冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈救命@他只是个孩子啊我也没想到这么好笑哇哈@周星星和我吃五花肉好吗这个团我直接问专辑在哪个网有卖@瓦达西尼古嗑拉丝儿：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Ha ha ha ha ha help @ he is just a child, I dreamed so funny wow ha @ weeks stars and I eat pork belly? I ask the regiment album in which website sell @ tile darcys ancient ke drawing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【神反转！#女子被骗后冷静周旋反赚元#】前不久，张家港的伍女士接到一个自称是“网上商城客服”的电话，称要帮其取消误开通的会员。伍女士信以为真，按照对方要求转账多元后想起民警做过的反诈宣传，立即报警求助。结果骗子又打来电话，伍女士与骗子冷静周旋，让骗子以为其还蒙在鼓里，在收到...全文： m.weibo
[【 god inversion. # woman were tricked into cool moves against earn $# 】 after not long ago, ms wu of zhangjiagang received a self-proclaimed online mall customer service telephone, said the opening of the member to help its cancelled by mistake. Ms wu, in accordance with the requirements for each transfer of civilian police did after multiple anti cheat propaganda, immediately report to the police for help. Results cheater telephoned again, ms wu deal with crooks calm, let the cheater think its still in the dark, after receipt of the... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#情侣为爱用锁链锁住彼此天#，剪断锁链后立即分手】据@小央视频 消息：月日，为了挽救关系而将彼此锁在一起天的乌克兰情侣在剪开锁链后分手，两人坦言缺少隐私和空间最终让他们失去了这段感情。tAfvDTMc
[【 # couple # chains locked for love each other days, cut the chain immediately after break up 】 according to the small central @ video message June , to save the relationship and to lock together day Ukrainian couples break up after the cut open chains, two people finally admitted that the lack of privacy and space to let them lose this affection. tAfvDTMc]
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平安北京：
【北京公安项便民服务事项都可网上办】 tAfhPfu
[The Beijing public security matters convenient service item can be online do 】 tAfhPfu]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
优酷：
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[# # wai sweep floor to peanut butter finally wait until you, also good queer didnt give up! Core elder sister @ wai kara cough up ~ public today to sweep the floor condition and look really unique unique child, live also close peanuts series of package for you! Queer announced that the public today is not Yang Bi core, but the heart to warm Yang than heart ❤ ️ love the love ~ tAfhPgHv, # # forensic diary to start oh ~ VIP member first! ]
汽车之家：
#家家选车导购# 【对自己和家人好一点 入门紧凑型SUV推荐】不管是选车banana直播，还是编辑博客里大家的提问，万元SUV怎么选似乎是大家很关注的一个重点话题。之前我们给您推荐了比较多体型更庞大，空间更实用的中国品牌中型SUV，而今天我帮您看看市场中有哪些紧凑型的合资SUV值得推荐。...全文： m.weibo
[# # every car shoppers [introduction to a bit better to oneself and family compact SUV recommend 】 whether your car banana live, or edit your questions blog, ten thousand yuan SUV seems to be one of the focuses of attention is all topics. Before, we recommend you the more bigger size, space more practical Chinese brand midsize SUV, and today I help you to the market what compact SUV is worth to recommend a joint venture. . The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
【好家伙！#神后还有艘随时待命的神#】在神舟十二号发射前，神舟十三号也已整装待发，它具备快速发射和应急救援能力。据悉，本次研制任务神舟飞船为多船批次投产，#神神两船同时出厂#。专家：若神十二返回时有风险，那神十三在最短的时间发射上去，航天员就坐神十三返回。tAfvWccg
[【 boy! # god have ship on standby after # 】 before launch the shenzhou number twelve, shenzhou have been ready, it has rapid fire and emergency rescue capabilities. It is understood that the developed shenzhou missions for batch production, two ship at the same time, the factory # # god is god. Experts return to there is risk if god, that god in the shortest possible time to launch, the astronauts sitting to return to god. tAfvWccg]
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南方都市报：
【#男子买假名牌送女友牵出千万售假案#】扬州的王先生花元买了假名牌项链送女友，被女友当场拆穿，一气之下报警。民警调查涉案网店发现销售量巨大，当即立案侦查。经查，网店经营者是西安的郭某夫妇，#夫妻卖假奢侈品年获利万#。目前，郭某夫妇等人已被采取刑事强制措施。@荔枝新闻 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # men fake designer to send his girlfriend leads to do case # 】 counterfeits of yangzhou wang yuan necklace to send his girlfriend to buy fake goods, be girlfriend caught on the spot, in alarm. Police investigation in the case of online store found that sales volume is huge, immediately initiate an investigation. Via checking, online shop operators with couples is xi an, # # couples selling fake luxury annual profit. At present, with couples and others have been criminal compulsory measures are taken. @ litchi news... The full text m. eibo]
