微博搞笑排行榜：
哪些细节，会让你对一个人的好感度骤减 ___________________________
[What are the details, will let you liking to a person fell sharply ___________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
Jony-J：
JONY J -THAILAND VLOG tRmsnps
[乔尼J泰国视频博客tRmsnps]
Rapper.来自SHOOC.Studio 工作联系：shooc@foxmail
思想聚焦：
最好的礼貌是不要多管闲事。
——狄更斯
[The best courtesy is not required. < br > < br > - Charles Dickens]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
最神奇的视频：
芯片到底是啥？为啥这么难生产？李老师分钟教你做芯片！！tRmsERP
[What are chips? Why is it so hard? Miss li min teach you do chip!!!!! tRmsERP]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
一件真实的事儿，一位普通的飞行员写于FL……愿小朋友早日康复！也愿好人一生平安🙏（by欢乐的云端之上 ）
[A real thing, an ordinary pilots was written in FL... Let children get well soon! 也愿好人一生平安🙏（by欢乐的云端之上 ） ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
财主小姐姐：
直接赞，一定要关注我和@送钱大佬 抽一位小可爱打.，不到小时开！发发发发~~ [ok]
[Directly assist, must pay attention to my and @ send big money Take out a little cute., less than hour! Have send ~ ~ [ok]]
钱我有的是，只希望能买来你的开心。
黄磊微博：
#idoltube##向往的生活# 是时候展现真正的技术了tRmFKLJg @何炅 @刘宪华Henry-Lau @彭昱畅
[# idoltube# # # of life its time to show the real technology tRmFKLJg @ ajit @ herry Henry - Lau @ Peng Yuchang]
李晨nic：
明天我负责遥控荧光棒[坏笑] tRmsEFNR
[Tomorrow Im responsible for remote glo-sticks [laugh] tRmsEFNR]
不靠天！不靠地！不靠山！不靠水！大家好！我是不靠谱！
思想聚焦：
说来奇怪。
小时候的不开心，宣泄情绪的方式往往是大哭大闹。
十几岁的难过，是拉着朋友倾诉，写大段的文字发表在自己的动态上。
而成年人难过的表达方式只有一种，那就是沉默。
—— 阿莫学长
[Strange to say. < br > not happy when I was a child, an way of expressing emotion is often cry. < br > teenage sad, is pulling friend pour out, write paragraphs of text published in their own dynamic. < br > and adults expression is only one sad, that is silent. < br > < br > - amor senior]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
林小宅-：
姐妹们.我今天快累死了...我坐错车[允悲][允悲]
真的救命了 现在在吃面.就回去洗洗睡了
发个照片就跑👌👌👌
[Sisters. Im quick dead tired today... I took [allow sad] [allow sad] < br > really help 现在在吃面.就回去洗洗睡了
发个照片就跑👌👌👌 ]
我問燕子妳為啥來 燕子說 管好妳自己
头条新闻：
#视野#【为什么你比较招蚊子的青睐？】蚊子选择对象的标准是什么？消灭蚊子最好的方式应该是什么？药物？激光？都不是！你能想象消灭蚊子的竟然是一种食物！还有一种可爱的动物也可以帮助我们找到蚊子。但现在居然有人享受被蚊子的叮咬，怎么回事？@人人视频
tRmsRHk
[View # # [why do you compare the favour of recruit mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are the criteria of selection object? What should be the best way to kill mosquitoes? Drugs? The laser? All is not! Can you imagine to eliminate mosquito turned out to be a kind of food! There is a lovely animal can also help us find the mosquito. But now people enjoy the mosquito bites, whats the matter? Everyone is video @ < br > tRmsRHk]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
新剧不能停：
#孙艺珍# #丁海寅#【《#经常请吃饭的漂亮姐姐#》第集——真儿给俊熙的留言：“谢谢你那么珍惜我，爱我，我真的不知道我会这样被人爱着~”】tRmsdofh
俊熙戴着耳机听音乐，突然听到了真儿叫“俊熙啊~俊熙啊。”
俊熙接着听，真儿给俊熙录的音：
“俊熙啊，拿着你的手机的时候，突然想起有很
[# # # # # Ding Haiyin sohn ye jin [the often eat pretty sister #, please first set to true son to itis message thank you so cherish me, love me, I really dont know I would like to be loved ~ 】 tRmsdofh < br > itis wearing headphones to listen to music, suddenly heard the true son call itis ah ~ itis ah. < br > itis then listen, true son to itis record of sound < br > itis ah, take your cell phone, all of a sudden there are]
最有深度和诚意的追剧博 合作请私信。本博剧评、图文均为原创，谢绝转载，如有抄袭必追究法律责任！
当时我就震惊了：
有生之年，你最想去看谁的演唱会？
[Lifetime, who you want to go to the concert? ]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
