2018年4月29日星期日

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    唇红齿白本人了[跪了]@小恶魔Sainta无法超越的白古。@SuperCuteSeen当年也太帅了吧@扮演木头舔屏[饞嘴]@元气的团子大人只想默默转发,观看遍
[Labial red tine is white himself] [kneeling @ small demon Sainta unsurpassable white ancient. @ SuperCuteSeen was also too handsome @ play a lick screen [available] @ vigour of wood dumplings adult forward, just want to quietly watch again]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    淡淡淘汰 #这就是街舞强#淡淡姐@SPY淡淡 #这就是街舞#比赛回顾,不知不觉淡淡姐留下了这么多的美好回忆。听说淡淡姐回去要结婚了,送上我最真挚的祝福,要幸福哦,么么哒[爱你]。
tRuSKrid ​

[Light out @ # # this is the dance is strong light sister SPY light review # # this is the street dance competition, imperceptible light elder sister left so many good memories. Heard that light elder sister go back to get married, send you my most sincere wishes, be happy oh, yao yao dalove you. < br > tRuSKrid]

冷笑话精选:
    古天乐这个美颜我能循环一整天!
老夫的少女心啊~[舔屏] cr.红格子的格蕾特tRuKuju ​

[Louis koo the beauty I can cycle all day! < br > the old girl heart ~ [lick screen] cr. The red plaid tRuKuju grey]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

青年时报:
    【位“散文浙军”合体!浙籍名家裘山山为如何写出好散文解惑】月日下午,囊括位浙江作家佳作的《浙江散文精选》在杭州举行新书首发式。浙籍著名作家#裘山山#在首发式上作了题为《写出自己的个性来》的创作讲座,她从自己多年创作实践出发,深入文学肌理,与百余位全省各地读者分享散文创作...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 an army of prose and zhejiang body! Zhejiang cadastral famous mountains and for how to write good essays, qiu to reassure 】 month days afternoon, include a zhejiang writer of prose selection in zhejiang was held in hangzhou new book launch. # # zhejiang cadastral famous writer qiu mountains in ceremony titled to write his own personality to the creation of the lecture, she from his creative practice for many years, around the thorough literature texture, with hundreds of readers share the prose... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    你知道易烊千玺#易燃装置#战队的亮亮是什么“材质”吗?能带给我们hin多惊喜的他,万万没想到在台下是这样的人……好了好了,你不是人造革你是真的皮[doge]更多@胡浩亮Spark 幕后,来#这就是舞者#一次呈现
tRmrgmr ​

[You know Jackson # # flammable device team of deleterious material? Can bring us hin more surprise, he never imagined in the audience is such a person... Good good, youre really not artificial leather skin [doge] more @ Hu Haoliang Spark, behind the scenes to # # this is dancer a present < br > tRmrgmr]

南方都市报:
    【我控制不住寄几!货车疑超长超载,车头起起落落驶过路口[允悲]】月日,江苏高邮市,一辆货车疑因货物超长、超载导致车身失重,车头翘起、落地又翘起……[笑cry]踉踉跄跄驶过路口。月日,据当地媒体报道,司机已接受相应处罚。梨视频tRuSQatM ​
[【 I cant help to send a few! Van long suspected overloading, car ups and downs through intersections [allow sad]] month day, gaoyou, jiangsu province, a truck suspected body weight loss caused by goods extend, overload, car cock, cock again... [laughing cry] stumbling through intersections. Month, according to local media reports, the driver has to accept the corresponding punishment. Pear video tRuSQatM]

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猫扑:
    【高米重吨!全国最大“白菜”现邯郸:寓意百财聚来,游客争相合影[憧憬]】月日,巨型“大白菜”雕塑现身河北邯郸,高米,宽米,重约吨,玻璃钢材质,是目前全国最大的白菜雕塑。寓意是“百财聚来”,吸引了众多游客前来合影。[笑cry]tRuoAqjp ​
[Higher [m tonnes! The largest cabbage handan now moral money coming to get together, vie group photo [hope]] month day, giant Chinese cabbage sculpture in hebei handan, high meters, the meters wide, weighs about tons, glass fiber reinforced plastic material, is currently the largest Chinese cabbage sculpture. Meaning is hundreds of goods, attracts many visitors. [laughing cry] tRuoAqjp]

