卢健生：
→_→@朦胧氤氲挡住个鸡毛，开过车？？？ 这大概率是玩手机@satA柱档住，疏忽了
[> _ > @ hazy dense blocking a feather, driven a car before??? This great probability is playing mobile phone @ satA column gear, neglect]
Z CAM 首席执行官
冷笑话精选：
#见过最离谱的投票# 有红包包 tAcaSjr
[Seen the most ridiculous voted # # have tAcaSjr red envelope bag]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#年次起诉离婚被驳女子再发声#：不听他的就要动手】近日，女子次起诉离婚均被驳事件持续引关注。日，法院通报表示，陈定华自始至终请求和好的意愿非常强烈。月日，宁顺花第五次起诉离婚。其称没有原谅对方，并透露“他控制欲望很强，只要不听他的他就要动手。”事件还有何未曝光的细节？更多...全文： m.weibo
[The # years time Sue divorce was barge woman voice # again dont listen to him to begin 】 recently, womens Sue divorce were barge event continued attention. Day, the court reported, said Chen Dinghua through the request and good will is very strong. June , ninh thuan take fifth Sue divorce. Its says no forgive each other, and revealed that he control desire is very strong, as long as you dont listen to him he is about to begin. Events and the details of the unexposed? More... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【生活中常见的致癌因素有哪些？这种需警惕！】一旦患上癌症，就影响家庭幸福和谐度。几乎所有的人都谈癌色变，然而癌症并不是一蹴而就的，除了和家族遗传有关外，生活中也有很多明确的致癌因素，尽量不要触碰。生活中的致癌因素有哪些？这种最常见的因素需警惕↓↓如何有效预防？速查>>...全文： m.weibo
[【 carcinogenic factors what are common in our life? This need to be vigilant!] Once cancer, the happiness of a family harmony degree. Almost all the people are talking about cancer, cancer is not achieved overnight, however, in addition to genetic and family, life also has a lot of carcinogenic factors, try not to touch. What are the carcinogenic factor in the life? The most common factors need to be mindful of left left down how to effectively prevent? Quick > >... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
卢健生：
The framing of this question is strange.
[这个问题很奇怪的框架。]
Z CAM 首席执行官
但斌：
回复@小水滴小小水滴这是茅台镇微生物环境的见证！新酒厂的墙壁上干干净净，特别想也如此[笑cry]@小水滴小小水滴图二茅台酒窖墙壁都发霉了[疑问]@但斌回复@匡满兰选了一个黄道吉日年月号点分封坛的！[心][拳头][鲜花]@匡满兰但总，这第二张是什么时候的事呀？看不清楚日期。
[Reply @ small drops of water droplets that is witnessing a maotai microorganism environment! New winery in the wall of the clean, and so special want to [laugh cry] @ small drops of water droplets figure maotai wine cellar walls were mildewed [question] @ but bin reply @ quantico LanXuan a zodiac year number of dotted FengTan! [heart] [fist] [flowers] @ quantico full LAN but total, the second is when did this happen? Cant see the date.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：
#考研学生被高校预录取后退回#【考研学生被四川一高校预录取后遭退回，校方：系统出错已解释】#校方回应考研学生被退回系系统出错# 四川考生马同学反映，月日通过调剂收到成都体育学院研究生待录取通知，日收到该校研究生院招生办工作人员电话，称系统出现信息误读，日考生被取消待录取。据马同...全文： m.weibo
[# # after ones deceased father grind students colleges and universities admit beforehand back [ones deceased father grind students in sichuan university was returned after admission, the school system error was explained 】 # school officials respond to ones deceased father grind students returned to the system error # sichuan examinee horse classmate reflect, June through regulating received chengdu sports college graduate students for admission, received the school graduate school admissions officers call, according to system information misreading, examinee is cancelled for admission. According to the horse with... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
回复@布衣菜菜鸟[赞]@布衣菜菜鸟相见有相见的缘分，不见有不见的缘分， 前世的五百次回眸才换来今生的插肩而过，也许我们曾经插肩而过，你没有注意[委屈][委屈][委屈] 想想每天插肩而过的人，前世你一直在回眸[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
