冷笑话精选：
据说对着这个BGM许愿，生日就能过三天？这么长的“升”日，翻身农奴把歌唱的机会来了？没准这就是我暴富的机会呢？我这就去研究下@滴滴专车 怎么“mainframe”升舱~月每周，升舱勾选专车折起！月日至日，发微博带话题#生日过三天怎么了# 并@滴滴专车 三天都有机会赢最高元内免费专车「...全文： m.weibo
[It is said that wishing on a the BGM, birthday can have three days? Such rose, long emancipated serfs the chance to sing here? Maybe it was the chance I get rich? Ill go to study how the mainframe @ drops under the car upgrades - month every week, upgrades check the car to fold! Day to day, tweeting with topic # birthday after three days how # @ drops for three days to have the opportunity to win the highest free car within ... m. eibo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
平安北京：
#高考加油#【心真大！考生身份证“失踪”，拿户口本“碰运气”……】昨晚发现身份证找不到了，考生今晨拿着户口本到校门口“碰运气”，得知无法进校，当即慌了神。在交警和派出所民警的帮助下，分钟后，他拿到了派出所开具的临时证明，时整，他在考点大门开放时，顺利排队进校。
早晨点半，正在北...全文： m.weibo
[# # the university entrance exam go 【 heart really big! The examinee identity card disappeared, take the registered permanent residence this getting chance... 】 Last night found that cant find my id card, the examinee with hu kou book to school this morning luck, learn not to school, out instantly. With the help of the traffic police and local police station polices, minutes later, he got the temporary certificate, police station, when he was in the examination site when the door open, smooth line up to school. < br > < br > PM in the morning and in the north... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
【经过其他公司转让，#字节跳动获字节汽车商标#】
企查查APP显示，近期“字节汽车”商标被转让 ，受让公司为北京字节跳动网络技术有限公司，目前商标状态为已注册，国际分类包含类设计研究、类通讯服务、类科学仪器等。
[【 after other company transfer, # # bytes to beat a byte automobile trademark 】 < br > < br > companies check APP, according to a recent byte car trademark is transferred, the transferee company of Beijing byte beating network technology co., LTD., is the registered trademark status at present, the international classification includes design study, class communication services, scientific instruments, etc. ]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#班主任拄拐杖为学生送考#[心]】月日，湖北武汉。吴家山第四中学考点，高三班主任郑方明拄着拐杖为学生们加油。一个月前她不小心摔了一跤，导致左腿骨折。正值高考冲刺期，郑方明说，我是班主任，陪伴了孩子们三年，这个节骨眼我必须陪在他们身边。tAVQeVjJ
[【 # class teacher on crutches for the students to send test # [heart]] month day, hubei wuhan. Wujiashan fourth middle school examination, senior teacher in charge Zheng Fangming cheer for the students on crutches. A month ago she accidentally fell and lead to fracture in his left leg. Comes at a time when the university entrance exam sprint phase, Zheng Fangming said, I am a teacher in charge, to accompany the children for three years, this point I must accompany in their side. tAVQeVjJ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【年前故意拿“零分”的高考生 现在怎么样了？】年前，一个名叫徐孟南的尖子生，因年少轻狂故意放弃高考，在答题纸上明确写下希望高考得到分。如今年过去了，他现在过得如何？他后悔自己曾经的选择吗？面对记者采访时，他对今年的高考生说了这么一段话↓↓经历讲述>>tAVGjMs
[【 years ago deliberately take zero high examinee now? Years ago, a man named Xu Mengna a straight-a student, because the dazed and confused deliberately to give up the university entrance exam, write down clearly in the answer sheet want the university entrance exam to get points. Now years later, he how are you now? He regretted that he had the choice? In the face of reporters, he said to the students this year so a paragraph left left experience about > > tAVGjMs]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【同比增长.% 奇瑞集团公布月销量】月日，奇瑞控股集团（以下简称“奇瑞集团”）发布销量，在刚刚过去的月份，集团销售汽车辆，同比增长.%。其中，海外出口辆，增长.%，连续个月出口增幅超过%。-月份，集团累计销售汽车辆，同比增长.%。-月份，奇...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [% year-on-year growth. Chery group announced in sales] month day, chery holding group (hereinafter referred to as the chery group) issued a sales, in the past month, group sales of automotive vehicles, year-on-year growth. %. Among them, the overseas exports, growth. %, export growth more than % consecutive months. Cars sales units - in group, year-on-year growth. %. - in chi... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
