冷笑话精选：
#奇葩拜年大赏#过年就该有过年的亚子，这样的贴心小棉袄请给我来一打[憧憬][憧憬] tAtyDUqv
[# # exotic New Year is great reward Chinese New Year is the Chinese New Year of the child, such a sweet little quilted jacket please give me a dozen [hope] [hope] tAtyDUqv]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
中国东方航空：
今年，在武汉过年的意大利机长表示：我在武汉挺好哒[耶]#大年初一# tAtyDyDJ
[This year, Chinese New Year in wuhan Italy captain said Im in wuhan dalai [and] # # on tAtyDyDJ]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
优酷：
#探世界# 春节到，牛运到，新春祝福不能少；红灯笼，高高挂，除旧布新福气好；探世界，不打烊，重头好戏等你来
[# agent world # the Spring Festival to, to the bull, New Year blessing cannot little; Red lanterns hanging, blow away the cobwebs blessing; Explore the world, is not close, start play you out]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#东京奥组委主席森喜朗辞职#】当地时间日，东京奥组委主席森喜朗在奥组委会议上宣布辞职。此前，森喜朗因发表歧视女性言论在日本国内外引发反对。
[【 # # Tokyo Olympic Games organizing committee chairman mori resignation], local time, yoshiro mori, Tokyo Olympic Games organizing committee chairman of the organizing committee announced his resignation on the discussion. Previously, mori because of discrimination against women comments sparked opposition at home and abroad in Japan. ]
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冷笑话精选：
太好听了啊！！！@他只是个孩子啊真实的神仙打架@喜静空想：新年到，愿大家明天会更好@啊呜月亮：人均cd机的年代啊[悲伤]@发条怪兽：怀念那个群星璀璨的年代✨
[Too nice!!!!!! @ he is just a child ah true dream fairy quiet fight @ New Year, wish you tomorrow will be better @ munch moon per capita CD machine s o [sad] @ clockwork monster s ✨ miss the stars]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
巴曙松：
生物科技版的新年祝福
祝大家身体各个细胞
Wish your cells in with
基因组结构稳定
genome structure stablized；
甲基化程度平衡
methylation level balanced；
线粒体能量提升
mitochondria empowered；
蛋白组协调健康
proteomic regulation normalized；
端粒长度适宜
telomere length ad...全文： m.weibo
[Biological technology in the New Year greeting < br > < br > I Wish you all the body cells < br > Wish your cells in with stable < br > < br > genome structure genome structure stablized. < br > the degree of methylation balance < br > methylation level balanced; < br > mitochondria energy up < br > mitochondria empowered; < br > protein group coordinate health < br > proteomic regulation normalized; < br > telomere length is suitable for < br > telomere length AD... The full text m. eibo]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
但斌：
谢谢[心][作揖]@依然那个我我是昨天晚上看到大概九点半左右实在看不下去了，就回看了前几天央视财经对但总的对话视频，但总还是一如既往的风格，听但总的观点非常收益，某些地方还重复播放了几次，零点过几分的时候看完了整个视频，然后就出去放鞭炮，回来睡觉了，感谢但总无私分享。
[Thank you [heart] [bowing] @ that I saw last night I was still at about really see not bottom go to, went back to look at a few days ago CCTV finance to the overall dialogue video, but, as usual, but always style, listen to the general view very earnings, but some places still repeated several times, a few minutes after zero when finished watching the entire video, and then go out to set off firecrackers, back to bed, thank you but always selfless share.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#独爱之夜#如何描绘自己的青春呢？我选择用一首歌，那些伴着歌声穿插流过的记忆，弥足珍贵。那如果是描述一段爱情，应该选择几首歌？月日晚八点优酷、晚十一点江苏卫视，遇、恋、独、爱四个篇章开启一场颠覆想象的歌会，爱自己是终身浪漫的开始，心动即将到达！#独爱之夜终极预告# ...全文： m.weibo
[# # love night alone how to depict their youth? I choose to use a song, those with song penetration through the memory, is precious. Then if is to describe a period of love, should choose a few songs? At eight o clock on Friday night youku, night at eleven o clock, jiangsu satellite TV, encounter love, love, alone, four chapters to open a reverse the sing-song, imagine to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance, cardiac will arrive! # alone love the night of the ultimate trailer #... The full text m. eibo]
