冷笑话精选：
以后要做一个好家长啊@林晴夏戳中我了，希望以后我能在鸡娃浪潮中保持清醒。@肆零肆玩家鸡娃浪潮中的一股清流…
[Later to be a good parent @ Lin Qingxia poke me, hope I can stay awake in the chicken in the tide of Eva. @ zero player chicken Eva spreading wave spreading in a desire...]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博汽车：
#我与汽车的日常#新系再一次挑战奔驰S的江湖地位（圣保罗黄色车漆是不是很像一款新能源[偷笑]）
[# # and my car daily new challenge again Mercedes S jianghu status (Sao Paulo yellow paint is very like a new energy [laughing])]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
卢健生：
@蔡瀾 先生看看這個。
[@ Mr Chua lam, look at this.]
Z CAM 首席执行官
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【中国力量！#京新高速全线建成通车#】月日，京新高速梧桐大泉至木垒段公路项目建成通车，此举标志着横跨个省份、总长多公里的京新高速公路全线建成通车。京新高速途经巴丹吉林、乌兰布和、腾格里三大沙漠，是世界最长沙漠高速公路。京新高速的全线通车，构筑起从中国北部进入新疆的最快捷大通...全文： m.weibo
[The new high-speed across China power! # Beijing opened # 】 month day, Beijing new high-speed wutong big spring was open to traffic project road to wood base, marking the across the province, with many kilometers of Beijing new open to traffic highway across the board. Beijing new high-speed via the badain jaran, ulan buh, tengger desert, is the worlds longest desert highway. Beijing new high-speed line to build from northern China into xinjiang the quickest chase... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#三峡巫峡口云翻浪涌宛如仙境#【#巫峡云海绝美仙境#[憧憬][围观]】地处湖北省恩施州巴东县的长江三峡巫峡口峡长谷深、奇峰突兀。近日，一场大雨后，朵朵白云从天际飘来，巫峡口云翻浪涌，宛如仙境。tAfVFaCX
[# three gorges wu gorge mouth cloud over surge this world # # # [wu gorge of clouds beautiful wonderland [hope] [watch]] is located in enshi badong county, hubei province in the Yangtze river three gorges wu gorge mouth long gorge deep valley, mountain peaks. Recently, after a heavy rain, the clouds from the sky, wu gorge mouth surge cloud, like a fairyland. tAfVFaCX]
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刘彦斌：
老乡见老乡，一起拉裤裆[泪][泪][泪][泪][泪][泪]
[Townee see townee, pull together crotch [tears] [tears] [tears] [tears] [tears] [] of tears]
冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈傻得可爱@慕筠@熊孩子翻车现场大只但很怂@快乐储存所哈哈哈哈哈@惨绿少年金三坨太委屈@文科班校花酱太可爱了[可怜]@颜文字君哈士奇好傻啊哈哈哈哈@水晶男孩鸡大帅哈哈哈这个哭声是认真的吗
[Ha ha ha ha ha silly get cute @ MuJun @ bear children overturned the big happy but very unintelligent @ storage ha ha ha ha ha @ miserably green young king three tuo beauty queen sauce is too cute too injustice @ liberal arts class good [poor] @ performing word jun husky dumb mew ahaha chicken prince ha ha ha ha ha @ crystal boy this cry is serious]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#怦然心动岁恋综第一吻# 还有谁没看这期《怦然心动岁》嘛？董晚辉@iamhuhu 为牙牙@张浩昕 在海边铺出一条玫瑰花小道，静静的陪她等待日出。牙牙在给辉辉的情书中说到：人都是越被爱越可爱，谢谢你能爱我，我也爱你。#牙牙辉辉海边拥吻#
tAfffeM
[# # heartache, love of the first kiss and who didnt watch this phase of the age of heartache? Hui dong late @ iamhuhu for fang @ Zhang Haoxin spread out on the beach, a roses path quietly waiting for the sunrise with her. Fang in his letter to hui hui said people are more to be loved more lovely, thank you can love me, I love you, too. # # fang hui hui seaside kiss < br > tAfffeM]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【可穿戴面料中嵌入核酸生物传感器，#能测空气中新冠病毒的口罩或面世#】根据英国《自然·生物技术》杂志日发表的一篇论文，美国科学家团队使用CRISPR技术成功研发了可穿戴、冻干、无细胞的合成生物学传感器，其检测结果不但能与实验室结果一致，还可以嵌入柔性基质中，用于实时、动态监测目标病原体...全文： m.weibo
[【 wearable material embedded in the DNA biosensor, # of the air new crown virus can test available masks or # 】 according to the British journal nature biotechnology, published a paper, scientists in the United States team used CRISPR technology successfully developed wearable, freeze-dried, synthetic biology sensor without cells, the test result can not only consistent with the laboratory results, can also be embedded in the flexible matrix, for real-time and dynamic monitoring target pathogens... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【暖心！#老师接力撑伞为学生搭临时避雨通道# 网友：小小的伞撑起一片天[抱一抱]】#老师们雨中为学生接力撑伞分钟#月日，云南邵通。盐津县一小学学业水平考试的考点外，数名教师在大雨中连成一条线为学生们撑伞。学校工作人员称，当天雨很大，学生们携带饭盒正从教室往住处走，路上约有近两公里路...全文： m.weibo
