Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    [允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]
[[allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
    #青囊传# 还愿bot[doge]祝大家新春快乐，[猪头]事顺利，心想事成[心] ​
[# # qing capsule and bot let [doge] I wish you all a happy New Year, [head] things goes well, the horse [heart]]

猫扑：
    恭喜@Idiot-呆 等名用户获得【小猪佩奇电影票】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEchc
[Congratulations to stay @ the Idiot - user so as to obtain [pig movie tickets page]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEchc]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

优酷：
    #李易峰春晚彩排修篮筐#勤劳的人最帅气！酷酷偷偷告诉你，这个勤劳的峰峰@李易峰 投篮的时候更帅气哦[憧憬]大年三十除夕夜，央视春晚，优酷全程直播，今晚来看峰峰的精彩表演啦，祝你除夕快乐&新年快乐[心]戳右提前约起来→tEtrXN #看春晚上优酷#
tEchApBs ​
[# # li yi feng gala dress rehearsal repair basket industry are the most handsome! Cool secretly tell you, the industrious fengfeng @ li yi feng when shooting more handsome oh [hope] year New Years eve, the CCTV Spring Festival gala, youku, televised, see fengfeng performances tonight, I wish you a happy happy New Years eve and New Year [heart] poke about in advance - tEtrXN # see right spring night youku # < br > tEchApBs]

汽车之家：
    #春节祝福# 过年好！汽车之家资讯部主持人给全国网友拜年啦！祝您春节快乐！未来的一年，汽车之家原创编辑们会将更多精彩内容奉献给大家，我们一起加油鸭！ tEchALc ​
[Blessing # # Spring Festival New Years day good! The car home information department giving the net friend happy New Year! I wish you a happy Spring Festival! The home of the next year, the car original editors will give you more wonderful, together we go duck! tEchALc]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

星巴克中国：
    除夕快乐，各位星粉。今年春节，星巴克解锁全新的拜年方式，你的个人语音拜年热线正式开通！快召集好友一起解锁更多红包福利！识别图中二维码参与互动，让这个新年好意弹幕满屏吧！ ​
[Happy New Years eve, everyone star powder. In starbucks to unlock a new way of New Year, Chinese New Year best wishes your personal voice hotline opened! Quick call friends to unlock more bonus welfare! Qr code to identify the picture interact, let this kindness barrage full screen in the New Year! ​]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

但斌：
    做投资的，如果不能持续进步，具有谦逊的精神是注定不会有光明未来的！ ​
[Do investment, if you cant continue to improve, with the spirit of humility is to wont have a bright future! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    回复@浓淡相溢谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@浓淡相溢祝但总和家人猪年大吉，身体健康，阖家欢乐，平平安安。祝愿东方港湾年在但总的正确领导下，大家同心协力，众志成城，战胜困难，大展宏图，🐂气冲天，再创佳绩[米奇比心][米奇比心][米奇比心][给你小心心][给你小心心][给你小心心]。
[@ shade phase overflow thanks [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ shade phase overflow wish pig year, but the sum family good health and a happy family, go in peace. 祝愿东方港湾年在但总的正确领导下，大家同心协力，众志成城，战胜困难，大展宏图，🐂气冲天，再创佳绩[米奇比心][米奇比心][米奇比心][给你小心心][给你小心心][给你小心心]。]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    回复@星空凛亲卫队[作揖]@星空凛亲卫队他家各种工具 拔草的钓鱼的草地里秋千啥都有。。还有充气船螃蟹笼子 杀虫的 正好是一切你不认为沃尔玛和IKEA能找的东西，他家都有。 店面很大很大。。。
[Reply @ around the stars guard guard [bowing] @ sky winds kiss his tools Pulling weeds of fishing grass swing what.. And inflatable boats insecticidal crab cage is everything dont you think of wal-mart and IKEA can find something, has his home. Stores a lot...]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【绕晕了！杭州#资深数学老师朋友圈的烧脑题#，你会做吗？】这是杭州一名资深数学老师晒在朋友圈的题目，老师说，自己平时要是看到一些有意思的题目，经常会放到朋友圈和大家一起分享，烧烧脑。如果你感兴趣的话，可以一起来开动脑筋做一做。你认为哪个杯子会先倒满？ ​​​​
[【 around dizzy! Hangzhou # senior mathematics teacher friends burning brain topic #, what would you do? This is a senior math teacher hangzhou bask in the title of circle of friends, the teacher said that if his usual to see some interesting topics, often in a circle of friends and share, burn the brain. If you are interested, you can come together to do it. Do you think which cup will fill first? ​​​​]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
    可是不想有遗憾 @大脑切片转发微博
[But dont want to have regrets @ brain slice forwarding microblogging]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

李开复：
    祝大家新年快乐，诸事顺利[心][haha] ​
[I wish you all a happy New Year, everything goes well [heart] (haha)]

创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin

优酷：
    #新年快乐#【辽宁卫视春晚完整版】今天就是大年三十立春了，年味越来越浓，酷酷祝大家除夕快乐！一起来回顾下昨晚辽宁春晚的精彩吧，霍尊等老少艺术家唱起《瑞雪飘》；潘长江带着韩德君的合照带来暖心小品《上坑吧！亲家！》；小岳岳和孙越用相声告诉你《关于爱情》那些事；冯巩王振华《乡音总关情...全文： m.weibo ​
[Happy New Year, # # [liaoning TV gala full version 】 thirty spring, today is the festival atmosphere is more and more strong, cool, I wish you all a happy New Years eve! Review together under the liaonings wonderful last night, Mr Chun, old and young artists, such as singing the snow gone with the wind ; Pan Yangtze river group photo with Han Dejun bring warm heart sketch on pit! In-law! ; Small YueYue and the sun with crosstalk tells you about love those things; Feng gong chen-hua wang xiangyin always close feeling... m. eibo]

微博位置：
    #值得去# 世界那么大，有空就去吉丽岛浪吧！[笑而不语][笑而不语]图片来源：前世今生，林子煊_......#吉丽岛[地点]# tRJPmOD ​
[It # # the world so big, be free to angelique island sea! [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] image all men are mortal, Lin Zixuan _... [place] # # angelique island tRJPmOD]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo

张小娴：
    小時候的團圓，是大年夜可以吃到一頓豐盛的團年飯；年紀老大了，團圓是只要一家人能夠一起吃頓年夜飯就很幸福，吃什麼都不重要。 ​
[When I was a child together, it is can eat a big reunion dinner eve; Old boss, is as long as the family can get together for reunion meal dinner is very happy, eat what is not important. ​]

我的唯一微信号：遇见张小娴（Miss_AmyZ）。工作联系：陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina