但斌：
@十年饮冰一般而言，穷生奸计，富长良心！素质和财富，学历一般是成正比的，杠精走开！
[@ decade drink ice, in general, poor living trickery, rich long conscience! Quality and wealth, is in direct proportion to the degree in general, bar fine go away!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@Ponyyoung貌似山东和河南也有不少去衡水中学上学的
[@ Ponyyoung appeared to shandong and henan also have a lot to hengshui high school go to school]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：
#新式锦鲤# 转发这对方便面，你的生活会天天顺利[笑cry] tAykAKQ
[# # new koi forwarded this to instant noodles, your everyday life well [laugh cry] tAykAKQ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#成都车展#【玛莎拉蒂Ghibli Fenice杰尼亚奢享限量版亮相】新车搭载了.T发动机+V轻混系统，成为玛莎拉蒂首款电气化车型，-kmh加速时间为.s。尾灯采用了全新回旋镖样式，也是向玛莎拉蒂首款使用“回旋镖”尾灯造型，同时也是世界上第一款使用LED技术的GT车型致敬。[酸][酸]...全文： m.weibo
[# # chengdu motor show 【 maserati Ghibli Fenice zegna enjoy luxury limited edition appearance 】 carry the new car. T engine + V light mixed system, become a maseratis first electric cars, - KMH to accelerate time. S. Taillight adopted new maneuver dart style, but also to the maseratis first use of maneuver dart tail lamp modelling, as well as the worlds first use of LED technology GT models. Acid acid [] []... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：
位于京都的“不可思议旅馆”，里面有各种各样主题的房间：可以自己调节恐怖程度的、满屋子开关可以按个爽的、可以和历史伟人附身聊天的...非常想去刷一遍了[允悲]
[Incredible hotel is located in Kyoto, there are all kinds of the theme of the room, can adjust the degree of terror, full house switch can be a great, can chat with history possessed great men... Very wants to go to the brush again [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：
【救护车被追尾侧翻 路人秒扶正】#路人秒扶正侧翻救护车#月日上午，浙江绍兴，一辆救护车被后方的私家车追尾撞击后发生侧翻，一名司机两名医护人员和两名病患被困车内。面对突如其来的事故，路过民众没有袖手旁观，在短短秒内合力扶正救护车，受伤人员及时得到送医。 央视...全文： m.weibo
[Righting the ambulance was rear-ended a cartwheel passers-by seconds] # # l seconds the centralizer rollover ambulance on Wednesday morning, shaoxing, zhejiang province, an ambulance was behind the car tracing cauda, in the aftermath of the crash a driver two paramedics and two patients were trapped inside. In the face of the sudden accident, pass by people didnt stand by and work together in just seconds righting the ambulance, the injured get the hospital in time. CCTV... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
.#要闻daily#
枕边凶手
“杭州女子失踪”案获重大突破！失踪女子丈夫交代：因家庭生活产生不满，于日凌晨在家中将其杀害，分尸后分散抛弃。#杭州警方通报女子失踪案侦破细节# tAykwRCd
天网恢恢，期待法律给恶魔应有的惩罚！
[. # pounced daily# murderer < br > < br > bed missing hangzhou womens big break! Missing woman husband confessed dissatisfaction because of family life, early in the day at home will be killed, dismembered after scattered abandoned. Police bulletin # hangzhou womens disappearance solve detail # tAykwRCd < br > the mills of god grind to law to punished evil! ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#遭家暴跳楼女子公公回应#：我就这一个儿子】河南商丘，女子不堪家暴跳楼引热议，刘女士称事发后一年未能离成婚，还遭到公公威胁。月日，刘女士公公发声称，自己从未威胁过对方，儿媳索要万赔偿，自己只有一个儿子，不希望俩人离婚。法院通报，该离婚案将择期宣判。tAykPdf
[【 # # by the home mad building womens father-in-law response I just this one son 】 henan shangqiu, woman not home mad building buzz, liu said after one year not married, also are being threatened by my father-in-law. June , liu father-in-law said, he never threatened each other, daughter-in-law, ask for compensation, their only one son, dont want two people divorce. The court bulletin, the divorce will be sentenced. tAykPdf]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
柳州公安：
【隔代“坑”！#男子酒驾被查扔下岁孙子跳湖逃跑# 留下车内孙子嚎啕大哭[并不简单]】月日晚，宁夏石嘴山交警巡查时，发现一辆轿车不顾民警阻拦，强行加速冲卡逃逸。司机被追上后翻越栏杆跳湖逃跑，留下车内岁的孙子嚎啕大哭。最终经民警搜寻劝说，男子上岸，经查，该男子涉嫌酒驾及无证驾驶。目前...全文： m.weibo