Happy张江：
耳朵福利，三叶声优年出生的萌妹纸#上白石萌音#，深情演唱新海诚电影《#你的名字#》片尾曲《别来无恙 》，闭上眼感觉就是三叶本人在唱歌~
[心]tRmsEwV
[Ears welfare, trilobites voice-over artists born in the year of the primary, the girl on the # # of the sound, white stone soulful singing new haicheng movie your name # # song all hail, close your eyes feel is trilobites himself singing ~ < br > tRmsEwV [heart]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
央视新闻：
【中文，乃一切中国人心灵之所托[心]】今日谷雨，也是“联合国中文日”，以纪念仓颉的贡献，扩大中文作为联合国官方语言影响力，使更多人感知中华文化。余光中先生曾说，中文乃一切中国人心灵之所托，只要中文长在，必然汉魂不休。世界上最悠久的语言之一，全球使用人数最多的语言，中文，了解一下↓↓
[【 Chinese, all is the Chinese soul [heart]] grain rain today, also is the United Nations day in Chinese, to the memory of the contribution changjie, expand the influence as a United Nations official in Chinese language, make more people awareness of Chinese culture. Mr Yu guangzhong said, all Chinese are Chinese mind, as long as the Chinese in long, inevitable hanyun endlessly. One of the oldest languages in the world, the language spoken by the largest number of people around the world, Chinese, know about the left left]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
人民日报：
【夜读：原来，你的努力只是说说而已】人生的路不好走，每一步都算数。有的人在想办法继续走，有的人在找理由撤退跑。今天你不愿付出汗水，明天就只能看着强大绝尘而去。成功的路，不是太难走，只是太多的人在梦里踏过了千山万水，醒来的时候已是日上三竿。 tRmsmknI
[【 night originally, your efforts are just saying that 】 the road of life is bad, every step counts. Some people looking for ways to continue to walk, some people are looking for reasons to retreat. You dont want to pay a sweat today, tomorrow can only look at strong sped away. Road of success, not too difficult to walk, just too many people in the dream stepping over the mountains, is already late in the morning when you wake up. tRmsmknI]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
每日经济新闻：
【好治愈！美食博主做寿司，猫咪全程认真“观摩”[憧憬]】油管博主Jun记录了自己制作美式寿司的全过程。和清爽的日式寿司不同，美式寿司就算没有蘸料味道也能很好吃。寿司配上猫和音乐，这样生活场景也太温馨了吧～ @全球视频大魔王 tRmgNGu
[【 cure! Food bloggers do sushi, cat carefully all the view [hope]] tubing blogger Jun recorded the whole process of making American sushi. And refreshing Japanese sushi, sushi American even without the dip taste can also is very good. Sushi with music, and cats life also too sweet ~ @ global video archenemy tRmgNGu]
中国主流财经全媒体。每经网nbd
Marco_徐晓峰：
一会牛市来了，一会股灾来了，一会又牛市来了。
一会中国有多强大已超越美国，一会中国还弱和美国差很多年，一会中国又强大了远超美国了。
一会这样……
一会那样……
这微博上的精神病人真多。
[For a bull market is coming, a moment a crash comes, and the bull market. < br > a moment how powerful China has surpassed the United States, while China is still weak and poor for many years in the United States, China is stronger than the United States again for a while. < br > a moment like this... < br > a moment like that... < br > this weibo so many mental patients. ]
专注投资和宏观经济研究
旅行酱：
你一直操心的事 会有一个好结果
[You always worry about There will be a good result]
世界那么大我们一起去旅行 微博攻略均来自粉丝投稿 合作 QQ
银教授：
人的痛苦来自执念，比如你为一个无法得到的人而难过，其实得到了也未必开心。你真正想要的不是那个人，而是一个验证。可人生岔路何其多，你不可能验证每件事，得到了张三，还会想李四。遗憾是客观存在无法消灭的,这就是为什么要放下执念，因为无法消灭的东西，你只能放下。
[People suffering from obsession, such as you for a couldnt be sad, in fact is not happy. Thats not what you really want, but a validation. But fork in the road of life so much, you cant verify everything and got the zhang SAN, also want to li si. Regret is objective existence cannot be wiped out, thats why want to put down the obsession, because cannot put something out, you can only put down. ]
