Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    小柯基：我不要吃蔬菜！
仿佛看到了我自己[允悲]
tRuffI ​
[Xiao ke base I dont eat vegetables! < br > seem to see myself [allow sad] < br > tRuffI]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小米手机：
    这是一部能让你「心花怒放」的视频，要不要来欣赏下？[并不简单]tRuctcnm ​
[This is a can let you be elated video, do you want to look at? Is not a simple tRuctcnm]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化#【探寻福冈-东京美食工艺游记之福冈篇】之前一直做国内的美食游记，而这次借着一个活动的机会能跑到国外做美食游记也是机缘巧合，游记发布的时间也正好是五一，如果您正好是去福冈和东京玩，这两个地区的一些美食推荐，我想这篇文章就足够了。tRuCoW ​
[# every car culture # 【 explore fukuoka, fukuoka, Tokyo food process of travel article 】 before doing domestic food travels, this time with a chance of activity can run to do food travels abroad is also a coincidence, travel time also happens to be issued by the May , if you just to play in fukuoka, Tokyo, the two regions of recommend some food, I think this article is enough. tRuCoW]

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新浪汽车：
    #交通万象#日前，常熟一辆电动三轮车在经过学校门口时，一名放学了的小男孩突然跑了出来。由于孩子出现得太快，三轮电动车根本避让不及，直接撞向他，小男孩倒地后又被三轮车右后轮碾压。你觉得这起事故，责任在谁？[思考] ​
[# # traffic phenomena, a motorized tricycles changshu after the school gate, a school boy suddenly ran out. Because children appear too fast, three-wheeled electric vehicle simply give way, direct hit him, the little boy fell down and then by the right rear wheel rolling. Who do you think of the accident, the responsibility in? [thinking]]

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但斌：
    同行的哥们也看哭了[作揖][赞]@自由也自我sz：我都看哭了，久久不能平复！另外：扮演王道士的演员在对面林子里开了烤全羊的店，很好吃！
[Fellow brothers also see crying [bowing] [who] @ sz freedom and self I can cry, cant calm for a long time! The actors who portrayed casting also bake complete sheep store opened in the opposite woods, very delicious!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [赞]@dolphingubb：看了王导又见敦煌，只能说我对中国历史了解肤浅了。生在天地间，行在红尘中，每个人都要心存敬畏。
[[who] @ dolphingubb see Wang Dao again see dunhuang, can only say that I know about Chinese history the shallow. In between heaven and earth, walk in the midst of the world of mortals, everyone has to awe.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

陈旭东：
    这种全息成像技术，几年前在CES展上第一次看到。 tRuVNmP ​
[This kind of holographic imaging technology, a few years ago in CES saw for the first time. tRuVNmP]

优酷：
    张一山 神操作 郑爽 神助攻 #这就是铁甲# 把握机会，精准打击！必须要给分别在第一场和第五场自由搏机战中，充分利用了场地机关辅助队友的“一山少爷”@张一山 和小爽@郑爽微博事务部 比大大的赞！[赞]@这就是铁甲官博
tRuNZDlo ​
[Yishan zhang operation Zheng Shuang god assists # # this is the real opportunity, precision strike! Must give free games, respectively, in the first and fifth stroke zero, make full use of the site authority support teammate mountain master @ yishan zhang and small cool @ Zheng Shuangwei bo affairs than big praise! [who] @ this is the real official Po < br > tRuNZDlo]

微博位置：
    来微博现场，赏广西壮族自治区 南宁市彩虹！
[To microblogging site, the reward of nanning in guangxi zhuang autonomous region, rainbow!]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

玩转instagram：
    你有一份「千玺同款果汁」待查收！点击图片：Dior,你值得拥有！我也有枸杞版#很红很红#果汁！@天猫 ​
[Do you have a thousand seal with juice to check! Click on the image Dior, youre worth it! I also have Chinese wolfberry version # # very red very red juice! @ Tmall]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

