国民老岳父公：
堵门的后果 tRmxBtCs
[The consequences of blocking door tRmxBtCs]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
城南邮局：
刚吃饭的时候旁边坐了两个女孩子，一直在聊工作。老板事逼，同事龟毛，抱怨了半天。快吃完的时候其中一个突然说：你看，我们现在只会为这些鸡毛蒜皮的人心烦，上学的时候，我们只会聊喜欢的人啊。
我听着有点感慨，长大真挺讨厌的，我们不得不被无关紧要的事情牵绊，每天仅仅保证生活正常运转不出差错
[Just sit next to the two girls, when you eat has been working in the chat. The boss things, colleagues finicky, complain about half a day. Fast eat one of them suddenly say you see, we now will only upset for these trivia and at school, we can only talk like man. < br > I listen to a little sigh with emotion, grow up, I really hate the things we have to be irrelevant stumbles, a day just to ensure normal operation life dont make any mistakes]
我有微信号啦（kankannb）快来找我玩~
EXO-CBX_official：
#EXO-CBX# 《#花曜日#》（#Blooming Day#） MV 🎬👇🏻
tRmxrQyE
[#EXO-CBX# 《#花曜日#》（#Blooming Day#） MV 🎬👇🏻
tRmxrQyE ]
思想聚焦：
生活中好用不贵的东西合集 先收藏再慢慢看
[In the life to use inexpensive things collection collection first, then take your time]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
头条新闻：
【国家市场监管总局：廊坊等城被列为今年传销重点整治城市】国家市场监督管理总局日前发布进一步加强打击传销工作的意见，将廊坊、北海、南宁、南京、武汉、长沙、南昌、贵阳、合肥、西安、桂林市列为年传销重点整治城市。支持请转！
[The state administration of market regulation langfang city is listed as a pyramid scheme this year focus on city 】 the national market administration has issued the opinions of the work to further strengthen against pyramid selling, the langfang, beihai, nanning, nanjing, wuhan, changsha, nanchang, guiyang, hefei, xi an, guilin key in pyramid selling on a city. Support please turn! ]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
韩国me2day：
【SMTOWN】#EXO-CBX#回归新专主打曲
[# SMTOWN 】 【 exobiology CBX# regression new flagship song < Blooming Day > MV public ~ heart empty unit back at last! See ~ [kiss] tRmxdQx every day]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
colouration：
甜甜的十元～
[Sweet ten yuan ~]
ʚ˙Ꙫ˙ɞ
美男子：
点赞，明天抽一位打吃火锅，想吃的东西都点上，一次过足瘾[haha]
[Thumb up, take a dozen tomorrow to eat hot pot, like to eat things, one foot addiction (haha)]
叫哥
September记录一切美好：
最近有啥电视综艺电视剧的好看的推荐推荐我呀？哪国的都行哈哈哈 ，要么直接安利我你的偶像啊本命啊都行哈哈哈哈
[Recently have what TV variety show good recommended me? Which country will do ha ha ha, or directly amway I your idol in this life will do ha ha ha ha]
非卖家无链接不代购不开网店不广告不推广不合作全自费买私人博地盘不回私不随便交友不推荐店铺UK混油心得分享随心记录爱信不信非包子会回击
IBabeee：
万云豪这个做作的男孩 叫我拍照 自己一直带个口罩[作揖]
[Wan Yunhao the affectation of boy call I take pictures I always take a mask [bowing]]
-hi我是iris-
当时我就震惊了：
妈......真的真的真的不能再放盐了啊！[允悲][允悲]
[Mom... Really really really cant put any salt! [allow sad] [allow sad]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
Poppy-乔小厨：
赞里送一套吧 tRmxByOn
[Send a right tRmxByOn praise]
常年减肥的吃货一枚 经营淘宝美妆美服店铺：
MikeAngelo中国：
Practicing my Chinese while waiting for the flight [哈哈][作揖]
[Practicing my Chinese while waiting for the flight (ha ha) [bowing]]
工作请联系：info@dnfpictures
最神奇的视频：
原来梳毛这么酥胡，一脸满足的小确幸[可爱] tRmxgzer
[Original carding so crisp hu, a face of meet the small indeed fortunate [lovely] tRmxgzer]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，
YouTube热门：
【转！步带你听懂%的英语[太开心]】原来字幕是耽搁听力进步的罪魁祸首！这段视频告诉你，跟着做这个步，个月后，你就能听懂%的英语对话。①不要试图理解，只是听。②坚持下去，要把听到的内容分成块，提出问题。③关掉字幕。④有时闭上眼睛，精力会更集中。 tRmMDOyO
