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微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
胡一天啊：
不知不觉#二十四小时# 第三季结束了，与大家初次见面的情形还恍如昨日，大家从不熟悉到成为朋友，此刻却突然要说再见，顿时百感交集。
我的队长小志哥@夢想家林志穎 ，如果我说我是听您的歌长大的，你应该不会生气吧？哈哈，当初知道自己会和小志哥组队时，心里还是有些小紧张的。小志哥真的是一位特
[Unconsciously # # hours in the third quarter ended, the situation seems like yesterday, also with all of you first met you never familiar to become friends, at this moment suddenly want to say goodbye, suddenly mixed feelings. < br > < br > I am the captain of the little brother @ dreamer look, if I said that I grew up listening to your song, you should not angry? Ha ha, know that they will be when combined with a little elder brother, for their heart was a little nervous. A little elder brother is really a special]
工作邮箱：huyitianwork@
韩东君ElvisHan：
社会我君哥，人皮话不多～[允悲][允悲] tRmOiJ
[Society, I am your elder brother skin few words ~ [allow sad] [allow sad] tRmOiJ]
话剧《山楂树之恋》饰 老三 《无心法师》饰 无心《大好时光》饰 罗一洋 仙五改编《云之凡》饰 云凡 邮箱 @qq 电话 赵萌 --
Ent_evo：
同性恋是一种“不自然”的现象吗？
人类还没有在自然界里发现任何一种没有同性性行为的动物——除了那些根本连性都没有的。自然界的同性性行为不但极其普遍，而且花样百出。譬如长颈鹿这样的物种，同性间的性行为甚至比异性之间还要多得多；又如在企鹅里反复观察到，不少雄性企鹅同性伴侣就算面对雌性
[The homosexuality is one kind of the phenomenon of unnatural? < br > < br > has not been found in nature a kind of any human no gay sex animals -- but who doesnt even have sex at all. Nature of same-sex sexual behaviour not only extremely popular, and playful tricks. Such as the giraffe such species, homosexual sex even more than heterosexual; And as in the penguin repeatedly observed that many male penguins gay couples even in the face of female]
思想聚焦：
假如你下午四点钟来，那么从三点钟起我就开始感到高兴。
—— 《小王子》
[If you come at four o clock in the afternoon, so I began to feel happy since three o clock. < br > < br > - the little prince,]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
人民日报：
【公积金有啥用+怎么用？分钟视频告诉你！】住房公积金是单位为在职职工缴纳的长期住房储金。交了这么多年，你知道公积金该怎么用吗？公积金还有哪些“隐藏技能”？戳视频↓↓给你科普关于公积金的那些事儿~tRmSRij 转给需要的TA！
[The accumulation fund has dice + how does it work? Minutes video tell you! The public accumulation fund for housing construction is a unit for on-the-job worker pay long-term housing savings. Made for so many years, do you know how to use accumulation fund of the? Accumulation fund what hidden skills? Poke video left left science about the accumulation fund to you those things down ~ tRmSRij to need TA! ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
袁立：
哇塞，好美👻[笑cry]
[哇塞，好美👻[笑cry] ]
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土豪霸霸：
五箱柠檬茶 五箱冰阔乐 抽一个崽送
承包你整个夏天的饮料 可折现块
直接赞 明天就开 一定记得把关注点上[吃瓜]
[Five cases of cases of ice lemon tea rich music usually smoke a send < br > the contract you can discount the whole summer drinks block < br > directly assist tomorrow must remember to focus on open [to eat the melon]]
钱不多 包养你们足够了。
张歆艺：
越吃越美越美越吃
[The more you have, the more beautiful the more beautiful the more to eat]
好人好面，恶人恶语。施主珍重。
呆十三：
至理名言
[Words of wisdom]
原ID@我的朋友是个呆B
天天美食推荐：
大馅肉饼，注意一点你的饼也能薄如纸，肉馅这样调和饭店味道一样！[馋嘴] tRmOJxxV
[Large stuffing meat pie, note your bread can be as thin as paper, meat so harmonic hotel as taste! [available] tRmOJxxV]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：
回忆专用小马甲：
饲主们分享了一些与猫咪的温馨日常，怎么说呢，百感交集……[拜拜]
[Owners who share some with cat warm everyday, how to say, mixed feelings... [bynum]]
《愿无岁月可回头》
周洁琼_OFFICIAL：
有请#周洁琼#带来Lose Control😎 tRmOauV
[有请#周洁琼#带来Lose Control😎 tRmOauV ]
PLEDIS Ent. 周洁琼官方微博 工作联络 globalbusiness@pledis.co.kr
英国那些事儿：
用尽年都没让强奸女儿的罪犯归案.. 绝望中，这个父亲选择铤而走险，用自己的方式进行复仇……
