冷笑话精选：
第一个真的羡慕了[酸]@blue-zhangyu羡慕了@小鳳七·第一个确定不是开超市的[doge]@___大大大大大F__我希望我的冰箱里全是酸奶！
[The first really envy (acid) @ blue - zhangyu envy the @ phoeny seven, first determine not open supermarket @ ___ greatly greatly big F__ doge, I hope my is full of yogurt in the fridge!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#潮流主理人# @范丞丞Adam 第一次尝试在滑板上纸膜涂鸦，就被夸奖又认真涂的又均匀~丞丞子坦言自己有些强迫症不能忍受喷不匀，感同身受[允悲]最后涂鸦呈现出来的银色“FAN”实在是太好看啦[心] tAUCEE
[# tide people manage # @ Fan Chengcheng Adam first try paper film graffiti on a skateboard, has been praised the besmear again carefully and evenly to cheng cheng son admitted to some obsessive-compulsive disorder cant stand not divide evenly, empathyallow sad finally graffiti presented silver FAN is so good-looking tAUCEE [heart]]
新浪新闻客户端：
【女厕内总飘出诡异叹气声？真相让人哭笑不得[允悲]】哈尔滨一公共厕所的女厕内近日传出怪声，像大爷叹气一样，市民感到奇怪，视频↓↓据了解，这是一间小时开放公厕，很多第一次来此的市民，尤其是女性听到声音后，都会感到紧张和害怕。特别在夜间，更让人觉得瘆得慌，咋回事↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[Total float out in the ladys bizarre sighs? The truth to people in distress situation [allow sad]] Harbin a public toilet in the ladys room with strange yesterday, like the big ye sigh, citizens feel strange, video left left it is understood that this is a hour open public toilets, many for the first time to the citizens, especially women, at the sound feel nervous and afraid. Especially at night, more let a person feel panic creepy-crawlies,... left left... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【公司高管与女下属被妻子捉奸视频曝光？博时基金回应[话筒]】月日，网传博时基金董事总经理欧阳凡被妻子实名举报与女下属长期通奸，群发邮件内容曝光↓↓其妻子称欧阳凡与下属李某双双婚内出轨，李某在捉奸现场仍然态度嚣张，还扬言：“我就是和欧阳凡有一腿，你能拿我怎么样”？现场视频↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[The company executives and female subordinate sex video exposure is wife? When rich fund response [microphone]] month day, network transmission, managing director of fund OuYangFan when his wife real-name reporting long adultery with female subordinates, mass email content exposure left left his wife to say OuYangFan with subordinates li mou both marital infidelity, li mou in sex scene still arrogant attitude, also said I is OuYangFan with one leg, how you can get me? The scene video left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
柳州公安：
【伪造多种身份 “后”大叔骗得女万】近日，江苏@镇江润州公安 成功破获一起诈骗案，一名“后”大叔冒充警察、营销讲师多种“人设”，与女性交友恋爱，骗得名女性万余元。月日下午，民警在一家酒店内将嫌疑人贺某抓获。#警方提醒# 恋爱交友须谨慎，涉及钱财定三思。tAUwZrH
[[fake identities after uncle took women than 】 recently, RunZhou @ zhenjiang in jiangsu province public security success uncovered a fraud, a after uncle posing as police officers, marketing lecturer in a variety of person, and women love to make friends, con named women more than yuan. On day afternoon, police in a hotel, a captured the suspect. # # police remind the love dating should be cautious, involving money will think twice. tAUwZrH]
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薛蛮子：
@董藩全世界最好的城市博物馆之一，会告诉我们很多历史故事
[@ dongfan, one of the worlds best city museum will tell us a lot of historical stories]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
新浪汽车：
#出行生活#大哥是个狠人[并不简单]
[Travel life # # eldest brother is a malicious person [] are not simple]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#朱一龙片场玩溜溜球#我们小三爷@朱一龙 还真是技多不压身，小小的溜溜球在他手里玩出各种花样。邪你还有什么惊喜是我们不知道的[doge] #重启之极海听雷##重启酷爆了#
tAUplX
[# # Zhu Yilong set to play yo-yo our small three yes @ Zhu Yilongs skill is no burden, little yo-yo in his hands to play out all kinds of tricks. And you still have what surprise is we dont know [doge] # restart of the sea to listen to the thunder # # # to restart cool burst < br > tAUplX]
汽车之家：
#家家选车导购#【首推T豪华型 别克昂科威S购车手册】一提别克这个品牌，大部分消费者都会把它和美式豪华联系到一起，尤其是在Avenir艾维亚车型的推出之后，更是让很多商务人士对该品牌更加青睐。可是不可否认的是，当下的消费者越来越年轻，对年轻化的追求愈发强烈，哪怕在选购一台中型SUV时他们也...全文： m.weibo
[# # every car ride the first T luxury buick enclave wei S car manual 】 a buick brand, most consumers will associate it with the American luxury together, especially in the Avenir avera models after launch, is to let a lot of business people preferred to the brand. But what is undeniable is that the consumer is more and more young, the pursuit of younger increasingly intense, even when the choose and buy a mid-size SUV they also... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
薛蛮子：
@董藩英语说得真好！
[@ dongfan English is very very good!]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
薛蛮子：
@董藩洪秀全的“有衣同穿，有钱同使”，你信么？你了解他的生活状态么？
[@ dongfan hong xiuquan have clothes to wear, with the rich, do you believe? Do you know his life?]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
薛蛮子：
@董藩杭州、四川连续两起半夜杀妻事件曝光后，听说有的家里闹点矛盾的，晚上睡觉都分房，并插门了。还有的女的开始给男的讲武大郎之死，暗示：别动坏心眼，小心我报复！[嘻嘻]
[@ dongfan hangzhou, sichuan for two straight up in the middle of the night to kill his wife Revelations, heard that some make some contradictions in the home, you go to sleep at night time, and the door. And the woman began to give men JiangWu big langs death, hint dont move the salt of the earth, caution I revenge! [xi xi]]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
但斌：
是，国内大学更重要，另外相比我在职读过的人大与中欧，河南大学更需要捐赠，因为那些一流学府已经有大笔捐助[心][拳头]@一起努力让世界更美好向你致敬，的确国内大学和国外比起来更缺钱 物质基础还是很重要的[good]
[Is that domestic university is more important, than the other I on-the-job read of the National Peoples Congress and central Europe, henan university need more donations, because those top universities have large donation [heart] [fist] @ work together to make the world a better place to salute you, indeed is less money than domestic universities and foreign material basis is very important [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
青年时报：
【相依百余年！#宋代古塔与塔顶古树或将分离#】浙江省建德市梅城古镇对岸的南高峰上，屹立着南峰塔。南峰塔始建于宋代。据记录，南峰塔顶有一株古树已与这座古塔相伴上百年。遗憾的是，近期发现塔顶树木的根系已导致塔身出现缝隙，为保护古塔，古树或将与塔身分离。@新华视点 tAUIets
[【 dependent hundred years! # # song dynasty ancient pagodas and the top of the tower or will separate 】 jiande, zhejiang province MeiCheng town on the other side of the south peak, stands the south peak tower. South peak tower was built in the song dynasty. According to records, the peak tower one old trees hundreds of years has been accompanied by the ancient pagoda. Unfortunately, recently found that the roots of the trees have led to the occurrence crack of the tower, tower top to protect ancient towers, trees, or will be separated from the tower. @ tAUIets xinhua viewpoint]
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