冷笑话精选：
#当代人转发锦鲤的原因#
社畜倒霉日常，懂的扣
#微博喜剧现场#
[# # in the modern age, forward the cause of the brocade carp < br > cattle luck everyday, understand the button < br > < br > # # weibo comedy scene]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
【#广铁回应广州南站大面积晚点#：江海至江门东站出现红光带】月日，清明返程高峰延续，据网友反映，多个方向开往广州南站及广州南站出发的高铁及城际列车，遭遇大面积晚点。据铁路相关负责人称，月日因江海至江门东站下行线出现“红光带”，影响行车小时分左右，由于列车集中到达，广州南股道...全文： m.weibo
[[# # guangzhou railway in response to guangzhou south station area late ocean to jiangmen station appears red zone] month day, qingming travel peak, according to netizens, multiple directions to guangzhou south station and guangzhou south railway station of high-speed and intercity trains, suffered widespread delays. According to railway related responsible person, the date for jianghai to jiangmen station downlink appear the red zone, around in driving small effect of the night, and due to arrive is concentrated, south guangzhou track... The full text m. eibo]
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卢健生：
Philip Bloom作品《六星期后》，采用#ZCAME[超话]# F全画幅及@ZCAM E-M电影机以ProRes格式拍摄。
[Philip Bloom works after six weeks, using # ZCAME [ultra words] # F full-frame and @ ZCAM E - M motion-picture machine in ProRes format.]
Z CAM 首席执行官
平安北京：
【男子网购假牌摩托骑上路 涉嫌多项违法被行拘】近日晚上点多，在海淀区的万安路口，民警拦下了一辆可疑的摩托车。骑车人没戴头盔，自称“忘带驾驶证了”。随后民警一查，发现车辆的号牌也是假的！原来，男子的摩托车和号牌都是从闲鱼上买来的。他知道这车肯定有问题，但还是抱着侥幸心理上了路。最终...全文： m.weibo
[【 men online fake brand motorcycle riding on the road of a number of illegal line was detained 】 recently points more than in the evening, in the haidian district of wanan intersection, police stopped a suspicious motorcycle. Cyclists didnt wear a helmet, claims to forget to take the drivers license. Then the police check, found that the plate of the vehicle is fake! It turns out that mans motorcycle and were purchased from idle fish on the plate. He knew that this car certainly has a problem, but I still take chances on the road. In the end... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#新车擎报站# 【平民小跑在进化 全新丰田GR 官图解析】说到“平民跑车”，大家第一时间会想到丰田和斯巴鲁BRZ，在后者新一代车型官图发布了四个多月后，丰田终于跟进，并且还冠以了GR之名。#家家选车导购#tAcGcgNy
[# # with new car stops the civilian run in the evolution of new Toyota GR officer figure resolution 】 when it comes to civilian sports car, you immediately think of Toyota and subaru BRZ, in which a new generation of models the official figure released after more than four months, Toyota finally followed suit, and also as the name of GR. # # every car shoppers tAcGcgNy]
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优酷：
好消息！再上十九天班就到五一啦！准备好要去哪开启自己的小长假了吗？别纠结，酷酷子带你提前浏览各地美食！爱吃面的小伙伴请注意，这部#有面有朋友#你一定要看！探访五地面食，找到最符合你口味的那一款！下期节目我们将走进碳水大省——陕西，你准备好了吗？
tAcLEoB
[The good news! days again to the May Day! Ready to where to open his own small long vacation? Dont struggle, cool son take you browse various delicacies in advance! Love to eat the friend please note that this # has had a friend # you must see! Visit five floor, find the best fit your taste of that one! Next time we will into the carbon water big province, shaanxi province, are you ready? < br > tAcLEoB]
冷笑话精选：
🐶：这福气给你要不要@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈草[允悲]@长着刺的猫_：🐶 ：爷从来没这么无语过@企鹅拨清波此处必须有狗头[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]
[🐶 this blessing for you want to @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha grass with thorns [allow sad] @ cat _ 🐶 ye has never been so speechless @ penguin dial to west here must have a dog [meow] [meow] [meow] [meow]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
#蓝色生命线#【母亲离世，女儿重病，#岁女童患重症父亲深夜痛哭#】年，个月大的小怡（化名）确诊患有嗜血细胞综合症，危及生命。她年纪虽小，但却懂事又坚强，总是主动乖乖地挽起袖子让护士打针，哭过总是会笑。骨髓移植是她活下去的唯一希望，但治疗费用已经掏空了这个普通农村家庭。小怡父亲在...全文： m.weibo
[# # blue lifeline [seriously ill mother, daughter, # # years old girl with severe father cry in the middle of the night] years, months, little grace (a pseudonym) diagnosed with blood cell syndrome, life-threatening. Her age are small, but it is reasonable and strong, always take the initiative to obediently rolled up his sleeves to nurse injections, cried always laugh. Bone marrow transplantation is her only hope of survival, but the cost of treatment has already emptied the ordinary rural households. Small happy father in... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#司藤秦放合体售后#【优酷扫楼直播间】即将开始，酷酷子率先来送独家福利啦！只要上#酷的见面会##优酷星直播#为“放肆藤你”@景甜 @张彬彬Vin “放肆”打call，第名的藤丝即有机会获得主演独家签名的钞票机一把，第、第名得随机签名照一张，快戳下方链接一起#酷爱司藤#吧！#宠爱剧场#