猫扑：
    【#男子偷香蕉被村民围打# 妻子发博称“请为我们主持公道” 】近日，广西灵山县，一名纹身男因偷香蕉与当地村民起冲突，男子持棒球棍破口大骂，后遭村民围殴砸车。纹身男妻子称“误以为香蕉野生，遭村民围攻，拿球棒是自保”。据 @灵山公安 ，警方已展开调查。tRupcH ​
[【 # # man stealing bananas by villagers wife hair bo said justice for us, please 】 recently, lingshan county in guangxi, a tattooed man for stealing bananas clashed with local villagers, men hold the baseball bat swearing, after villagers WeiOu hit a car. Tattoo man wife said think wild banana, villagers siege, the ball rod is self-preservation. According to @ lingshan police, the police investigation was launched. tRupcH]

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南方都市报：
    【小伙约顺风车约来一辆大巴 网友：还坐过面包车货车三轮车[允悲]】近日，广东一小伙网约了一辆顺风车，没想到来了一辆能坐几十人的大巴车。司机说自己去火车站接人，顺便接了单。网约车平台表示，这种情况下不建议乘坐，情况属实的话，会对司机的账号封停。东方卫视tRuNFkyC ​
[【 guy about hitching a ride to a bus net friend still sitting on the van van tricycle [allow sad]] recently, guangdong a small group of network about a downwind car, didnt expect to one can sit dozens of buses. Drivers say that they go to the railway station to meet people, took the list, by the way. Net platform about car, said this case is not recommended to take, that is the case, to the drivers account closure. Dragon TV tRuNFkyC]

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ZAKER：
    【局长妻子“连扇警察耳光”事件，局长被免职了！】月日，河北省唐山市地方税务局通过官方微博，对原唐山市海港经济开发区地方税务局第一税务分局局长赵学立及其妻子梁某某在处理亲属被撞交通肇事逃逸案过程中，涉嫌妨害公务事件进行通报。 ​
[【 chief wife even the police box on the ear door event, chief was fired!] Month, tangshan city, hebei province local taxation bureau from the official weibo, first on the original tangshan harbor economic development zone, local tax bureau tax bureau chief Zhao Xueli and his wife Liang Mou a knock to traffic accident in dealing with the relative TaoYiAn process, the alleged breach of public events. ​]

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汽车之家：
    #每个人都是实力派#说起成功的公式，不就是坚持+热爱！靠实力说话，赢下应得的掌声与荣誉。祝贺樊振东旗开得胜！ ​
[# # everyone is strength of formula for success, is not persist + love! Rely on strength to speak, win deserve applause and honor. Congratulations FanZhenDong triumph! ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博位置：
    🙏🙏🙏祈福希望平安！
[🙏🙏🙏祈福希望平安！]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

一块去旅行：
    粉丝投稿[浮云]十个值得N刷的国家[浮云]

P 评分表&概述 
P 日本 
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P 澳大利亚&新西兰
毕业旅行的度蜜月的散心的都可以看看~

作者掰二雷
欢迎大家私信投稿分享旅游攻略干货[可爱] ​
[Fans contribute [the cloud] ten worth N brush countries [the cloud] < br > < br > overview & P scale < br > < br > P P Japan Thailand < br > < br > P P Singapore & Malaysia Indonesia Turkey < br > < br > P P < br > P Americas < br > < br > Australia & New Zealand P graduation trip honeymoon trip can see ~ < br > < br > the author break two ray < br > welcome to contribute direct messages to share travel guides dry [lovely]]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

新浪汽车：
    #蔚来已来# 北京车展蔚来seeds分享会，听创始人李斌定义用户新体验。tRuwnce ​
[# wei wei to the Beijing auto show to have # seeds will share, listen to the founder li bin to define new user experience. tRuwnce]

