小野妹子学吐槽：
是真的烦！每次都活活把五孔的降级成三孔的！[跪了]
[Is really annoying! Every time alive five hole of relegation into three hole! [the] on my hands and knees]
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汽车之家：
#新车擎报站# 【上半年最期待车型 抢先体验吉利星越L】星越L是吉利迈入全面架构造车，科技吉利.时代设计理念的最新力作，也是开年以来最重磅的新车之一，在我们选车BANANA直播过程中多次被网友问及。我们这次拿到的还是一辆试装车，并且中控系统也没有更新，不过即便如此，星越L依然给我留下了很...全文： m.weibo
[# # with new car stops the car in the first half of the most looking forward to the more experience some lucky star L 】 star the L is geely into the overall frame structure, the technology of geely. Times the latest design concept, and is one of the most blockbuster new car since opening, in our car in the process of the BANANA live by netizens asked for many times. We got this time or a test car, and control system has no update, but even so, the more star L still left to me is very... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
#网售爆款漱口水内被质疑有虫子#【网售爆款漱口水内有“虫子”？参半：黑色物体为“飘絮物”】新的漱口水拿起来想用，却突然发现里面有一只“虫子”？近日，广东的何小姐向南都记者反映了这样让她惊心一幕。何小姐表示，她在一电商平台上买了一瓶“参半”牌子的漱口水，漱口水未开封，却发现黑色的类似...全文： m.weibo
[# sales hot style in mouthwash challenged with a bug # 【 sales hot style bugs in mouthwash? a black objects as flocculant gone with the wind 】 picked it up and want to use the new mouthwash, suddenly found that there was a bug? Recently, the guangdong young lady to SMW reporter reflects the heart-pounding scene. Young lady said that she bought a bottle of a electric business platform mixed brand of mouthwash, mouthwash unopened, only to find that the similar black... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京：
【理不直气也壮？！#骗子反问民警你哪位#[吃惊]】前些天，方女士接到一名自称上海市公安局民警的电话，说她涉嫌“洗黑钱”。由于方女士之前遗失过身份证，她以为真的有人盗用了她的个人信息开卡“洗钱”。在民警劝阻过程中，“假警察”再次联系方女士，面对真警察，对方竟然还理直气壮。...全文： m.weibo
[【 principle is not straight gas is also strong?! # # liar ask policeman who you [surprised]] the other day, fang got a phone call from a claim to the Shanghai public security bureau police, said she suspected money laundering. As ms fang lost id card before, she thought really someone stole her personal information to open card money laundering. In the process of police dissuade, contact ms fang fake police again, in the face of true police, the other was justified. . The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【董事长拒绝住院天后离世 医生：结局本该不同】月日，株洲中伟房产公司董事长游伟，因心肌缺血拒绝住院天后猝死。之前曾游伟被警告，不住院随时可能猝死。但其本人签字拒绝住院，还在朋友圈发文吐槽医院及医生。悲剧为何会发生？医生：如果不拒绝，结局或许完全不同>>tAcJLIT
[Doctor the chairman refused to hospitalization days departure end should have different 】 month day, wei real estate company chairman YouWei in zhuzhou, due to myocardial ischemia refused hospitalization days after the sudden death. Be warned before YouWei, not subject to sudden death in hospital. But its signature refused to be in hospital, also in the circle of friends post poking fun at hospitals and doctors. Why tragedy happen? Doctor if you dont refuse, it completely different ending > > tAcJLIT]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#男子因亲人过世扎个汽车轮胎泄愤#】月日，湖北咸宁，一名男子因为亲人过世，持刀扎破个汽车轮胎发泄。据嫌疑人交代：因为其无法接受母亲去世的打击，在街上行走时为了发泄情绪，用刀沿路扎破汽车轮胎。网友：悲痛可以理解，但犯罪不能容忍。tAcJZfO
[【 # man because he loved ones died a car tire anger #] month day, hubei xianning, because a man loved ones died, and with a knife burst a car tyres to vent. According to the suspect confessed because it cannot accept mothers death, walking in the streets to vent, along with a knife burst tires. Net friend sorrow is understandable, but will not tolerate crime. tAcJZfO]
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冷笑话精选：
#商家可爱发言大赏# 领个红包分享你看到的有趣发言吧[doge] tAcJAhys
[# # merchants lovely speech is great reward get a red envelope to share you see interesting speech [doge] tAcJAhys]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#人生第一辆车#猛戳视频，一起康康当老CR-V车主看上了新CR-V锐·混动e+时，是什么反应？[阴险]
[The first car # # stab video, kangkang together when old cr-v owners have a crush on the new cr-v sharp, hybrid e +, what is the reaction? [insidious]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
