冷笑话精选：
好厉害@吃不胖的小我在人间凑数那些年[跪了]@是璃月呀_好牛哇好牛哇@比邻若天涯她会一手弹钢琴，一手弹古筝。 我会一手拿手机，一手拿筷子。
[Very fierce @ the ego of eat not fat quantity among those years] [kneeling @ is glass month ah _ good cow cow @ if near the end of the world she would play the piano, play guzheng. I will be in one hand and phone in one hand and chopsticks.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#IU出国机场图#】IU出国机场图，人气满满又礼貌温暖的IU，气质真的好绝，又乖又奶啊！希望IU一切顺利！tAait
[IU # # IU airport figure abroad 】 【 abroad airport figure, sentiment and polite full warm IU, temperament is really good, and good milk! Hope everything goes well with IU! tAait]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【“长相、脾气差异大”#旬父亲起诉岁儿子求判非亲生#，鉴定：亲生的】近日，湖南省郴州市北湖区人民法院判决一起亲子关系纠纷案。年过六旬的父亲将岁的儿子告上法院，以儿子的长相、脾气、性格与自己大相径庭，请求判决认定儿子非其亲生。经过鉴定，这起父子“乌龙”事件真相大白：李某波是李某
[【 looks, temper big differences # ten-day father son at the age of biological #, for example, identification, biological 】 recently, hunan chenzhou beihu district peoples court ruling parent-child relationship with dispute. Past sixtys father will old son to court, to sons appearance, temperament, character and their different, request upheld son not its own. After appraisal, the father and son oolong event truth li mou wave is li mou]
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汽车之家：
#上车走吧#【混动雅阁一箱油综合续航超km？】北京往返阿那亚超过km，开一台混动雅阁是不是可以一箱油跑完全程？tASP tASSX
[# # get on the bus go 【 hybrid accord a tank of gas and comprehensive range of super km? Beijing o that the back and forth more than km, open a hybrid accord can a tank of gas and ran all the way? TASP tASSX]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
央视新闻：
【转发提醒！#每天睡眠不足小时当心高血压肺栓塞#】今天世界睡眠日，有研究表明，血糖、血压、心律的节律性改变都需靠睡眠维持。每天睡眠小于小时，是高血压、房颤、肺栓塞和慢性缺血性心脏病的潜在风险因素。此外，#睡眠障碍可致糖尿病阿尔茨海默病#，还易诱发抑郁、焦虑等心理疾病。怎样调节睡眠障
[Forward [remind! # sleep hours a day look out hypertension pulmonary embolism # 】 today world sleep day, research has shown that blood glucose, blood pressure, heart rate, rhythmic need to sleep for a change. Sleep less than hours, every day is hypertension, atrial fibrillation, pulmonary embolism, and the potential risk factors of chronic ischemic heart disease. In addition, # can lead to diabetes, sleep disorders, alzheimers disease #, also easy to cause the mental illness such as depression and anxiety. How to adjust the sleep barrier]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
南方都市报：
#深圳开工首日咖啡店挤满外卖员#【马力全开！#直击深圳人开工首日#：有人捧电脑上班，有人爆单】月日起，全市恢复正常工作秩序和生产经营，公交、地铁等公共交通将全面恢复运行，各类餐饮机构堂食按%限流开放。恢复正常工作生活秩序情况如何？多路南都记者直击现场。tAXHK
[Crowded take-away member # # shenzhen starts coffee shop on the first day the firing! # # hit shenzhen people starting on the first day someone with a computer to work, someone explodes the single 】 month day, back to normal working order in the city and the production and business operation, bus, subway and other public transport will fully recover, all kinds of dining establishments eat-in press % current-limiting open. Work life order situation back to normal? How the lunan reporters seem to have hit the scene. tAXHK]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
ZAKER：
【#曝iPadAir品控下降#，外壳更薄、轻压后背显示屏变形】据外媒MacRumors报道，国外社交网站Reddit上一个帖子称，苹果iPad Air 品控的似乎下降，会吱吱作响、拿起来轻飘飘，甚至在设备背面轻微施加压力就能使显示屏变形。目前也尚不清楚原因，苹果也未回应。@知未科技 tAxxNl
[【 # exposure iPadAir qc drop #, thinner, lighter pressure back screen deformed 】 according to foreign media MacRumors reports, foreign social networking site Reddit, according to a post on apple Air quality control seems to be falling, would pick up creaking, light, even slight pressure on the underside of the device can make screen deformation. Also it is not clear at present, apple didnt respond. @ know not tAxxNl science and technology]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：
#宋亚轩杨迪神预言吴彤进门口头禅# 聪明的轩轩@时代少年团-宋亚轩 和迪哥@杨迪 实在是太有默契了！精准预言吴彤的口头禅，小酷也很想知道吴彤到底有多爱说这句“啥呀”～#上优酷看王牌对王牌#