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张小娴：
已經有大半年沒有上茶樓吃點心了，叉燒包、腸粉、戈渣、玉玲糕 ...... 好吃，但很罪惡，第二天得跑一小時贖罪[允悲]
[Tea snack has been rectified, barbecued pork, rice rolls, ni slag, yuling cake... Good, but it was evil and the next day to run an hour sin [allow sad]]
我的唯一微信号：遇见张小娴（Miss_AmyZ）。工作联系：陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#初步研判象群已呈南返趋势# 要回家了吗？】 根据日晚上和日上午的监测情况来看，在玉溪市易门县十街乡逗留了十天后，日早上的 点分，象群进入到峨山县大龙潭乡龙溪谷村；上午点分，象群在峨山县大龙潭乡迭所村休息。根据白天无人机组的监测，它们一直睡到下午点左右。象群从西双版...全文： m.weibo
[【 # to preliminary elephant population has showed a trend of south return # going home? Based on Tuesday night and morning monitoring, in yuxi dalongkou county township street for ten days later, some points in the morning, elephants into the big asan county longtan township stream Gu Village; Some points in the morning, elephants in asan county longtan township idea that village to have a rest. According to the unmanned monitoring of the unit during the day, they slept until o clock in the afternoon. Elephants from the west double version... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
【#美国调查特斯拉起事故# 美监管机构多次调查特斯拉 起车祸致人死亡】据@麻辣车评官方微博 ，特斯拉正在接受美国汽车安全监管机构调查，调查涉及起驾驶辅助系统事故。tAfvFdDv
[【 # # the survey tesla accident beauty repeated investigations by the regulatory authorities tesla crashes kill 】 according to @ spicy car review official weibo, tesla is under the U.S. auto safety regulators investigation, investigation involves driving assistant system accidents. tAfvFdDv]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【建议调整下班时间，答复来了！[话筒]】近日，广西一位网友通过网络领导留言板反映，希望调整下班时间方便接娃。对此许多网友表示，接送时间与上下班时间有冲突是普遍现象。上下班时间与其他事情冲突了怎么办？单位若真有需要调整工作时间，需要走哪些程序？官方答复来了>>tAfPFdYF
[【 suggestion adjustment time from work, reply here! [microphone]] recently, the guangxi leadership through the network message boards reflect a netizen, want to adjust the time convenient to pick her from work. Many netizens said the pick-up time and commuting time has a conflict is a common phenomenon. Commuting time conflict with other things? Unit if have the need to adjust the work time, what procedures need to go? The official reply to > > tAfPFdYF]
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南方都市报：
【#女子吃粽子误吞枣核险刺破主动脉#[衰]】近日，黑龙江林口县，陆女士吃粽子不慎误吞枣核，喉咙被卡住，疼痛剧烈。医生表示，枣核尖端已刺入食管壁，距离主动脉弓只有五毫米。最终，在消化内镜、异物钳帮助下，医生小心翼翼取出了枣核，患者转危为安。看看新闻tAfPGqPw
[[# women eating zongzi ingestion date risks to Pierce the aortic # [failure]] recently, the heilongjiang province linkou, ms lu eating zongzi accidentally swallowed a handful, stuck throat, pain. The doctor said, a handful cutting-edge has penetrated feed tube wall, only five millimeters from the aorta. Finally, in digestive endoscopy, foreign body forceps help, the doctor carefully took out a handful of patients turned the corner. Take a look at news tAfPGqPw]
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新浪汽车：
#如何教会小朋友安全出行# 安全出行无小事，家长一定要把安全意识传授给小朋友～
[# # how to teach children safe travel safe travel no small matter, parents must imparting safety awareness to kid ~]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【人打完疫苗仍染新冠 涉这两款疫苗】日，#广东新增例本土确诊#，#柳州新增例境外输入阳性感染者#。疫情最新情况↓↓据外媒报道，截至日时，韩国累计例完成疫苗接种后确诊的病例，涉及这两款疫苗↓↓为何接种了疫苗仍会感染？接不接种新冠疫苗感染后有何差别？解读>>tAfPkYJb
[【 people play vaccine still dye new crown 】 the two vaccine, # # guangdong native new cases confirmed, # # liuzhou new cases outside the input positive patients. Latest epidemic situation left left, according to foreign media reports as of the day, South Korea accumulated cases of confirmed cases after vaccination, involving the two vaccine left left why vaccinated will still be an infection? Receive not vaccinated against new crown infection after the difference? Read > > tAfPkYJb]
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