保时捷：
#porschemoments# 一眼心动
[# porschemoments# glance at heart]
自 年以来，保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国，旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【日本决定福岛核废水排海 对全球的影响有多大？】年月日早上，日本政府召开相关阁僚会议，正式决定向海洋排放福岛第一核电站含有对海洋环境有害的核废水。#日本核废水#从何而来，为什么会源源不断蓄积？排入海洋的污水放射性有多强？排入海洋后又会对我们的生活造成哪些影响？科普>>...全文： m.weibo
[【 Japans decision to fukushima wastewater discharge effect on global sea have how old? (date) (month) (year) in the morning, the Japanese government relevant ministers meeting, a formal decision to Marine discharge fukushima nuclear waste water containing harmful to the Marine environment. # # come from Japans nuclear waste water, why continuous accumulation? How good are discharged into the ocean water radioactive? Discharged into the ocean and what impact to our life? The popular science > >... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【河北某高校食堂员工用公勺进食？工作人员澄清：勺子有清洗，没用来给学生打饭】#食堂工作人员回应员工用公勺进食#月日，河北张家口。网曝河北建筑工程学院学生食堂内，有工作人员在摊位上用公勺进食。许多网友调侃道：“说明这豆浆是好的，可以放心喝。”该校食堂工作人员表示这纯属误会，真实情...全文： m.weibo
[Hebei a university canteen staff use centiliter eating? Staff clarified spoons in cleaning, no use to give students a rice] # dining room staff to respond to employees with a spoon to eat # month day, zhangjiakou, hebei province. Net of hebei construction engineering college students in the canteen, has a staff with a spoon to eat on the stalls. Many netizens joked that soya-bean milk is good, can rest assured to drink. The school canteen workers say this is a misunderstanding, true love... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
日本前首相、现财务大臣麻生太郎在记者会上表示“核废水喝了也不会怎么样的”“其实我觉得基于科学判断，为何不再早点排放掉呢”。
雅虎日本网民热评：“既然这么说，先让国会议员、自民党、各大部都用上就好了”“建议麻生自家饮用、洗浴、做饭、洗衣都率先使用核废水，这话就有分量了”[doge]
[Japans former prime minister, at a press conference, the finance minister, taro aso nuclear waste water to drink what wont in fact, I think, based on scientific judgment, why not early discharge?. < br > yahoo Japan Internet buzz in that case, let members of congress, the liberal Democratic Party (LDP), using the most good suggest aso their drinking, bathing, cooking, laundry has pioneered the use of nuclear waste, this is the component [doge]]
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南方都市报：
【英女王要退位？王室观察家否认：她已经和上帝达成了协定】#王室观察家否认英女王要退位#老伴菲利普亲王辞世，英女王要退位？英国《卫报》日报道称，女王伊丽莎白二世可能会发现没有了与菲利普亲王婚姻的支持，她将会变得“困难”，不过一些王室观察家们否认了任何有关女王可能会考虑退位的猜测。
...全文： m.weibo
[The queen to abdicate? Royal watchers denied she has reached an agreement with god] # # royal watchers denied the queen to abdicate his wife died, prince Philip, the queen to abdicate the throne? The guardian, a British daily reported that the queen Elizabeth ii may find without the support of marriage to prince Philip, she would be difficult, but some observers to the royal family has denied any speculation about the queen may consider abdication. < br > < br >... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
上海素有“美食天堂”之称，这里有本帮菜、海派菜，其特点，便是汇聚了苏、锡、宁、徽等多个地方的风味特色。在茫茫食海中，“面”一直都是上海人最为钟爱的食材。对吃非常讲究的上海人，究竟能对“面”施加怎样的魔法呢？本周三中午点，和酷酷子一起看#有面有朋友#，了解上海人的精致。
[Shanghai, known as gourmet paradise, there are local cuisines, Shanghai style food, its characteristics, is gathering the su, tin, ning, badge, and other local flavor characteristics. In the food in the sea, face has always been in Shanghai is the most favourite food. To eat very cultured from Shanghai, how can that how to face magic? On Wednesday noon, have friends and cool son watching # #, understand shanghainese delicate. ]
汽车之家：
#中国春季云车展# #好车惠百城# 第二波城市好车力荐来咯！车展优惠已开启，车展“价”超亮眼！与你的城市邂逅一辆心爱的车吧！
[# # # China spring cloud motor show good car the second wave city hui cities # good testimonials to cough up! Preferential auto show has opened, auto show the price super bright eye! And your city meet a beloved car!!!! ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
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