郭艾伦：
大家好…我是郭艾伦…在我小的时候…又矮又瘦…跑不快也跳不高…身边所有人都说我打不了篮球…队友在场上打球…我只能下面自己拍球…有一次代表辽阳市参加省里的业余比赛…也没得到上场机会…跑出球馆我哭了…后来我去了辽宁少年队…我的室友都说我嘲笑我…说我打球太差了啥都不行…全靠我有个老叔…才
[Everybody is good... Im a pg... When I was a kid... Short and thin... Run fast and jump high... Everyone said I cant play basketball... Teammates on the court playing... I have only themselves to the following bounce the ball... Once for liaoyang city in the province of the amateur game... Didnt get the chance to play... Ran out of the arena I cried... Later I went to the liaoning youth system... My roommate said I laugh at me... Said I play very bad what all not... All by my a LaoShu... only]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
你看过男生撒娇的瞬间，是什么样的 _______________________________
[Have you seen the boys playing, is what kind of _______________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
思想聚焦：
不在任何东西面前失去自我，
哪怕是教条，
哪怕是别人的目光，
哪怕是爱情。
——《成为简·奥斯汀》
[Not lose yourself before anything, < br > even dogma, < br > even if other peoples eyes, < br > even if its love. < br > < br > - becoming Jane Austen]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
宋佳：
太燥了，太好玩儿了！我完全的没玩够啊！谢谢今天来的朋友们，希望大家也高兴，尽兴，平安到家。👻[心]
[Is too dry, too fun! I completely didnt play enough! Thank you today to friends, hope everyone is happy, fun and got home safe and sound. 👻[心] ]
小花
人民日报：
【夜读：做事靠谱，就是最好的社交能力】许多人在人际交往中会无意识地强求别人的喜欢。总喜欢猜测对方的喜好，照顾别人的情绪。其实大可不必。对绝大多数没有天生长着一副可爱脸的人来说，成为一个做事靠谱的人，是成本最小的人际交往方式，同时风险也最小。 tRueTi
[[night do things, is the best social skills 】 a lot of people in the interpersonal unconsciously importune others like it. Always likes to guess the be fond of each other, take care of other peoples emotions. Actually dont have to. For the vast majority have no day growth with a cute face, become a work of man, is the cost of the smallest interpersonal way, also the minimum risk. tRueTi]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
人民日报：
【#你好，明天#】高校女生发布辱华言论，引发众怒。“恨铁不成钢”可以理解，恶意辱骂实乃挑战基本底线。身为党员却满口“支那”，思想上恐怕也是身入而心不至。爱国不是空洞口号，言行举止无一不涉。青年的价值取向，决定了未来。当谨记：你所站立的地方，就是中国；你怎么样，中国便怎么样。
[College girl # # hello, tomorrow 】 【 publish speech humiliating to China, sparked outrage. Hate iron not to produce understandable, malicious abuse are basic challenge the bottom line. As a party member is readily ridiculous, thought perhaps not into the body and heart. Patriotism is not empty slogans, words and deeds are involved. The value orientation of the youth, determines the future. When remember where you stand, is to China; How are you, how about China. ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
林宥嘉YogaLin：
晚安、好好睡一觉。
[Good night, have a good sleep. ]
人称禁慾系歌手。禁慾系男子代表：胡歌、霍建华⋯
小野妹子学吐槽：
羽生结弦今日在家乡仙台的凯旋游行后，现场志愿者代表发推表示，现场完全没有一点需要清理的垃圾，秒速收工...堪称其他所有粉丝群体的典范了[good]