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南方都市报:
    【春天里,“中国红”正刷屏[中国赞]】金色琉璃、苍松翠柏掩映下的中南海红墙,是北京市西城区特有的地理标识。地处政治中心、首都功能核心区,生活和工作在这里的人们,都有着独特的 红墙意识 。亿万网友用集体刷屏的姿势,点赞并呼应这一曲有声有色、可感可知的大合奏。tRuosYt ​
[【 in the spring, China red is to brush screen praise [China]] golden coloured glaze, pine and cypress, shaded by zhongnanhai, the red walls, is the Beijing xicheng district unique geographical indications. Is located in the political center, the capital function core area, people live and work here, has a unique sense of red walls. Millions of Internet users use collective refresh posture, echo of thumb up and a large ensemble of the colorful, palpable. tRuosYt]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# tRuKRgnB ​
[# # jinshan night tRuKRgnB]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪汽车:
    #懂车了不起#在今年的北京车展上,奥迪带来了国产的新一代奥迪QL,新车源自MLB Evo平台,基本保持了海外版车型的内外设计,最大的亮点则在于其轴距相比海外版车型增长了mm,动力系统方面采用.T发动机,更换了新的速双离合变速箱,并且标配有quattro四驱系统。新车将于月第一周正式上市销售。 ​
[Great # # understand car in this years Beijing auto show, audi has brought a new generation of domestic audi QL, new car from the MLB Evo platform, basic to keep the interior and exterior design of overseas edition models, one of the biggest bright spot is that its wheelbase than mm overseas edition models, using dynamic system. T engine, change the new speed dual-clutch gearbox, and mark with quattro all-wheel-drive system. New car will officially went on sale in the first week of month. ​]

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汽车之家:
    #家家技术讲堂##北京车展##比亚迪唐#【更多铝合金部件 解析全新比亚迪唐底盘】全新一代比亚迪唐已经不用编辑我多言,一经亮相就收到无数好评,“Dragon Face”家族设计语言、超大旋转中控触摸屏,怎么看“唐二代”都能打一场漂亮的翻身仗。但现在,编辑要让您从另一个角度了解全新比亚迪唐,那就是...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every technical lecture hall # # # # # the Beijing auto show byd tang more aluminum alloy components analytical new byd tang chassis 】 【 new generation dont edit my wordy, byd tang once appearance was received high praise, Dragon Face family design language, oversize rotation control touch screen, what do you think second generation tang can play a beautiful turnaround. But now, the editor will let you know new byd from another Angle don, thats... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报:
    【出头时在杭州盗窃元,怕坐牢逃亡年!】这年来,他不敢回家,不敢在一个地方过久的停留,他在贵州、广西、广东等多地流窜打工。没有睡过真正的踏实觉,生怕有一天突然被警察带走。年月日,当他从湖南麻阳火车站坐火车到桂林打工的时候,终于结束了年来流浪打工的日子……...全文: m.weibo ​
[When [s theft yuan in hangzhou, be afraid of prison escape years! This year, he dared not go home, afraid to stay in one place too long, he in guizhou, guangxi, guangdong escaping work such as much as possible. Not a real solid sleep, afraid one day suddenly taken away by the police. (date) (month) (year), and when he work from hunan mayang railway station take the train to guilin, finally over years wandering working day... ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #温暖的弦##温暖的弦定档#
在颠沛流离的世界里,爱是仅剩的一点倔…片尾曲《倔》上线,感谢动力火车@顏志琳 ,为我们唱出十年割舍不了的倔强。
@张翰 @張鈞甯 @张嘉倪 @经超经超 @周奇奇 @梁大V先生 @金泽灏 @季肖冰 @郭子千 @ 李昕哲- @潘儀君 tRuKHEN ​

[# # # warm warm string string set file # < br > in the drift from place to place in the world, love is only a little stubborn... Thank you song stubborn online, power-train @ YanZhiLin, sing for us ten years too stubborn to give up. < br > @ Hans zhang ning @ @ loesch Jenny @ by the ultra @ qiqi zhou @ Mr Liang big V @ Jin Zehao @ JiXiaoBing @ Guo Ziqian @ ms li zhe - @ purple tRuKHEN]

青年时报:
    【夏天要来了,杭州路口已支起顶遮阳棚骨架】月即将到来,杭州的天气也渐渐热起来了,有市民发现:这几天马路上遮阳棚的骨架已经支起来了,但遮阳布还没有挂上去。时报记者从市城管委市容环境卫生监管中心了解到,遮阳棚正在陆续安装,预计月初遮阳棚和遮阳布会全部安装完毕……...全文: m.weibo ​
[The summer is coming, hangzhou road has pitched roof awnings skeleton] month is coming, the weather in hangzhou is gradually hot up, residents have found that these days of awnings on the road skeleton has been up, but there is no hang shade cloth. Times reporter understands from ChengGuanWei amenities sanitation supervision center, awnings are installed in succession, the expected early awnings and shade cloth will be installed... ... The full text m. eibo]

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微博汽车:
    #北京车展# 向在车展上辛苦的蜀黍们致敬!开开心心逛车展,记得看好自己个人财物呦~ [互粉]
[# # the Beijing auto show to salute the sorghum are hard on the auto show! Open happy heart go to auto show, remember bullish on their personal belongings yo ~ [each other when fans]]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