微博汽车：
全新丰田LC，新鲜抵达港口#大V聊车#
[A new Toyota LC, fresh arrival port # big V car #]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
微博安全中心：
【微博发布失败报错情况汇总】，实用干货果断收藏[牛哞哞][牛哞哞]
[Summary 】 【 weibo launch failure error conditions, practical dry decisive collection [cows moo] [cows moo]]
微博安全中心，为您的账号安全保驾护航。
南方都市报：
#荔湾快点好起来#【原来你是这样的荔湾！快点好起来，我们约起来！】#荔湾其实好叻#空旷的街道，隔离的生活；湿透衣衫的医务人员，喊哑喉咙的基层服务者……突如其来的改变，让人几乎忘记了荔湾原有的模样。但我们想说，荔湾，其实好叻！这不过是场缓歇，相信很快，“一盅两件”就会回到荔湾人身边。...全文： m.weibo
[# # li wan get well [originally you are such a li wan! Get well soon, lets make up! # # li wan actually good le empty streets, and the isolation of life; The medical workers in wet clothes, shout throat dumb grassroots service... The sudden change, let a person almost forgotten li wans original shape. But we want to say that, li wan, really shocked! It is just a slow jehiel, believe that soon, a cup two will be back to li wan people. . The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#广州隔离病房名考生高考画面#曝光：交卷后试卷答题卡晾架子上消毒】月日，广州市第八医院名特殊的高三学生在病房参加了年高考。一名考生前期被确认为新冠肺炎无症状感染者，另一名因日凌晨核酸检测呈阳性被医院收治。考生交卷后，#隔离病房考生答题卡晾架子上消毒#，之后交给监考员回卷。...全文： m.weibo
[The isolation ward of examinee college entrance examination picture # # guangzhou exposure disinfection after submital paper sheet hanging shelf 】 month day, guangzhou th hospital special high three students participated in the year the university entrance exam in the ward. New crown pneumonia was confirmed as a candidate early asymptomatic infection, another at midnight because the nucleic acid testing positive for hospitals. The examinee after submital, # # disinfection isolation ward examinee sheet hanging shelf, after to examiners rollback. . The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#我们今天的生活就是他们的理想# #理想照耀中国远方不远开播# 《理想照耀中国》发布《远方，不远》选题海报！“我要上大学，我要参加高考。”朝着光芒，逐梦远方，用奋斗书写青春华章。@TFBOYS-王俊凯 @演员侯勇 @杨童舒 @周澄奥_Actor @演员杨猛 今天《远方，不远》优酷燃情上线，一起理想当燃。
[# we live today is their ideals # # shines China not far distant air # ideal shines China issued not far from the distant place, selected topic posters! I want to go to university, I want to attend the university entrance exam. Toward the light, dream far away, with youth struggle to write glorious chapter. @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang @ hou yong @ Yang Tongshu @ Zhou Cheng Mr _Actor @ dancers Yang Meng today not far from the distant place, youku, online, with ideal when burning. ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#岁高考生回应第次参加高考#：只想考进四川大学】月日，四川#岁高考生第次参加高考#，公开信息显示，这是他第次参加高考。梁实在考场外接受采访时表示，高考对自己来说没有期限，直到考上四川大学为止。关于有人质疑其参加高考系炒作，梁实称这种质疑很荒唐，别人没办法左右他的想法。...全文： m.weibo
[The high response for the first time to attend the university entrance exam examinee # # years old just want to get into sichuan university] month, sichuan students are for the first time to attend the university entrance exam # # years old, according to public information, this is his first time to attend the university entrance exam. Beam is the outside said in an interview, the university entrance exam no deadline for myself, until to sichuan university. About some question to attend the university entrance exam is hype, Liang Shi says this is a silly question, others cant or so his idea. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：
【#马斯克称安全是设计特斯拉的首要目标# #马斯克强调特斯拉安全性#】
刚刚，@ElonMusk 表示：安全是我们设计特斯拉的首要目标。@特斯拉 官方微博也发博再次强调“安全至上，始终是特斯拉所坚持的原则。”
[【 # musk says safety is the first goal of design tesla # # # musk emphasize tesla security 】 < br > just, @ ElonMusk said safety is our design of teslas priority. @ teslas official weibo also send Po again safety first, is always adhere to the principle of tesla. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
微博汽车：
充满情怀的一辆车，就是这么让人着迷#大V聊车#
[A car full of feelings, it is so fascinating # V car #]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
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