[Used in all didnt let her daughters rape criminals to justice.. In desperation, the father choose desperate, in their own way to revenge... ]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
阿杰729：
出棚看了一眼百万了。。。本来想给大家唱个歌的，但是这嗓子实在不给力！！配音的话控制一下还能录，但是唱歌还是需要气息相对比较稳的，所以唱得音稍微拖长一点就会咳。大家等等，嗓子一好我马上录！
再次感谢大家！！
鞠躬！！！
[羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒]
[The tent glanced at us... Originally want to sing a song for everybody, but this voice is not to force!!!!! Singing voice control also can record, but still need to breath is relatively stable, so the singing sound a little bit long will cough. Everyone, and so on, a good Ill record the voice! < br > thank you again!!!!! < br > bow!!!!!! < br > [shame clicking] [shame clicking] [shame clicking]]
工作邀约请发邮件至：@joyousound，谢谢！
wu2198：
你最希望其灭亡的国家是什么？[思考][思考][思考]
[What is its destruction of country do you most admire? [thinking] [thinking] [thinking]]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
我和基友的日常：
很多人没看过发财树开花，发财树每年开花两次，比昙花一现时间还短暂。
祝看见这条微博的朋友事事顺利，发发发~🙏🏻
[A lot of people havent seen the rich tree flower, rich tree flower twice a year, more than a flash in the pan time is short.
祝看见这条微博的朋友事事顺利，发发发~🙏🏻 ]
欢迎私信爆料与基友甜蜜或搞笑的日常 傲娇CP→@我与老公的日常
何炅：
@王彦霖 你要笑死我哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[@ Wang Yanlin Do you want to laugh die me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
新京报：
【广州医生发帖称鸿毛药酒是毒药，涉损害商誉被跨省抓捕】因在网上发帖称“鸿毛药酒是毒药”，广州医生谭秦东遭内蒙古自治区凉城县警方抓捕。谭秦东所涉嫌罪名为“损害商品声誉罪”，内蒙古鸿茅国药股份有限公司称，谭秦东的文章造成了余万的退货损失，严重损害了公司声誉。但谭秦东的家人称，谭
[【 doctor of guangzhou post said a feather medicated wine is poison, involving damage to goodwill] across the province captured by Posting on the Internet a feather medicated wine is poison, guangzhou doctor Tan Qin east liangcheng county police arrest by Inner Mongolia autonomous region. Tan Qin east alleged charges of the crime of damage to the goods reputation, hong MAO in Inner Mongolia national medicine co., LTD., said Tan Qin east article caused more return loss, serious damage to the companys reputation. But Tan Qin east family says, tan]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
健身女王范：
【天的暴瘦减脂操 半月甩斤不是梦】国外最近非常火的减脂健身操，减脂塑形甩肉，坚持半个月减脂健身不是梦，不少朋友表示亲测有用！马了跟着音乐跳起来[赞] #盛夏倒计时# tRnFkdU
[【 day suddenly and violently reduced fat thin fuck and a half months left jin is not just a dream 】 abroad recently very fire reduced fat setting-up exercise, reduce fat shape to jilt meat, reduced fat fitness insist on half a month is not a dream, a lot of friends say kiss measuring useful! Horse jumped with music [who] # # midsummer countdown tRnFkdU]
爱健身，爱生活
全球顶尖摄影：
川藏线，总有一些见闻，触动你的灵魂。
（你可以不理解，但是请尊重。）
[Sichuan-tibet highway, there are some stories, touches your soul. < br > (you may not understand, but please respect. ]
欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，你值得拥有！合作QQ：
央视新闻：
【一图｜新一轮网约车大战要开始了 打车会更便宜吗？[思考]】近日，美团、携程和高德地图相继高调进入网约车市场，欲与滴滴分庭抗礼。三家巨头为何会在此时纷纷“亮剑”？司机、乘客有何反应一图看懂↓
[[a figure | new network about car war began to take a taxi will be cheaper? [thinking]] recently, the regiment, ctrip and Scott map about car market one after another into the net, with drops. Why three giants have at this time strong-arm reaction? Drivers, passengers have reaction a figure understand left]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
Happy张江：
大写的实用！，#分钟英语音标读音示范#，纯正的英语发音&脸部口型展示。。可以帮你正确提高英语发音的方式，反复跟读模仿，你的口语水平将提升一大截。对四六级口试、考研复试、工作面试，都有很大帮助，mark[话筒]cr.网络miaopaishowb~cqth~dEFomNLK~DnfaqscIRiRoyGvIloWw__.htm
