冷笑话精选:
全文阅读[送花花]@喜欢神隐哒巨蟹sally摘抄背诵,刻进DNA[赢牛奶]@_废话创造营女人生下来的使命又不是嫁男人[赞]@冲浪网友江奔奔-年就有了……现在都了……
[Full text reading [flowers flowers] @ like hidden dalai cancer copied Sally to recite, carved into DNA won [milk] @ _ rubbish creation camp female born mission is not to marry a man [who] @ surfing the net friend river rushing - year they have... Now all the...]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#飘雪的日子来看你# 谁能数数本期到底会出现多少次屁墩儿?体验史上最刺激挑战,飘雪一家人@沈月 @王鸥Angel @谢楠 @杨迪 @Sunnee杨芸晴 @THEO-朱正廷 屁墩摔不停,@王鸥Angel 直呼“吓人”@杨迪 大叫“完蛋”,明晚优酷全网独播,北京卫视周六晚黄金档联合播出,更多精彩敬请期待!
[# # snow day to see you who can count how much will appear in current times fart pier? Experience in the history of the most exciting challenges, snow family @ @ shen month Wang Ou Angel @ Lola @ yandi @ Sunnee Yang Yunqing @ THEO - Zhu Zhengting fart pier and constantly and @ Wang Ou Angel call scary @ yandi shout loudly die, youku cut tomorrow night alone, Beijing TV on Saturday evening prime time broadcast, more wonderful stay tuned! < br >]
ZAKER:
【#男子次网购申请退款不退货#,涉嫌诈骗被追刑责】疯狂网购,收到货后却频繁申请退款,这是为啥?去年月至今年月,武汉市一男子利用网购平台退款退货机制,先是疯狂网购,收到商品后,以“质量问题”“不想要了”等理由申请退款,累计作案笔,退款金额约.万多元。男子收到退款后,转手又将手
[The Times online to apply for a refund dont return # # man, suspected of fraud penalties being chased 】 crazy shopping, after receipt of the goods is frequently apply for a refund, why is this? Last month, a man in wuhan city using online shopping platform refund return mechanism, first the crazy shopping, after receiving the goods, in order to quality problem dont want to have a reason to apply for a refund, cumulative commit crime, about a refund amount. Thousands of yuan. Man after receiving the refund, changed hands and hands]
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新浪汽车:
#专家建议豆奶牛奶都要喝#豆奶和牛奶都是能力补寄的好帮手[]在长途自驾的时候,难免感到疲乏, #每天两杯奶豆奶和牛奶# 在车中常备能量补寄品就显得十分有必要了,豆奶牛奶就是很好的选择,补充能量方便又快捷,待精力满格后,活力满满开往目的地[鼓掌]
[# # experts recommend soy milk drink soy milk and milk are all mail ability the good helper of [] at the time of the long drive, always feel tired, # # two cups of milk, soy milk and milk every day regular mail energy products in the car is very necessary, soy milk is a very good choice, energy is convenient and fast, after being energy full, full of vigor to the destination. [applause]]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷:
#姻缘大人请留步# 周末即将到来,小酷带着新一波剧照送福利来啦!人间烟火气,最抚凡人心。家是最温暖的港湾,在唠唠叨叨的日子里,上官家也满是欢声笑语,上官雅和爹爹的相处太有爱了~@田曦薇 @严丰是个帅小伙 精彩剧集正在优酷#宠爱剧场#热播中!
[# # marriage adult please stay the weekend is coming, small cool with a new wave of still send benefits come! Earthly fireworks, the most touched all the hearts. Home is the warmest harbour, in the days of the chatter and the butler also is full of laughter, shangguan and dad get along too have love ~ @ Tian Xiwei @ YanFeng is a handsome young man is wonderful show youku in # # love theater hit! ]
央视新闻:
【#退伍军人踏春救人又灭火#[心]】近日,浙江丽水,退伍军人蓝宏伟和家人自驾去踏春。去程路上遇到一辆货车侧翻,他迅速停车救人,直到医护人员到达现场才离开;返程时,遇到一辆货车着火,他不顾危险加入灭火队伍,他的鞋袜衣服早已湿透,脸颊也被热浪熏红。向#挺身而出的平凡英雄#致敬!(浙江新闻)
[【 # # veterans go on spring outing rescue and fire fighting [heart]] recently, the zhejiang lishui, veterans blue ambitious drive to go on spring outing with my family. To journey on a truck, he stopped the car quickly save, until paramedics arrived at the scene to leave; Home, meet a truck on fire, heedless of the danger, he joined the fire fighting team, his shoes and socks clothes already wet, cheeks were hot smoked red. Salute to # # stand up ordinary hero! (zhejiang)]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号,是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
但斌:
人民币国际化,根本就不是经济问题,而是军事问题__凤凰网——作者 一个坏土豆tAMekS
[The internationalisation of the renminbi, no economic problem, but military __ phoenix nets - a bad potatoes tAMekS author]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博汽车:
#专家建议豆奶牛奶都要喝#你们平时都选择喝什么呢?一篇文章教你读懂他们的配料表。#每天两杯奶豆奶和牛奶# 感觉自驾旅程都更有动力了呢!tAxwF