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汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##日产纳瓦拉# 【重度越野 纳瓦拉Off-Roader AT官图】近日，在英国伯明翰举办的年商用车展上，日产官方推出了一款纳瓦拉Off-Roader AT车型。该车由日产与来自冰岛的Arctic Trucks卡车公司联合开发，外观视觉效果非常狂野。tRuNglgW ​
[# every news # # # of navarre, nissan 【 severe cross-country navarre Off - Roader ats officer figure 】 recently, held in Birmingham, UK in commercial auto show, nissan officials launched a navarre Off - Roader AT models. The car by nissan and from Iceland, the Arctic Trucks truck company joint development, exterior visual effect is very wild. tRuNglgW]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #懂车了不起##新能源电动车#北京车展上，日产旗下纯电动汽车全新聆风正式亮相。新车外观采用家族化设计，整体造型年轻时尚，并搭载一台永磁同步交流电机，续航可达km。据悉，该车将于年内正式上市。@新浪e站 ​
[Great new energy electric vehicle # # # # understand car Beijing motor show, nissans all-electric leaf new formal appearance. New car appearance by family-based design, overall modelling young fashion, and carrying a ac permanent magnet synchronous motor, range of km. It is reported that the car will be officially listed in years. @ sina e stand]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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优酷：
    #北京女子图鉴#之对戏的日常，原来正剧里看似轻轻松松的表演，演员私底下都是需要下很多功夫哒，无论是说话的语气，还是对戏的眼神，为@戚薇 和@李子峰lee 的敬业点一个大大的赞！魏奇小哥哥别伤心虽然你最后没能获得陈可的芳心，但是你的温柔和体贴还是圈了很多粉的，大家说是不是[笑而不语]
...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # Beijing womens map to play everyday, seemingly easily in the original drama performances, the actors are privately entails a lot of kung fu da, whether its tone of voice, or to play look in the eyes, for @ stephy and @ zi-feng li lees dedication a big praise! Twitvh little brother dont be sad while you can finally didnt get the appalling, but much of your gentleness and considerate or powder, you say its not [smiling without a word] < br >... The full text m. eibo]

但斌：
    “再见敦煌”真是太棒了！穿越时空、穿越心灵，演出的方式，音乐等都非常打动人心！一直以为王潮歌是位先生，没想到是位才华如此出众的女性！感谢整个团队的艰辛付出与精彩奉献[作揖][赞][心][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花] ​
[Goodbye dunhuang was fantastic! Through time and space, through the mind, the performance, music and so on are very heartstrings! Always thought Mr Wang chao songs is a, have never thought is a talent so outstanding woman! Thanks to the whole teams great efforts and wonderful dedication [bowing] [who] [heart] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报：
    【为戒赌博？男子自称每月花费千在公园喂猴】月日，贵阳一男子在公园喂猴，他自称曾经沉迷赌博，十赌九输，现在一有空他就会来公园喂猴，每月花费千元，只图个开心，并成功戒赌。梨视频tRuNOHUw ​
[【 to quit gambling? Man who spend thousands a month in the park feed the monkey 】 month day, guiyang a man in the park feed the monkey, he claims to have addictions to gambling, money and now a free he would have to feed the monkeys in the park, to spend one thousand yuan a month, only to a happy, stop gambling and successfully. Pear video tRuNOHUw]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，天津市南开区大悦城偶遇明星奚梦瑶，详细内容请点击 tRuAwD ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, nankai district of tianjin Joy City encounter star Ming xi, the details please click tRuAwD]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

青年时报：
    【男子来杭州散心，结果因婚姻问题在运河边想不开……】昨天，从江苏赶来杭州散心的陈先生，因为婚姻纠纷，在运河边萌生了自杀的念头。民警在接到陈先生妻子的报警电话后，辗转找到男子并耐心劝解了他小时……tRuwrcb ​
[The man to a trip to hangzhou results for marriage problems at the edge of the canal hard... A trip of Mr. Chen arrived yesterday, from jiangsu to hangzhou, because marriage disputes, thoughts of suicide at the edge of the canal. Police after the call from Mr. Chen, his wife, and find the man appealed to his hours and patience... tRuwrcb]

