Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    说一个过年时遇到的趣事吧[doge] ​
[Say a Chinese New Year in the fun [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#AMG ONE 款 Concept~ ​


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优酷：
    #看春晚上优酷# #娄艺潇扛宋小宝# 宝哥@宋小宝纯行货 今晚惨了[允悲]，被@娄艺潇 直接扛起，又被@范湉湉Vila 修理得大气不敢出。心疼宝哥三秒钟[二哈]大年初一东方卫视春节联欢晚会，优酷全程直播，戳右立即观看→tEtReQY
tEcOTyl ​
[Youku # # # to see spring night loura carry Song Xiaobao # treasure elder brother @ Song Xiaobao pure trading Miserableallow sad tonight, be @ loura shoulder directly, and @ van Tian Tian Vila repair to dare not out of the atmosphere. Love dearly treasure elder brother three seconds [two ha] on dragon TV Spring Festival gala, youku, televised, poking right view - > tEtReQY immediately < br > tEcOTyl]

梁詠琪：
    豬年當然要扮一下小🐷仔！ tEcOovP ​
[猪年当然要扮一下小🐷仔！ tEcOovP]

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优酷：
    #看春晚上优酷# 家人团聚的幸福冬夜，当然不能少了小哥哥小姐姐们温暖甜蜜的歌声陪伴~听@汪苏泷 @郁可唯 @胡夏 @汪小敏 唱《康定情歌》《最浪漫的事》《想把我唱给你听》，过一个幸福的甜蜜年！[爱你][爱你]大年初一晚，江苏卫视春节联欢晚会，优酷全网独播，戳右立即观看→tEtnsoVz
...全文： m.weibo ​
[Youku # # to see spring night family reunion of happiness winter night, of course not miss little little brother sisters warm sweet for ~ to listen to the song of the @ Wang Su Long @ depression can only @ Hu Xia @ Wang Xiaomin sing kangding love song the most romantic thing want to sing to you listen to me, the sweetness of a happy year! Love you love you [] [] on the first evening, jiangsu satellite TV Spring Festival gala, youku so alone, poking right view - > tEtnsoVz immediately < br >... The full text m. eibo]

新浪新闻客户端：
    上海新兴生产的人免疫球蛋白因艾滋病抗体呈阳性被停用
[Shanghai new production of immunoglobulin was discontinued for HIV antibody positive]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    #看春晚上优酷##新年有戏#当@巴图 和@王博谷同学 唱起《我爱我家》的主题曲《你是我的家》时，酷酷好像看到了传承的力量！[泪]不自觉回想起童年的请举手~[耶]大年初一，年北京卫视春节联欢晚会，优酷全程直播，戳右立即观看→tEtmNkwX
tEcWOE ​
[# see youku # # # is a New Year when spring night @ batu and @ wang valley classmates sang the theme song of I love my family you are my home, cool seem to see the passing on of power! [] tears involuntary recall childhood please raise your hand ~ [and] on the first day, Beijing TVs Spring Festival gala, youku, televised, poking right view - > tEtmNkwX immediately < br > tEcWOE]

林依晨Ariel：
    #idoltube# 壽大總管幸虧你沒出現在房內和月下，要不本小姐的桃花運都被你敗光了#電視劇小女花不棄#今晚繼續一起追劇，誰能幫我暫時收留我們壽壽？   tEcxEn ​
[# idoltube# good thing you didnt appear in the life of large main room and month, dont miss the desires of the heart are you losing out # show young flowers dont abandon # continue to chase play together tonight, who can help me ShouShou temporarily shelter us? tEcxEn]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    林志野给各位拜年@豆豆起豆起豆强-：林志强来也@呆小佘：你好，我是林志呆@兽先森_：现在改名，林志兽@凌百稚：我是林志凌[耶]
[Lin Zhiye New Year for all @ top on beans beans - doug zhi-qiang Lin also @ stay small measure hello, I am linzhi stay @ beasts _ first now renamed, linzhi beast @ ling best summed up I am chih-ling Lin [and]]

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优酷：
    #看春晚上优酷##我爱我家重聚看哭了#开播年后，@宋丹丹 @杨立新 梁天等《我爱我家》剧组主创重聚北京春晚，满满都是回忆！[泪]有没有哪个细节不经意间触动到了你？大年初一，年北京卫视春节联欢晚会，优酷全程直播，戳右立即观看→tEtmNkwX
tEcNXEb ​
[Youku # # # to see spring evening I love my family reunion to see cry # started later, @ eternal song dan-dan famous @ Yang lixin tian liang, etc. I love my family, cast reunion Beijing gala, sometimes is filled with memories! [] of tears which inadvertently touches to your details? Day, Beijing TVs Spring Festival gala, youku, televised, poking right view - > tEtmNkwX immediately < br > tEcNXEb]

冷笑话精选：
    好刺激[doge]@贴吧君精彩！@夏天de枫叶：mark一下无聊看@mignonh强🐎
[Good stimulation [doge] @ tieba you fascinating! @夏天de枫叶：mark一下无聊看@mignonh强🐎]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    @wengling熟悉的年味回来了，巩大爷，我们想死你啦！
[Gong of @ wengling familiar hit back, big ye, we want to die you!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @北落师门_Ede宗教不要绑架民族，邪教才喜欢搞这套。@卷毛羊有大理想让回族演员在猪年再次演猪八戒[偷笑]可以可以
[@ Fomalhaut _Ede dont kidnap ethnic religion, just like to make this cult. @ curly sheep have big dreams make hui actor can play again in the pig pig eight quit [laughing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    应该恢复鞭炮🧨@六国虹[思考]@家有小小沐鞭炮：我不背锅@扁桃体盐不咸过年了空气质量应该更好了🤔，毕竟工厂都停了 @佚之狐平时找不到借口，一过年，烟花爆竹就正好出来背锅了@真言让几千年的爆竹背锅，无耻。@一KM天天汽车尾气没人在意，过年放个鞭炮吱吱歪歪。
[应该恢复鞭炮🧨@六国虹[思考]@家有小小沐鞭炮：我不背锅@扁桃体盐不咸过年了空气质量应该更好了🤔，毕竟工厂都停了 @佚之狐平时找不到借口，一过年，烟花爆竹就正好出来背锅了@真言让几千年的爆竹背锅，无耻。 @ a KM car exhaust nobody care about everyday, put a New Year firecrackers make curled.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人