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哈哈哈哈哈救命好好笑@小巴樱桃当然不合[doge]曾毅被女粉丝亲，花在旁边笑到抬不起头@妹宝特攻凤凰传奇队内不合实锤！！短短秒没想到会这么好笑🆘
[Ha ha ha ha ha help laugh @ minibus cherries out [doge] chenrui, of course, be female fans, flowers beside laugh to lift head @ sister treasure to attack the phoenix legend team not real hammer!! I didnt expect to be so funny 🆘 within seconds]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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【#喀喇昆仑战士用雪水洗衣#：衣服再脏心里干净就行】坚守海拔米前线哨点的喀喇昆仑年轻战士，因为用水很珍贵，只能一个月用雪水洗一次衣服。但他称衣服再脏，心里干净就行了。[心]致敬，#平凡英雄#！ tAfjOs
[[# karakoram warriors to consume the laundry with # clothes dirty heart clean line 】 again stick to elevation metres front sentinel karakoram young warrior, because water is very precious, only one month use water to wash clothes at a time. But he said clothes dirty again, the in the mind have to do is clean. [heart], # # ordinary hero! tAfjOs]
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【岁时为救弟弟失去双手 “浴火女孩”高考成绩出了！】年前，岁的唐敏为救仅岁的弟弟，冲进火海，全身烧伤面积达%。唐敏的下肢被截去，上肢仅保住手臂和左手拇指。今年月，已是高三学生的唐敏坐在轮椅上，走进高考考场。她考得如何？“浴火女孩”说出自己的一个小心愿>> tAfyuAOx
[Age [to save brother lost both hands bath fire girl of the university entrance exam!] Years ago, tang min at the age of only old brother to save, rushed into the fire and the whole body burn area of %. Tang min of lower limb amputated, upper limbs only keep arms and left thumb. Month this year, is a senior student of tang min a wheelchair and went into the examination. How is she? Bath fire girl say their own a small dream > > tAfyuAOx]
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【为上太空水果都拼了！#苹果打败橙子成为太空水果#[并不简单]】此次神舟十二号飞行任务中，给航天员们配备了余种航天食品，荤素搭配、营养均衡，其中准备的水果是苹果。为什么选择苹果？戳↓听#朱广权#即兴顺口溜为打败橙子的“太空水果”苹果打call[馋嘴] #中国航天员空间站生活日常#央视新闻...全文： m.weibo
[[for the space of fruit all spell! # # apple beat oranges into space [] are not simple 】 the mission of the shenzhou number twelve, over to the astronauts equipped with space food, hun vegetable collocation, balanced nutrition, including preparation of fruit is apple. Why did you choose the apple? Stamp left to # # Zhu Guangquan improvisation in mandarin to beat the orange fruit space apple play call [available] # # China astronaut space station daily CCTV news... The full text m. eibo]
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【#高校毕业典礼洒水车降温意外现彩虹# 学生：真正迎着彩虹奔向远方🌈】月日，@吉林农业大学 毕业典礼上，由于天气炎热，学校安排了洒水车为现场降温。洒水车作业时，车尾意外出现一道彩虹，引起了同学们的热烈欢呼。毕业生称，这一幕和校歌中的“迎着彩虹，奔向远方”相呼应，十分应景，感觉这种...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # university graduation ceremony sprinkler cooling accident now rainbow student truly meet the rainbow towards the distant 🌈 】, February nd @ jilin agricultural university graduation ceremony, due to the hot weather, the school arranged the sprinkler to cool the scene. When the sprinkler, the rear of the car accident appear a rainbow, caused the students cheered. Graduates, according to the scene and the Alma mater of against the rainbow, towards the distant photograph echo, very appropriate, the feeling that... The full text m. eibo]
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#家家新闻# 【全新沃尔沃XC确认将转型为纯电动SUV】近日，沃尔沃官方确认了未来全新一代沃尔沃XC将转型为纯电动SUV，其也会是自沃尔沃XC纯电动版车型以来的又一台主力纯电动产品。tAfymjP
[# # every news [new Volvo XC confirmation will transition to pure electric SUV 】 recently, Volvos official confirmed the Volvo XC will transition to the next new generation all-electric SUV, it would also be since Volvo XC pure electric version of the model is a main electric products. tAfymjP]
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我下决心了，明天大声喊出来[拳头][拳头][拳头][拳头][拳头][哈哈]
[I make up my mind to, loudly shout out tomorrow [fist] [fist] [fist] [fist] [fist] (ha ha)]
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【#研究发现花粉粒可携带新冠病毒# 但该影响较小】月日，一项发表在美国物理联合会期刊《流体物理学》上的研究称，新冠肺炎感染率与花粉浓度之间存在相关性，每个花粉粒一次可携带数百个病毒颗粒。此前一项研究称，若空气中花粉含量每立方米增加粒，新冠感染率会平均增加%。不过有德国专家表示...全文： m.weibo
[【 # study found that the pollen grain can carry the new champions league # but the smaller effect 】 month, a study published in the journal of the American association of physics of the fluid physics, according to research in the new crown pneumonia infection rate and the correlation between pollen concentration, each pollen grain can carry hundreds of virus particles at a time. Previously, according to a study if the pollen in the air content increase grain per cubic meter, the new crown infection rates will increase the average %. But German experts said... The full text m. eibo]
