小野妹子学吐槽:
好的,绝不放弃[加油]
[Ok, never give up [go]]
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优酷:
#你是我的城池营垒# 终于等到#米佧邢克垒订婚# 了,酷酷子流下了老母亲欣慰的泪水[悲伤]看着米佧@马思纯 和邢克垒@白敬亭 跨越一切阻碍拉勾约定终身相伴真的好感人,我们卡壳夫妇一定要幸福!今晚记得#上优酷看你是我的城池营垒# ,见证如此感人的订婚时刻哦~#宠爱剧场#tAcAwD
[# # you are my city camp finally I # m Ka XingKe bases engaged for #, and cool the son cried tears of old mother pleased [sad] looking at m Ka @ @ Bai Jingting Sandra and XingKe base across all obstacles to pull hook agreed for life really good moving, we stuck couple must be happy! Remember # on youku to see you tonight is my city camp #, witness so touching moment of engagement oh ~ # love # tAcAwD theatre]
冷笑话精选:
好家伙@资深观众韩梅梅过分了嗷[doge]@生物叫兽哈哈哈哈哈哈侮辱性极强[允悲]@孤不用帮笑拉了@李楷灿的老妈子你再骂?
[Boy @ han meimei senior audience too much things [doge] @ creature called beast ha ha ha ha ha ha strong offensive [allow sad] @ solitary need not help laughing to pull @ Li Jiecan hermes to scold you?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
平安北京:
【英雄从天而降!男童脚卡单车,炫酷警车、大消防车都来了! 】月日,北京市朝阳公园西路灌渠桥,一男童脚卡在自行车脚蹬子与横梁中间,动弹不得,疼到大哭。在北京市公安局朝阳分局麦子店派出所民警与消防员火速赶来,男孩最终顺利脱困。@中国青年报 @平安北京朝阳 tAcAhIB
[The hero from the sky! Boy foot stuck bike, cool police cars, fire engines are coming!] month day, Beijing chaoyang park west road canal bridge, a boys feet stuck in the middle of the bicycle pedal and beams, could not move, the pain to cry. Chaoyang branch of the Beijing municipal public security bureau in the wheat stores the policemen and firefighters rushed, finally getting the boy. @ the China youth daily @ Beijing chaoyang tAcAhIB safe and sound]
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汽车之家:
#家家选车导购# 【福特领裕长安UNI-K 一周新车上市汇总】大家好,又到了上市新车汇总时间,本周上市的新车包含有奔腾T、福特领裕、长安UNI-K等,这里面是否有您心仪的车型呢?我们走进正文吧!tAcAhqL
[# # every car ride (yu changan ford brought UNI - K a week car listed summary 】 everybody is good, and it was time for new vehicle summary, listed on the new car contains a pentium T this week, led the yulin, changan ford UNI - K, etc., there are you the right model? We walked in the body! tAcAhqL]
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南方都市报:
【大爱永续!#民警殉职后母亲接力捐助贫困女孩#】月日,浙江衢州三山公墓细雨纷纷。因公殉职的一等功臣民警徐小宁墓前,岁女孩姜文倩搀扶着岁的徐母扫墓。年徐小宁结对捐助贫困生姜文倩。年,徐小宁因公殉职,徐母认姜文倩为孙女并继续帮扶。此后姜文倩常来陪伴徐母 带些特产,她和奶奶...全文: m.weibo
[【 love forever! # police died mother relay donations poor girl # 】 after month, zhejiang quzhou drizzly three mountain cemetery. A first-class hero died on duty police xu tomb, year old girl Jiang Wenqian with help, xu mothers grave. In xu ginger Wen Qian pair donors poverty. Years, xu died on, xu mother recognize Jiang Wenqian for granddaughter and continue to support. Since Jiang Wenqian with xu mother often bring some specialty, she and grandma... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【#回应沪宁高铁晚点#:接触网挂了风筝导致晚点[傻眼]】月日,多名网友称沪宁城际大部分列车晚点,车站内聚集大量旅客。对此全国铁路热线工作人员回应称,接触网挂了风筝导致的晚点,下午点半左右挂上了风筝。目前,线路正在排查抢修。@沸点视频 tAcZsQa
[【 responded to shanghai-nanjing high-speed rail delays # # catenary hung up the kite cause delays [been]] month, many netizens said most shanghai-nanjing intercity train delays, gathered a large number of passengers within the station. Hotline staff responded that this national railway catenary hung up the kite cause delays, afternoon around hung up the kite. At present, the line is trying to repair. @ the boiling point video tAcZsQa]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车:
成年人的Q到了!福特公布年月份及第一季度美国市场新能源车型销量数据[酷]
[Adult Q here! Ford reported year and first quarter of the market of new energy vehicles in sales data [cool]]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
微博位置:
来微博现场,赏北京市晚霞!
