微博搞笑排行榜:
预告今晚分互动题目:“哪段话第一眼看到,你是拒绝的,后来越来越感觉有道理”。(本条预告分钟后删除)
[Forecast points interactive topic tonight which paragraph at first glance, you are rejected, the later is more and more feel sense. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
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新浪汽车:
#懂车了不起#@北京车展# 有些女生选车比选男朋友还挑剔,又要霸气威武,还要好操作,就像要求一个男生既要高颜值高学历高收入,还要会做饭会洗衣会带娃[doge]。世上真有这么好的事吗……[思考][思考][思考] tRuiDqwE
[Car # understand great # @ # Beijing auto show some of the girls choose car than choose boyfriend also picky, mighty and domineering, better operation, like asking for a boy to high income with high education, high level of appearance, but also can cook laundry will take Evadoge. The world really have such a good thing... [thinking] [thinking] [thinking] tRuiDqwE]
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微博位置:
年月日 点分左右,上海市静安区新闸路偶遇明星邓超,详细内容请点击 tRuJTnn
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, Shanghai jing an district XinZha road encounter star deng chao, the details please click tRuJTnn]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
但斌:
@羊总之花菜炒蟹我们与美帝的差距,还体现在民族秉性或者说价值观上
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab we to close the gap on united also reflect on the national disposition or values]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
转:月日,五粮液股份发布年年报和年第一季报。年年报显示,全年实现营收.亿元,同比增长.%;归属上市公司股东净利润.亿元,同比增长.%;预收账款.亿元。营收破纪录!至于年的任务,五粮液表示,力争实现营业总收入%的增长,也就是将在年实现营收超过...全文: m.weibo
[Day month, wuliangye shares released annual report and in the first quarterly results. Annual report showed that the annual revenue achieved. One hundred million yuan, year-on-year growth. %. Belonging to shareholders of listed companies net profit. One hundred million yuan, year-on-year growth. %. Deferred revenue. One hundred million yuan. Revenue to break the record! Task for years, wu liang ye said, to realize the growth in business revenue %, will be in annual revenues of more than... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑:
#猫扑夜话#
单身姑娘杭州#摇到房月供万#,但称压力太大含泪放弃
对于此事你怎么看?你能接受的房贷是多少?
[# # mop night < br > single girl in hangzhou for wan # # shake to room month, but said the pressure is too great a tearful give up < br > what do you think for this? How much is the mortgage can you accept? ]
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冷笑话精选:
留下一首你最近单曲循环的歌吧[心]
_________________________
[Leave a song you recently single cycle [heart] < br > _________________________]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
汽车之家:
#北京车展##东风本田INSPIRE#【这不是雅阁 车展实拍东风本田INSPIRE】前些日子的雅阁试驾文章是我写的,当时我说,雅阁看起来开起来都那么运动了,估计和思铂睿的差异将越来越小。这不,“思铂睿”就要来了,这次与大家见面的是INSPIRE,它将由东风本田生产,并作为思铂睿的继任者,大概看看吧,如...全文: m.weibo
[# # # the Beijing auto show dongfeng Honda INSPIRE# collaosed dongfeng Honda INSPIRE 】 【 this is not accord motor show accord to test-drive article is I wrote the other day, I said at the time, the accord seems to open up all the sports, estimation and platinum farce difference will be smaller and smaller. Its not, platinum farce is coming, this time to meet with you is to INSPIRE, it will be produced by dongfeng Honda, and as a platinum farces successor, probably look at it, such as... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
#北京女子图鉴#陈可@戚薇 这是刚踏入婚姻就要面对老公嗜赌的挑战啊!心情不好只能找闺蜜倾诉,不过小姐姐往身上撒酒装醉这个套路,酷酷仿佛在第二集里见过啊[二哈][二哈][二哈][二哈]
[# # Beijing womens map appalling @ stephy it was entering marriage will face the challenges of the husband gambling! In a bad mood can only looking for girlfriends, but little sister put wine drunk on the routines, cool as seen in the second episode ah ha] [two [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]
南方都市报:
【光明日报:《厉害了,我的国》,观众的掌声不仅送给电影,也献给祖国】电影《厉害了,我的国》自月日在全国上映以来,斩获了.亿元的票房成绩,打破了国产纪录电影的票房纪录。月日,这部电影登陆全国校园院线,截至目前,在多所高校进行了近百场放映活动,引发了高校师生的观影热潮。观众的...全文: m.weibo
[【 guangming daily much, my kingdom, the audience for its applause to film, not only is dedicated to the motherland 】 movie much, my kingdom since June theaters across the country, won. The one hundred million dollar box office, broke the domestic record movie box office record. June , the film on campus cinemas across the country, so far, nearly hundred of screenings activity in many colleges and universities, triggered viewing upsurge of university teachers and students. The audience... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
#我心中的三国#史航老师不愧是潜伏在编剧界的实力派网红,诸葛亮被演绎出了大(老)师(中医)风范!@少年三国志 果然慧眼识英雄!(PS.在吐槽王者史航老师面前,在下实在不敢班门弄斧!)
