冷笑话精选：
梦想这个话题永不过时@五月天的好好幸运：呜呜呜 五月天yyds！！@DDIHSIN呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜永远是少年@叮叮咚咚锵嘿哈泪洒海花岛 每次看群像的那几分钟都觉得好像什么都可以和解
[Dream of this topic will never be outdated @ mayday good luck meowed mayday yyds!! @ DDIHSIN woo woo woo woo woo is young forever @ drumming ding-ding David tang hey, tears in the sea of portraits of each flower island to see what a few minutes there seems to be that can reconciliation]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#张家界回应导游怒骂游客骗吃骗喝# ：地接社和购物店停业整顿】月日，湖南张家界。针对导游怒骂游客“骗吃骗喝”事件，张家界回应称责令涉事旅行社和旅游购物店停业整顿，对其违法行为依法查处，涉事导游系海南省海口市导游。tAcYSEt
[【 # zhangjiajie response guide denounced tourists to cheat to eat cheat drink # to access the and shopping stores closed for 】 month day, zhangjiajie, hunan province. To guide the nu scold tourists cheat to eat cheat to drink event, zhangjiajie responded to order involved travel agencies and tourist shopping store closed, the illegal behavior is investigated according to law, involved guide of haikou city of hainan province tourist guide. tAcYSEt]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#女子网购收到过期阿胶维权遭恐吓#：收到不明外卖吓得搬家】近日，李女士反映自己月日在某电商平台一家叫“阿胶系列实体批发”的店铺网购阿胶，收到货物后发现产品于年月份就过期了，在与店家沟通过程中竟遭到店家威胁，甚至收到不明外卖。李女士称自己向该企业注册地市场监督管理局等部门反...全文： m.weibo
[[# # woman online receive overdue gelatin rights by intimidation received unknown take-out scared move 】 recently, Ms. Li reflect themselves, in a certain electric business platform, a ejiao series entity wholesale shop online donkey-hide gelatin, after receipt of the goods found products in year month expired, in the process of communication with the store are being threatened by vendors, and even received unknown take-out. Ms. Li said she to the enterprise only market supervision and administration departments such as anti... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#岳云鹏送外卖# @岳云鹏 今天体验了一次外卖员的日常，跟着导航穿梭在大街小巷，不熟悉的位置要靠问保安解决，没想到却被保安认出了自己，激动地喊不出名字，也算是小岳岳送外卖过程中的快乐了~每周日晚点，#上优酷看极限挑战# 优酷全网首播
tAcYSNwG
[# YueYunPeng delivery # @ YueYunPeng today experience a take-away member everyday, follow navigation through the streets, not familiar with the location of the to ask the security guard to solve, that is recognized by the security guard, excitedly Shouting out name, also a little YueYue happy ~ every Sunday in the process of delivery delays, # # youku watch ultimate challenge youku tech-oriented premiere < br > tAcYSNwG]
冷笑话精选：
生活需要一些浪漫[鲜花]@可乐高乐高高兴需要浪漫治愈生活@懒羊小子的手花店不开了，花继续开
[Life needs some romantic flowers] [@ coke cola cao need cure romantic happy @ life lazy sheep boy hand flower shop doesnt open, go on]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【#月大女童用妈妈化妆品涂花脸# ，网友：女人爱美不分年龄】月日，浙江杭州。胡女士准备带两女儿出去玩，拿出了化妆包准备化妆。胡女士没注意，个月大的女儿拿化妆品给自己涂成花脸，让人哭笑不得。胡女士表示，后来把女儿的衣服全部换掉清洗，担心洗衣机洗不干净又用手搓洗。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # month old girl painted the difference with mother of cosmetics, netizen women like beauty all ages 】 month day, hangzhou, zhejiang. Ms. Hu is going to take two daughter go out to play, take out the cosmetic bag ready to wear makeup. Ms. Hu did not notice, months old daughter get their cosmetics painted works, let a person in distress situation. Ms. Hu said, then replace her daughters clothes are all cleaning, worry about washing machines wash not to clean and hand washing. . The full text m. eibo]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：
#邓紫棋的化妆技巧# 化妆小能手@GEM鄧紫棋 上线，迅速get到女孩子们的妆容需求并且一一满足，邓老师或许可以出一期化妆vlog啦[打call]每周日晚点，#上优酷看极限挑战# 优酷全网首播
tAcYSxmN
[# Deng Zi chess make-up skills # small expert @ GEM Deng Zi chess online, quickly get to meet the requirements and the makeup of the girls one by one teacher deng might be a stage makeup vlog! play call late on a Sunday, # # youku watch ultimate challenge youku tech-oriented premiere < br > tAcYSxmN]
优酷：
#邓伦又脱了雷佳音的鞋# @邓伦 真的太皮了，又把师兄@雷佳音 的鞋给脱了，让雷佳音瞬间淘汰，这相似的画面小酷好像在哪里见过[哈哈]每周日晚点，#上优酷看极限挑战# 优酷全网首播
tAcYXyW
[# Deng Lun again take off mine better sound shoes # @ Deng Lun really too skin, and give off senior @ the shoes of mine better sound, instantly make mine better sound, the similar picture where is the little national like seen (ha ha) late on a Sunday, # # youku watch ultimate challenge youku tech-oriented premiere < br > tAcYXyW]
ZAKER：
【网络版权时代的泥潭：“缝合怪”大获好评，换皮游戏日入百万】 “缝合怪”大获好评，换皮游戏日入百万>> tAcYSSd
[[the mire of the era of Internet copyright suture, change into the skin game day millions of 】 suture, change into the skin game day millions of > > tAcYSSd]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：
#雷佳音改编翻唱像我这样的人# 没想到雷震子@雷佳音 的锤子居然是隐藏的麦克风，献歌一首改编过的电音版《像我这样的神》，大家觉得效果如何？每周日晚点，#上优酷看极限挑战# 优酷全网首播
tAcYWus
[# # mine better sound adapted cover such a man as I imagined harpies sometimes @ mine better sound of the hammer is hidden microphone, to sing a song of adaptation of the electronic version of the god like me, do you think the effect how? Late on a Sunday, # # youku watch ultimate challenge youku tech-oriented premiere < br > tAcYWus]
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#情商和智商哪个更重要？
[# # pillow moment which is more important, eq and IQ? ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#福建一男孩被牛顶飞后向牛道歉#：对不起 牛大哥[傻眼]】月日，福建龙岩，一男孩被牛追击连续冲撞，男孩躲在车下连连道歉，对不起，牛大哥，别打我好不。随后，牛转身离开，男孩万幸逃过一劫。tAcYJeHn
[[after a boy be cow fly # fujian apologize to cattle # sorry cattle brother [been]] month day, fujian longyan, a boy was pursuing continuous collision, boy hid under the car apology, Im sorry, cow elder brother, dont hit me, okay. Then turned to leave, the boy luckily escaped. tAcYJeHn]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#邓紫棋踢郭京飞屁股# 在@郭京飞 和@邓伦 聊天的时候，@GEM鄧紫棋 悄悄地踢了一下郭京飞的屁股，没想到就把他淘汰了，小姐姐真是深藏功与名[哈哈]每周日晚点，#上优酷看极限挑战# 优酷全网首播
tAcYsb
[# # Deng Zi chess playing Guo Jingfei ass when @ Guo Jingfei chat with @ Deng Lun @ GEM Deng Zi chess a kick quietly Guo Jingfei ass, didnt expect him out, little sister is so deeply work with name (ha ha) late on a Sunday, # # youku watch ultimate challenge youku tech-oriented premiere < br > tAcYsb]
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