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猫扑：
    【触目惊心！饮品店用发黑的芒果榨汁 去年冷库存放的苹果继续用】对不起，你迷恋的果汁可能比刷锅水还脏！记者近日卧底某饮品店，发现“新鲜”饮品内幕多：店员不洗手切水果，手挤茶包，发黑的芒果榨汁，去年冷库存放的苹果泡茶，水果杯卖不完次日继续卖…tRuCzpR ​
[The shocking! Black liquor stores with mango juice last refrigerator storage of apple continue to use 】 Im sorry, you have a crush juice than brush pot water is dirty! Undercover, some drinks store recently reporter found fresh drinks insider clerk do not wash their hands cut fruit, hand to squeeze the tea bag, black mango juice, apple tea last cold storage storage, fruit cup can not sell the next day to sell... tRuCzpR]

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新浪汽车：
    #车友互助# 万想买中级车，选啥好？[doge]#购车帮帮忙#
[# # juyou mutual want to buy cars, to choose what good? [doge] # # car to help]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    中美日商业巨头logo对比，你觉得这能反映什么[跪了] ​
[The commercial giant logo contrast China, America and Japan, what do you think it can reflect] [kneeling]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，北京市东城区王府井偶遇明星景甜，详细内容请点击 tRuhqvX ​
[(date) (month) (year), dotted around the Beijing dongcheng district wangfujing encounter star sweet scene, the details please click tRuhqvX]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

冷笑话精选：
    必须要懂的规矩，共勉[心] ​
[Must understand the rules, [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##奥迪Q# 【车身长度mm 奥迪Q最新预告图发布】日前，奥迪官方公布了更多奥迪Q的预告图，新车将是未来奥迪的旗舰型SUV，其计划在月日于上海全球首发。tRuNgIv ​
[# every news # # audi Q# 【 mm body length latest forecast figure audi Q 】, audi official more audi Q forecast figure, new car will be the future audis flagship SUV, its plan in its world debut in Shanghai. tRuNgIv]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象#【网约车司机向女乘客要抱抱？想试试群里猥亵女乘客的招数[费解]】月日，南通女孩小张叫了一辆网约车。途中，司机林某突然要求：抱一下嘛。遭拒后还不断动手动脚。小张悄悄打开手机录像，下车立即报警。林某随后自首，坦白是看到滴滴聊天群中有人交流猥亵女乘客的招数，就想试试。目前，...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # traffic vientiane 【 network about car drivers to female passengers to hug? Want to try of obscene female passengers tips [difficult]] month day, nantong girl zhang called a network around the car. On the way, the driver pingyuan suddenly asked hug! After the rejection also constantly hands. Zhang quietly opened the video phone, immediately report to the police. Pingyuan then surrendered, and frankly is see drops chat group of someone in the exchange of obscene female passengers tips, just want to try. At present,... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #张翰更博#你们的走失爱豆#张翰#终于更博，时隔四个月发布长文，写下出道第十年的心情，这辈子最大的荣幸就是能从事演员这份工作。同样都是“霸道总裁”，张翰表示今晚播出的新剧《温暖的弦》和以往不大一样→tRupFrGg 你赞同他的观点吗？ ​
[# Hans zhang more Po # # # your lost love bean Hans zhang more, finally released after four months long, write out the mood of the first ten years, the greatest pleasure of my life is to be involved in the actor for the job. Also are dominating the President, said Hans zhang broadcast tonight new string of warm and past different - tRupFrGg do you agree with his point of view? ​]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：之前冷了我N天，我道歉她更嫌烦，现在就这样了，看着是原谅我了，可连最基本的早安晚安也没了，平时根本不会想起来找我。恋爱年半了，现在异地两个多月了。爱情就应该是这样平淡了吗？有事说事，没事她几天也不找我，我也不敢找她。金山：你除了坐大船吃螃蟹……还有别的话吗？ ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend cold before I N days, Im sorry she is too bored, thats it. Now look at is to forgive me, but even the most basic good morning good night, usually do not remember looking for me. Love and a half years, long distance more than two months now. Love should be so dull? Something and nothing she dont find me a few days, I cant find her. Golden hill you eat crabs in addition to sit the ship... In other words? ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

小野妹子学吐槽：
    平时都是评论里一片@ 男友的，这条罕见的全是@ 闺蜜的[doge]
[At ordinary times is a @ boyfriends comments, the rare all @ girlfriends [doge]]

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