[# # The Three Kingdoms in my heart Shi Hang teacher not the kui is lurking in the writers world top web celebrity, zhuge liang is deduced out of the big (old) division (TCM) style! @ young reflection Indeed as expected course hero! (PS. Poking fun at king Shi Hang front of the teacher, the next cant teach fish to swim!)]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
angelababy:
会持续关注事件进展,现在先救人要紧!!!
[Will continue to pay close attention to developments, now the doctors first!!!!!!!!!!!]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱:abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail
小野妹子学吐槽:
万一呢[doge]求求了🙏🙏🙏
[万一呢[doge]求求了🙏🙏🙏 ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车:
#懂车了不起#【北京车展 宾利添越Bentayga V亮相】宾利添越Bentayga家族的最新成员——添越Bentayga V首次在中国亮相,并正式公布其中国内地市场指导价:,,元起。最高时速达到公里小时,百公里加速时间仅为.秒。一同亮相宾利展台的还有宾利有史以来最豪华的车型——慕尚长轴距版...全文: m.weibo
[Great # # understand car appearance 】 【 Beijing auto show bentley add more Bentayga V bentley add the latest Bentayga family members - add more Bentayga V appeared for the first time in China, and formally announced the domestic market pricing,, yuan. Highest to kmhour, hundreds of kilometers only for acceleration time. Seconds. Together at bentley booth and bentleys history the most luxurious cars - longed for is long wheelbase version... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
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最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
李冰冰:
请附近刷微博的朋友们看到了多多扩散,给孩子们让出生命通道来![心][心]
[Please brush near weibo friends saw great diffusion, give children channels to give up life! [heart] [heart]]
小野妹子学吐槽:
一点都没错了...希望国内艺人在出轨、潜规则前也能想到这一点[拜拜]
[Is right at all... Hope that domestic artists in cheating, unwritten rules [bynum] can also thought of this before]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌:
马上要参加第十三届玄奘之路戈壁挑战赛,同班同学王永革、胡胡、李晗、贺建楠、肖庆为我壮行!我们班的这几位同学还有忙碌中出差工作的几位同学,是戈四冠军队的主力队员,他们是中欧戈壁挑战赛四连冠壮举的开启者。没想到年之后,我才踏着他们的足迹和比我小差不多岁上下的年轻校友一起迎接挑战。...全文: m.weibo
[Immediately to attend the th xuan zang road gobi challenge, classmates Wang Yongge and han, hu and hu, lwell, He Jiannan, XiaoQing bolstering departure for me! Few students in our class there were still busy working on a business trip in a few students, is a four champions of key players, they are the central gobi challenge to malaga feat of open. Didnt know years later, Im following in their footsteps and up and down almost years younger than I am young alumni together to meet the challenge. ... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷:
#北京女子图鉴#同样是洗澡洗头,壮哉我社会人陈可@戚薇 老铁,别的美女们都走唯美风,而你非常的居家实在呢!也只有兰陵王能与你较高下了[喵喵]
[# # Beijing womens map is also a bathing shampoo, zhuang zai I appalling social people @ stephy brother, other girls are beautiful wind, and you are very really that occupy the home! And only lanling king can compete with you [meow]]
猫扑:
【犯罪嫌疑人:在米脂三中上学时受同学欺负,遂记恨学生】据@米脂公安 目前嫌疑人已被控制,受伤学生正在抢救当中。嫌疑人赵某某,男,汉族,年月日生,户籍米脂县城郊镇赵家山村号。经初步审讯,犯罪嫌疑人交代其在米脂三中上学时受同学欺负,遂记恨学生,今天持匕首杀人。
[【 suspect in MiZhi be bullied at school, hence loathed students 】 according to @ MiZhi public security At present, the suspect has been control, the rescue of students are injured. Suspect zhao mou a, male, han nationality, born (date) (month) (year), the hukou mizhi ChengJiao Town zhaojia village. A preliminary trial, the suspect confessed the MiZhi be bullied at school, hence loathed students, hold knife to kill today. ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
微博时尚:
抱紧正能量的包包,将慈善力量传递下去~
[Hold the bag that the positive energy, will pass it on to charity power]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
小浪同学爱吐槽:
#吉首大学升一本#
请问同学:你是怎么考上一本的。
答:多亏了学校的努力,自己升成了一本![允悲]
[Up a # # jishou university < br > please classmate how do you take an examination of a book. < br > a thanks to the efforts of school, rose into a book! [allow sad]]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
ZAKER:
【米脂警方:嫌犯在该校上学遭人欺负,遂记恨学生】 警方通报米脂三中伤人事件:嫌犯年出生,在该校上学时遭人欺负,遂记恨学生,今天持匕首伤人。 tRubvre
[【 MiZhi police, the suspect was a student in the school being bullied, hence loathed students 】 the police notified MiZhi attack the suspect was born, in the school have been bullied at school, hence loathed students, today a knife cuts. tRubvre]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
微博时尚:
坚定向爱而生,永远前行[心]
[Determined to love, forever forward [heart]]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
猫扑:
【令人发指!公交车上玩闹 #男孩被背摔踩头# [怒]】日上午时许,令人发指的一幕发生在遂宁某公交车上,一名岁男童在公交车上玩闹,踢到了一名乘车男子,男子顿时暴起,竟把男童一把抓起摔到地面,随后对男童头部连踩脚,男童当场瘫软。据遂宁日报和遂宁经开区警方官微消息:遂宁市公安局经开发区...全文: m.weibo
[The outrageous! The bus # # play boy was back on the first [anger]] at the morning, the horrific scene on a bus in suining, a boy who play on the bus, kicked a bus man, man suddenly suddenly and violently, they put the boy grabbed fell to the ground, then the boy stepped on the foot, her head boy collapsed on the spot. According to a police officer and suining suining journal developing economic district of micro message suining city public security bureau by the development zone... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
女生脱单之后都有什么变化?[允悲] 你们都变了吗[坏笑]
[Girl to take off the list after all what has changed? [allow sad] you have changed, please [laugh]]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽:
姑姑你怎么咕咕叫
[Aunt you how cooing]
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一块去旅行:
相伴那么多年,你们是否好奇一块去旅行的博主是一个怎样的人呢?[并不简单]决定揭开真面目的我超紧张!初次见面自然少不了给新老朋友们带来见面礼,戳图了解一下[doge]
[With so many years, whether you are curious to go travel blogger is a how of person? Decided to uncover what is not simple, I super nervous! First met nature is little not bring new old friends gifts, stamp figure out [doge]]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:
微博汽车:
确认过眼神 我们都是最棒的 [笑而不语]
[Confirmed that eyes we are the best [smiling without a word]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
南方都市报:
#突发#【陕西米脂发生袭击学生事件:名学生受伤,其中人死亡】年月日时分许,米脂县第三中学学生放学途中遭犯罪嫌疑人袭击,造成名学生受伤,其中人死亡。目前,犯罪嫌疑人已被控制,受伤学生正在全力救治中。(央视)tRuZhSP
[# # sudden 【 shaanxi MiZhi attacks on student events students were injured, including deaths] (date) (month) (year), in mizhi county the third middle school students on the way to school, the criminal suspect attacks caused students were injured, including deaths. At present, the suspect was under control and treatment students were injured. (CCTV) tRuZhSP]
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冷笑话精选:
这腿也太……@娱乐大魔王太太太太长了.....@请叫我小伊琳这腿!!!!我的腿是大猪蹄子[跪了][跪了]
[This leg too...... Mrs. Long @ entertainment archenemy wife... @ please call me little yilin the legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My leg is big pig hoof] [kneeling] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
微博搞笑排行榜:
有越来越多的年轻人,把熬夜当成了一种态度,把透支当成了努力,但正如短片所表达的:熬夜是人生中最亏本的投资,健康生活才是人生最大的成功。 #花样作死小能手#
tRuifOf
[There are more and more young people to stay up late as a kind of attitude, the overdraft for the efforts, but, as expressed by the short film stay up late is in the life most investments at a loss, a healthy life is the greatest success in life. # # figure things small expert < br > tRuifOf]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
汽车之家:
#北京车展##日产纳瓦拉#【北京车展:纳瓦拉enguard概念车】在北京车展上,日产带来了纳瓦拉enguard概念车,这款车的主要功能是深入灾区进行救援的任务,它还自带了一架无人机。tRuxUib
[# # # # Beijing motor show, nissan navarre enguard concept car of navarre, the Beijing auto show] in Beijing auto show, nissan has brought the navarre enguard concept car, the cars main function is deep in the disaster areas for rescue mission, it also comes with a drone. tRuxUib]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车:
#交通万象#【母亲将车交给无证儿子开 除了无证还涉嫌毒驾】近日,@湖南高速警察 查获一名无证+毒驾的男子。驾驶人奉某称因原本驾车的母亲需照顾小孩,于是中途接手驾驶。进一步检查发现,奉某曾因贩卖毒品被刑事拘留,当日毒品检测结果为吗啡呈阳性。目前奉某已被拘留,其母因“有证交无证”被罚千元...全文: m.weibo
[# # traffic vientiane 【 mother will car to unlicensed son In addition to unlicensed poison also allegedly driving 】 recently, @ hunan high-speed police seized a man + poison driving without a license. Drivers in a said had been driving for mother to look after the children, so the way take over to drive. Further examination found that serve a once was criminal detention for drug trafficking, the drug test results of morphine was positive. At present in some had been detained, its parent for a securities and exchange commission unlicensed was fined one thousand yuan... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
太原天空、天津天空和北京天空都有不明飞行物!是UFO?外星人?还是导弹试验?航天器?别慌!原来是刚才在太原卫星发射基地发射的北斗卫星,在高空变轨,划出漂亮的曲线!而且华北很多地方可见。快来看看↓↓↓tRuwmaW
[Taiyuan, tianjin and Beijing sky the sky the sky have a UFO! Is a UFO? Aliens? Or the missile test? A spacecraft? Dont panic! Turned out to be just in taiyuan satellite launch base beidou satellite, at high altitude orbit changes, to draw a beautiful curve! And a lot of places of north China. Come and look at the left left left tRuwmaW down down down]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
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