[The warm heart! # teacher relay umbrellas for students to take a temporary shelter channel # netizen small umbrella hold up one day [embrace a embrace]] # teachers for the students in the rain the relay umbrellas minutes # month day, yunnan Shao Tong. YanJin county, a primary school level examination examination site, the number of teachers are associated with a line in the heavy rain carries an umbrella for the students. School officials say, the day the rain is very big, the students carry lunch box is on his way home from the classroom, about nearly two kilometers on the road... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车：
【新规来了! #月起机动车尾气排放不达标需召回#】#月起机动车发票实行一车一票#，即一辆机动车只能开具一张机动车销售统一发票。除此之外，机动车将由安全召回扩展至排放召回。机动车排放超标的种情形为：①由于涉及生产缺陷，导致机动车排放大气污染物超过标准；②由于不符合规定的环境保护耐久性...全文： m.weibo
[The new rules come! # in motor vehicle exhaust emissions to be recalled to make # 】 # in motor vehicle invoice for a car a ticket #, namely a vehicles can only open a motor vehicle sales invoice. In addition, the motor vehicle to expand by safety recall to recall. Situation of vehicle emissions levels are as follows () because of manufacturing defects, lead to motor vehicle discharge atmospheric pollutants exceed standard; () because of the durability of is not in conformity with the provisions of the environmental protection... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
24小时新闻：
【每一帧都震撼！#秒看白鹤滩水电站从无到有#】月日，据央视新闻，金沙江白鹤滩水电站首批机组投产发电。白鹤滩水电站共安装台单机容量万千瓦水轮发电机组，这是目前世界上单机容量最大的水电机组。单台机组每分钟就能发电近.万度！ tAftZck
[【 every frame shock! # # s see crane from scratch of letan hydropower station] month, according to CCTV news, jinsha crane operating the first unit of letan hydropower station. Crane total installed sets of letan hydropower station capacity of kw hydro-generator units, this is the capacity in the worlds largest hydropower. A single unit per minute can close. Thousands of degrees! tAftZck]
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汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测# 【能否解决误触？体验#特斯拉#召回升级】汽车之家第一时间对特斯拉召回OTA升级进行了体验，同时也与未升级车辆进行了对比。经过对比我们明显发现，升级后的车辆在起步后和低速行驶时，可激活主动巡航系统的可用条件更高，经过与官方求证，车辆升级后会在红绿灯、低速起步、车门后备厢...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # 【 can solve by accident? Experience teslas # recall upgrade 】 car home for the first time to experience tesla recall OTA upgrade, and at the same time and not upgrade the vehicle were compared. After comparison we can clearly found that the updated car travels after starting and low speed, can activate the initiative of the cruising system available condition is higher, with the official proof, vehicle after the upgrade will at the traffic light, slow start, the load... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#许杰为说感觉来了#本期《怦然心动岁》中，伴随着浪漫的海风#许杰为对非儿表白#了！许杰为@_杰为不是结尾 问朱非儿@半途鹅飞 愿不愿意给自己一个机会再试一下，终于要实现双向奔赴了吗？一起来听听非儿是怎么回答的吧！
tAffJcR
[# # chrno said to feel to the current the age of heartache, accompanied by romantic sea breeze # chrno as to vindicate FeiEr #! Chrno for @ _ jay is not the end ask zhu FeiEr @ geese fly halfway willing to give yourself a chance to try again, finally to realize the two-way to? Listen to how FeiEr answer together! < br > tAffJcR]
优酷：
#张欣尧说看恋综有代入感#这是什么奇奇怪怪的发言，想知道张欣尧到底把自己代入了谁？那还不快来优酷看#怦然心动岁#，和春日一班同学们感受海边的夏天～
tAffxxg
[# # Zhang Xinyao said see love all have the sense what is this strange speech, want to know who put himself into the Zhang Xinyao? That still not quick to youku see # # age of heartache, and spring, a group of students feel the summer by the sea ~ < br > tAffxxg]
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