冷笑话精选:
好可爱啊!@wuli鹅鹅鹅嗝果然小孩子的眼睛看到的世界是不一样的啊[心]
[How lovely! @ wuli goose goose goose hic had childrens eyes to see the world is not the same as [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【万元电脑丢失急坏快递小哥 一查监控竟发现被人捡走当废品元卖了[生病]】#万元电脑被当废品卖了元# 近日,重庆渝北区快递员小王收到一个全新笔记本电脑的退货订单,粗心的他把电脑放在快递柜旁的桌子上,便去接其他单了。不料几分钟后,电脑不翼而飞。日,@平安渝北 民警告诉@时间视频 ,通过调取...全文: m.weibo
[【 express delivery lost $ten thousand computer anxious little elder brother out monitoring was found to be up by sold as scrap yuan [ill]] is sold as scrap computer the meta # # ten thousand yuan recently, chongqing Yubei District Courier wang received a brand new laptop return order, careless he put the computer on the desk beside the ark of express, went to meet other single. Only a few minutes later, the computer went missing. , @ YuBei peace police tell @ the time video, from... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##女子散步背后砸下一架飞机# 散步险些被飞机砸中可还行?巴西圣卡塔琳娜州瓜比鲁巴发生一起小型飞机坠毁事故,险些砸中一名散步的女子,幸运的是,机上两人只受轻伤,且没有第三人受伤。[跪了](via看看新闻KNEWS) tAUzSWcw
[# every news # # woman walking behind walking down a plane # is narrowly the plane hit medium can be ok? Brazil, Santa catarina melon small plane crash than yoruba, narrowly missing a woman walking, fortunately, the two people on board only suffered minor injuries, and no third person was injured. Read news] [kneeling (via KNEWS) tAUzSWcw]
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24小时新闻:
【#南宁#车位“只售不租” 最高罚万元】前不久,南宁市人人和莱茵鹭湖小区负层地下停车场的一些车位被横梁挡住,导致业主无处停车。业主们告诉记者,地上停车位被物业改成商业街,而地下停车位现在又“只售不租”。其实,由于物业的这种“只售不租”的做法引发业主强烈不满的事件时有发生,针对这种...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # nanning parking just not rental up ten thousand yuan 】 recently, nanning and Rhine heron lake village negative everyone some underground parking Spaces is blocked by the beam, lead to owner no parking. Owners, told reporters that the ground parking space by property to the mall, and underground parking lots are just not rental now. Actually, due to the property of the idea of just not rental owners strong dissatisfaction events occur, for this... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【#北京尾随女孩回家男子被行拘#】月日媒体报道的北京一女孩遭陌生男子尾随至家门口事件有了最新进展。月日晚,@平安朝阳 发布通报称,已将张某(男,岁)抓获。据该小区居民反映,张某曾于日再次来到女孩门口。目前,张某已被朝阳公安分局依法行政拘留。tAUzzh
[【 followed the girl home man was arrested # line # Beijing], media reported a Beijing girl was strange men followed to door event with the latest progress. Sunrise released an announcement on Tuesday night, @ peace, has zhang (male, age) captured. According to reflect the community residents, zhang has came to the girl at the door again in day. At present, zhang has been chaoyang administration according to law the public security bureau detention. tAUzzh]
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南方都市报:
【善良又温暖[心]#岁女医学生捐髓救岁高中生#】月日,南京中医药大学的大二学生卢昕宁完成了造血干细胞采集,以拯救一名患血液病的岁男孩的生命。作为苏州捐献年龄最小的志愿者,卢昕宁说:以后好像多了一个远在多公里外的“弟弟”,希望他能尽快痊愈。@SBS暖视频 tAUzPFPd
[Kind and warm [heart] # years old female medical students to donate marrow to save old high school # 】 June , a sophomore of nanjing university of Chinese medicine stonegarlic ning completed hematopoietic stem cell collection, to save an old boys life of blood. As suzhou donated the youngest volunteer, stonegarlic ning said after much like a brother in many miles away, I hope he can recover as soon as possible. Warm @ SBS video tAUzPFPd]
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冷笑话精选:
彼此都不后悔吧@看我眼色行事好吧“爱情是社会范围内允许的精神失常”@LadyLimerence是很难过没有错啦 但至少以后你回想起来 心里难过的会是他离开你了 而不是难过自己为什么当初那么轻易就丢下他
