science fiction and not only that. A good science fiction, is still focused on people. The New York times, wrote in an article, film adapted from his novels wandering the earth, about a save the people... The full text m. eibo]

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