馬天宇：
现学现卖的离人愁了解一下？今晚@快乐大本营 一起唱。[思考]
[Writes a sorrow about practice while learning to sell? @ sing happy camp tonight. [thinking]]
一个安静的美男子～😂 工作联络 Andy 工作邮箱 ssxk_matianyu@
朱广权：
谢谢你们的祝福，都收到了[作揖]。可为什么图九感觉气氛不太对[允悲]
[Thank you for your blessing, have received [bowing]. But why figure feeling atmosphere not to [allow sad]]
请系好安全带，我接下来的语速有点快
靳东：
唐宇說 第一部自編自導的電影 望兄多支持
我問 院線排的場次還好嗎
唐宇說 投資成本較低 不太好
言詞間 流露出的多是無奈
我知道 這種無奈 不僅僅他一個人的
更是絕大多數藝術創作者的
亦是近些年不願選擇電影去拍的原因
唐宇 一位優秀的編劇
一位站立在舞台上十數年的導演
一位安安靜靜的創作者
[Tang Yu said The first movie director Brother looked more support < br > I will please ask cinemas row < br > Tang Yu said investment cost is low Not good between < br > words reveal much helplessness < br > I know this is not just his ones < br > is the most artistic creator < br > is also dont want to choose the movie to shoot because in recent years, < br > Tang Yu an excellent writers < br > a stand on the stage ten years director < br > a quiet creators]
戲劇 行者 jindstudio@
笙南：
年前写给前女友的信
纸短情长：愿余生长长的路，我们慢慢走。
[Years ago letter to former girlfriend < br > paper short sentiment long let the rest of my life long road, we walk slowly. ]
以梦为马，煮字为药。
然后下面就没了：
「你是什么时候发现人和人差距大得无法跨越？」真滴心疼了[允悲]#值得一看#
[When did you find too large gap between person and person to cross? True drops of love [allow sad] # # worth a look]
我喜欢你超过两分钟了 不能撤回了
吳京：
“愿心中永远留着我的笑容，伴你走过每一个春夏秋冬”“若有缘 有缘就能期待明天， 你和我重逢在灿烂的季节.....”在听张学友的“祝福”...今日，雨.....
[I want to stay forever in the heart of smile, with you through each spring, summer, autumn and winter if decree by destiny is predestined friends can look forward to tomorrow, you and I meet in the brilliant season... Listening to Jacky cheungs blessing ... Today, the rain... ]
王志安：
早上有打电话来：
“你是王志安么”？
“是”。
“开门，有你快递”。
我开门一看，没人呐。
对方说，“你是住在南昌路八街坊么？”
我说，“那是我的户籍地址，年前住在那”。
我心里狐疑，怎么会有快递寄到那？你给我改地址寄一下，对方说，不行不行，寄件人是北京法院，不能改地址邮局。
我心想，
[Morning call < br > you are wang zhian was? < br > yes. < br > open the door, have you express. < br > I open the door a look, no one yet. < br > and they said, you are living in nanchang road neighborhood? < br > I said, thats my household register address, years ago lived in the. < br > my in the mind, how can have Courier to that? You change the address to send this to me, and they said, no no, the sender is a Beijing court, cant change to address the post office. < br > I thought to myself,]
用冰冷的理性温暖世界。微信公号：QQ
思想聚焦：
如果不能感同身受，就不要肆意地妄加评判。
[If you cant empathy, not to judge wantonly. ]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
冷笑话精选：
猫咪用英文怎么说，哈哈哈宝宝也太可爱了吧！[喵喵]tRuhGlL
[Cat in English how to say, ha, ha, ha baby is too cute!!!! [meow] tRuhGlL]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
Kakakaoo-：
整理了一部分去东京没有发完的照片[喵喵]
然后发现……这样拼图我都发不完[允悲]
[Finishing the part did not send the photos to Tokyo [meow meow] < br > and found... This puzzle I cant send out [allow sad]]
重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨
Happy张江：
我的天，被网 上 这组#小宝宝高难度睡姿#集锦笑岔气了，最后个宝宝简直优秀啊哈哈哈[哈哈]tRuhGj
[The day, I was on the net this group # # baby difficult position highlights stitches, finally a baby is good ah ha ha ha ha ha tRuhGj]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
