2018年4月22日星期日

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北美吐槽君:
    “我到底该不该用柯南的bgm代替婚礼进行曲?” ​​​
[What the hell am I should substitute the BGM of conan wedding march? ​​​]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

_BloveFeather_:
    #林彦俊# 帅哥出街了@林彦俊 ​​​
[# Lin Yanjun # @ Lin Yanjun handsome boy out of the street]


💓不是站子,偶尔发图记录可可爱爱而已^^💓

这不是历史:
    刘墉给女儿交朋友的十五个叮咛[心]既是恋爱指导,也是远离渣男的指南! ​​​
[Liu yong to make friends daughter one [heart] is not only love guidance, is away from cheating philandering the feelings of the mans guide! ​​​]


只要你认真,历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。 合作联系QQ:

Mercury0824_林彦俊个站:
    #林彦俊# 🍬#ninepercent-林彦俊#

「若你是一陣春天里的風

那我一定是最遠的風箏」

@林彦俊 ​​​

[#林彦俊# 🍬#ninepercent-林彦俊#

「若你是一阵春天里的风

那我一定是最远的风筝」

@林彦俊 ​​​]



环游是无趣 至少可以陪着你@林彦俊

正能量录:
    看到一句有意思的话:同样都是搁置了一个月,橙子才开始皱皮而苹果却已经腐烂了,所以说脸皮厚对于生命的意义非常重大。 ​ ​​​
[See one of interesting the same is put on hold for a month, wrinkled skin and oranges to apple has rotted away, so thick-skinned are very important to the meaning of life. ​ ​​​]


每天正能量!商务合作请加qq:

金敬雅JJ:
    用善意的心情去理解别人的话,会让世界单纯美好容易。世界如此之大,我却能幸运地遇见一些人。 ​​​
[With good mood to understand what others say, will make the world a simple easy to good. The world is so big, but I can be lucky enough to meet some people. ​​​]


人生就是这样

王巍w:
    夜半醒来,翻开这本书,一口气读了一半,以前看过斯通写的梵高传。毕沙罗和这一群伟大的艺术家们的画,我都很熟悉,但斯通让他们的生活栩栩如生。第一次知道,当年的落选者沙龙居然是拿破仑三世亲自批准并驾到开幕的!法国皇帝的艺术水准与宽容让我肃然起敬。毕沙罗与女仆的爱情,塞尚、马奈、莫奈、德 ​​​
[Midnight wake up, opened the book, one breath read half, previously seen stone written by van gogh. Pissarro and a group of great artists painting, I am very familiar with, but the stone to make their life to life. Know for the first time, all the also-ran salon was napoleon iii personally approved and opened!!!!! The art of French emperor level let me respect and tolerance. The love pissarro and maid, Cezanne, manet, monet, Germany]


有感而发 不平则鸣 做我所能 爱我所做 wangwei@mergers-china

Houson猴姆:
    《复仇者联盟:无限战争》曝光极清新海报!!这才是正确的打开方式!!![允悲][笑cry][哈哈] ​​​
[The avengers alliance infinite wars exposure very pure and fresh and poster!!!!! This is the right way to open!!!!!! [allow sad] [laugh cry] (ha ha)]


这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

古城钟楼:
    【寅时】铛~铛~铛~ ​​​
[Dang ~ thunk ~ dang YinShi 】 【 ~]


西安钟楼初建于明洪武十七年,当时我位于西大街以北广济街口的迎样观,这一位置正在唐长安城的中轴线上,也是五代、宋、元时长安城的中心。

MarcusRashford19:
    Great win! @曼联足球俱乐部
Wembley, see you very soon! ​​​

[Great win! < br > @ Manchester united football club Wembley, see you very soon! ​​​]


Dedi:
    只等你一个放手 ​​​
[Waiting for you only one let go]


迫不得已在互联网上卖屁股的鸡

直男发言bot:
    x号机深夜失眠,决定做一个树洞活动。
#今夜你又为何无法入睡呢?#
欢迎倾倒负能量,一扫而空后开始之后的美丽生活。[皱眉] ​​​

[X machine night suffer from insomnia, decided to make a hollow tree. < br > # and why you cant fall asleep tonight? # < br > welcome dumping of negative energy, swept away after after the start of a beautiful life. [at]]


一个收集直男发言的bot | 工作邮箱:znfybot@

巴萨美图:
    起床了吗!快来打卡[doge] ​​​
[Get up! Come and clock in [doge]]


