冷笑话精选:
@大脑切片转发微博
[@ brain slice forwarding microblogging]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
巴曙松:
分享图片
[Share photos]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
但斌:
转:平心论 tAJgEEA
[Turn tAJgEEA to theory]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
央视新闻:
【夜读丨#这个春分巧上加巧#[心]】#今日时分春分#。北半球自此日后昼长夜短,愿你不负长日,奔赴热爱! tAJgTwY
[The night 丨 # # the vernal equinox on qiao qiao [heart]] # # today at the equinox. In the northern hemisphere has since nights are short in the future, may you not long, to love! tAJgTwY]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号,是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
优酷:
晚安,今天的微博先发到这里
[Good night, todays weibo to here first]
新浪汽车:
#中国车手周冠宇首战F# 周冠宇的第一场F排位赛进入Q,最终以第名完赛。
[F # # China rider Zhou Guanyu opener Zhou Guanyu first qualifying into F Q, finally finished the first name.]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷:
#GAI 秘密#@GAI周延 @康姆士COMZ 用慵懒舒适的歌声缓缓唱出了深藏在自己心中的《秘密》,让我们随着他们歌声一同轻轻摇摆起来~#上优酷看天赐的声音# tAJdmAi
[# # @ GAI GAI secret order @, Mr James COMZ slowly with a languid is lazy and comfortable song to sing the secret hidden deep in their hearts, let us together with their song gently swing up ~ # # tAJdmAi youku to see gods voice]
央视新闻:
【#马龙说明天比赛很难今晚先把英语讲了#[哈哈]】今晚,马龙@captain龙 晋级WTT新加坡大满贯男单决赛。赛后,他用英语接受采访:“WTT的经理告诉我,如果我夺冠就用英语接受采访。我觉得明天比赛很困难,不一定还有机会说,所以今天就先说了吧~”看视频↓网友:#龙式散装英语怪可爱的#[哈哈]
[【 # Malone said the game is hard to speak English first tonight tomorrow # [ha ha]] tonight, Malone @ captain dragon promotion WTT Singapore grand slam mens singles final. After the game, he said in an interview in English WTT manager told me that if I win in English for an interview. I find it hard to race tomorrow, may not have the chance to speak, so today just say first ~ video left netizen # dragon type bulk blame lovely English # (ha ha)]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号,是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
优酷:
#张鹤伦生日快乐# 小酷送上迟来的祝福,㊗️@张鹤伦 生日快乐!
愿小白能歌曲随口改,心情永开怀~
希望你能永葆初心,用热爱来坚持漫长岁月[心]
#上优酷看德云社#
tAxTVBC
[# # Zhang Helun happy birthday little cool on a belated blessing, ㊗ ️ @ Zhang Helun happy birthday! < br > can let small white songs freely change, mood always laugh ~ < br > I hope you can forever beginners mind, use love to stick to long years [heart] < br > # on youku watch Devon community # < br > tAxTVBC]
央视新闻:
【[话筒]#天睡不好就可能长胖#】#早睡一定程度上能预防肥胖#?是的,你没听错。研究显示,睡眠不足会导致内分泌紊乱,激素水平改变,刺激食欲;夜里深度睡眠的黄金时段,生长激素分泌增加,利于脂肪分解和血糖代谢。如果睡得晚、睡不好,错过深度睡眠黄金时段,体重便可能增加,引发肥胖。今晚,祝你
[[[microphone] # # days cant sleep can fat] # # early to bed, a certain extent, can prevent obesity? Yes, you heard me. Research shows that lack of sleep can cause the endocrine disorder, hormone level changes, stimulate appetite; Deep sleep at night prime-time, growth hormone secretion to increase, adipose decompose and glucose metabolism. If you slept late, dont sleep well, miss deep sleep prime-time, weight can increase, cause obesity. Tonight, I wish you the best]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号,是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
新浪新闻客户端:
#深夜大明白# 每天都在云养小狗狗!太治愈我啦~ tAJSlr
[# # the night big understand cloud a puppy dog every day! I ~ tAJSlr too cure]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷:
#酷酷日爆社# 今天,@TFBOYS-王源 为电影《地久天长》演唱的推广曲《友谊地久天长》MV发布三年整。
伴着少年温暖清澈的歌声,说一句今天的晚安 tAJndP
[# club # today, cool day @ TFBOYS hanah for the movie forever singing song friendship forever in the promotion of the MV release the whole three years. < br > with young warm clear singing, saying goodnight tAJndP today]
汽车之家:
#晚安家人# 你独自一人驾车,最远开过多少公里?
[# # good night family you drive alone, how many miles to the farthest? ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
ZAKER:
#深夜ZAKER# 守护好自己的平静,平静就会反过来守护自己。——《半山文集》
[# ZAKER# late at night to protect their own quiet, calm will, in turn, to protect themselves. - the mid-levels writings.]
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