唐史主任司马迁：
我再说清楚一点，不管生娃没生娃，学一点点心理学就会明白，所谓的“熊孩子”、“多动症”只是发育中某个阶段的特征。这个和家长是否惯他没有太直接的关系，你再管教也会会有的（他脑没有发育到位，你怎么管教效果都有限）。
我们来举个例子，比如说看电影小屁孩会踢前面的座椅，经常导致大人吵起来打
[I speak more clearly, whether born baby born, study a little bit of psychology will understand, the so-called bear children, adhd is just one stage in the development of features. This whether and parents spoil his relationship not too direct, you control also meet some (he no brain development in place, how do you discipline effects are limited). < br > let us, for example, such as the movies kid can play in front of the seat, often lead to adult quarrelling]
别人割肉，我割鸡鸡。 割过鸡鸡，方有奇迹。 空跌控洗，牛股不弃。 要么割鸡，要么暴利。
不二大叔说：
我是个受不了冤枉的人，还记得小学三年级有一次被冤枉成小偷，前一晚是我值日做卫生，是我最后锁的门，而第二天好多人都丢了东西，所以同学们都认定是我偷的钱。
老师严肃地我去办公室，问我：是不是你拿的同学东西？我说：没有。
老师说：你把东西交出来，老师保证不批判你，知错就改还是好孩子。
[I am a man who cant stand injustice, remember the three grade once wronged as a thief, I am on duty is to do the night before a health, is my end lock of the door, and many people have lost the second day, so students are regarded as I stole the money. < br > < br > the teacher seriously and I go to the office, ask me are you with your classmates? I said no. < br > < br > the teacher said you put the things in it, the teacher promised not to criticize you, say is good. ]
公举号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值
央视新闻：
【转存！这个小妙招 轻松让你的鞋子无异味[good]】穿久了的鞋子，最让人头疼的就是有异味，不仅滋生细菌，还经常让人尴尬。戳图↓↓教大家个小妙招，简单几步，让鞋子清新无异味！
[【 archived! This small coup easily let your shoes without peculiar smell [good]] to wear shoes for a long time, the most headache is smell, bacteria not only, also often embarrassing. Poke figure left left to teach you a small tips, simple steps, pure and fresh and free from foreign smell make shoes! ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
全球热门视频：
分钟告诉你：如何抵制喷子，非常值得一看，绝对有收获！[酷] tRuhATw
[Minutes to tell you how to boycott the spray, is well worth a look, and absolutely have the harvest! [cool] tRuhATw]
全世界最热门的视频都在这里了，每天获取最新，最热门的视频！快上车，来不及解释了！合作请加QQ：
最神奇的视频：
一个非常走心的短片，无论什么时候都要坚定自己的价值，建议先马再看！！！tRuhGlK
[A short walk very heart, no matter what time should be determined their own value, suggest first horse again see!!!!!! tRuhGlK]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，
段子楼：
佛系朋友：朋友谈恋爱的时候不刻意联络，假期过节不打扰，他们失恋的时候自然会想起有你这个朋友。
——momochcha
[Buddha friend friends not deliberately contact when fall in love, vacation holidays dont bother, when they lost love will naturally think of you this friend. < br > - momochcha]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
鲍秀兰诊室：
在青海大学附属医院ICU，一位藏族产妇因产褥期感染被救治，她的孩子刚出生天，吃不到奶不停哭闹。大家束手无策时，护士李慧将孩子抱起来，将自己的乳汁送到婴儿嘴里，婴儿终于停止哭闹…那次起，李慧每天都会给婴儿喂两次奶，为善良的人点赞！
[In the qinghai university affiliated hospital ICU, a Tibetan women was treated for puerperal infection, her children born days, do not eat milk kept crying. When they do, the nurse li hui will baby, their milk to the babys mouth, finally baby stop crying... That, li hui to feed the baby milk twice every day, and for the good man a good point! ]