优酷:
    黄景行 总教官 #这就是街舞##这就是街舞强#涨姿势了,知道Breaking是怎么来的吗?原来跟party有关,具体情况快戳视频围观,听黄老师@黄景行SuperDino 讲课了[笑而不语]
tRuoVAQI ​

[Dino trainers # that is always hip-hop # # # rise poses thats street dance, know how the product? Originally associated with the party, particular case fast poke video watching, listening to miss huang @ dino SuperDino lecture the [smiling without a word] < br > tRuoVAQI]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【熬夜游戏饮食不规律 医院月内收治名晕厥大学生[吃惊]】几天前,岁的大三学生小戴凌晨被急救车从寝室送到医院。“我半夜起床上厕所,突然就眼前一黑,晕倒在地上...”到了医院小戴还出现大口吐血症状,经急救后诊断才知得了这种病→tRuKWkjx,罪魁祸首就是“熬夜”。 ​
[【 stay up late game irregular diet College students admitted in hospital month name syncope [surprised]], a few days ago at the age of junior small wear in the morning from dormitory to hospital by ambulance. I get up in the middle of the toilet, suddenly eyes a black, faint in the ground... Small wear still big vomiting blood symptoms to hospital, after first aid the diagnosis is known to get it tRuKWkjx, the culprit is stay up late. ​]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

青年时报:
    【太吓人!女子扒地铁门失败,列车贴身驶离[吃惊]】近日,上海。地铁号线列车准备驶离站台时,一女子强行上前试图把屏蔽门扒开未果,被卡在地铁和屏蔽门之间。列车启动,女子无法动弹。工作人员随后赶到帮助其脱困。tRuiuzR ​
[【 iron gate failure too scary! Woman steak, train of close-fitting left [surprised]] recently, Shanghai. Subway line number to start off the platform, a woman to come forward to trying to shield door opens, are stuck in the subway and the platform screen door. The train started, the women unable to move. Workers rushed to help its hole. tRuiuzR]

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当当李国庆:
    tRuhhDE ​
[tRuhhDE]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

青年时报:
    【音乐会上手机铃声突然响起!看音乐家优雅的反击】音乐会中保持手机静音是基本礼貌,但现实中总有手机铃声突然响起。面对这种尴尬情况,感受一下这些音乐家们的优雅反击!网友:分秒,接电话的观众内心是崩溃的...... ​​​(胡椒视频) ​​​​tRuiBVw ​
[【 music ringtones at the meeting sounded! See musicians elegant counterattack 】 keep silent in the concert is a basic courtesy, but in reality there are cell phone rings suddenly sounded. In the face of such embarrassing situation, feel the elegance of these musicians to fight back! Net friend minutes, answer the phone audience mind is collapse... TRuiBVw video (pepper)]

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南方都市报:
    【扬州一动物园孔雀被游客拔秃[泪]】江苏扬州一动物园为让游客亲近动物,专门开辟孔雀园进行散养。春季本应是雄孔雀最漂亮的时候,但这里的大批雄孔雀,却遭到不文明游客的“毒手”,被揪秃了尾巴。有的孔雀甚至连冠羽都被拔走。@新京报我们视频 tRuSGDQc ​
[The yangzhou a zoo peacocks by tourists themselves bald [tears]] jiangsu yangzhou animals for visitors to a zoo, set up the peacock garden range. Spring should be the most beautiful peacock, but the large quantities of peacock, here was not civilized tourists poisonous, has been pulled bald tail. Some even crest are pulled out by the peacock. @ Beijing news we video tRuSGDQc]

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MIUI:
    #MIUI每周更新#第 周更新公告:① 应用双开支持@小爱同学 打开默认的常用应用,对双开应用无需二次选择;② 小米MIXS相机新增“梦境虚化”效果…关于#MIUI#,你还期待哪些更新?[并不简单] ​
[# # beautiful MIUI weekly update in the first week update announcement () application of double open support @ little love classmate opened the common application of the default, without a second choice of double open applications; () the millet MIXS new camera dream along with the effect... What updates about # MIUI#, you also looking forward to? [] are not simple]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

优酷:
    #易燃装置##这就是街舞# @胡浩亮Spark 月日下午点
在 @优酷星球 星驾到陪你聊天,快来预约求翻牌啦!!@这就是街舞 #这就是街舞# 活动直通门戳这里: tRuSzIbu [馋嘴] tRuSzIbE ​

[# # # # flammable device that is hip-hop @ Hu Haoliang Spark month day afternoon < br > in @ youku star star girl to accompany you to chat, to make an appointment for flip quickly!! # @ # this is the street dance that is street dance activities through door stamp here tRuSzIbu tRuSzIbE [available]]

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人#正在为购车纠结的同学们,来这条微博里留下你的购车条件(如:价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等),转发并评论,让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细,越有机会被家家推荐 。 ​​​​
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ​​​​]