[【 step turn! Take you understand [quite happy]] % of the English original subtitle is the culprit delayed hearing progress! This period of video to tell you, follow to do this step, months later, you will be able to understand what % of English conversation. ) dont try to understand, just listen to. () stick with it, are divided into blocks, to hear some questions. () turn off the subtitles. . Close your eyes, sometimes will be more focused. tRmMDOyO]
微博知名视频评论博主商务洽谈QQ：
头条新闻：
【意不意外？ 逃犯听张学友的演唱会 被人像识别认出落网】日晚，张学友南昌演唱会开演后没多久，民警就在演出中心的看台上将一名男子带离现场。据警方介绍，男子姓敖，岁，江西人，被列为网上追逃。前往现场看演唱会时被智慧安保人像识别功能锁定，让民警在茫茫人海中找到他。tRmxWQk
[【 meaning not surprised? The escaped prisoner to Jacky cheungs concert was portrait recognition recognize arrested Sunday night, Jacky cheung nanchang not long after the concert started, police will stand in the center of the performance will be a man away from the scene. According to police, man surnamed ao, age, jiangxi people, is listed as online pursuit. To the scene to see when the concert was intelligent security lock like recognition, let the police in the boundless huge crowd to find him. tRmxWQk]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
使劲儿！使劲儿！！再使劲儿！！！终于拽掉了。。。这是谁绑的你给我站出来！[允悲][允悲][允悲] tRmxgk
[Willing! Willing!!!!! Willing again!!!!!! Finally pulled off... This is who tied you stand up for me! [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRmxgk]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
Happy张江：
部从头笑到尾的#喜剧电影#，先M，不开心的时候记得看哦[爱你]
[Department head smile to the end of # # comedy movies, M first, unhappy remember oh love you []]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
新浪体育：
今年岁的英国男星杰森-斯坦森如今依然一身肌肉，胸肌和腹肌堪比健美冠军，他也被评为好莱坞最健美男星排行榜冠军！近日杰森在接受采访时表示，当年他在英国跳水队时苦练的基本功给了他很好的基础，现在他每天都要进行一个小时的器械训练，完美肌肉的背后全是汗水。来看看他的运动训练写真！！
[This year at the age of British actor Jason statham is still a muscle, chest and abdominal muscle as champion bodybuilder, he also was named Hollywoods most handsome actor charts! Jason said in an interview recently, when he was diving in the UK practice background gave him a good foundation, he now for an hour every day instrument training, perfect muscle behind is full of sweat. To see his photo in sports training!!!!! ]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
堂妈小厨：
堂妈下午烤了蔓越莓饼干和玛格丽特[心]
[Don mom in the afternoon the cranberry baked biscuits and Margaret [heart]]
堂妈是个全职妈妈，职业就是母亲和妻子。自己觉得其实幸福很简单，就是和爱的人一起吃顿饭，吃饭的意义不在乎吃的是什么，只在乎和谁一起吃！
股社区：
郑斧要求今日头条永久关停内涵段子产品，原因是格调低俗，不知道快手现在是不是瑟瑟发抖…我没用过内涵段子，大致知道就是年轻人在上面发搞笑视频的平台，这次连整改的机会都没有，直接秒杀。总觉得怪怪的，弘扬正能量是很有必要，但老百姓的娱乐也没有必要都一本正经端着。
[Zheng axe for todays headlines shut permanently connotation jokes products, the reason is that style is vulgar, dont know whether well quickly now shivering... Ive never used the connotation of jokes, is roughly know young people in the above hair funny video platform, even have no chance to rectify this, directly. Always feel very strange, it is necessary to carry forward the positive energy is, but the common people, theres no need for entertainment with solemnity. ]
有可能是被抄袭次数最多的证券微博。微信号：gushequ
英国那些事儿：
推特上的手控妹子们…. 看到好看的手简直要把控不住了…..