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【医生建议：#发呆能防脑过劳#】“脑过劳”是指大脑接受的信息量过大，超过其处理能力，导致出现疲惫状态。那该如何防止“脑过劳”？医生建议：①放空大脑②做简单的家务③出门散散步。好了，一起来定个小目标：#每天发个小呆给大脑放个假# @新华社 tAfyMlUu
[[the doctor suggested # # stunned can prevent brain strain 】 brain strain refers to the brain to accept the amount of information is too large, more than its processing power, resulting in fatigue status. That how to prevent brain strain? The doctor suggested that () empty brain () to do simple chores () to go out for a walk. Ok, together to make a small goal # daily send a small stay put a false # @ xinhua tAfyMlUu brain]
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【#小米或将销售新能源汽车换电设施#小米有品经营范围新增新能源汽车换电设施销售】
据天眼查APP显示，月日，小米有品关联公司有品信息科技有限公司发生工商变更，经营范围新增新能源汽车电附件销售；新能源汽车换电设施销售等。（界面新闻）
[【 # millet or sales of new energy vehicles for electric facilities # millet has new product scope of business of new energy vehicles in the electric facilities sales 】 < br > according to check the APP shows the inner eye, June , millet have product affiliate product information technology co., LTD., industrial and commercial change, scope of business of new new energy automobile electrical accessories sales; New energy vehicles in the electric facilities, sales, etc. (interface)]
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【#毕业生给妈妈穿硕士服圆梦#】月日，陕西西安，陕西科技大学毕业典礼上，姚曼清研究生毕业，父母从辽宁过来参加女儿毕业典礼。为完成妈妈心愿，女儿给妈妈穿上自己的研究生硕士服。妈妈介绍以前没条件，一直有一个梦想，现在在女儿身上实现了，很开心。@沸点拍客 tAfyjgN
[【 # # graduates to the mother masters clothing] month day, xi an, shaanxi university of science and technology, the graduation ceremony, Yao Manqing from graduate school parents daughter graduation from liaoning province. Wish to complete the mother, the daughter to graduate students mother put on his masters clothes. Mother introduced havent conditions, there has been a dream, now in daughter, very happy. Take the guest tAfyjgN @ the boiling point]
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【#巴菲特称已捐赠一半财富#，巴菲特捐亿美元股票累计达亿美元】巴菲特月日称，将辞去比尔和梅林达·盖茨基金会受托人的职务，同时向包括盖茨基金会在内的五家基金会捐赠价值亿美元的伯克希尔公司股票。巴菲特称他已经完成了一半的捐赠目标，累计捐赠价值达到亿美元。年，巴菲特承诺把...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # buffett said has donated half wealth, buffett donating $stock total of $】 buffett said February nd, would step down as the bill and Melinda gates foundation trustee, at the same time to five, including the gates foundation, foundation donated $worth of Berkshire shares. Buffett said he has already finished half of the donation, the cumulative value reached $. Years, buffett pledge to... The full text m. eibo]
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【太酷了！#在中国空间站生活是什么体验#】WiFi热点、“牛娃”玩偶、百种食品、微波速热…#中国航天员空间站生活日常#有多精彩？戳视频↓↓有趣日常的背后，是航天员们的辛苦付出，以及背后无数科研工作者、中国航天人们的默默奉献。加油，中国航天员，祝福在太空工作生活顺利！...全文： m.weibo
[【 cool! # # what is life experience on Chinese space station 】 wi-fi hotspots, NiuWa dolls, one hundred kinds of food, microwave speed hot... # # China astronaut space station daily life how good? Poke video left left behind fun everyday, hard work is the astronauts, and behind the numerous scientific research workers, China aerospace people silently dedication. Refueling, the Chinese astronaut, blessing work life in space! . The full text m. eibo]
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#家家新闻#【#商务部将推动取消二手车交易不合理限制#】在今天（日）商务部举行的例行新闻发布会上，新闻发言人高峰表示，商务部正会同有关部门，围绕取消二手车限迁政策、便利二手车交易等推动二手车市场加快发展。
数据显示，今年—月，我国二手车交易量.万辆，同比增长.%，比年...全文： m.weibo
[# # # every news [the Ministry of Commerce will push cancel unreasonable restriction second-hand vehicle transaction # 】 today (Monday) the Ministry of Commerce held a regular press conference, the spokesman for the peak, said the Ministry of Commerce jointly with relevant departments, around cancel used convenient migration policy, second-hand car trading limited boost markets such as speed up the development. , according to data from the < br > < br > - month this year, Chinas second-hand car trading. Thousands of vehicles, year-on-year growth. %, than... The full text m. eibo]
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