拜托拜托
[Come on come on]
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假如你早恋。有一天，你给对象发信息说”我爱你”。Ta妈妈回复 “我是Ta妈妈，你是谁？” 你又发了一条信息 “______________________” 。大家都被你的机智折服了
[If your puppy love. One day, you say I love you send information to the object. Ta mom replies I am the Ta who are you, mom? You send a message ______________________. Everyone is impressed by your wit]
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父爱如山[心]
[The father loves the mountain [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
#金山夜话# 听友：女朋友和我在一起后，为了钱去卖淫 我真的受不了，我每个月赚万 ，足够用了，她说要独立用我的钱会觉的不安，害怕我离开她什么都不是 我钱都给她管， 她受不了别的工作工资低，非得去做，还觉的我要是嫌弃就是不爱，说只是爱她的肉体，我真的好绝望。好几年的感情，唉。老师，我该...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends, a girlfriend and I together, for the money to prostitution I really can not stand, I wanna make per month, with enough, said she want to separate with my money will feel uneasy, afraid of nothing I left her all my money to her, she cant stand another job the wages were low, have to do, if I abandon is not love, also said just love her body, Im really desperate. Several years of feelings, alas. The teacher, what should I... The full text m. eibo]
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毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
#看歌手来优酷#歌手总决赛 霍尊 韩雪 飘雪 金童玉女的组合！这一首《飘雪》实在是太好听太仙了~沉醉在这美好的音乐当中了
tRmNj
[# # the singer to youku singer finals Mr Han will let Jennifers combination! This song snow is really nice too fairy ~ lost in this beautiful music in the < br > tRmNj]
社会喵，传说中的猫口组，惹不起惹不起！莫名感觉后背发凉[允悲]
[Social meow, the legendary cat group, not to be taunted not to be taunted! Strange feeling sent back [allow sad]]
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#我才不会被女孩子欺负呢# 蔡徐坤晒自拍 优酷君帮你们和叶麟学长@蔡徐坤 拍合照，步骤如下：登陆淘宝APP，点击右上角相机按钮，参加“和蔡徐坤亲密合影”活动，上传自己的靓照，就能生成专属于你和坤坤的合影，一张照片贴身放，以解相思之苦！快来分享你的合影～
[# # I wont be a girl bullying CAI xu tan autodyne youku jun to help you and Ye Lin senior @ CAI xu photo session, the steps are as follows log in taobao APP, click the camera button, and CAI xu close photo activities, upload your own photos, can be generated to belong to you and kun kun, the photo of a photo close to put, for the suffering of the lovesickness! Come and share your photos ~]
tRmNwYU #奔跑吧#
[Running tRmNwYU # #]
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#解码新车# 最新车讯，月日，梅赛德斯 AMG GT C车型正式上市。新车定位于AMG GT S与AMG GT R之间，外观延续AMG GT系列设计风格，搭载一台.T V发动机，百公里加速仅需.秒。共计一款车型，售价为.万元。朋友，AMG了解一下啊[坏笑][坏笑][坏笑]tRmNPfLO
[# # new decoding the latest car, June , Mercedes AMG GT is listed on C models. New car positioning between the AMG GT S with AMG GT R, appearance for AMG GT series of design style, carry a. T V engine, hundreds of kilometers speed only. Second. A total of a car, priced at. Ten thousand yuan. Friend, AMG know [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] tRmNPfLO]
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小金管好看，想……买！啤酒＋枸杞已经不能满足朋克养生党，现在已经流行牙膏里加蜂胶了吗？！
[Jin mind, want to... To buy! Beer + Chinese wolfberry cannot have satisfied punk preserve ones health, is now popular add propolis toothpaste? !]