[【 every generation pit! # man is drunk driving check down years old grandson jump lake flight # left the car grandson crying isnt a simple []] on Tuesday night, workers at shuizuishan traffic police patrol, found a car regardless of the civilian police, forced acceleration card escape. Driver being chased after jump over the rail lake escape, leave the car at the age of the grandson of crying. Finally by the police to search for persuasion, man ashore, after check, the man suspected of drunk driving and driving without a license. At present... The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【把车卖到农村去 新能源汽车下乡启动】增长的本质是契合市场需求，新能源汽车下乡能给企业带来多大的市场机遇？这将是很多车企都很期待的一个答案。月日，备受业内外关注新能源汽车下乡活动在山东青岛拉开帷幕，拓展新能源汽车农村市场、满足新时代农村居民需求的考试正式开始。...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [new energy car to the countryside to sell your car to the countryside to launch 】 the essence of growth is fit the market demand, new energy vehicles to the countryside market opportunity can bring? This will be a lot of car companies are very much looking forward to an answer. Month, focus on new energy vehicles is inside and outside of rural development in shandong Qingdao, developing new energy vehicles the rural market, meet the demand of the new age of rural residents of the official start of the exam. . The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车：
#越巴适越成都#【#成都车展#实拍 全新昂科威S[酷]】话不多说，戳图↓↓
[# # # the ba shi the chengdu [chengdu auto show # make new aung coldwell [cool]] S few words said, poking figure left left]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#哈维新冠检测呈阳性# 正在进行隔离】月日，巴萨传奇球星、目前执教卡塔尔阿尔萨德俱乐部的西班牙名宿哈维确认感染新冠。哈维称，现在感觉还不错，并且在痊愈前会进行自我隔离。tAykdRm
[The new crown testing positive for # # Harvey is under quarantine 】 month day, Barcelona legend, now Qatar al saad Spanish legend Harvey confirmed infection with the new champions of the club. Harvey said, now I feel is good, and before the recovery will be carried out in isolation. tAykdRm]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#熊孩子刮花轿车到派出所自首# 民警：“罚”你回家洗碗，一个抵毛钱】月日，广东一位妈妈带着孩子到派出所“自首”。原来孩子顽皮刮花别人的轿车，家长赔了元。为了让他认识错误，妈妈带他来自首。民警：“罚”你回家洗碗，一个抵毛钱，洗满元为止。孩子同意接受“处罚”。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # bear child scratched car surrendered to the police station # police punishment you home washing the dishes, a is worth cent 】 month day, a mother took her child to the police station in guangdong surrender. The original naughty children spending other peoples cars, parents pay the meta. In order to let him know wrong, mother took him from the first. Police punishment you home washing the dishes, a dime, wash with yuan so far. Children agreed to punishment. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
【“老老护理”再酿惨案 #日本岁老人杀害卧病在床妻子#】近日，东京一名岁老人，将岁长年卧床的妻子在家中杀害，目前已被警方逮捕。经调查，案件中，岁的丈夫因为长期护理带来的压力过大，而杀害自己的妻子。消息一出，再度引发日本社会对于“老老护理”问题的关注。 @央视网快看 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 just take care to brew massacre # - year - old man killed in Japan is ill in bed wife # 】 recently, Tokyo a years old, will be the death of age of the elder wife at home in bed, has been arrested by the police. After investigation, case, her husband at the age of stress brought on by a long-term care, and killed his wife. Japan, again raise social attention to the problem of just take care. @ CCTV net look... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
高破天际的科技股 终于要塌了tAykFr
[High tech is finally break the sky falling down tAykFr]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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