[Feather raw knot string after todays home in sendai triumphal marches, volunteers on behalf of the tweet said that the scene completely no need to clean up garbage, desciption of work... Can be rated as the model of the all the other fans a [good]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
私人音乐厅：
张靓颖&厦门六中合唱团共同献唱《我的梦》，如果能用声音表达，为梦想奋斗的最美好的样子不过如此了～tRuiLY
[Jane zhang & xiamen no. middle school choir singing my dream together, if can use voice to express, to dream the most beautiful and good appearance but so ~ tRuiLY]
更多好音乐，搜索关注：私人音乐厅，每一首歌都为你而选
新浪中国篮球：
#辽宁总冠军#林更新发微博祝贺家乡球队辽宁队夺冠，他和杨鸣颜值谁更高？[doge][doge][doge]
[# # liaoning champion Lin update congratulations to hometown club - the title, he and Mr. Appearance who higher level? [doge] [doge] [doge]]
欢迎私信爆料，段子、视频、明星八卦等等。
新浪厦门：
#厦门爆料#【厦门六中合唱团亮相《天天向上》，与#张靓颖#合唱《我的梦》】厦门六中合唱团的后们又有新作品了！这次，他们受湖南卫视邀请，登上@天天向上，与@张靓颖 同台合作她的优秀曲目《我的梦》！张靓颖在接受主持人采访时说：“原来作品还可以这样演绎！加入了孩子们的表演，作品更有画面感，
[# # xiamen fact 【 appearance day day up xiamen no. middle school choir, and zhang jing glume # # chorus my dream 】 xiamen no. middle school choir after they have a new work again! This time, they invited by hunan satellite TV, mounted @ day day up, cooperate with @ a Jane for her excellent repertoire my dream! Jane zhang told the host, also can deduce the original works! Joined the childrens performance, work more in scope,]
全心全意为厦门、闽南人民服务，提供全面的本地新闻资讯、生活信息、玩乐购活动……新浪厦门贴近生活，搭建平台，走近你我。账号为新浪（厦门）信息服务有限公司官方微博。
新浪娱乐：
感受下人山人海[跪了]#羽生结弦#在家乡日本仙台举行冬奥庆功夺冠巡游，他佩戴奥运金牌站在巡游车顶部，沿城市主干道向人群致意，来自日本及海外各地多万粉丝齐聚仙台，多家电视台甚至出动直升机进行转播，为确保活动安全，禁止粉丝投掷娃娃及礼品。tRuAXpta
[Feel people mountain people sea] [kneeling under # # feather raw knot string in sendai, Japan held the games at home to celebrate victory parade, he stood on the top of the touring car, wearing an Olympic gold medal along the main road into the crowd, from all over Japan and overseas more than fans gathered in sendai, and even a helicopter to several TV stations, in order to ensure safety, prohibit fans throwing dolls and gift. tRuAXpta]
新浪娱乐
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
两分钟实用按摩手法，经常颈肩酸痛的朋友可以学一下这个手法啦！tRmnanMK
[Two minutes practical massage technique, neck and shoulder pain often friends can learn this technique! tRmnanMK]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
向小田：
转一个评论
[Turn a comment]
专栏作家 意见领袖 财经科技互联网传媒行业观察（WX号：xiangxt）
苏群：
其实，辽宁最不易的是上赛季，李晓旭贺天举都不能打，整个赛季被迫用小阵容，最不得已时，刘志轩打号卫。我那时特别能体会郭士强的心情。总决赛输给四川以后，上赛季是对辽宁队最后的、变本加厉的磨炼，就像阿雅·史塔克在黑暗中遭受无面人的一次次棍击，内功的最后练成，往往在你以为山穷水尽的时候。
[Actually, liaoning is the most difficult to last season, he xiao-xu li days for all cant play, the entire season was forced to use a small lineup, the necessity, Liu Zhixuan marking. I was particularly understand Guo Shijiang mood. After the finals loss to the sichuan to liaoning is the final last season, even temper, like friendship, stark suffers no face again and again in the dark bludgeon, internal work at the end of the quest, often when you think no. ]
