刘彦斌：
情人节遇到春节，对有些人来说不太好处理，会情人还是陪家人？怎么把两者有机结合起来？这个问题需要研究一下！[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[In the Spring Festival, valentines day for some people is not so good, will be the lover or with family? How to put the two organic combine? This problem need to study! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] (ha ha)]
新浪新闻客户端：
【钱到“胃”了！#男子吃饺子把硬币吃进胃里#】月日，吉林一男子在吃包有硬币的饺子时，不慎将硬币吞进肚子，去医院做检查后发现，在腹腔内有一“椭圆形金属影”。 tAtblBR
[The money to the stomach! # man eat dumplings eat COINS into the stomach # 】 month day, a man in jilin, when eating the dumplings with COINS, he eats up the COINS into the belly, go to a hospital making inspection found that in the abdominal cavity with a oval metal shadow. tAtblBR]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【这是高手！体育老师用铁锹端着白灰写“福”字贺新春：从教多年，这是基本技能～】#体育老师用铁锹端着白灰在写福字贺新春#月日，河南洛阳。体育老师值班时，用铁锹端着白灰在地上写下福字，表达新年祝福。他写的字十分工整，堪比印刷体。郑老师称，自己从教多年，这是基本技能，以前学校没有...全文： m.weibo
[This is ace! Sports teacher with white writing with a spade f word spring teaching for many years, this is the basic skill that] ~ # PE teacher with lime in writing with a spade # everyone spring months, luoyang, henan. Sports teacher on duty, with white write down everyone on the ground, with a spade express New Year wishes. He wrote the word is very neat, comparable to print. Zheng teacher, said his teaching for many years, this is the basic skills, schools have no before... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#上优酷看王牌对王牌#这次@时代少年团 的弟弟们贡献了王牌舞台最有趣的助演，还有灵魂画手和猜题的机灵！送上弟弟们可爱的表情包，快抱走自己的小可爱吧！#酷笑全家桶#《王牌对王牌》每周五：，优酷全网首播
[# # on youku watch ace to ace this @ times youth club brothers up ace stage of the most fun to play, and clever soul hand painting and guess the topic! Package to the younger brothers cute faces, quick out his little cute! # # cool smile buckets of ace to ace on fridays, youku entire network]
优酷：
#独爱之夜太甜了# 前方高甜预警！遇见爱相信爱，与剧情男女主角@张凌赫z @庄达菲要一直努力 一起，奔赴一场颠覆想象的创意歌会。爱自己是终身浪漫的开始，今晚八点优酷，晚十一点江苏卫视，与爱相见！#独爱之夜#
优酷直播预约地址，请您观影：tAtbiSXK
#优酷陪你犇福年# 月日，打...全文： m.weibo
[# love night alone too sweet # high sweet warning ahead! Meet love believe in love, and the drama actor and @ Zhang Linghe z @ tamiflu to zhuang has struggled together, go to a reverse the creative imagination singing festival. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance, youku at eight o clock tonight, night at eleven o clock jiangsu TV, and love each other! # # love alone night < br > youku live appointment address, please watch tAtbiSXK < br > from # # youku 犇 blessing with you, a... The full text m. eibo]
优酷：
#独爱之夜太甜了#“爱”意满满，心动满满，把青山浩渺看遍，将爱情进行到底！爱自己是终身浪漫的开始，与黄明昊@jjjustin @达达乐队 @毛不易 相约今晚八点优酷，晚十一点江苏卫视，首档实景剧式音乐创演秀即将上演！#独爱之夜#
优酷直播预约地址，请您观影：tAtbiSXK
...全文： m.weibo
[# # love night alone too sweet love, full heart full, the mountains look charming, will love through to the end! To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance with Huang Minghao @ jjjustin @ the dada @ MAO is not easy to meet this evening at o clock youku, night at eleven o clock jiangsu TV, first live-action drama type music ChuangYan show is coming! # # love alone night < br > youku live appointment address, please watch tAtbiSXK < br >... The full text m. eibo]
新浪汽车：
【#年夜饭Car位菜#：意式饺子 交上好运[haha]】
跃马迎新，牛年大吉！法拉利大中华区公关总监@IngridJSun 带着意大利家喻户晓的美食，为各位车迷送来新年祝福：恭祝大家新春快乐，牛年吉祥，如意安康， 好运连连！[牛哞哞][福到了][]