[Acting on each other all dont regret @ see me look ok love is within the scope of social allow insanity @ LadyLimerence is very sad there is no wrong but at least, in retrospect, the in the mind sad after you will he leave you now, not sad own why left him so easily]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
但斌:
@黄凡转发微博
[@ Huang Fan forwarding microblogging]
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但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
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24小时新闻:
【#女子假离婚后净身出户# 如今肠子悔青】深圳的谢女士和丈夫结婚多年,因为家庭原因和丈夫办理了“假离婚”,没想到变成了真离婚。谢女士的前夫陈先生表示不存在假离婚,协议也是谢女士自愿签署的。律师表示,该离婚协议对谢女士非常不公平,可向法院提起诉讼,但需要提供相关证据证明两人是协商好的...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # womens clean body leave home after false divorce now intestinesre gonna 】 in shenzhen ms xie and her husband, married for many years, for family reasons and her husband to deal with the divorce, unexpectedly turned into a real divorce. Ms xies ex-husband, Mr. Chen said there is no false divorce, agreement is signed by ms xie voluntarily. Lawyers said the divorce agreement is very unfair to ms xie, but to the court, but the need to provide relevant evidence to prove that the two of them are good negotiation... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌:
转:【国君食品】贵州茅台:符合预期,行稳致远——年中报点评
[玫瑰]投资建议:半年报业绩符合预期,经营指标体现稳定性与确定性,难以逾越的品牌优势构建持续发展基础。预计-年净利润、、亿元,目标价元,对应年XPE,建议增持!
[太阳]顺利完成上半年双位数增长目...全文: m.weibo
[King [food] guizhou maotai, in line with expectations, steady reach -- NianZhongBao review < br > < br > [rose] investment advice a semi-annual performance in line with expectations, management indicators reflect the stability and certainty, formidable brand advantage to build sustainable development foundation. - year net profit, and one hundred million yuan, is expected to target price yuan, the corresponding years XPE, suggest to increase! < br > < br > [sun] is completed in the first half of double-digit growth. The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#女子狂砸辆车留男友手机号# “男友”:两人只是普通关系[思考]】近日,广东佛山一公寓停车库,女子史某先是对一辆白色凯德拉克进行“暴击”,砸破挡风玻璃、泼漆等等,随后又破坏了辆车,并留下名为阿贵的电话号码。经查,史某称因与男友阿贵发生争执,一怒之下便砸了阿贵的凯迪拉克,砸其他辆车...全文: m.weibo
[【 # woman crazy hit a car leave boyfriend phone number # boyfriend two people just ordinary relations [thinking]] recently, the guangdong foshan one apartment parking garage, the history of womens a first for a Bai Sekai Draco critical strike, breaking the windshield, splashed paint and so on, then destroyed the car, and leave the phone number of the called pell. Via checking, history says an officer by arguing with boyfriend pell, in a rage and smashed pell Cadillac, hit the other car... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
@ZZ贵州茅台价值之道很有想象力的文章。
[@ ZZ guizhou maotai value way is full of imagination.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷:
#电视剧胜算# 关关难过关关过,川入胜一肯定了福原@梁冠华 所说瓦吉姆为满洲人的猜想,唐科长@柳云龙微博 再次登上怀疑名单![吃惊]#酷爽夏日季#tAUzXMY
[# # series win cage to pass off, sichuan and engaging a sure f original @ guanhua liang said WaJiM for manchurian conjecture, tang chief @ pandemic teleplay weibo boarded the suspect list again! [surprised] # # tAUzXMY cool summer cool season]
但斌:
@库尔勒王淼今年也在本地专卖店没有买到茅酒,要买需要搭售茅台醇酒。以后加仓和买茅酒的成本会一年比一年高了。[作揖][微风][音乐][鲜花][干杯]
[@ korla wang miao this year also didnt buy MAO wine in local shop, buy need tying maotai wine. After adding the cost of warehouse and buy MAO wine will be a year is higher than a year. [bowing] [wind] [music] [flowers] [drink]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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