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新浪新闻客户端：
【花期提前个月！#四川屏山万亩油菜花盛开#[心]】四川屏山县中都镇，受独特的河谷气候影响，中都镇的春天来得比大多数地方要早两个月。当四川大部分地区的早春作物都还处于萌芽状态，中都漫山遍野的油菜花就已经盛开，从月中旬开始一直持续到来年的月。tAtNCZ
[【 flowering months! # # pingshan ten thousand mu of rape in full bloom in sichuan [heart]] in pingshan county in sichuan province town, influenced by the unique river valley climate, town in all of the spring comes earlier than most places to two months. When the spring crop in most regions of sichuan is still in its infancy, both slopes of rape has been in full bloom, in last year starting in mid-october. tAtNCZ]
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新浪汽车：
#安全出行# 天呢，只剩轮圈了，还开呢……[衰]
[# # safe travel days, only the rims, still open... [failure]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：
#合肥铁路警方通报男子高铁霸座#【男子高铁上霸座并称“就不让”：行政拘留日】#男子高铁霸座被行拘日#月日，合肥铁路公安处通报：日，在安庆开往上海的列车上，殷某某（男，岁）强占他人座位，不听工作人员劝阻拒让座，与该座旅客发生争执。警方给予其行政拘留日处罚。（澎湃新闻） ...全文： m.weibo
[# hefei high-speed railway police notified man bully a # [man bully on high-speed rail and said dont let administrative detention day 】 # man seat in the high-speed rail line was arrested days # month day, hefei railway public security office bulletin, in anqing, the train leave for Shanghai Yin XXX (male, age) seized others seat, dont listen to the staff going to refuse to give up her seat, a dispute with the seat passengers. The police to give its administrative detention punishment. (those)... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京：
早上好！
[Good morning!]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【正月初三男子跳下米高悬崖 结果没想到…】月日，农历新年正月初三，四川一男子跳下米高悬崖。民警火速前往救援。据报道，现场乱石丛生，该男子的头部、手臂、腰椎等位置因骨折已不能移动，所幸伤者还可以表述伤情及事发经过↓↓而男子的跳崖原因，令民警十分意外>>tAtEcN
[【 on the third man jumped off the meters high cliff result unexpectedly... 】 Month day, the lunar New Year, the third day, a man jumped off the meters high cliff in sichuan province. Police rushed to the rescue. According to the report, the stone, the mans head, arms, lumbar position because of fracture has been unable to move, but they can also describe the injury and the incident left left and man threw down the reason, the police is very accidental > > tAtEcN]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#巴黎逆转巴萨# #姆巴佩对巴萨帽子戏法# 】欧冠决赛首回合，巴黎客场-逆转巴萨，梅西首开纪录，姆巴佩梅开二度反超，小基恩扩大比分，姆巴佩帽子戏法锁定胜局 tAtWEk
[The reverse Barcelona # # # Paris and admire a hat-trick against Barcelona # 】 the champions league final first leg, road - reverse Barcelona in Paris, messi opened, and she come back brace, robbie keane to expand the score, and hat-trick tAtWEk the truest]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#早鸟分享#【[喵喵]#春节假期最后天# 转走微博，祝愿步步升】今天是#大年初六#，假期余额已不多。转发↓↓一起调整好状态，准备开启新征程！[牛哞哞]
[Share # # early bird [[meow] # # transferred the lunar New Year holiday last day, wish every litres 】 today is # # annual people, vacation balance has not much. Forward left left together adjust good state, ready to open the new journey! [cows moo]]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
回复@海飘雪[微笑]@海飘雪是的！看时间的玫瑰，还有但总以前的采访，几乎每次都有人问是不是太高估了……不管 还是的时候， 真是个神奇的现象[允悲]@但斌回复@小青龙的犄角二号恐高的患者一直都在[哈哈][笑cry][允悲]
[Reply @ the sea with snow [smiles] @ snow yes! See time rose, and but all previous interview, almost every time someone asks whether too overrated... Whether or when, is really a miraculous phenomenon [allow sad] @ but bin reply @ small dragon horn patients with a fear of heights have been [ha ha] [laugh cry] [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小S：
不睡覺的母女！我知道不好！但寒假⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯老三是什麼臉，媽媽不懂！
[Mother and daughter dont sleep! I know that is bad! But winter vacation............. What is old face, mother dont understand! ]
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汽车之家：
恭喜@王晓辰_ 名用户获得【签名限量版赛车模型】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCzMXG对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAtWkOU
[Congratulations to @ xiao-chen wang _ user get 】 【 signatures limited edition car model. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCzMXG supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAtWkOU]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
刘彦斌：
支持李大霄老师[拳头][拳头][拳头][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[Support Li Daxiao teacher [fist] [fist] [fist] [ha ha] [ha ha] (ha ha)]
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 过年这几天大家收 or 送出去多少红包？[doge][doge][doge]
[# # good night family New Years day these days how much you receive or send out red envelopes? [doge] [doge] [doge]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#RADWIMPS现场版《你的名字》片尾曲
“假如我们再相遇,肯定一眼就能认出彼此。”
现在听起来还是很感动[心]tAtqGzox
[# # the night big understand RADWIMPS live your name song < br > < br > if we meet again, certainly can immediately recognize each other. < br > sounds now or touched by tAtqGzox [heart]]
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但斌：
回复@小青龙的犄角二号恐高的患者一直都在[哈哈][笑cry][允悲]@小青龙的犄角二号时间的🌹里面有某周刊 年对但总的采访 其中提到了一百块的茅台 采访者当时觉得它高估了危险了 回过头来看我只想扶额[允悲]@但斌回复@喵小白美女当年五粮液市值比茅台大！[允悲]
[Reply @ small dragon horn patients with a fear of heights have been [ha ha] [laugh cry] [allow sad] @ small dragon horn time 🌹 general interview, but there is a weekly years which mentioned the one hundred pieces of maotai interviewer felt it overestimated the danger of looking back on it, I just want to help the foreheadallow sad @ but bin reply @ meow small white beauty was wuliangye value is bigger than moutai! [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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