我可以不说真话 但决不说假话
噗嗤大叔：
哈哈哈哈魔性迪斯科《中年阵线联盟》简直了！
道尽了中年男人的心酸[笑cry] tRuPcx
[Ha ha ha ha ones disco middle-aged front coalition it! < br > way did the middle-aged man sad laugh cry tRuPcx]
合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务） 公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
中国新闻网：
#夜猫子时间#【看完泪目~巫漪丽与吕思清共奏《梁祝》[心]】这一次，岁的巫漪丽老人，在著名小提琴演奏家吕思清的陪伴下走上舞台。钢琴与小提琴相织相融，再次演奏中国千古绝唱《梁祝》。这一刻，感觉世界都安静下来了。转发，传递经典。致敬老艺术家！[good]@CCTV经典咏流传 tRuOqSn
[Time to sleep on the night of # # 【 finish see tears eye ~ WuYi lili played with December butterfly lovers [heart]] this time, at the age of WuYi old man, in Decembers accompanied by a famous violinist walked onto the stage. Woven, piano and violin phase again play Chinese song the butterfly lovers. At this moment, feel the world is quiet. Forwarding, classic. Pay tribute to the old artist! [good] classical poems spread tRuOqSn @ China central television (CCTV)]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
新浪财经：
【中兴事件：芯片迷思当止】美国人封杀中兴，但并未封杀华为、小米、OPPO等，并不是国与国之间的封锁。然而，这仍引发了许多中国人虚幻的屈辱感，很多人甚至迁怒与其他行业，说国与国的竞争，靠共享单车、外卖不行。言下之意，国人浮躁，只看重短期赚钱，忽略了技术积累。tRuNBaJ
[Zte events the myth of the chip when check 】 【 americans kill zte, but did not kill huawei, millet, OPPO etc., is not between countries. However, it caused many Chinese people still illusory sense of humiliation, many even angry with other industry, said the competition between countries, by sharing a bike, not delivery. The implication, the people impetuous, emphasis on short-term money only, ignoring the technology accumulation. tRuNBaJ]
新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价，覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务，主打产品新浪财经APP，为全球华人首选财经APP，大数据诊股开放体验中，名家高手在线答疑，A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。
我的前任是个极品：
想要成为这样的人
[Want to become such people]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！
辣目洋子：
《逛街敲累敲开心》
[Knocked tired happy shopping]
工作联系 经纪人搜索添加：（文博）邮箱：@qq ｜网络商务合作：dara 邮箱：mcn_co@xinpianchang
NCT_official：
🎂🍰
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO #JENO#
WE💚YOU🥛
#HAPPYJENODAY#
#JENO# #NCT# #NCT# #NCT_DREAM#
#NCT_EMPATHY#
#NCT_BLACKONBLACK# tRuSryu
[🎂🍰
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
WE💚YOU🥛
#HAPPYJENODAY#
#JENO# #JENO# TO #NCT# #NCT# #NCT_DREAM#
#NCT_EMPATHY#
#NCT_BLACKONBLACK# tRuSryu]
韩国SM旗下新人男子组合NCT(Neo Culture Technology)
李大讲究：
@心自在
你的脸上云淡风轻，谁也不知道你的牙咬得有多紧。你走路带着风，谁也不知道你膝盖上仍有曾摔伤的淤青。你笑得没心没肺，没人知道你哭起来只能无声落泪。要让人觉得毫不费力，只能背后极其努力。我们没有改变不了的未来，只有不想改变的过去。
——刘同
[@ heart free < br > the light of your face, who also dont know how tight the teeth to bite you. You walking with the wind, who also dont know your knee still have once hurt the bruises. You heartless laughter, no one know you cry only silent tears. To let a person feel effortless, behind only extremely hard. We didnt change the future, only dont want to change the past. < br > - with liu]
