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[In a youth regret things < br > _________________________________]
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汽车之家：
#夜福利# 奔驰C级(进口) 款 C 旅行轿车~
[# # night welfare Mercedes c-class (import) travel car ~ C]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
【作家曝#福寿螺疯狂入侵洱海#，官方：繁殖不多，正人工清除】近日，作家@半夏心茧 在社交媒体发消息称大理洱海遭福寿螺疯狂入侵，引发关注。福寿螺为世界性最严重的种入侵生物之一，不仅对许多水生作物危害大，还可能成为疾病和寄生虫的载体，对人类健康产生威胁。大理市洱海管理局相关人员回应，...全文： m.weibo
[【 writer of # # crazy invasion of erhai lake, the official breed is not much, is the artificial remove 】 recently, the writer @ heart of pinellia cocoons in social media news that Dali erhai lake by apple snails crazy invasion, causing concern. Apple snails as one of the most serious kind of invasion of biological world, not only harm to many aquatic plants, may also become the carrier of diseases and parasites, constitute a threat to human health. Administration of the Dali erhai lake related personnel response,... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
替我谢谢你的对象！！@人间心事bot替我谢谢你的对象！！@太皇太后您有喜啦替我谢谢你的对象！！@我的父母是个奇葩替我谢谢你的对象！！@万事屋纸纸酱替我谢谢你的对象！！@彥一Aida谢谢别人的对象
[Thank you for your object for me!! @ the object of human mind bot for me thank you!! @ queen too you happy for me thank you for your object!!! @ my parents is a wonderful work for me, thank you for your object!!!!! @ all the house of paper paper sauce for me thank you for your object!!!!! @ he Aida thank you the object of others]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#舞者# 领队大秀@金星 @佟丽娅 @任嘉伦Allen @THEO-朱正廷 的四大舞队首次集结，以舞步奏响主题挑战的号角 [酷] 用大秀燃炸你的视觉！无惧强兵为自己而战，快来看看你pick哪支？《舞者》优酷正在热播～[可爱]
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[@ # @ #, the manager of the big show dancers Venus liyan tong @ Ren Jialun Allen @ THEO - Zhu Zhengting four WuDui assembled for the first time to dance play theme challenge [cool] with big horn show detonation your vision! Without fear of strong soldiers fight for yourself, come and see you pick which one? Dancers youku ~ [lovely] hit < br > tAyyUX]
小野妹子学吐槽：
夏日，源氏萤和姬萤飞舞的神社⛩️
[Summer, genji hotaru and fireflies fluttering her shrine ⛩ ️]
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刘彦斌：
你说大盘涨就涨，你说跌就跌？你以为你是谁？大盘听你指挥？大盘又不是你儿子👦
[You say the market rise up, youre falling down? Who do you think you are? The market to listen to your command? The market is not your son 👦]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#网红吃播直播前突发疾病去世# 因为他半年来一直做这件事…】沈阳岁的王先生是一名网红吃播，收获了不少粉丝和打赏，体重也飙升至斤↓↓月日王先生准备直播吃红烧肉时，他突然觉得眼睛疼、胳膊发麻，送往医院后经过连续天抢救仍未挽回性命。年纪轻轻的他为何突然离世？医生说出原因↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 # web celebrity died before eating live broadcast a disease # because he has been doing it for half a year... Mr Wang is a web celebrity in shenyang, sowing, harvesting a lot of fans and exceptional, weight also surged to jin left left, Mr Wang to live when eating braise in soy sauce meat, he suddenly feel a pain in the eyes, arms and needles, rushed to hospital after a day after still save lives. Why he suddenly died very young? The doctor say why left left... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
#新车情报局# 日前，我们获悉，长安CS PLUS蓝鲸版将于月日亮相。外观方面，新车的外观设计源于官方所称的“御岳”设计语言，全车采用深灰色车漆，并加入红色装饰带点缀。新车延续现款在售车型设计，但针对车身多处进行调整，动力方面搭载蓝鲸NE .T发动机，最大功率马力。
[# # new intelligence recently, we learned that changan CS version PLUS blue whale will debut on the month. Appearance, the appearance of the new car design is the result of imperial yue referred to in the official design language, whole vehicle USES the dark gray paint, and add the red adornment ornament. New car for cash models sold in the design, but for many body adjustment, motivation. Pick up the blue whale can T engine, the most powerful horsepower. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
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微博时尚：
北京时间.下午点，首届线上#巴黎时装周#将准时开幕。.-.，预计将有近百个品牌与设计师参加此次#巴黎高定时装周#和#巴黎男装周#。其中有大家耳熟能详的DIOR、CHANEL、VALENTINO、LV，也有三宅一生、山本耀司等日式经典。国潮之光——李宁，也参与了本次巴黎男装周，你最期待哪一个？ ...全文： m.weibo
[Beijing time. In the afternoon, the first online # # Paris fashion week will kick off on time. . -., are expected to be hundred brands and designers to participate in the # # couture fashion week in Paris and Paris menswear # #. One of the familiar, VALENTINO, Louis vuitton, DIOR, CHANEL has issey miyake, yohji yamamoto Japanese classic. Li ning, the light of the tide, is also involved in the Paris menswear, which one are you most looking forward to? ... The full text m. eibo]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
南方都市报：
#林丹退役#【林丹下一站去哪儿？进娱乐圈只是搞“副业”，投身商海早有布局】#林丹商海布局#月日，当国家羽毛球队在成都进行队内对抗赛的时候，林丹宣布了自己退出国家队的消息。作为跟姚明、李娜、刘翔等其他运动项目同期的球星代表，林丹是很多人的青春，真正开启了羽毛球项目商业化的先河。
在职...全文： m.weibo
[# # Lin retired [Lin where to next? Into the entertainment circle just make sideline, business had layout 】 # #, Lin business layout, when the national badminton team for the team in chengdu, Lin declared his retirement from international football. With yao, li and liu xiang as other sports star representative during this period, the youth, Lin Dan is a lot of people really opens the badminton sport commercialization. < br > < br > in office... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【勇敢！#恐高男子爬楼救岁男童#后等救援：“我不敢下去了”[心]】月日，广东中山，岁男童头部被卡防盗网，一名男子徒手爬上楼救下孩子。他说，看到孩子吊在那里，什么都没想就爬上去了，救人后因为有点恐高不敢爬下去，就在原地等消防员，热心市民还在楼下铺了床垫。@一手Video 最终男子被顺利...全文： m.weibo
[【 bravery! # climb building heights man save old boy # after rescue such as I cant go on [heart]] month day, guangdong zhongshan, year-old male head stuck burglar mesh, a man with his bare hands up to save the child. See children hanging in there, he says, nothing want to climb up, save for a little afraid of heights dare not climb down, after in situ, such as firefighters, warm-hearted citizens also paved the mattress downstairs. @ hand Video man eventually be smooth... The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
#为什么来柳州# 柳州，晚安[月亮]
[Why # # to liuzhou liuzhou, good night [moon]]
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