[Capital of practical! , English phonetic pronunciation demonstration # # minutes, pure English pronunciation & mouth show face.. Can help you improve your English pronunciation right way, again and again to imitate, your spoken English will improve a lot. For oral test band and band , ones deceased father grind the second interview, job interview, have very big help, mark [microphone] cr. The network miaopaishowb ~ CQTH ~ dEFomNLK ~ DnfaqscIRiRoyGvIloWw__. HTM]
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Yesung110684：
这周下课时间快一点吧 😔
[ZheZhouXiaKeShiJianKuaiYiDianBa 😔 ]
人民网：
【大娘被外卖小哥撞倒不让担责：孩子，你快走吧】近日，潍坊一名外卖小哥撞倒了一位骑自行车的大妈，大妈坐在地上一直催着让外卖小哥走。大妈说，他打工挣钱不容易，自己有医保，可以报销。@梨视频 tRmOcJYz
[【 woman knocked down by take-away little elder brother dont let the liability children, you are quick to go 】 recently, weifang a take-away little elder brother knocked down a a bike Boyle, aunt drives to sit on the ground have been take-out little elder brother go. Boyle said he work to earn money not easy, you have health insurance, can submit an expense account. @ pear video tRmOcJYz]
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魏大勋：
#二十四小时# 第三季今晚就要收官了，超级不舍！十分幸运这段时间能和时空商队的大家一起去到那么多美好的地方，留下了这么多难忘的回忆~
感谢《二十四小时》第三季，让大家看到了更真实的我。听说有人变成了我的“音饭”，天天催我发专辑；听说有人变成了我的“笑饭”是因为我的笑容很下饭；还听说
[# # hours in the third quarter is going to finish off tonight, dont give up! Very lucky this time and the space and time the caravan of everyone to go to so many good places, leaving so many unforgettable memories ~ < br > < br > thank you for the third season of hours, let you see the real me better. I heard someone into my rice, push me everyday hair album; I heard someone into my orders rice because of my smile is very; Also heard that]
工作请联系：weidx@vip.qq
杨桐Y：
今天天气好好,春游的感觉
[Today the weather was good, the feeling of spring outing]
同道大叔：
A 水瓶，天秤，射手，双子
B 金牛，摩羯，处女，天蝎
C 白羊，狮子，巨蟹，双鱼
如果一定要你选一组当朋友，一组当恋人，一组当对手，你会怎么选。
[A Aquarius, libra, Sagittarius, Gemini < br > B Taurus, Capricorn, virgo, Scorpio < br > C Aries, lion and cancer, Pisces < br > if you have to choose A set as A friend, A group of when A lover, A group of when rivals, what would you choose. ]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
李现ing：
#idoltube# #南方有乔木# 常剑雄，你是真傻假傻装傻还是装可爱的傻？tRmBwUz
[# # # idoltube# south have trees Chang Jianxiong, you are really cute silly silly false silly to be still hold? tRmBwUz]
Stupid is as stupid does…
草图君：
你们见过红色感叹号吗？[允悲]
[Have you ever seen a red exclamation mark? [allow sad]]
🙋🏻♂️ 工作请联系：@qq
秋田六千：
短短十秒钟让我笑了五分钟哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 tRmOCUyB
[Just ten seconds let me laugh for five minutes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRmOCUyB]
哇
乖乖与臭臭的妈：
泡面盒子蛋糕+燕麦薄片饼干+聊天（奖：海氏烤箱柏翠面包机蓝带坊味悠长乐葵） #感恩有你#tRmOXuC（下载App->tRnlXNsd）
[Instant noodles cake box + oat chip cookies + chat (award to heideggers oven petrus bread machine blue ribbon fang very long lekue) # # thankful you tRmOXuC (download App - > tRnlXNsd)]
秒拍：
刘德华《岁》，唱到最后他哭了！时光流逝，越发怀念儿时岁月[心]tRmOXBpp
[Andy lau age, singing in the end he cried! As time goes by, the more miss [heart] tRmOXBpp childhood years]
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激进的壁纸喵：
快转赞啦！！！
转发里揪一位直接打你元
一定要关.注我和@爱上护肤的丸子酱
号开[ok]
[Quick turn praise!!!!!!!!!!! < br > in the forwarding pulled a direct hit you yuan < br > must be closed. Note I fall in love with skin balls sauce and @ # < br > open [ok]]
来啦？关.注喵喵，收了壁纸会变美噢。
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