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#看歌手来优酷#歌王之战，明晚开锣。位歌王候选人集结完毕，@汪峰 × @谭维维 @腾格尔 × @吴碧霞 @李泉James × @Kit陈洁仪 @华晨宇yu ×@GEM邓紫棋 @霍尊 × @韩雪 正在火热彩排当中。然后wuli@张韶涵 怎么孤身一人~在这优酷君呼唤一下毛毛@毛不易 ，快来吧。还有摄影师赶紧把@OfficialJessieJ 的美照放...全文： m.weibo
[# # the singer to youku Star Wars, tomorrow evening. Singer candidate muster, @ Mr Wang x @ tan weiwei @ tengger * @ Wu Bixia @ springlee James Kit chen jie yi @ brilliance yu yu * * @ @ GEM Deng Zi chess honour x @ @ huo han was dress rehearsal. Then wuli @ Angela how alone ~ in this youku jun call maomao @ MAO is not easy, come on. And photographer hurriedly put the beauty of the @ OfficialJessieJ according... The full text m. eibo]
#明星与车# 来投个票，以下张明星车照，你觉得谁的最有范儿？[思考]（胡霍CP就算一起的吧[笑cry]）
图片via：Daley-V
[# # stars and car to cast a vote, the following ming-xing zhang licence, who do you think is the most practical? [thinking] (Mr Hu CP if the together [laugh cry]) < br > < br > images via Daley - V]
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#看歌手来优酷#歌手总决赛 jessiej 李玟 BANG BANG 万众期待的BANG BANG终于在总决赛被结石姐放出来了！结石姐和COCO的完美配合燃炸现场，KZ惊喜登场RAP助阵，融入周杰伦《龙拳》的BANG BANG别有一番韵味~
tRmNwfJA
[# see singer to youku finals jessiej # singer coco lee BANG BANG much-anticipated BANG BANG finally in the finals by stone sister put out! Stone sister and COCO perfect coordination with the detonation site, KZ surprise appearance RAP, into long quan jay BANG BANG dont have a flavor ~ < br > tRmNwfJA]
岁“旗袍奶奶”：心态是最好的化妆品[心]
[Old grandma qipao the state of mind is the best cosmetic [heart]]
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是本人没错了！！[跪了]
[Was I right!! [the] on my hands and knees]
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嗷！王力宏刚刚宣布今年夏天要有个儿子啦！恭喜恭喜！ tRxmXRqG
[Ouch! Wang has just announced to have a son this summer! Congratulations! tRxmXRqG]
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【男友躲床底半夜持刀砍伤女友妹妹 并把女友扔下楼[衰]】黄娇娇与男友刚交往不久，号那天男友来看她并想和她亲热，娇娇拒绝后被掐脖威胁，于是就去开了房。第二天她把事情告诉给同住一起的妹妹，妹妹劝她分手，几分钟后男友就发短信问她有没有把前一天的事告诉她妹妹。没想到晚上入睡后，她惊醒，发现...全文： m.weibo
[【 male hide bed knife cuts in the middle of the night girlfriend sister And dropped the girlfriend floor [failure]] yellow jiaojiao with her boyfriend just contact soon, number that day to see her and her boyfriend want to sex with her, after the jiaojiao refused to be pinched neck threat, so he opened the garage. The next day she told things to live with sister, sister advised her to break up, a few minutes later her texting asked her if she ever told them what the day before her sister. Didnt expect to fall asleep at night, she woke up and found... The full text m. eibo]
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#看歌手来优酷#歌手总决赛 腾格尔 吴碧霞 九儿你大胆的往前走 @腾格尔 和@吴碧霞 这首中西合璧，融合了电影《红高粱》和电视剧《红高粱》主题曲的《九儿你大胆的往前走》气势磅礴，夜莺和雄鹰天衣无缝的合作太好听了！为两位艺术家打CALL [色]tRmNzsRs
[# # the singer to youku singer finals tengger Wu Bixia nine son go forward of your brave @ tengger and @ Wu Bixia this first match well of Chinese and western, combined with TV and film red sorghum red sorghums theme, nine son go forward of your brave majestic, the nightingale and the eagle seamless cooperation is too good to listen! For the two artists play CALL [color] tRmNzsRs]