[Microblogging site, to watch the sunset!]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo
但斌:
我两三岁从东阳到开封直到小学二年级,都居住在这棵法国梧桐树旁边的平房里,现在这里都被拆掉盖成了楼房,惟一的印迹就是这些被修剪过的梧桐树。那时化肥厂和第十一化建职工宿舍还混居在一起,这个地方现在属于化建。小时候记忆最深的是家里的热炕,炕上可以孵化小鸡,院子里种植的有葡萄树、丝瓜、豆...全文: m.weibo
[I two or three years old from dongyang to kaifeng until the second grade, live in the French buttonwood tree next to a bungalow, now here all torn down a building, the only impression is these are trimmed plane trees. For chemical fertilizer plants and build dormitory was mixed together, this place now belongs to the building. Childhood memory is the deepest home kang, kang can hatch the chicken, the courtyard planting of vines, towel gourd, bean... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报:
【#烈士岁牺牲葬在离家公里处年# 家中三代人苦苦找寻[泪]】 今年月,江苏扬州发起#帮烈士寻亲#活动,为年解放三江营牺牲的位烈士“寻亲”。黄章水烈士,当年抢救战友时中弹牺牲,年仅岁;不久前,当地辗转找到了他的亲人。时隔年,亲属们终能在黄章水父母墓前说出:“找到了,找到了...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # martyrs sacrifice was buried in km away from home years home three generations struggling to find [tears]] month this year, jiangsu yangzhou # help martyrs # locate activities, for sanjiang camp sacrifice liberation martyrs matters. Jack water martyrs, the rescue comrade-in-arms shot sacrifice, only years old; Recently, local and found his relatives. After years, relatives can end in jack water parents grave say have, have... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选:
确实[失望]@X灬hh小时候真傻,居然盼着长大[悲伤]@男孩纸Dope对生活的那种无助,自己的人生都不能把握唉@我宝陷进去了就不想说话,但是不得不
[Does [disappointed] @ X 灬 hh was a fool when I was young, was looking forward to grow up [sad] @ boys Dope to the life of that kind of helpless, his life cant grasp well @ I treasure to sink in dont want to speak, but have to]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪新闻客户端:
【丈夫让妻子与他人发生关系 自己一旁拍摄】匪夷所思!近日,据ANN NEWS报道,日本一男子网络招募岁以下的肌肉男,让妻子与其发生关系,自己站一边拍摄↓↓结果,这对夫妻惹上大麻烦,双双被捕。关键案情曝光↓↓视频还原事情经过>>tAcZOpT
[The husband to his wife in a relationship with others their side shoot 】 strange! Recently, according to ANN NEWS reports, a Japanese man muscle men under the age of network recruitment, let his wife and their relations, their standing shot left side left as a result, the couple get in big trouble, both were arrested. Key facts left left video exposure reduction incident > > tAcZOpT]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷:
千秋无绝色,悦目是佳人,可文可舞,动静皆宜。《大宋宫词》里每一个女性角色都具有独特的人格魅力,是独一无二的存在[心]@刘涛tamia @齐溪 @演员刘聪微博 @钱冬旎--Nn @归亚蕾 @吴莫愁Momo- @韩非儿Feier #刘娥封后# #上优酷看大宋宫词#
[Art is not the color, pleasing to the eye is the wind, but wen can dance, is suitable for movement. DaSong palace word every female character has a unique personality charm, is the existence of unique [heart] @ liu tao tamia @ JiXi @ actor Liu Congwei bo @ money winter varied - Nn @ kuei ya-lei @ mo sorrow Momo - wu @ Han Feier Feier # Liu E sealing after youku watch DaSong palace word on # # #]
新浪汽车:
干脆再来个#车迷猜猜猜# ,猜是什么发动机[笑cry]
[Simply to # # fans to guess, guess what engine [laugh cry]]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
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