本博更新关于巴塞罗那足球俱乐部的各种美图,记录巴萨的每个瞬间!图片均来自网络!如有侵权!请告知!在此感谢各位摄影师!♡半个私人号♡

娱蜀黍:
    年前赵丽颖因家庭条件问题放弃了考空姐,只是毕业后在一家百货公司做售货员。幸亏遇到了伯乐冯小刚 ​​​
[Years ago li-ying zhao gave up on a flight attendant because of family problems, just as a shop assistant in a department store after graduation. Luckily met bole, feng xiaogang]


知名娱乐资讯博主,娱评人,明星资讯博主。

Marco_徐晓峰:
    【美国财长努钦:正考虑前往中国商谈贸易问题】新浪美股讯 北京时间月日凌晨消息,在中美两国就贸易问题陷入对峙之际,美国财长努钦表示考虑访问中国商谈贸易问题。
努钦在华盛顿的国际货币基金组织(IMF)春季会议上向记者发表讲话时称,对美国和中国可以达成贸易协议持“谨慎乐观”的态度,但拒绝 ​​​

[The us Treasury secretary, Mr Qin considering to discuss China trade 】 sina U.S. stocks News in the morning (Beijing time) on day, in the United States and China on trade issues in a standoff, us Treasury secretary, Mr Qin said to consider visit China to discuss trade issues. < br > Mr Qin in the international monetary fund (IMF) in Washington spring meetings in a speech to the reporter, said about the United States and China can trade agreement cautiously optimistic attitude, but rejected]


专注投资和宏观经济研究

露水安娜啲收藏:
    最近的日子
  快把自己熬成一味苦口的中药
  很苦很酷 ​​​

[In recent days < br > fast boil them as always tastes bitter < br > Chinese traditional medicine is very bitter very cool]


愿深情都会被温柔以待。【欢迎短句、文章投稿】

T-A-R-S-noname:
    看了节目其实挺复杂,我复杂的心情来自积累,这积累的压抑把希望击毁。
总之这个舞台不管如何,每个人为了自己喜欢的东西奋斗,为了自己的战队喜怒哀乐都是无可厚非人之常情,大家的付出与点点滴滴都在舞台的上上下下,有时候我们确实可以上帝视角看得很舒服,但是我看到的是两边舞房云雾弥漫的汗气和 ​​​

[Watch the program is complicated, I mixed feelings from accumulation, the accumulation of repression of the hope to destroy. < br > all in all, however, this stage everyone strive for their favorite things, the happiness and sadness for the sake of his teams human nature, everyone in the stage of dribs and drabs with pay up and down, sometimes we can indeed god perspective very comfortable, but I see is on both sides of the foggy khan gas and dance room]


中国国家队成员 央视酷舞先锋全国总决赛冠军 重庆叁悟文化传播有限公司旗下签约演员

MirandaKerr_米兰达可儿:
    [愛你][心][鮮花][蛋糕] ​​​
[[爱你][心][鮮花][蛋糕]]


mirandakerr 工作联系:sophia@sigmatalentworld

芯話:
    他不找你就是不喜欢你。

不知道你看过微博上的那个段子吗?

“范冰冰那么忙都有时间谈恋爱,Angelababy那么多通告都有时间结婚,你连回个信息都时间都没有,我想你应该是竞选国家总统去了。”

真的,在成年人的感情世界里,没有回应就等同于拒绝,这世界上没有人真的忙到看不到你的消息,只不过是你 ​​​

[He didnt find you just dont like you. < br > < br > dont know if you read the jokes on weibo? < br > < br > fan bingbing so busy have time to fall in love, Angelababy so much notice has time to get married, you havent back information all the time, I think you should be running the countrys President. < br > < br > really, in the adult emotional world, no response is equivalent to refuse, this world no one really busy to cant see your message, just you]


关注芯话。句句说到心坎,句句是心声!投稿合作QQ:

内涵妹子的日常:
    这是我见过最酷的鬼步舞,旁边那个都蒙了!哈哈哈好到位![哈哈]

#谜之微笑##搞笑视频##搞笑幽默事# tRuzSjGF ​​​

[This is the coolest I have ever seen a ghost dance step, next to the favor! Ha ha ha good in place! (ha ha) < br > < br > # # # them smile funny video # # # tRuzSjGF funny humor]


宅腐科技控:
    家里wifi信号差?牛人教你做个“吸信号枪”,从此满格信号!科技真的太神奇了,可以改变我们的生活,快来看看吧#科学探索##科学小实验##黑科技# tRuZhIoK ​​​
[Poor wifi at home? People teach you to make a flare up, the full signal from now on! Science and technology is really amazing, can change our lives, fast and see it # # # discovery science # # # black technology tRuZhIoK science experiments]