☺︎☺︎有趣
段子楼：
。 
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
孟子坤_：
#孟子坤# 闭关
[# # Meng Zikun retreat]
工作事宜请联系： thecomingone_work@
全景志：
一周内你会得到你梦寐以求的东西🌟
[一周内你会得到你梦寐以求的东西🌟 ]
ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴀᴅɪsᴇ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜
这里是美国：
钢琴版《犬夜叉》主题曲《穿越时空的思念》[心]tRmClW
[The piano version of inuyasha theme song the missing through time tRmClW [heart]]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
新浪体育：
阿森纳小球迷打出标语感谢温格：“我们太小了不记得以前的事，但是爸爸告诉我们了你为球队所做的一切，你是传奇！”tRuxbF
[Small Arsenal fans hit the slogan for arsene wenger we are too small cant remember things, but dad told us that you have done for the team, youre a legend! tRuxbF]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
秒拍：
#秒拍心里话# 用输入法打 TX，看看谁的最伤感[doge]
[Take the truth # # seconds with input TX, see who the most sad [doge]]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
当时我就震惊了：
简单几个字形容一下你大学的专业
遇到同专业的就打个招呼吧
说不定就是校友呢
[Simple words describe you met at the university of professional < br > just say hello with professional < br > maybe is alumni]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
外外的奥迪文：
#赵继伟女朋友##辽宁夺冠##赵继伟# 今晚，辽宁球迷是幸福的，赵继伟的女友应该也幸福够呛吧？ tRuKXBQ
[# # # # # # liaoning won Zhao Jiwei Zhao Jiwei girlfriend tonight, liaoning fan is happy, Zhao Jiwei girlfriend should also happy it will? tRuKXBQ]
大米饭盖不住四喜丸子
全球流行风尚：
【乔布斯年接受日本节目的采访】——这是一段很珍贵的视频，思维，观点，想法，远见，果然异于常人，看完也许对你有用，时间较长，建议先马再看！！！ tRupDg
[【 jobs in Japan show interview] - this is a very valuable piece of video, thinking, ideas, thoughts, vision, different from ordinary people and sure enough, after watching may be useful to you, for a long time, suggest first horse again see!!!!!!!!!!! tRupDg]
微博内最大的娱乐、时尚、潮流集聚地，每天播报娱乐、时尚、潮流信息，个人微信ID：kuangjinhua
阴阳师音乐剧：
#阴阳师音乐剧##千秋乐#
音乐剧《阴阳师》～平安绘卷～
日本东京，中国三地
总计场公演
到此全部结束了
感谢所有到场观众
以及无法到场却一直在支持我们的粉丝们
因为有你们的支持
这部崭新的作品拥有了更多的意义
请相信
这不是别离
而是开始
亲爱的阴阳师大人们
我们下次再见
急急如律令
[# # # # Onmyoji musicals century music < br > the musical Onmyoji ~ peace scrolls ~ < br > in Tokyo, Japan, China, Hong Kong and < br > < br > total field opened to this all over thank all the turnstiles < br > < br > and has been supporting our fans could not be < br > because < br > have your support to the new work have more significance < br > < br > please believe this does not begin one < br > < br > but separation dear Yin and Yang normal university people we see you next time < br > < br > nasty such as imperative]
由《阴阳师》手游改编的真人舞台剧
小猪姐姐zz：
这次出门的照片估计可以发很久了哈哈哈哈
最后一张小朋友特可爱，估计是我抢了她的木马强行入镜[笑cry]
年纪大了开始喜欢粉色🌸裙子SLY 内搭淘宝买滴 鞋子UGG 包包FENDI 眼镜Chloe 今天是小富🐷了
[这次出门的照片估计可以发很久了哈哈哈哈
最后一张小朋友特可爱，估计是我抢了她的木马强行入镜[笑cry]
年纪大了开始喜欢粉色🌸裙子SLY NaDaTaoBaoMaiDi 鞋子UGG 包包FENDI 眼镜Chloe 今天是小富🐷了 ]
大家好我是小猪姐姐～～脸即画布 美即正义
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