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优酷:
    #超级剧集天意# 预告片播放量破千万啦~ 听说很多小伙伴被高颜值的主创和精致的制作画面所种草,戳下图一起来看看大家都说了什么吧!
@欧豪 @海铃Karina @李雨轩一一大春 @SNH-孙珍妮 @于济玮Fighting @田依桐_Tian @-李感- @陈瑾如
友情客串@唐嫣 特别出演@乔振宇 友情出演@张丹峰 ​

[# # super series providence trailer playback volume break must ~ I heard that a lot of friend by high levels of appearance and delicate grass production picture, stamp below take a look at what everyone said! < br > @ the hao @ hileo Karina @ Li Yuxuan DaChun @ SNH - Sun Zhenni @ one by one in dhi junwei Fighting @ field in tung _Tian @ - li sense - @ Chen Jinru < br > cameo appearance special in @ @ tiffany tang Qiao Zhenyu cameo @ zhang feng]

南方都市报:
    预计月日广州地铁全线网客流量最高将超万人次[围观]
[Highest expected date of guangzhou metro all network traffic will be super people [watch]]

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微博星座命理:
    十二星座的假期都在干什么?
白羊:健身运动
金牛:宅在家
双子:各种浪
巨蟹:陪家人
狮子:各种局
处女:收拾屋子
天秤:睡觉
天蝎:各种撩
射手:环游世界
魔羯:加班
水瓶:绝对找不到人
双鱼:在街上秀恩爱 ​

[The zodiac holidays are doing? < br > < br > the fitness campaign Taurus home < br > Gemini all kinds of waves < br > cancer with family < br > the lion all kinds of office < br > a virgin clean up < br > libra sleeping < br > Scorpio various liao < br > striker travel around the world < br > Capricorn overtime < br > water bottles absolutely no one < br > Pisces show conjugal love in the street]

卢健生:
    我偏向相信没有杀熟这回事!
[I believe that didnt kill cooked it!]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#一开始我以为他是青铜,没想到一张嘴就是王者[doge] tRuaEsiD ​
[Old driver class # # at first I thought he was a bronze, have never thought a mouth is king [doge] tRuaEsiD]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    小长假第一天,没人约没安排没心情没力气的你[doge] ​
[Small long vacation first day, no one about no arrangement not in the mood to you [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报:
    【甩肉还拿学分!大学开减脂课 大二男生两学期狂减斤】@南京农业大学 学生小冯,想给自己的身体状态来点质的变化,选了减肥选修课,两个学期减掉了斤。据了解,课程主要针对肥胖大学生开设,选课同学需符合:体质指数BMI≥,或体脂百分数Fat%≥,才能选修。@紫金山视频 ​​​​...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 dump meat also credit! University open reduced fat class sophomore boy two semesters slash jin 】 XiaoFeng @ nanjing agricultural university students, want to give oneself body state to some qualitative change, chose a elective course reducing weight, lost two semester jins. Learned, mainly for obesity, students course selection students must be in accordance with body mass index BMI or greater, or body Fat percentage of Fat %, or to take. @ purple mountain video... The full text m. eibo]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:和男友是同事,认识了个月,之前是玩的不错的朋友。现在在一起一个礼拜了,感觉很合拍,但是完全不紧张,也没有心砰砰跳的感觉和陌生感,这样对以后的恋情会有好影响还是坏影响呢?怕之后会不会就无趣了?要怎么维持良好的恋人关系?金山:要在爱情上去体验,不要过于贪欲性情,男女...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends, and her boyfriend are colleagues, met a month, before the play of good friend. Together for a week now, the feeling is very fit, but no tension, no feeling of heart pumping and strangeness, so that for future relationship will have good effect or bad influence? Fear of later will is boring? How to maintain good relationships? Jinshan want to be in love experience, dont be too greed temperament, men and women... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    最近就是这样了...困得要死却睡不着[跪了] ​
[This is recently... Sleepy to death but cant sleep] [kneeling]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我十几岁的时候岁父母都不在了,跟奶奶算相依为命吧,我一直在外面打工,很少回家,大伯他们帮我照顾奶奶,现在奶奶有八十多岁了,身体也不好,隔三差五的打电话叫我回去,不是我不想回去啊,我在外面过得很惨的,做什么都不顺,被骗,被羞辱,难过的要死,不敢跟任何人说,怪自己没...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend Im a teenager, parents are gone, with grandma lived alone, I have been working in the outside, rarely go home, uncle they help me to take care of grandma, grandma now has more than eighty years old, the body also is bad, time to call me back, not I dont want to go back ah, I had a bad outside, do what all not, be fooled, humiliated, sad to death, dare not to tell anybody, themselves to blame didnt... The full text m. eibo]

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