...全文： m.weibo
[# # department of rattan Qin Fang fit after [youku sweep floor studio] is about to begin, cool the son took the lead to send an exclusive benefits! As long as meeting # # # and cool on youku stars live for wild vine you # @ scene sweet @ bin-bin zhang Vin fresh to play the call, the first name of silk is starring a chance to get the sole signature of money machine, the first, random signature as a first name quickly stamp link below division of cane # # loves together! # # love theater < br >... The full text m. eibo]
优酷：
#次元舞见# 最强舞见诞生之日！你准备好了吗！舞见六强选手最终对战，正统宅舞，劲爆韩舞，今天，让我们和位选手，一同见证决赛之巅
[Most see # # dimensional dance dance animadversions to see! Are you ready? Dance see top six players play, eventually orthodox curtilage dance, dance, explosive Korea today, let us and contestants, and witness the top of the final]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【引起公愤！#公交猥亵男欲跳窗被路人塞回#[怒]】月日，山东淄博，一名男子在公交上猥亵返校女孩。司机关闭车门后，男子试图从窗户逃出。车外一名男子看到后，立即上前阻止，将其推回车内。乘客姜女士称：男子摸了女生后，女生大哭，司机当即停车报警，将男子锁在车内，乘客也都耐心等待。最终男子被...全文： m.weibo
[【 outrage! # bus obscene male were passers-by to jumping back to # [anger]] month day, shandong zibo, a man obscene school girl on the bus. After the driver closed the door, man tried to escape from the window. Outside, a man saw that, immediately come forward to stop, it back into the car. Passengers ms jiang said man touched the girl, the girl crying, the driver immediately alarm, parking lock man in the car, the passengers have to wait. Man was eventually... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【新冠疫苗保护只能管半年？可能会致癌？真相来了】月日，#云南新增例确诊#目前，#中国疫苗接种率远低于英美国家#，但新冠疫苗接种率达到%-%时才能产生群体免疫。新冠疫苗保护期只有半年？可能会致癌？打完新冠疫苗就能摘口罩了？新冠疫苗“传言”多，一文解答>>tAcGtgS
[The new crown vaccines protect tube only half a year? Might cause cancer? The truth come] month day, # # new cases confirmed in yunnan at present, # # vaccination rates in China is far lower than the British and American countries, but the new crown vaccine coverage reaches % % - to produce herd immunity. New crown vaccine protection only half a year? May cause cancer? Follow up with the new crown vaccine can pick the mask? New crown vaccine rumours, article answers > > tAcGtgS]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报：
【爱阳光、爱罐头，#复旦大学岁流浪猫奶奶退休#】复旦大学长寿流浪猫妞妞近日“退休”养老。年出生、今年岁（相当于成人接近岁）的妞妞不知送走了多少届毕业生，如今年迈的它身患多种疾病：肚子里有肿瘤、耳道有息肉会流脓，因年纪大不能手术，所以戴着头套防止挠破感染、内脏老化，代谢力差...全文： m.weibo
[【 love sunshine, love canned, fudan university grandma stray cats at the age of retirement # # 】 longevity of fudan university stray cats niu retired endowment recently. Adults age was born, this year (the equivalent of nearly years old) of niu did not know how many graduates off, now elderly it is suffering from a variety of diseases, stomach tumor, ear canal polyps will discharge, because older cannot operation, so wearing caps to prevent scratching infection, viscera aging, poor generation Xie Li... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【长城汽车将于上海车展发布坦克品牌】日前，我们从长城汽车官方获悉，上海车展上将发布坦克品牌。此前，便有信息称，长城汽车高端品牌魏派（WEY）旗下的坦克系列或将脱离魏派，并以独立的品牌运行，成为长城汽车第二个高端品牌。tAcGtOkf
[# # every news [Great Wall will be released in the Shanghai auto show tanks brand 】 recently, we learned from Great Wall official that will release the tank brand Shanghai auto show. Previously, there is information, according to the Great Wall automobile high-end brands wei sent (WEY) or will from weis tank series, and the independent brand operation, become the Great Wall the second high-end brands. tAcGtOkf]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车：
【#一汽马自达被解散# 长安马自达全面接管马自达国产车业务】最新消息，一汽集团、马自达、长安汽车三方正在展开谈判，三方计划将一汽马自达汽车销售有限公司正在开展的马自达品牌相关业务，合并到长安汽车旗下的长安马自达汽车有限公司。
一位内部人士表示，预计月份前完成改制，目前人员正在加速外...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # faw Mazda was disbanded the changan Mazda over Mazda car business 】 the latest news, faw group, Mazda, changan three parties are negotiating, the three parties plan to faw Mazda automobile sales co., LTD., is conducting Mazda brand related business, merge to changan automobile, changan Mazda motor co., LTD. < br > one insider said, before the month is expected to complete restructuring, the current staff are accelerating outside... The full text m. eibo]
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