[Twitter hand control of the girls... . See the beautiful hand to hold not to live... .. ]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
新浪娱乐：
【今日头条“内涵段子”App及公众号被责令永久关停】国家广播电视总局在督察“今日头条”网站整改工作中，发现该公司组织推送的“内涵段子”客户端软件和相关公众号存在导向不正、格调低俗等突出问题，引发网民强烈反感。为维护网络视听节目传播秩序，清朗互联网空间视听环境，依据相关法规的规定，总
[【 today the headline connotation jokes App and the public, was ordered to shut permanently 】 the state administration of radio and television supervision todays headline rectification work of the site, discovered that the connotation of jokes for the company organization to push the client software and the relevant public exist such outstanding problems as guide, tastelessness, cause strong dislike Internet users. For maintaining the order of Internet audio-visual program transmission and clear Internet audio-visual space environment, according to the provisions of relevant laws and regulations, and the total]
新浪娱乐
马伯庸：
哈哈哈，这本书不错，以后写江湖骗子可以用上。
[Ha ha ha, this book is good, can write a charlatan after use. ]
朴实刚健，情绪多变，事少食烦，低调爱现。
澎湃新闻：
【公交司机背残疾乘客上下车：举手之劳[赞]】tRmxBDE 月日，河南漯河一名拄拐杖眼神不太好的残疾乘客想要乘坐公交车。路公交车司机秦师傅主动背其上车，又背其下车，并给乘客指路。这一行为引发网友点赞。秦师傅说这是举手之劳，以后碰见还会做。（视频来源：网络）
[Disabled passengers boarding the bus driver easy [who]] tRmxBDE month day, henan luo river a on crutches look less good disabled passenger wants to ride the bus. Bus driver qin master the initiative back to the car, back off, and to direct passengers. This behavior caused netizens thumb up. Qin teacher said it was easy, met will do in the future. (video sources network)]
有内涵的时政新媒体
人民日报：
【中国在瓦努阿图建设军事基地？】外交部发言人耿爽：一句话，fake news（假新闻）。（记者温云松）
[Chinese military base construction in vanuatu? Foreign ministry spokesman GengShuang in a word, fake news (false). (reporter Winston has)]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
评述员詹俊：
枕戈以待，今晚不见不散！
[Pillow for, be there or be square tonight! ]
稀土部队：
年一部天完成的两百万小成本电影《心迷宫》深深迷住了我，忻钰坤三个字横空出现！我一直认为这个为数不多会讲故事的年轻导演好似一枚定时炸弹，时候到了他定会像火山般炸裂。《暴裂无声》是他的第二部作品，依旧高水准，简明而有力。男主角很出色，他演一失语者，全片无台词，他无声的愤怒，无声的
[In a day to complete two million small cost movie heart labyrinth deeply fascinated me, three words exploded XinYuKun! I always thought that this one will not tell a story of young director like a time bomb, it is time he will be like a volcano burst. The critical crack silent is the second part of his works, still high level, simply and effectively. The hero very well, hes a aphasiac, film lines, his silent anger, silent]
醒醒妈妈
冷笑话精选：
随着全国大面积升温，不同衣服的折叠方法，你一定用得上tRmxrdp
[As the large area, different clothes folding method, you must use tRmxrdp]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
皓伦王明川：
论教育的重要性！这孩子比我懂得还多……[允悲]，思路太清晰了！[笑cry][赞]（魅搭师sara）#皓伦王明川# tRmxdGTX
[The importance of the theory of education! The child is more than I know... [allow sad], train of thought is clear! [laughing cry] [great] (charm by teacher Sara) # # hao lun Wang Mingchuan tRmxdGTX]
微博为书，学习领悟，懂得自己的愚昧才有智慧。个人行为，自娱自乐。（图片来自于网络）
ins美图控：
女生的胃真的很神奇，我真的只吃一点点[doge]
[Girls stomach really amazing, I really only eat a little bit [doge]]
分享 ins美图 美食 壁纸 明星
陪你走遍世界的微博：
发布了头条文章：《今天蓝筹上涨是为了明天更好的下跌》 tRmxdvna
[Today released the headline blue-chip up is in order to better tomorrow down tRmxdvna]
没有部落，没有收费qq群，不代客理财，不公开授课。所有出现的全部是假的，是骗子。大家一定要小心！
央视新闻：
#聚焦博鳌#【谈谈大宗商品“新周期”】今天，博鳌分论坛邀请到位嘉宾对大宗商品“新周期”展开讨论。 美联储缩表、加息，主要央行相继收紧货币政策，将如何影响大宗商品走势？大宗商品行情“超前”、“透支”，处于中下游的实体经济应如何避免受损？ 看#央视新闻微直播#↓ tRmxgTR .
[# # focus boao talk about the new period commodities today, BBS boao points invited guests in place for commodities new period. The feds table, raising interest rates, central Banks have been tightening monetary policy, how will affect the movements of the commodity? Commodity prices advance and overdraft, in the middle and lower reaches of the real economy should be how to avoid the damage? Look at # # micro CCTV news broadcast left tRmxgTR down.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
王尼玛：
我们玩成语接龙吧，评论区发出你的成语，别人去接吧！
[Lets play idioms solitaire, comments you idioms, others to pick up! ]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
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