南方都市报：
#春节#【牛气冲天！年初一来广州动物园数牛】今天是#大年初一#，踏入牛年，#南都直播#来广州动物园沾沾牛气！动物园里的牛科动物都有哪些呢？牛是牛，羚羊是牛，羊是牛，犀牛不是牛，是不是被绕得有点晕了？没关系！来打卡广州动物园，牛科动物带你逐个数！ tAtyglY
[# # during the Spring Festival the bullish! Start of guangzhou zoo for cattle 】 today is # # on the first day, step into the year of the ox, # # SMW live to guangzhou zoo be awesome! What are the subject of animal in the zoo? Cow is antelope are cattle and cattle and sheep are cattle, rhino is not cattle, has been around a bit dizzy? It doesnt matter! In guangzhou zoo, bovine take you literally count! tAtyglY]
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平安北京：
#我在岗位上#、#守护万家平安#今年春节，我在岗位守岁，护您岁岁平安！[迎福运][迎福运][迎福运] #共筑平安中国年# @北京交警 tAtyNwe
[# peace I guard m in post #, # # the Spring Festival this year, I was in post shou sui, protect you happiness and peace! [meet] good fortune [meet] good fortune [meet] good fortune together # # @ Beijing police tAtyNwe peace China]
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新浪汽车：
#新车情报局# 近日，保时捷发布了一张下一代 GT车型的渲染图，其中就曝光了新车尾部的巨大尾翼。另外，该车将搭载自然吸气. L水平横置六缸发动机以及双横臂前悬架。据报道，发布仪式将于欧洲中部时间月日下午点开始。
[# # new intelligence recently, porsche has released a render picture of the next generation of GT models, which has exposed a huge tail at the end of the new car. In addition, the car will pick up naturally aspirated. L horizontal transverse six-cylinder engine and double wishbone front suspension. It is reported that the launch will start in the afternoon on central European time point. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#上优酷看王牌对王牌#新春合家欢，王牌家族@沈腾 @贾玲 @华晨宇yu @关晓彤 来报道！喜剧天团 @蔡明 @宋小宝纯行货 @潘长江 @王宝强 携带爆笑包袱前来挑战！让小酷听听，是谁的笑声最响？[哈哈]#酷笑全家桶#《王牌对王牌》今晚：，优酷全网首播
[# # on youku watch ace to ace new family, ace family @ Shen Teng @ Gu Ling @ brilliance yu yu @ xiaotong guan to report! Comedy days regiment @ girls @ Song Xiaobao pure trading @ pan Yangtze river @ wang baoqiang joke to carry baggage to challenge! Let little cool to hear, who laughs the loudest? (ha ha) # # cool smile buckets of ace to ace tonight, youku entire network]
但斌：
“老是当井底之蛙，认为井口就是整个世界，这不好。”这篇文章写的非常好，数据说话，有理有据！
[Always when, the frog in well think well is the whole world, it is not good. This article writing is very good, the data speak, justified!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端：
【过年打麻将，掌握这些原理！你能多胡好几盘】今天是大年初一！如果要选一种声音代表新春团聚，除了噼里啪啦的鞭炮、杯盏相碰的清脆，哗啦啦的搓麻声必定占有一席之地。麻将是一场概率游戏和策略博弈。过年打麻将，只要掌握这点概率学原理，能多胡好几盘！学不会也没关系，你只需要记住以下几种牌面>>...全文： m.weibo
[The New Years day playing mahjong, master the principle! Can you hu several more plate 】 today is on the first day! If you want to choose a kind of voice on behalf of the lunar New Year reunion, in addition to scratching off firecrackers, and its fullness touching crisp, hua playing mahjong sound must place. Mahjong is a game of probability and strategy game. New Years day playing mahjong, as long as mastering this probability principles, to hu several dishes! Cant learn it doesnt matter, you only need to remember the following card > >... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
茅台会在什么情况下崩盘? - 一颗青木 的回答 - 知乎tAtydjgV
[Maotai is under what circumstances a crash? - a aoki answer - zhihu tAtydjgV]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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