先别取关，万一好笑呢？
向往的生活：
#向往的生活# #你有多久没洗头# 什么？@徐峥 老师洗头了？托尼@何炅 和哥哥@黄磊微博 新店开张喜迎首位客人，得到极高的赞誉！tRmshwz
[# # # of life # how long have you didnt wash your hair? @ Xu Zheng teacher shampoo? Tony @ @ Huang Leiwei ajit and brother bo opened new stores celebrate the first guest, get high praise! tRmshwz]
小野妹子学吐槽：
好的，请造句。
[Ok, please make a sentence. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪体育：
完美展示运动天赋！乔丹生涯最强扣篮合集，“飞人”的外号绝非浪得虚名！#高光时刻# tRmkUkq
[Perfect display sports talent! Jordans career best dunk collection, the nickname of air is not wave get hollow reputation. # # tRmkUkq highlights moments]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
CNU_blank：
评论区自由发作品吧！
[The comments section freedom in work! ]
空白
全球娱乐趣事：
马云励志演讲，我知道有很多事情等着我去做，我要用努力去证明自己。即使被质疑了年，我也毫不在乎。[good] tRmsXzcK
[Ma motivational speech, I know there are a lot of things waiting for me to do, I want to use to prove himself. Even been questioned the years, I also dont care about. [good] tRmsXzcK]
知名娱乐博主。
孙坚：
明天我负责呐喊，撕心裂肺的呐喊@潘瑋柏
[Tomorrow Im in charge of cry, tore heart crack lung cry @ pan weibo]
工作联络方式：乐男 lenanwang@
楊丞琳：
視頻分享[来] tRmsEej
[视平tRmsEej分享[来]]
工作洽談：+ 高先生
人民网：
【无需健身器械，随时随地锻炼核心肌群！[加油]】每天早上起床或下班回家抽空练一组，让整个人精神焕发！初次练习建议根据体能减少每个动作的次数，之后逐渐增加。@人人视频 tRmddmK
[【 no fitness equipment, exercise the core muscles anytime and anywhere! [oil]] or come home from work I get up in the morning to practice a set of the entire people refreshed! First practice Suggestions according to the physical ability to reduce the number of each movement, after gradually increasing. @ all video tRmddmK]
报道全球 传播中国
休闲璐：
开心一刻
[Happy moment]
咕咕咕
王铜根：
电，毫无疑问是极好的东西，我爱电，电让世界美好。但电作为汽车的驱动能源，就特别低能。
假设有一天电动汽车能够做到：分钟充满、正常使用续航+（不要整什么NEDC这种幺蛾子，更不要说什么等速巡航之类的屁）、电池寿命十五年起步，以及充电站像加油站一样发达，那电动车相对燃油车也不存在优势
[Electricity, there is no doubt that is a wonderful thing, I love the electric power make the world better. But electric energy sources as a car driver, especially low energy. < br > < br > suppose one day electric cars can do minutes, normal use life + (not what the NEDC this moth, not to mention what such as constant speed cruise fart), battery life years, as well as charging stations developed like a gas station, the relative fuel electric car there is no advantage]
合作联系tigen@
张沫凡MOMO：
教你一只口红画整脸~ tRmkKOG
[Teach you a ~ tRmkKOG lipstick painted the whole face]
微博订阅：张沫凡MOMO 微信订阅：张沫凡MOMO
韩国me2day：
【JTBC】#经常请吃饭的漂亮姐姐#,尹真儿和徐俊熙的恋情被弟弟发现...真儿十分担心今后如何面对家人朋友.俊熙别担心,挨揍的都我来就行.真儿抿着小嘴义正言辞道我不会让亲爱的一个人挨揍的!(敲可爱)俊熙别担心,我会做好的.真儿不做好试试,小拳拳捶你哦![喵喵]漂亮姐姐今晚又Get了一项撒娇技
[【 JTBC 】 # # please eat pretty sister, often Yin Zhen son and Xu Junxi relationship found by brother... True son is very worried about how to deal with family and friends in the future. Itis dont worry, all beaten me. True son sipping small mouth righteousness is words, I will not let my dear one beaten! Knock (cute) itis dont worry, Ill do. True son never try, little fall beat you! [meow] beautiful sister tonight and Get a pet]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
噗嗤大叔：
-年出生的位女演员群像 这些女神简直美翻了[心] tRmFidAB
[Portraits of - born in the year of the actress The goddess was fabulous tRmFidAB [heart]]
合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务） 公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
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