[Reply @ rookie [who] @ cloth cloth dish dish novice meet have met the fate, see have no predestination, past the five hundred review xiangshiyixiao only for this life of raglan, perhaps we have raglan, you didnt pay attention to [wrong] [wrong] [wrong] think raglan over each day, past you have been looking back [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@安徽王铁柱是@安徽王铁柱是内蒙巴彦淖尔市临河区吧@但斌[挤眼][允悲]@股海独洲中国人太多了，有些人可能永远见不了，有些人可能要见很多次[哈哈]
[Reply @ night kids in anhui is @ night kids in anhui is Inner Mongolia bayinnaoer city linhe district @ but bin [eye] [allow sad] @ GuHai only states the Chinese too much, some people may not always see them, some people may want to see a lot of time (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@狮子[微笑]@狮子仅论这张图，看图找规律。 赎回就涨，申购就跌。 别人恐惧时要进场，别人贪婪时要离场。
[Reply @ [smiles] @ Leo only this picture, look at the picture to find the rule. Redemption is inflation, purchase will fall. Others to enter the arena, fear greedy when to leave.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【涉侵犯隐私 #男子用技术手段恢复聊天记录散布被拘#】近日，浙江台州。网传杭州某公司CEO发现网红女友项思醒与他人结婚，大闹订婚现场一事有新进展。此前，男子在网络散布了了页长文控诉女网红出轨骗钱骗感情。据悉，该男子因情感问题发生纠纷，用技术手段恢复女方微信聊天记录，且发至微信朋友圈和...全文： m.weibo
[Wade privacy # men use technical means to restore chat logs scattered detained # 】 recently, taizhou in zhejiang province. Network spread a hangzhou company CEO found web celebrity girlfriend wake and others get married, make the engagement field of new progress. After the man in the network spread more pages long accused her red cheat cheat money, cheat feelings. It is reported, the man because of emotional problems involved in a dispute, use technical means to restore the woman WeChat chat records, and to WeChat circle of friends and... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#宁夏一男子手机被狗偷走#【宁夏男子手机被偷报警求助，民警监控查到小偷竟是一条狗】月日，宁夏银川。贺兰县一男子报警称，自己放在窗台上充电的手机被人偷走。民警调取监控后发现，偷男子手机的竟是一条小狗。监控中，小狗把手机从窗台上叼下，直接离开了现场。民警找到狗主人后，顺利找到了失主...全文： m.weibo
[# # a man mobile phone stolen by dogs in ningxia [man report to the police for help, phone was stolen in ningxia policeman monitoring to the thief was a dog] month day, ningxia yinchuan. Helan county police said a man, himself in windowsill charging of mobile phone was stolen. Police monitoring found that to be obtained to steal mens mobile phone was a little dog. Monitoring, the dog put the phone down from the windowsill diao, directly from the scene. After the police found a dog owner, well find the owner... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
平安北京：
【#男子靠拨打热线实施勒索# 法院披露详细案情】@北京政法
[【 # # man by dial the hotline to implement blackmail court to disclose detailed case 】 @ of political science and law in Beijing]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
微博搞笑排行榜：
一定一定要看完，没有哭算我输！虽然总说不相信爱情了，但姜嘉锵和金家勤两位艺术家年的爱情却再一次让人相信真爱的存在！真爱不过是坚定彼此是唯一，并用一生去珍惜。不管岁还是岁，都会用男士一生仅能定制一枚的DR钻戒表达永远爱的心。那个让你坚定用一生爱到底的人，你遇到了吗?快@ TA出来吧...全文： m.weibo
[Didnt cry must be sure to read, Im lost! Although always say dont believe in love, but jiaqiang jiang and Jin Jiaqin two artists in love is once again let people believe that true love exists! True love is but a firm is the only one to another, and to cherish life. Regardless of age or age, only with mens life can customize a Dr. Diamond ring express loves heart forever. The man let you firmly with love to the end of life, did you meet? Fast @ TA come out... The full text m. eibo]
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