微博搞笑排行榜：
和三观不同的人，交流起来有多累 ___________________________
[And through different people, communication up how tired ___________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
人民日报：
【分钟教你折一个小星星】五角星要这样子折，折出来的效果才好看！带小朋友动手试试吧~tRYhZpa
[Pentagram minutes to teach you how to fold a little star 】 【 to fold, fold the effect is good! Take the children to try ~ tRYhZpa]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
思想聚焦：
和我妈打电话，聊到喜欢的人。
我妈说，你如果有了喜欢的人，那很好。但是，你一定要拿捏住尺寸。你不要太殷勤，不要太积极，不要非他不可。男人是不能对他太好的，你一定要让他来追着你跑。
emmm……
我觉得，我妈说得真对。
但是我做不到啊。
我从来想不通，人类啊，怎么能藏得住自己的喜欢呢？
[And my mother on the phone, talk to the like of the person. < br > < br > my mom said, if you have the like of the person, thats good. But, you must hold live size. Do not be too diligent, dont be too positive, dont to him. Men cant be too good to him, you must let him chasing the you run. < br > < br > emmm... < br > I think, my mother said is right. < br > < br > but I cant do. < br > < br > I never think impassability, human ah, how can hide their love? < br >]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
韩国me2day：
【OSNE】[BTS将通过Billboard Music Awards带来回归舞台!连续两年出席~] 日,#防弹少年团#通过官方SNS表示年的Billboard Music Awards(BBMA)也能一起了,感谢ARMY们,请期待作为Performancer的防弹少年团.BBMA方面也通过官方SNS表示,BTS将在颁奖典礼中带来回归新曲的舞台,并上传了特别
[[OSNE 】 【 BTS will be through the Billboard Music brings back stage! Two years in a row to attend ~], # # bulletproof youth club through official SNS said year Billboard Music (BBMA) can also together, thanks to the ARMY, please look forward to as Performancer bulletproof youth club. BBMA also through official SNS, said BTS will be brought back to the stage of new songs in the Awards ceremony, and upload the special]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
wu2198：
大家晚安，点名看谁在？
[Good night, call to see who in? ]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
回忆专用小马甲：
Ta的哪个瞬间曾让你心灰意冷，铁了心离开？
[Ta which moment ever let you lose hope, determined to leave? ]
《愿无岁月可回头》
GEM鄧紫棋：
美酒佳人，集其一身。
[二哈]MDZZ
[二哈]没得诊治
[Wine wind, set its whole body. < br > [two ha] MDZZ < br > , didnt have to make a diagnosis and give treatment]
羅馬書「不要自己伸冤，寧可讓步，聽憑主怒。」
王志安：
各位有时间时候可以给鸿茅药酒的客服打打电话，问问他们库存还有多少头豹子，都什么品质？金钱豹还是雪豹？从哪买的？看看客服怎么回答你。电话，你不用花钱的。
[When you have time can give hong MAO wine customer service call, ask them how much inventory and leopard, have what qualities? Leopard or snow leopard? Buy from? Look at the customer service how to answer you. The telephone, you dont have to spend money. ]
用冰冷的理性温暖世界。微信公号：wangju
delicious大金：
哈哈我来检查还有多少小可爱没睡[偷笑]在线的评论里留言，我抽个送晚睡福利（图中新品背带裤或者雪纺衫任选一件）[二哈]
ps：半夜发福利其实是因为我找不到wifi发不了微博的无奈[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]#微博橱窗# tRuKuA
[Haha I didnt sleep to check how many little cute [laughing] online comments in the message, I take out a send late welfare (new overalls or choose a snow spins unlined upper garment) , < br > < br > ps hair welfare actually in the middle of the night because I cant find the wifi dont send weibo but [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] # # tRuKuA weibo window]
私服店搜索【BIGKING大金家】 工作请邮件联系：dajin@ruhnn
任家萱Selina：
前天羽球，
昨天barre，
今天sculpt yoga。
還沒瘦成一道閃電，
已經累成一陣雨。
運動是一種自我挑戰，
過程是一串自我對話，
結果是一陣自我滿足。
回到家能看到妳真好！❤️
#SisSatisfaction##mcmworldwide##mcmxeddiekang##savetheloveless#
[Badminton the day before yesterday, yesterday, < br > wilkes-barre, < br > today sculpt yoga. < br > < br > havent lean into a bolt of lightning, < br > has been tired in a shower. < br > < br > movement is a challenge, < br > is a string of self-talk, < br > the result is a satisfaction. < br > < br > its good to back home to see you! ❤ ️ < br > < br > # # # # SisSatisfaction# McMworldwide# McMxeddiekang# savetheloveless#]
S.H.E的SPinky的媽咪熱愛美食熱愛生活的女子😉
BC221：
【有些话想对你说】
#BC# [心]#ONER#
爱你们，晚安[中国赞]