[# # experts recommend soy milk drink what do you usually choose to drink? An article you read their ingredients. # # two cups of milk, soy milk and milk every day feeling drive journey all have more power! tAxwF]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
新浪汽车:
【奥迪考虑推出皮卡】#新车情报局# 奥迪集团刚刚发布了年(截至年月)财报,营业利润达到创纪录的亿欧元。除了财报外,发布会现场还传来一条重磅新闻,奥迪首席执行官官马库斯·杜斯曼(Markus Duesmann)证实奥迪正在考虑推出自己的皮卡车型,可能很快就会有一款面向高端市场的皮卡问世,对
[Audi consider launch pickup # # new cia 】 the audi group has just released years (as of July), operating profit to a record billion euros. In addition to the results, conference and there was a big news, audis chief executive officer marcus du (Markus Duesmann) confirmed that audi is considering launching its own pickup vehicles, may soon have a pickup for the high-end market, thats right]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端:
#美食时刻# 【红烧羊排】 红烧羊排,做法简单,满屋飘香,软烂入味,太好吃了~ tAxPyl
[# # food moments stewed lamb chops, stewed lamb chops 】 【 approach is simple, house full of fragrance, soft lousy ruwei, too delicious ~ tAxPyl]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
平安北京:
#警心为民# 【被盗手机:五小时回家记】离职之时见室友手机无人看管,心生异念下手盗窃,自以为神不知鬼不觉,不想事主报警后小时,三名盗窃嫌疑人就被@平安北京朝阳 朝阳分局团结湖派出所民警抓获归案。
朝阳警方提示:与人合住一定要提高防范意识,贵重物品和现金不要随意放置;如不随身携带,应将
[# # p heart for the people stolen mobile phones five hours home leave you then roommate mobile phone unattended, read mind vision to theft, thought undetected, dont want to Lord alarm after hours, three suspected theft is @ Beijing chaoyang chaoyang branch of peace tuanjiehu thinks the policemen arrested. < br > chaoyang police tip share with people must raise awareness, dont put valuables and cash; If you dont carry, it should be]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
优酷:
#与君初相识# 剧集看完意犹未尽,这个时候急需剧照续续命!快来和酷酷子一起欣赏@Dear-迪丽热巴 @任嘉伦Allen @MIC肖顺尧Aero @范桢Fiona @此沙是个小演员 @海一天real @胡意旋 的精美剧照呀~
[# # and met at the beginning of jun series finished wanting more, this time need still on life! Come and cool the son enjoy together @ Dear - Dillon hot ba @ Ren Jialun Allen @ MIC XiaoShunYao Aero @ Fan Zhen Fiona @ @ the sand is a young actor in the sea one day real @ hu spin fine still ah ~]
南方都市报:
【全程直击!广州白云火车站“拔地而起”】广州白云站一期的“骨架”今天将整体“拔地而起”!广州白云站一期主体结构施工年前已基本完成,目前站房钢网架拼装已经完成,在月日,我们通过直播见证这个重达数千吨的主体钢结构提升全过程。tAxzhzY
[【 hitting! All the guangzhou baiyun railway station ground 】 guangzhou baiyun standing issue of skeleton today will be the overall ground! Years ago guangzhou baiyun standing issue of the main structure construction has been basically completed, the station building steel rack assembly has been completed, in the month, we via live to witness the weighing thousands of tons of steel structure improve the whole process. tAxzhzY]
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汽车之家:
#家家新闻#【一汽-大众捐款万元支持长春市、吉林市新冠疫情防控】日前,我们从官方获悉,一汽-大众汽车有限公司携旗下大众、奥迪、捷达三大品牌,通过长春市慈善会、吉林市慈善总会捐款万元,支持吉林省长春市、吉林市新冠疫情防控工作,众志同心,共克时艰。一汽-大众始终按照吉林省疫情防控
[# # every news [ten thousand yuan donation support changchun faw Volkswagen, epidemic prevention and control of jilin city new crowns 】 recently, we learn from the official, faw - Volkswagen co., LTD., with its vw, audi, jetta, three major brands, through changchun charity donation of ten thousand yuan, the jilin city charity federation, support of changchun city, jilin province, jilin new epidemic prevention and control work, the concentric, overcome the current difficulties. Faw Volkswagen always according to the jilin province epidemic prevention and control]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
ZAKER:
【重庆岁女童在幼儿园心脏骤停死亡?幼儿园承认,教委街道“互踢皮球”】 重庆一岁女童在幼儿园心脏骤停死亡,园方承认确有此事,当地教委街道“互踢皮球”。警方回应>> tAxrE
[Chongqing old girl in the kindergarten sudden cardiac arrest death? Kindergarten acknowledged that education street kick each 】 chongqing year old girls sudden cardiac arrest death in kindergarten, the park admitted this parody, the local education committee streets kick each other. The police response > > tAxrE]
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