【堪比个税起征点提高的政策来了！】 一个堪比个税起征点提高的政策来了！工资超元的人笑了，每月最多可税前抵扣元>详情 tRmNsrj
[【 comparable to the income tax threshold policy to improve! A comparable to the income tax threshold policy to improve! Wages than yuan people laughed, monthly maximum pre-tax deduction yuan > tRmNsrj for details]
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最近各大时尚品牌纷纷玩起快闪店。#华为P#也不甘寂寞，在月日-日携手@尤伦斯UCCA，带来沪上“最艺术”的快闪店。用科技和艺术的结合颠覆感官，更有#周一围人机对戏#挑战演技极限。摆好pose一起#眼界大开#吧！
[Recent major fashion brands are playing flash shop. # huawei P# is unwilling also lonely, on June - day @ the ullens UCCA, hand in hand with Shanghai the art flash. With the combination of science and technology and art subversion senses, more # yiwei zhou man-machine # acting challenge the limit of play. Set the pose # eye-opening # together! ]
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#文化守夜人# 大玩家@马未都 走哪儿都要皮一下，到了绍兴买顶毡帽cos孔乙己发微博，被小马扎们评论是“表演帝”，马爷回应说：“我才没表演呢，这就是我天生的状态。”tRmNgWJ
[Cultural night watchman # # @ big player ma did not go anywhere to skin, the shaoxing buy felt hat cos kong yiji tweeting, comments by the camp chair is performing emperor, the horse ye replied I didnt show, this is my natural state. tRmNgWJ]
#猫扑小编show#想要面试脱颖而出？不妨这样试试？[喵喵][喵喵]ps：后果自负哦~ tRmCnRp
[Stand out from the # mop small make up show# want to interview? May wish to try this? [meow] [meow meow] ps consequences oh ~ tRmCnRp]
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#家家新闻##试驾体验##江铃E#【带着诚意而来 试驾江铃E 悦动型】看到江铃E的第一眼，您肯定跟我一样，第一反应，这不就是陆风X的纯电动版么？大环境产物，能有什么特别的。另外，这套路也太熟悉了，汽油版车型直接换套电机加电池系统嘛。在正式试驾之前，我一直都这么认为，而试驾之后，我对...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # # drive experience jiangling E# [with sincerity Drive of jiangling E type elantra 】 see jiangling E one eye, you must like me, the first reaction, is this the all-electric version of lufeng X? Environment, can anything special. In addition, this formula is too familiar with, gasoline edition models directly in sets of motor and battery system. Before the formal test drive, I always think so, after the test drive, I for... The full text m. eibo]
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#看歌手来优酷#歌手和帮唱嘉宾已经来啦！小伙伴你们在守直播吗！[haha]tRmNfYZ
[# # the singer to youku singer sing and help the guest has come! Friend you keep live! (haha) tRmNfYZ]
【张一山携北影大家庭交《#毕业作品#》，导演夸张一山不是明星是演员】由许斌导演，张一山、丁丁等主演的青春冒险爱情电影《#毕业作品#》今天上映，该片是@张一山 在北影毕业之后的第一部作品。导演许斌介绍了拍摄电影的初衷和诸多趣事。聊起爱徒兼主演张一山，许斌导演是毫不吝啬赞美之词，他透露张一...全文： m.weibo
[【 yishan zhang join to the family to pay # # graduation work, director of hyperbole mountain is not star actor 】 directed by Prof. Xu, yishan zhang, tintin youth love adventure starring film # graduation work # released today, the film is @ yishan zhang in north first work after graduation. Director xu introduced the purpose of the film and a lot of fun. Talking about runner and starring yishan zhang, xu director is not mean a word of praise, he has revealed hundreds... The full text m. eibo]
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四个字形容十二星座，中的请点赞♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️
[Please point in the four words to describe the zodiac, praise ♈ ️ ♉ ️ ♊ ️ ♋ ️ ♌ ️ ♍ ️ ♎ ️ ♏ ️ ♐ ️ ♑ ️ ♒ ️ ♓ ️]