北京协和儿科主任，优生优育协会理事，中国协和医科大学儿科教授，宝篮贝贝首席专家，向我提问tSREoa，合作联系
快乐大本营：
想要问问你敢不敢~像我这样为@刘若英 痴狂~[爱你]本本好羡慕何老师@何炅 能跟奶茶合唱哦[可怜]今晚#快乐大本营#前排速来围观！ tRuhIhA
[Want to ask you dare to like me so crazy about @ Rene liu ~ love you [] laptop envy how can teachers @ ajit sing with milk tea oh [poor] # # happy camp in front of the speed to watch tonight! tRuhIhA]
湖南卫视《快乐大本营》官方微博，我们每周六晚与你准时相约快乐周末！
全球顶尖摄影：
摄影师抓拍到的两个长颈鹿在打架[哆啦A梦微笑]
[The photographer captured two giraffes in fight [doraemon smile]]
欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，你值得拥有！合作QQ：
澎湃新闻：
【四川一高校学生休学自制特效视频走红：自认属于“反面教材”】 tRuhGpDE 四川攀枝花学院机械设计制作及其自动化专业级学生杨恒近日因为休学自学影视制作，进而自编自导自演特效视频走红网络。他的原创短片《心魔》引起诸多讨论，有网友表示，“追梦的人总是闪闪发光的”。月日，杨
[【 a college students drop out of school in sichuan homemade special video hits consider themselves cautionary tale 】 tRuhGpDE sichuan panzhihua institute mechanical design manufacture and its automation professional student Yang recently because of film and television production suspension self-study, then the director from special video Internet hit. His original short film demons caused a lot of discussion, some netizens said, people are always shining dream. On day, Yang]
有内涵的时政新媒体
人民网：
【女子开车路口等红灯 陌生男子突然拉开车门“抢走”车】近日，温州邱女士驾车等红绿灯时，一名陌生男子竟坐进了她的车里，吓得她当场弃车而逃。就在她找人报警求助时，男子竟驾车扬长而去。几分钟后，这辆车就在其他地方发生了车祸。民警赶到时，该男子已弃车逃离。@浙江在线 tRmFPftP
[The woman driving road red light strange man suddenly opened the door steal car 】 recently, wenzhou Ms. Qiu driving when the traffic lights, a strange man has got into her car and frighten her on the spot from which to escape. As she look for a person to report to the police for help, man drove off with it. After a few minutes, the car crash happened in other places. Police arrived, the man has ditch the car and fled. @ zhejiang tRmFPftP online]
报道全球 传播中国
小野妹子学吐槽：
其实你也是为所欲为的啊：一件东西想不买就不买，体重说反弹就反弹，晚上说捧着手机熬夜就熬夜，心态说崩就崩，说单身solo就真的一直solo，说要刷微博哈哈哈就能从早到晚哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈一天就过去了，有钱人了不起吗？他们都未必经历过这些。
[But you are to do everything well one thing cant buy them, dont say the rally will gain your weight back, said that holding a mobile phone to stay up late in the evening and stay up late at night, mind say collapse collapse, said it really has been a solo single solo, said brush weibo, ha ha ha, youll ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a day from morning till night in the past, the rich great? They may not have seen these. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
MusicWars：
哈哈哈哈哈小可爱Gavin今天去看Camila Cabello演唱会被邀请上台了，这表情是因为太紧张了吗[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha ha cute Gavin today to see Camila Cabello was invited to the concert, this expression because too nervous? [allow sad]]
娱乐评论
韩国me2day：
【Nate】不知大家有没有了解过#Loco#&#MAMAMOO# #华莎#(#安惠真#)出演的新节目~叫<键盘上的我结>~[二哈](cr.logo)
[Dont know you ever know Nate 】 【 # # # # Loco# & MAMAMOO# warsh (# AnHuiZhen #) in the new show ~ called < on the keyboard I knot > ~ [ ha] (cr) logo)]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
阅读手册：
这一散，就再也聚不齐了！ [悲伤]
[This, she cant gather together! [sad]]