科学实验视频

鲮鲤少女:
    
有人问我
失去最爱的人那种感觉该怎么形容
怎么说呢 大概是
身处人海里也觉得孤独
看喜剧都会哭
” ​​​​

[< br > < br > I asked those who have lost their love that kind of feeling what to describe < br > how do you say About < br > in person also feel lonely sea will cry < br > < br > watch comedy]


吃够了太重感情的苦 只想做个洒脱人

看评论也是醉了:
    你们见过老公哭吗?当时是怎样的画面?[心]「情感」 ​ ​​​
[Have you ever seen the husband cry? At that time is what kind of picture? [heart] emotional]


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毒鸡汤公举:
    这才是分手和好该有的态度#情感# ​​​
[This is the break up and the attitude of # # emotion]


再怎么说我也是个小清新☀合作广告:QQ

搞笑靓妹妹:
    宋小宝过安检这段笑死我了[笑cry]

#逆天搞笑# tRmmgsJc ​​​

[Song Xiaobao past security this killing me [laugh cry] < br > < br > # # go funny tRmmgsJc]


每天更新最搞笑的图片 段子 视频,投稿合作QQ

巴萨新闻:
    ‘ goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!苏亚雷斯!!!!!!!!巴萨-!!!!!!!!!!!!! ​​​
[goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suarez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Barcelona -!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ​​​]


小时播报巴萨新闻

家常美食精选:
    【自制绿豆糕】著名的汉族特色糕点之一,制作时不加任何油脂,入口虽松软,但无油润感,又称“干豆糕”。 ​​​
[[homemade green bean cake] one of the famous han nationality characteristic cakes, without any grease when producing, the entrance is soft, but no oil moisten, also known as dry bean cake. ​​​]


我是一个吃货~你懂的!投稿合作QQ

坎话:
    很久之前,我看到了这样一段话:

“我变成了我曾经最讨厌的那种人,因为你喜欢。”

“你看不上曾经的我,你觉得那时候我幼稚,无法依靠,现在呢,我变了,我把自己变成了你喜欢的样子,站在你面前,你喜欢吗,你可以喜欢我了吧?”

“太好了,我自己都不喜欢现在的自己,现在只有你一个人喜欢我了。 ​​​

[Long ago, I saw a passage like this < br > < br > I turned into the kind of person I used to hate, because you like it. < br > < br > does you ever of I, what do you think I naive, cant rely on, and now, I have changed, I put himself into the way you like, standing in front of you, do you like it, you can like me? < br > < br > too good, I dont like now of oneself, and now only you a person like me. ​​​]


一个懂你的微博,那些说到你心坎里的话。(合作QQ 广告合作QQ联系: )

丫丫鱼画画:
    Starry Starry Night~#一个人的欧洲手绘旅行# ​​​
[Starry Starry Night ~ # # one European hand-painted travel]


爱生活,爱自然,爱画画,做一个有趣的人

水皮:
    警长归来[喵喵] ​​​
[The chief returnmeow meow]


华夏时报——水皮杂谈

肥脸喵_柠檬峰:
    也许终有一天会有人记得你害怕打雷吧 ​​​
[Maybe one day someone will remember you is afraid of thunder]


#是,再问艹你#熊圈#兽圈边缘#游戏策划,坚决不背锅!都是程序的错!#曾在上海。现在重庆。未来未知。

Come_Ming:
    晚安 tRuZV ​​​
[Good night tRuZV]


大连匈奴:
    #我就看看•我不吃# 午夜,路过星海广场附近·罗森,进来简单坐坐,基本没啥玩意了,就剩这么几个串了[泪][泪]服务员倒是很热情,坐在窗边、望着窗外,天都快亮了[允悲] ​​​
[# # I see, I dont eat at midnight, and pass by near xinghai square rosen, and sit in a simple and basic do not have what thing, is left so few string [] of tears tears the waiter is very enthusiastic, sit by the window and looked out the window, fast days litallow sad]


大连基友会副会长!脑子不正常思维古怪性格分裂。曾混迹于新闻系现社会闲散人员。满地要饭。白天思维正常晚上擅长变身,游荡在大街小巷。关注需谨慎!

水分子:
    交警指挥交通, 发现不对劲机智撤离, 反应慢点命就没了! tRuhsbTC ​​​
[Traffic police directing traffic, found wrong wit to evacuate, react slowly life didnt! tRuhsbTC]


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