[[# # the eve of the Car a food Italian dumplings of fortune (haha) 】 < br > was welcome, good luck in the year of the ox! Ferrari director of greater China pr @ IngridJSun with household food, Italian fans for you to send New Year wishes wish you all a happy New Year, the year of the ox, good luck, good health, good luck! [cows moo] [f to] []]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【就在明天！#天问一号大年初四侧手翻#】明天，大年初四，中国首次火星探测任务“天问一号”探测器将进行“远火点平面机动”，来一个“侧手翻”，由横着绕火星转改成竖着绕火星转，这样，#天问一号能看到火星南北极#。超级期待，给中国航天加油！tAtbMpS
[[# in tomorrow! year cartwheel # 】 tomorrow, year , Chinas first Mars missions jiu ge number one detector will be far point plane maneuver, to a cartwheel, by sideways around Mars turns into a shaft orbits around Mars, in this way, can see Mars polar # # . Super looking forward to, to Chinas space! tAtbMpS]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
拜年不空手，好货初十有。@说吧文涛 涛哥携#锵锵行天下# 第二季大礼给您拜年啦！月日大年初十零点，来酷酷看涛哥和好友们茫茫西北，边走边聊！tAtbjoX
[New Year is not empty, good month. @ say window thao elder brother with # # I do all in the second quarter gift to give you a happy New Year! Annual th February nd, zero to cool to see out the vast northwest, elder brother and friends walk while chatting! tAtbjoX]
新浪汽车：
#春节# 不知道大家还会被“逼着”在亲戚朋友面前表演节目吗？如果没啥可表演的，学个孙悟空的技能吧[doge]tAgQuuy
[# # Spring Festival dont know everyone will be forced in front of the relatives and friends show? If nothing can show, to learn the skills of a sun wukong doge tAgQuuy]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#芬兰艺术家用脚印踩出巨幅雪花#】近日，在芬兰首都赫尔辛基附近的雪地中，一群芬兰艺术家历时两天，用脚印踩出巨幅雪花图案，图案直径约米，芬兰媒体称，这可能是芬兰有史以来最大的一幅雪地画。tAtbcqkD
[[# # by the Finnish art household footprints tread out huge snowflakes 】 recently, in the snow near Helsinki, a group of Finnish artist lasted two days, with the footprints on the giant snowflake, design about meters in diameter, Finnish media reported, this might be one of the largest ever to Finland snow painting. tAtbcqkD]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#上优酷看王牌对王牌# “喜剧天团”@蔡明 @宋小宝纯行货 @潘长江 @王宝强 的到来，献上堪比“春晚小品纯享版”的密集笑点大家接受得怎么样？收下这波表情包继续乐吧~#酷笑全家桶#《王牌对王牌》每周五：，优酷全网首播
[# # on youku watch ace to ace comedy days regiment @ girls @ Song Xiaobao pure trading @ the arrival of pan Yangtze river @ wang baoqiang, presented as Spring Festival gala sketch pure premium edition intensive punchline you accept? Take this wave packages continue to coke ~ # cool smile buckets of # ace to ace on fridays, youku tech-oriented premiere]
小野妹子学吐槽：
一看就是多年从业经验的高级技师！ tAtbjQY
[A look is many years experience of senior technician! tAtbjQY]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@别是个沙雕吧数额虽小，但钱真的很新[doge]@太皇太后您有喜啦两张是爸妈给的吧哈哈哈哈哈@Tiger公子@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈很真实了[允悲]@JoMoRo：居然还有百元大钞@好肥一颗张狗蛋流泪
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ dont is a sand amount is small, but money is really new [doge] queen @ too happy you two is parents give, ha ha ha ha ha @ Tiger childe @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very real [allow sad] @ JoMoRo incredibly still have $one hundred bills @ good a fat dog egg tears]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#看春晚上优酷# 张艺兴@努力努力再努力x 给大家送祝福啦，自拍视角福利满满快来查收！一秒看穿“盲盒”的秘密也是real机智～小酷在这里祝大家在新的一年里和张艺兴一起牛转乾坤！#优酷陪你犇福年# tAtbMpLL
[Youku # # to see spring night lay @ efforts to efforts to give you blessing, x take perspective of welfare, come and check! A second to see through the secret of blind box is also a real wit ~ little cool here, I wish you all in the New Year with lay bull turn things around! # # tAtbMpLL youku accompany you happy 犇 years]
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