在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ
胡楚靓：
我的化妆护肤品整整搬了两大箱[跪了]感觉靠闲置都能发家致富了[笑cry]找出来一堆过期的口红我的心都在滴血虽然都不是什么大牌[二哈]以后还是定期把日期新鲜的没用过几次的打包成福袋转了或者送了[生病]你们不要嫌弃就行[跪了]
[My makeup to protect skin to taste all moved two big box] [kneeling feel idle can get rich by [laugh cry] to find out a pile of outdated lipstick though my heart was dripping blood are not big two ha] [or regular fresh used the date after several times of packaged ChengFu bag turned or sent [ill] you dont abandon it] [kneeling]
服装店：HUCHUJING
Houson猴姆：
【猴姆独家】厉害了！一位来自弗吉尼亚理工大学的小姑娘Brianna Budnick-Kelly完美模仿Beyonce在科切拉音乐节的舞蹈爆红网络！还原地相当有水准！如果Bee再招舞蹈演员，这位小姑娘就可以去了！！该视频观看人次已经接近万！！[吃惊][赞][亲亲]tRuhcgD
[The monkeys sole 】 much! A little girl from Virginia tech Brianna Budnick - Kelly, a perfect imitation Beyonce in west ham festival dance popular network! Its quite good! If the Bee to hire dancers, the little girl can go to!!!!! The video to watch people are close to all!!!!! [surprised] [who] [kiss] tRuhcgD]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
新浪娱乐：
瑞典知名DJ艾维奇Avicii去世，年仅岁[蜡烛]缅怀A神，Billboard公告牌发布其最热门单曲Top ：
. Wake Me Up
. Hey Brother
. Levels
. Seek Bromance
. Waiting For Love
. The Days
. Sihouhettes
. The Nights
. I Could Be The One
. Broken Arrows
你最喜欢哪几首？
[Sweden famous DJ ivey Aviciis death, only years old [candle] honor god, A Billboard bulletin board issued The no. hit Top < br >. Wake Me Up. < br > Hey Brother < br > Levels. < br > The Seek Bromance. < br > Waiting For Love. < br > The Days. < br > Sihouhettes < br > The Nights. < br > I Could Be The One. < br > Broken Arrows < br > what do you like best? ]
新浪娱乐
建昆老师：
专四泄题更多实锤 英语专四talk...注意图内微博账号 大家多转发评论，也可以私信我更多大家看到的证据 我用我微博的一点力量 为大家发声 争取引起相关方面的关注[作揖]@有道考神专四专八 @微博教育
[Only four leaking questions more real hammer designed four talk English... Note figure in weibo account we will forward more comments, also can direct messages I more people see evidence of I use my weibo little power as the voice of you to come to the attention of relevant aspects [bowing] @ youdao test god designed four designed eight @ weibo education]
有道考神创始人。公共微信iankun建昆老师。
一串烤全羊：
大狗问我要链接买床单，我说我给你买。他说我要成熟稳重风格的，不要花里胡哨的，我说没问题我给你买的明明白白的。然后给他挑了十套床单，我觉得特别成熟，就是越来越绿不知道怎么肥事。你们喜欢不？喜欢我也送你们几套啊笑死人了哈哈哈哈哈
[Big dog ask me to link to buy sheet, I said Ill buy you. He said I want to be mature style, dont fancy, I said no problem Ill buy you a vivid. Then give he picked out ten sets of sheets, I feel more mature, is more and more dont know how fat and green. Dont you like? Like I also send you several sets of me ha ha ha ha ha]
傻人有傻福，傻逼没有
旅行酱：
超详细的各国入境卡填写指南，超实用，这个必须要马走收藏了！ 如有更新，欢迎补充~
[Detailed the entry card to fill in guide, ultra practical, this must go to the horse collection! If there is any update, welcome to supplement ~]
世界那么大我们一起去旅行 微博攻略均来自粉丝投稿 合作 QQ
wu2198：
分享图片
[Share photos]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
大爱猫咪控：
网友家的只猫咪，睡在床上享受阳光，看着好舒服.....
[Net friends cat, sleep in a bed to enjoy sunshine, looking at very comfortable... ]
每日分享可爱小猫咪。。。爱猫人士，都关注了@大爱猫咪控
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