#ZAKER超级话题# 【天价救命药就此终结？】从年月日起，将包括抗癌药在内的所有普通药品、具有抗癌作用的生物碱类药品及有实际进口的中成药进口关税降至零，使我国实际进口的全部抗癌药实现零关税。来ZAKER超级话题，与我们共同聚焦→tRmCsHri
[Super topic # # ZAKER help for medicine end? Including their cancer drugs, since (date) (month) (year), all of the common drugs, alkaloids with anticancer drugs and have actual import of proprietary Chinese medicine import tariffs to zero, and make the reality of our country all imports of anticancer drugs to achieve zero tariff. To ZAKER super topic, together with our focus to tRmCsHri]
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【儿子被逼相亲几十次离家年未归，癌症晚期父亲想再见他一面】年前的春节，因不满父母安排的相亲，时年岁的彭小虎离家出走，与整个家庭断了联系。年来，彭烈金和家人费尽心力，希望能找到儿子。最近的一次，彭烈金找到了儿子上班的地方，但后者迅速辞职，避而不见。几经周折，派出所民警找到了彭...全文： m.weibo
[【 son was forced to dozens of years not to return to home, cancer late father wants to see his side] years ago during the Spring Festival, so parents arrange a blind date, xiao-hu peng age when away from home, contact with the whole family is broken. Years, Peng Lie gold and family alike, hoping to find his son. A recent Peng Lie gold found a son to go to work, but the latter quickly to resign, not avoidance. The tortuous, the policemen found the peng... The full text m. eibo]
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淋雨@淋雨Ranny 和田一德@田一德ED 在本集#这就是舞者#里，面对镜头互相“吹捧”，逗趣，可以说是亲生师徒无疑了。只是这一口地道的台湾腔能把纪录片秒变偶像剧，小粉红淋雨也太甜了吧！@这就是舞者纪录片 戳→_→
tRmCgiZn
[Get wet in the rain in the rain @ Ranny hotan DE @ tian DE ED in this episode # # this is dancer, in the face of the lens puff to each other, funny, can be said to be biological teacher and pupil. Is this a native Taiwanese cavity can become idol drama, documentary seconds small pink in the rain is too sweet! @ this is dancer documentary stamp - _ - < br > tRmCgiZn]
#老司机课堂#冲动是魔鬼！各位司机们一定要遵守交规和法律，如果不小心违规，认罚就是了，千万不要有暴力行为！
[Old driver class # # impulse is a devil! All drivers must obey the traffic rules and laws, if not careful, is forfeit, and dont have a violent behavior! ]
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#这就是铁甲# “犹豫徘徊，等于白来！”@铁甲侠客Swordsman 这波“吐槽”有点扎心了~[允悲]遇上自认有“选择困难症”的战队经理人@吴尊 ，只能说“侠客”和“吴白来”缘分还没到啦~[笑cry]@这就是铁甲官博
tRmVc
[# # this is the real procrastinating, equal to white! @ real knight-errant Swordsman this wave of fun is a heart ~ [allow sad] encountered who have difficult choice of team managers @ wu zun, can only say knight-errant and Wu Bailai predestination havent to ~ [laugh cry] @ bo < br > this is the real officer tRmVc]
#这就是街舞#马上就要来啦！编舞升级，[憧憬] 华夏元素，东方韵味！第八期中华街舞即刻上线，举起你们的双手，周六晚点请和酷酷一起动次打次，boom boom boom ！[鼓掌] [鼓掌] [鼓掌]tRmCdWZt
[# # this is the street dance is going to come! Choreography upgrade, [] Chinese elements, Oriental flavor! Issue Chinese hip-hop instantly online, raise your hands, and on Saturday late please with cool still playing time, boom boom boom! [applause.] [applause.] [applause] tRmCdWZt]
别说了@白茶清欢小女子不才：但不适合找对象[doge]
[Stop @ white tea QingHuan small woman bucai but isnt suitable for to find objects [doge]]
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同性缘比异性缘好的人，一定很适合做朋友。
[Gay than sex good, must be very suitable for making friends. ]
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