2020年7月5日星期日

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    是的@大脑切片谈恋爱对我和对别人一样那不就等于和别人也在谈恋爱吗[摊手]@三好模范生_就是!数学题都要列一堆理由证明是否正确!说爱我 但连点小事都不做 那还爱个屁?那谈什么恋爱
[Yes @ the brain slices to fall in love for me and for others it is not also in love with someone else? [stand hand] @ miyoshi model student _ is! Math is listed a lot of reasons to prove whether it is right! Say love me but dont even do the little things still love a fart? What about that in love]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

卢健生:
    [good][good][good]
[[好][好][好]]

Z CAM 首席执行官

元气满满新沐瞳:
    @查丽莎转发微博
[@ lisa forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

小野妹子学吐槽:
    希望你: ​
[I hope you]

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南方都市报:
    #今年洪涝灾害已致人死亡失踪#【国家防总:今年洪涝灾害已致万人次受灾人死亡失踪】#今年洪涝灾害已致万人受灾#据央视新闻消息,国家防汛抗旱总指挥部通报,截至月日,今年以来洪涝灾害先后造成贵州、四川、湖南、广西、广东、湖北等省(区、市)万人次受灾,人死亡失踪,....全文: m.weibo ​
[Missing # # this year has been deadly flooding the office floods this year has been kill people affected people missing 】 # # affected floods this year has been to ten thousand people, according to CCTV news reported the state flood control and drought relief headquarters, as of the date, this year has caused flooding in guizhou, sichuan, hunan, guangxi, guangdong, hubei and other provinces (autonomous regions and municipalities) people affected, people were killed, missing... The full text m. eibo]

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edc陳冠希:
    分享图片 ​
[Share photos]

International nomad

南方都市报:
    【一路走好!#后外卖员离世捐器官让人获新生#】日,山西后小伙陈捷完成了器官捐献,成为苏州第例器官捐献者。在父母眼里,儿子虽然内向,却勇敢而又充满爱心。月日,他不幸溺水。父母决定,捐出陈捷的器官,延续陈捷的爱心。他的器官和眼角膜,将让名患者重获新生。@蟹视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 after all the way walk good! # take-away member who donate organs to new # 】, shanxi guy Chen Jie completed the organ donation after the first cases of organ donors in suzhou. In the eyes of parents, son though introverted, but brave and full of love. June , he drowned unfortunately. Parents decided to donate organs of Chen Jie, continue Chen Jie love. His organs and cornea, will make patients back to life. @ crab video... The full text m. eibo]

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夜間通行·:
    今年夏天第一顿小龙虾 🦞 tAyySONV ​
[This summer first crawfish 🦞 tAyySONV]

盐以律己 甜以待人

优酷:
    #胡彦斌跳舞跟不上拍子# #少年之名#
胡彦斌导师生日会上,郭敬明导师亲手送上了玫瑰花,还有选手们送的姓名牌大蛋糕,胡老师还现场演绎《少年之名》主题曲😂虽然有点跟不上拍子 ​

[# hu dance cant keep up with time # # # teenager in the name of the < br > hu teacher birthday, guo teachers personally to the rose, and the players to send the name of big cake, Mr Hu also live the theme song for the name of the young 😂 although a bit cant keep up with time]

优酷:
    #范丞丞妈妈的信# 收到了来自妈妈的信,@范丞丞Adam 忍不住流下了眼泪。这么温柔的男孩子一定会好好的,加油福西西![抱抱]#上优酷看青春# #青春环游记#
tAyytIY ​

[# # it Fan Chengcheng mother received a letter from mother, @ Fan Chengcheng Adam could not help but shed tears. Such a gentle boy will be fine, come on the cc! [hug] youku to see the youth on # # # # youth. < br > tAyytIY]

南方都市报:
    【#男子徒手爬楼盗窃睡着次#】月日,湖北武汉黄陂警方通报一起盗窃抢劫案。月日,嫌疑人陈某潜入一小区,徒手爬楼进到徐先生家中,看到正在熟睡的徐先生后他钻到床底,不久睡着了。陈某醒来发现家中无人开始盗窃,在钻入一吊柜时他再次睡着。徐先生回家发现被盗后报警,民警到场取证完毕后暂...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # man climb building with theft sleep time # 】 month day, hubei wuhan Huang Bei police notified a burglary robbery. Month, suspect Chen into a village, climb building with Mr Xu into the home, see after sleeping Mr Xu, he, under the bed soon fell asleep. Chen woke up to find no one in the home to theft, condole ark into a when he falls asleep again. Mr Xu home found stolen police, civilian police to obtain evidence after the temporary... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #电视剧局中人#今晚姚碧君@王瑞子 小姐姐空降优酷钉钉审问局,一个小时互动聊天果然“有求碧应”!面对群内i局小伙伴想要视频见面的要求,小姐姐居然直接群内发视频开启#优酷局中人假笑挑战#!果然是宠粉姐姐没错了!#看谍战属优酷# tAyyiol ​
[# # TV players tonight Yao Bijun @ Wang Ruizi little sister airborne youku nailing interrogation bureau, an hour to interactive chat as garden should have! Facing in the same group I bureau of friend want to meet video request, little sister incredibly direct group of inside hair open # youku video player smirk challenge #! It was pet powder sister thats right! # see youku # tAyyiol spy]

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 你见过运动神经差的人是什么样的? ​
[# # good night family have you ever seen a person with poor motor nerve is what kind of? ​]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 没必要让所有人知道真实的你,或者是你没有必要不停地向人说其实我是一个什么样的人。因为这是无效的,人们还是只会愿意看到他们希望看到的。我甚至觉得你把真实的自己隐藏在这些误解背后还挺好的。——陈丹青《我们这个时代的怕和爱》 ​
[# ZAKER# late at night there is no need to let everyone know that the real you, or you dont need to constantly said to the people I actually is a what kind of person. Because it is invalid, people still would like to see them only want to see. I even think you hide yourself behind the misunderstanding is also quite good. - Chen fear and love of our times]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #深夜大明白#【金毛和柯基的爱情大戏】住在隔壁的金毛“毛条”和柯基“屎蛋”两兄妹,自小时候起就一起玩耍生活,是附近居民都羡慕的青梅竹马。可成熟后的柯基,却生下了其它狗子的只宝宝……[doge]面对突如其来的“背叛”,大暖男毛条不仅没有发脾气,反而每天坚持过来照顾小宝宝。然而就在俘获了小...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # the night big understand golden retrievers and corgi love drama golden retrievers live next door galley and corgi Stan two brother and sister, childhood time play with life, is the childhood friends envy to nearby residents. But mature corgi, gave birth to other dogs son only baby... [doge] in the face of sudden betrayal, big sunshine boy wool top not only not angry, but every day to come over to take care of the baby. However in the captured the small... The full text m. eibo]

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