冷笑话精选：
#唐嫣直播截图好美#uus不允许你们错过唐嫣的直播造型！碎花真丝长裙超婉约，腰间束腰把身材比例勾勒得刚刚好，随手一截都是超美大片！
[# # tiffany tang live capture beautiful uus doesnt allow you to miss tiffany tang live modelling! Floral silk dress is very graceful and restrained, the proportions of the waist waist outline just well, beauty with a cut is super big! ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博媒体助理：
#两会你我他# 在深圳职业技术学院教授黄灯的柜子里，有一摞摞学生们手写的作文，写苦乐，写忧喜，字数不限。曾经，她的那本《我的二本学生》，让那些所谓“普通”的孩子出场。如今，在大家都在关注#高校毕业生首过千万# 的数字时，和她聊一聊面临着就业的个体们的精神世界。 tAQvm
[You me he # # two meetings in shenzhen vocational and technical college, a professor at the yellow light of cabinets, there are loads the students write a composition, write and pain, even at writing, any words. Once, her book the of my students, let those so-called normal child. Today, everyone is focused on first a number of tens of millions of # # college graduates, and have a talk with her face employment of the individuals spiritual world. tAQvm]
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南方都市报：
#时隔年中华秋沙鸭再来惠州越冬#【时隔年，“鸟中大熊猫”中华秋沙鸭候鸟再来惠东白盆珠】惠东莲花山白盆珠省级自然保护区近日再次发现国家重点一级保护动物——中华秋沙鸭。惠东莲花山白盆珠省级自然保护区林业工程师李东洋介绍，今年月日上午时分，在保护区管理处例行开展的候鸟监测活动中，
[# after years of Chinese merganser to huizhou wintering # 【 after years, the bird in the giant panda Chinese merganser migratory birds come to huidong basin of white pearl 】 huidong lotus basin of white bead provincial nature reserve has once again found key national level of protection - the Chinese merganser. Huidong lotus basin of white bead provincial nature reserves in forestry engineer Li Dongyang introduction, today (date) (month) (year) mid-morning, for routine surveillance activities conducted by migratory birds reserve management office,]
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央视新闻：
【#这分钟尽显大国外交的锐度与温度#[赞]】今天，#外交部长王毅答记者问#，分钟内回答了个问题。谈及中美关系，他一针见血，指出美国“印太战略”真正目的是搞印太版“北约”；谈及台湾问题，他掷地有声，“台湾终会回到祖国的怀抱”。还有很多温暖瞬间，例如那句“每个中国公民身后都是祖国”
[【 # which diplomatic power of the minutes and sharpness and temperature # [who]] today, # #, the foreign minister wang yi a reporter asked, minutes to answer a question. Talk of china-us relations, he hit the nail on the head, and points out that the U.S. printing too strategy real purpose is to make printed version too NATO; Talk about the Taiwan issue, he thud, Taiwan will return to the embrace of the motherland. There are a lot of warm moments, such as the sentence every Chinese citizen is behind the motherland]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
但斌：
涨疯了！伦镍单日涨%，钯金一度创历史新高，国际油价冲击年新高！发生了什么？tAQbj
[Up crazy! Aaron nickel single-day rise %, palladium was once a record, in international oil prices hit new highs. What happened? tAQbj]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
【信达食品马铮团队】贵州茅台：风不止而树欲静tAQMs
[Guizhou moutai cinda food Ma Zheng team 】 【 there is more than the tree desire static tAQMs wind]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
央视新闻：
【夜读丨为什么我如此爱她？答案来了[心]】 tAQyR
[【 night 丨 why I love her so? The answer to the [heart]] tAQyR]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#被勾住爪子的小猫咪：好尴尬哦，笑一个吧tAUazDZ
[# # the night big understand was hooked claws kitten good embarrassed oh, laugh a tAUazDZ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#爱心人士给流浪的小猫咪洗澡，看着还挺干净，没想到洗出来的水这么黑乎乎～tAqlzl
[# # the night big understand love to bathe a stray kitten, looking at still pretty clean, thought wash water so black ~ tAqlzl]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 童年的动画片大家还记得哪些呢？
[# # good night family childhood cartoons you remember what? ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 在我们努力成为更好的人之时，生命中的每一件事也会变得更美好。——《牧羊少年的奇幻之旅》
[# ZAKER# late at night when we strive to become a better person, everything in life will become more beautiful. - the shepherd boy fantasy trip]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
但斌：
@洪怀懋锁hc什么意思？@Tiger-快消猎头-深圳海岳咨询
[@ HongHuaiMao lock hc what do you mean? @ Tiger - fast search - shenzhen hai yue consulting]
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但斌：
@六国虹@zhshen为了消耗这些库存的垃圾铁炸弹貌似已经消耗了三架苏了，搞得苏是消耗品一样[允悲]
[@ the six rainbow @ zhshen to consume these inventory of waste iron bomb apparently already consumes three Sue, make Sue is a consumableallow sad]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@白骑士张伟明[允悲][允悲]宾利都放埋一边
[@ white knight David [allow sad] [allow sad] buried side are placed at the bentley]
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