[【 】 some words want to say to you < br > # BC# [heart] # ONER# < br > love you, good night praise [China]]
坤音娱乐公开练习生品牌计划BC. 商务合作邮箱：qins-business@qins.vip 官方网站：qinsent
李大霄：
大家觉得李大霄是为了什么呢？
[Do you think Li Daxiao is for the sake of what? ]
联系chinalidaxiao@（免咨询）钻石底亮晶晶，地球顶沉甸甸，婴儿底抱紧紧。做好人，买好股，得好报。
狂龙十八段：
我在复盘呢，不是没声息哈，今晚任务艰巨，要帮你们找到明天的方向
但今天的情况大家清楚，妖股全部满血复活，板块全部大涨，这样的行情是最难分辨的
[Im checking, not silence ah, tonight it was a difficult task, tomorrow will help you find the direction of the < br > < br > but today everybody clear, ghost shares all full health life, plate full up, so the market is the most difficult to distinguish]
简单炒股，快乐生活，资金流派，极致打法
同道大叔：
“不合群的水瓶是表面的孤独
而合群的水瓶是内心的孤独。”
滴，水瓶的深夜矫情时间卡。[委屈]
[Dont fit in with the bottle is on the surface of the lonely < br > and fit in with the bottle is inner loneliness. < br > drop, bottles night affectedly unconventional time card. [wrong]]
星座只是娱乐。合作请联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me QQ：
Real皮皮王：
蔡徐坤发微博称，万粉丝福利是把头发染黑，结果引发无数网友吐槽，其中一个普通网友转发并吐槽后（图），许多蔡徐坤的粉丝到该网友主页进行谩骂（图），并有部分粉丝十分不理智的艾特该网友所在学校的官博，称该网友在对蔡徐坤进行网络暴力，并希望学校给一个说法，该网友道歉后（图），粉丝
[CAI xu tweeting, according to thousands of fans welfare is dyed her hair black, the result caused by numerous netizen, one of the common netizen forwarding and ridicule (figure), after many CAI xu fan to the Internet home page to abuse (figure), and some fans very unwise @ the school by the officer, said the netizen on CAI xu network violence, and hope that the school to a statement, the net friend to apologize after (figure), fan]
工作请联系邮箱：realpipi@。
急诊科女超人于莺：
[摊手]
[[stand hand]]
不爱应酬，有事说事，别客套，直接点儿，就这么自我了，别救赎
人民网：
今天没有对象！[色]
[Today there is no object! [color]]
报道全球 传播中国
楊丞琳：
護完髮後 人模人樣的
[After we guard the mode of human beings]
工作洽談：+ 高先生
w-Daily：
#陈伟霆战神纪# [月亮]@William威廉陈伟霆
[@ # # William ares ji [moon] William William William]
头条新闻：
#视野#【没错！失败其实就是差一点点成功】一件事最好的状态，就是不断寻求的过程，而不是一个单调的结果！“如果完美是一种目标，那我希望他永无止境！”希望这个视频，能给前进路上的你，带来满满的力量！ @人人视频 tRuiXuX
[View # # yes! Failure is actually a little success a thing of the best state, is constantly seeking process, rather than a drab results! If perfect is a goal, I hope he has no end! Hope that the video, you can give way, with full power! @ all video tRuiXuX]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
新京报：
童年怀旧，史上最全的“酷儿”饮料广告合集！小时候超爱der！（人人视频）tRuUWYml
[Childhood nostalgia, the most complete history of the queer beverage advertising collection! When I was a child love der! TRuUWYml everybody (video)]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
噗嗤大叔：
每次听田馥甄的《还是要幸福》，心都隐隐作痛。你本是无意穿堂风，却偏偏引山洪。喜欢你，所以想的是你，梦的是你，忘不掉的也是你[心] tRuqSVFL
[Every time listening to Tian Fu zhen or want happiness, a dull pain in the heart. You didnt intend to cross ventilation, but it happened that cause flash floods. Like you, so want to you, the dream is you, forget is your tRuqSVFL [heart]]
合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务） 公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
Happy张江：
#王祖蓝#在林峰演唱会上演唱《浮夸》， 一开口就被惊艳到，太有才了[心]
tRuXMW
[# # sing a song to sing in concert ling feng pompous, an opening is amazing, too talented [heart] < br > tRuXMW]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
中国新闻网：
#夜猫子时间#【马云演讲：岁的你，不要害怕犯错，每一个错误都是你的一次收入】①岁前，做一个好学生，积累经验；②岁前，选择一个好的老板跟随；③-岁，你要考虑，是否在为自己工作。[思考]（@微博职场）tREMuWTI
[Time to sleep on the night of # # 【 ma lecture, at the age of you, dont be afraid to make mistakes, every mistake is an income you 】 () before the age of, be a good student, accumulate experience; () years ago, choose a good boss to follow; () - years of age, you have to consider, whether in work for myself. [thinking] tREMuWTI (@ weibo workplace)]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
央视新闻：
【这里有一篇美文 董卿朗读：没有你，万般精彩皆枉然[心]】没有你，万般精彩皆枉然。你，是栖息在某人心头之人，更是每一个无可替代的它。万物皆有灵，在不曾踟蹰的千里足迹下，觅得到；在大自然作家笔端浮游的辞藻间，看得透…戳链接，#我们一起读书#，听董卿为你读美文→tRubPhE
