微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：“说说你的专业，以及现在的「工作状态」薪酬等”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic tell me about your major, and now work mode compensation. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
优酷：
#金牌喜剧班#正片已上线！陈佩斯、@郭德纲 、英达同框传授喜剧之道，分享从业见解，更多欢笑与精彩，速速#上优酷看金牌喜剧班#，每周六晚优酷会员抢先看，周日晚全网免费看！
tArEgHF
[Class # # gold comedy feature has been launched! On, @ guo degang, YingDaTong box to teach comedy, sharing insights practitioners, more laughter and fascinating, speed youku to see gold comedy class # #, every Saturday night youku member first, Sunday nights entire network for free! < br > tArEgHF]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【危险的隐忍：女记者嫁入青藏高原之后】认识天就闪婚，结婚证被藏了起来，因为孩子父亲怕她跑了。朋友过来看她，孩子父亲也会不高兴，“这些男的来干嘛？他们和你有什么关系？”曾为了爱情，#金瑜#远嫁，生儿育女，养蜂养花，看似浪漫的背后，她遭遇了长期的家暴。此前采访视频曝光二人相处细节>>...全文： m.weibo
[【 dangerous forbear women married after the qinghai-tibet plateau 】 know days flash marriage, marriage certificate be hid, because father always in great fear that she might run away. Friends come to see her father can also not happy, the man to do? They have to do with you? Once for love, # # Jin Yu marry, have children, beekeeping flowers, behind the seemingly romantic, she suffered long-term domestic violence. After interview video exposure two people get along with details > >... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【官方点名女艺人：长得漂亮，不如活得漂亮！】随着医学技术的进步，整容能够帮助我们弥补先天的不足，这是重大利好。我们对此表示理解，也持开放的态度。但近年来，医美行业的“野蛮生长”同样伴随着“乱象频发”——从业者不专业、假产品泛滥，甚至医疗机构资质不全却能开门迎客。官方点名女艺人>>...全文： m.weibo
[[official named female artist good-looking, it is better to live beautiful!] With the progress of medical technology, plastic surgery can help us make up for congenital deficiency, this is a major positive. We understand that and open attitude. But in recent years, the medical beauty industry savage growth also accompanied by frequent mess - practitioners dont professional, fake products, or medical institution qualification is not complete but it can open their doors. The official named female artist > >... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#上优酷看觉醒年代#【追剧日历】春晚之外看啥剧？开年大戏#觉醒年代#继续追！
[# # on youku watch awakening s gala after show calendar 】 【 outside to see what play? Open in drama # # s awakening continue to chase! ]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【福特汽车终止与众泰的电动汽车计划】刚刚“喜提”热搜的福特，又宣布一件大事。日前，福特中国表示，承认福特中国与众泰汽车的合资公司已经解除协议。
福特中国内部人士表示：“鉴于近几年中国纯电动车行业和相关政策的重大变化，导致福特拟与众泰汽车共同设立纯电动车合资公司和智能出行...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [termination by ford and the Thais electric vehicle program 】 just or hot search ford announced a big deal. Recently, ford China, said ford acknowledged that China and the auto joint venture has been terminate the agreement. < br > < br > ford China insider said given the pure electric vehicle industry in China in recent years and a major change in the policy, lead to ford plans to set up a pure electric vehicle joint venture jointly with the auto travel and smart... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小野妹子学吐槽：
[拜拜]@我爱吃果冻诶嘿是我[裂开]每次真的想和父母沟通点什么，还没开始说我就要哭了[裂开]为了避免哭出来的尴尬只能“我没事，我没什么要说的”
[@ bye bye, I love to eat jelly! Hey is [crack] every time I really want to communicate with their parents something, havent started to say Im going to cry [crack] to avoid the embarrassment of cry only Im okay, I have nothing to say]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪新闻客户端：
【又美又飒！#女特警休假外出救下落水父子# 】近日，福建古田一位女特警陆燕清利用休假陪女儿外出游玩，偶遇一对父子意外落水，她当场“丢下”女儿，飞奔跳入湖中，拼尽全力救人。上岸后，全身湿透的她确认了父子安全，默默牵着女儿离开现场。救人一幕被路人拍下后发布在网上，引来众多网友点赞。...全文： m.weibo
[The beauty and sayin! # # female cop leave out save drowning son 】 recently, fujian thou farmland a female cop Lu Yanqing using leave to accompany her daughter to go out to play, with a father and son, accidentally falls into a daughter left behind on the spot, plunged into the lake, desperate to save lives. Ashore, after she confirmed the father and son, soaking wet, security, quietly took her daughter left the scene. Save scene being photographed after stranger on the Internet, many netizens thumb up. . The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#陈佩斯郭德纲英达同框#陈佩斯、@郭德纲 、英达的#金牌喜剧班#今日正式开班！带领喜剧新生代共同探索喜剧内核，传承中华喜剧文化。三位老师的发型嘿嘿，有点相似呢～月日起#上优酷看金牌喜剧班#每周六晚优酷会员抢先看，周日晚全网免费看！tArt
[# # on guo degang YingDaTong frame on, @ guo degang, yingda # # gold comedy class opened today! Lead the comedy Cenozoic jointly explore the kernel, inheritance of Chinese comedy culture. Three teachers hair hey hey, thats pretty similar? ~ month date # # youku to see gold medal on the comedy class every Saturday night youku member first, Sunday nights entire network for free! tArt]
但斌：
还有一些人因我投资龙头白酒骂我[挤眼]@刘斌但总是很多人的楷模[赞]@但斌我平凡、普通的经历，应该对更多人起到鼓励的作用！人只要自我激励、努力奋斗，不向命运与逆境低头，即便道路坎坷、泥泞、艰难、有时候甚至无助……但只要内心有动力，苦难的生活一样可以绽放出娇艳的花朵[泪][鲜花]
[Others scold me because of my investment leading liquor [eye] @ liu bin model but it is always a lot of people [who] @ but bin I ordinary experience, should be to encourage more people! As long as self motivation, work hard, do not bow to fate and adversity, even if the bumpy, muddy, difficult, sometimes even helpless... But as long as the heart have the power, life of suffering can blossom a delicate and charming flowers [tears] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：
#车迷夜聊#说出你最喜欢的车型？？[坏笑]
[# # fans night chat say models do you like best?? [laugh]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：
[挤眼][可怜][允悲]
[[eye] [poor] [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
非酒分析师的暴吼：“我快受不了了！全怪茅台！”tArHkQ
[The wine analyst BaoHou I cant stand it! Blame moutai! tArHkQ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@股道热肠也回复@病毒骑士居民和三产用电只有美国人的七分之一到八分之一。我们有充分的研究。@病毒骑士中国经济越好，人均需要的年耗电越多，现在居民人均用电（去除工业用电），不到美国@股道热肠也回复@坤鹏展翅八万里能源行业的伯克希尔！拭目以待！
[@ good Joe fields is also reply @ virus knight resident and tertiary industry use only one to one of americans. We have plenty of research. @ virus knight, the better, Chinese economy need the more power consumed per capita, per capita electricity (removal of industrial power), now less than the us @ good Joe fields is also reply @ kun peng wings eight miles energy industry Berkshire! Wait and see!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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