[# Song Yaxuan yandi god prophecy denis mantra that take the door porch porch @ # smart era youth club - Song Yaxuan and Cedric diggory @ yandi is too have the tacit understanding! Accurate predictions denis mantra, small cool also wanted to know how love denis said that the sentence what ah ~ youku watch ace to ace # #]
微博时尚：
#VOGUE+四月刊##VOGUE+客座编辑易烊千玺# 易烊千玺在小刘的地下室里，与他进行了一次深刻的交流。
“你想过现实问题吗？比如做乐队能不能赚钱什么的？”
“你担心吗？如果有同事发现你玩乐队的话。”
“你想聊聊工作么？白天的那种。”
@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 与小刘的完整版采访，将于VOGUE+杂志四月刊中
[# # # VOGUE + issue of VOGUE + guest editor Jackson # Jackson in xiao lius basement, carried out a deep communication with him. < br > you thought that the real problem? Such as the band could make money? < br > you worry about? If colleagues have found that you play with the band. < br > you want to talk about work? During the day. < br > < br > @ TFBOYS - Jackson with xiao liu full version of the interview, will be in the April issue of the VOGUE magazine +]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
新浪新闻客户端：
【#香港暂缓全民强制核酸检测#】月日，香港特区政府宣布暂缓全民强制核酸检测工作。（央视）
[A moratorium on the national compulsory nucleic acid detection # # Hong Kong 】 【 month day, Hong Kong SAR government announced a moratorium on the national compulsory nucleic acid detection work. (CCTV)]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#易烊千玺自然卷封面造型# 期待平和小谢和摇滚小刘！
[# # Jackson natural roll cover modelling expect peace xiaoxie and rock xiao liu! ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#乐事薯片被曝吃出一撮毛# 超市：赔付三包薯片】近日，齐女士在联华超市上海浦新店购买了三包乐事薯片，在吃薯片时发现带有一撮莫名毛发的薯片。齐女士称，毛发像炸焦的头发搞不清楚像什么。齐女士多次尝试联系乐事官方，均未得到回应。齐女士希望乐事方面能够检测成分并给出个合理的答复。联华超市
[【 # lays potato chips had to eat a peck of MAO # supermarket pay packets of crisps 】 recently, ms qi in lianhua supermarket, Shanghai pu new store bought three packs of lays potato chips, eating potato chips were found with a pinch of strange hair of potato chips. Hair like Fried coke, said ms qi, hair dont know what like. Official has made several attempts to contact ms joy, has not been answered. Ms qi hope joy is capable of detecting components and give a reasonable reply. Lianhua supermarket,]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#大厂晋升有多难#：连续次失败，我在大厂艰难晋升】在一家超级短视频平台连续三次晋升失败后，乔佳逐渐失去了耐心。现在她已经不报希望了，只是希望薪资涨得快一点儿。不止她一人有这样的感触。互联网行业从狂飙突进、业务快速扩张到趋于平缓，大厂减少了招聘规模，晋升自然也会更少。大部分员工的
[【 # # how difficult is it to big promotion failures in a row, I in big difficult promotion 】 in a super short video platform three consecutive failed, promotion Qiao Jia gradually lost patience. Now she is no longer to hope, just hope wages have risen quickly. More than one person she has such a feeling. Internet industry from a surge, rapid business expansion to flatten out, companies reduce the size of the recruitment, promotion and have fewer natural. Most of the employees]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车：
【#欧拉好猫宣布涨价#】官方称受到上游原材料涨价影响，将对款好猫（含GT版）进行调价，补贴后售价上涨-元不等，此次调价将于月日零时开始，在此之前支付的用户不受影响。据悉，款好猫售价为.-.万元，好猫GT官方指导价为.万起。
[Euler good cat announced price increases # # 】 【 officials say affected by upstream raw material prices, will be in a good cat (GT) to carry on the adjustment, subsidies prices - yuan, after the adjustment to begin in the month at, before paying users are not affected. It is reported, a good cat for. -. Ten thousand yuan, a good cat GT is the official price. All up. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测# 【ZEEKR 首次年度大更新体验来了】ZEEKR 年度大更新来了！ZAD首度开放 还有多功能解锁~tAIWZ tAaoB
[# # every test evaluation first annual renewal experience to 】 【 ZEEKR ZEEKR annual big update! ZAD first open and multi-function unlock ~ tAIWZ tAaoB]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
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