[Here is a piece of prose Dong Qing read without you, so wonderful is in vain [heart]] without you, so all in vain. You, is perched on ones mind, but also every irreplaceable it. All things have spirit, in never hesitant footprint, find. In nature writer eye between the rhetoric of plankton, see it through... Poke links, # # we study together, listen to Dong Qing read the notes for you - > tRubPhE]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
英国报姐：
收到粉丝的投稿——“和暧昧已久的男生恋爱了，但是好几个月了对方表现得非常冷静，两个人一直保持着绝对领域不肯越过，感觉距离很遥远。是他不爱我，还是我太矫情了？”你们都知道绝对领域是什么吧～大家觉得这个妹子应不应该放弃？
[Received - fans manuscript and ambiguous already a long time the boy fell in love, but for months each other was very calm, not across the two men has maintained an absolute areas, feel very far away. Is he doesnt love me, or I was too melodramatic? You know what is absolute field ~ do you think this sister should give up? ]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
画片集：
克林姆特的金色时期。
[Khalims golden age. ]
微信公众号：huapianji 深圳摄影群
每日一狗：
哄孩子，解决家庭纠纷，时刻关注家人的安全，狗狗真的是很兢兢业业地守护着家里人呢！[爱你] tRuomHJ
[The kids, solving family dispute, attention to the safety of the family, the dog is really dedicated to guarding the family! Love you [] tRuomHJ]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
人民日报：
【震撼！如同科幻大片！这是正在建设中的智能京张高铁[威武]】百余年前，京张铁路打破中国不能自建铁路的断言；今天，京张高铁开了世界智能铁路之先河，拥抱民族复兴的新时代。智能建造、智能装备、智能运营，“龙凤呈祥”“瑞雪迎春”智能动车组惊艳亮相↓转起，点赞！@中国铁路 tRuJ
[【 shock! Like a science fiction blockbuster! Its under construction intelligent Beijing Zhang Gaotie [power]] about hundred years ago, Beijing railway zhang break that China cannot build the railway; Today, Beijing Zhang Gaotie is the first world intelligent railway, embrace a new era of national rejuvenation. Intelligent building, intelligent equipment, intelligent operation, snow winter jasmine smart in extremely good fortune emu stunning appearance left turn up, thumb up! @ China railway tRuJ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
雷军：
这是今天小米同事用小米X拍摄的武汉大学。
大家能说出这是武大的什么地方吗？
[This was shot with millet millet colleagues X today, wuhan university. < br > you can say wu da what is this place? ]
小米董事长，金山软件董事长。业余爱好是天使投资。
歐陽娜娜Nana：
Dream with maje❤️
#Maje周年庆# @MAJE官方微博
[Dream with maje ❤ ️ < br > # maje anniversary # @ maje official weibo]
👼Welcome to Nana Ou-yang s 微博 希望能用音樂帶大家快樂和感動。 工作联系：ninadiouyang@qq
梨视频：
【重庆岁网红狗“熊熊”：每天轻轨站等主人下班[心]】魔幻重庆的轻轨线上，网红站李子坝站外有只狗狗叫作熊熊，每天无论天睛下雨都在车站等主人回家，每天从早上七点左右等到晚上七点左右，数年如一日，就为第一时间能见到主人。周围的很多人都认识熊熊，很多市民和游客专程来看熊熊，都夸它好乖！
[[age of chongqing network red dog, bear every day such as light rail station master work [heart]] to the magic of chongqing light rail line, web celebrity plum pa stand outside a dog called, eyes no matter it rains every day in the station wait for the host to go home, every day in the morning until around PM in the evening around , long-term, for the first time to see the master. Around a lot of people know, many citizens and tourists made a special trip to see flames, said its good! ]
［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻网址］：pearvideojoin
新都资讯：
#实用百科#【#最脏水果排行榜不靠谱# 水果，要这样洗才干净！】这个季节，上市的水果越来越多，爱吃水果的你会清洗水果吗？就像不同的水果有不同的切法一样，不同的水果也有不同的清洗方法。洗水果怎么才干净？原来水果也有这么多种洗法，快收藏！
[# # # practical encyclopedia [the most dirty list wonky # fruit fruit, so wash clean! This season, listed the fruit of more and more, love you will wash fruit to eat fruit? As different fruits have different cutting method, different fruits have different cleaning methods. How to wash the fruit to clean? The original fruit also has so many kinds of washing method, quick collection! ]
各位TX，这里是中共成都市新都区委宣传部官方微博。您关心的，就是我们关注的。记得哟，有需要请@新都资讯，我们与您同在！
呆十三：
一房两人三餐四季[心]
[Three meals a room two seasons [heart]]
原ID@我的朋友是个呆B
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